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Hard 'N Phirm
Veterans/Legends / Ventriloquist / Female
"Winners Don't Use Drugs...so if you lose at something, by all means, shoot up."

Male
68 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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Bio
Websitehardnphirm.com
MembersChris Hardwick
          'N
Mike Phirman
Albums"Horses and Grasses" (2005)
CD Baby
iTunes
*Note: the iTunes version of the album does not feature "Rodeohead" or "Fitter Clappier"

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     Hard 'N Phirm's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Serious Relationships
Hometown:Memphis, TN (Hard)
San Luis Obispo, CA (Phirm)
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Gemini


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Hard 'N Phirm's Friends Comments
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Mike





Jul 8 2008 10:02 PM

I love it you guys are amazingly funny
Paul Morales





Jun 5 2008 8:01 PM

hey guys here are the links to the videos
Sappy Love Song - http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=276lF4sAINQ

Def Poetry Spam - http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=XXSPD8wq7R8

Not Illegal - http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=1vPlNtaQUyk

Thanks again for lettin us cover your songs and stuff. It would've been awesome if you guys were there but letting us use your songs really made the party. Btw sorry for the mistakes, prom was the night before and we tried our best. It was really the first time we tried to be funny or anything. Tht would be awesome if u gave us some feedback. Thank guys!

HARD 'N PHIRM IS DA BEST!!!
Angie





Jul 6 2008 3:35 PM

wow! you approved me! i KNEW that threats would work...and my lawyer told me NOT to. hahaha. i saw you on comedy central on the 4th.
it was AWESOME! can i request "it's not illegal" on the music page so i can make it my profile song?
Baby





Jul 5 2008 9:58 PM

Hard 'N Phirm Head 4 Life, yo!
Mandy...Just Mandy





Jul 3 2008 10:01 PM

Yay, HnP on the TV tonight (or rather this morning) kicking some serious 4th of July weekend ass right off the bat! I think I stand a better chance of staying awake til 3AM than waking up at 9:30, so 2:30AM it is! Can't wait! : )
Amber





Jul 4 2008 12:45 AM

loved your comedy central presents show tonight.
:)
nanz





Jun 16 2008 1:48 PM

love it love it love it~
i also didn't realize the whole name thing, but I, for the record, am glad that you aren't "Wickman"
Deirdre Hughes





Jun 16 2008 10:19 AM

Thank you so much for adding me. =)

I hope this week is good to you!
TAVRVS





Jun 5 2008 5:45 AM

hey!

great space!
very cool!

big up from Rome!
Paul Morales





Jun 1 2008 7:29 PM

hey guys thanks for the blessing on covering your songs. My friend and I performed "Sappy Love Song", "Def Poetry Spam" and "Not Illegal" at my 17th birthday party. I must say it was pretty epic. We messed up a little but it was because prom was the night before. I guess you can say I'm returning the blessing but I wanted to know if you wanted to see the performances, we can youtube them and itd be really cool if you gave us some feedback!
Thank again for letting us cover
-Paul Morales
Which Amanda?





Jun 2 2008 7:04 AM

I love you guys! Wish I would have had the chance to see you guys and Bruce McCulloch on stage together. That pretty much would have made my life.
DreamingTurtle





May 28 2008 3:13 AM

Yeah, why not?
achildbyfire®





May 22 2008 7:25 PM

baby when we kiss, its like im lickin' in your mouth.
David B





May 19 2008 3:47 PM

Horses and Grasses is definitely the Blonde on Blonde of our generation.
Anne Marie





May 15 2008 3:23 PM

i use this jpeg in many of my daily interwebs interactions.

THANK YOU Hard 'N Phrim for makin a difference in MY & all those I touches (even when they don't request it) lives!!!



goodness. that's one big image...
Paul Morales





May 12 2008 9:25 PM

dude u guys are awesome
I recently bought your comedy central presents thing off of iTunes and cant stop listenin to it
is it cool if my friend and i do some tribute covers?
letticia





May 12 2008 12:55 PM

thanx for the add kind gents - i think all international conflicts could be solved if you folks provided the soundtrack .. =}
Alexita, M.A.





May 9 2008 12:59 PM

Hi Guys! CHRIS I saw you on CSI the other day - pretty cool. I thought, "Cool. That's my friend Chris".

Hope you two are well....xoxoxox!
Alexis

P.S. I am having a big graduate school completion blowout (HELLO APM, M.A.)...June 7th if you are in town.
xoxo
G-Lenny





May 3 2008 6:46 PM

Comedy Central needs to re-air your special.
G-Lenny





Apr 19 2008 1:16 AM

I've been listening to the album and it's awesome. Your mix of music and comedy is great! I thought the best way to tell you was through a myspace comment. Hehe, seriously though, you guys are the shit.
Black Clover





Apr 19 2008 10:43 AM

tanks fer de ad,git ta beedlememeet naw,cheers,ian
PopRockCandyMountain.com





Apr 16 2008 12:19 AM

Hard'N Phirm

Interview

Now At
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^APEX^ WoulD of the [M-W]





Apr 10 2008 12:00 PM

Seen ya on AOTS, loved it!!!
J





Apr 8 2008 2:55 PM

you guys are really great! keep up the good work, me and my girlfriend love you.....in a platonic way.
Crystal





Apr 8 2008 1:00 AM

You guys were great at the Largo tonight! Really killer.
:-)
Blah La La Lindsey!





Apr 6 2008 5:34 PM

I am SO excited you guys are coming back to Knox next Monday! You guys rocked it last year, so I can't wait for another amazing performance!!
Chicks with Clips





Apr 3 2008 10:29 AM

me!
Flight of the Conchords





Mar 29 2008 5:01 PM

Who is playing the melodica on the Melodicatrix? That's massive!
Comedian Michelle Thomas





Mar 26 2008 2:25 PM

glad to have you as my newest, fake cyber friend. You don't look like a serial killer, which is always good.

Here's to many fun times to come!

Y.F.F.F.L.
(your fake friend for life),

Michelle

p.s.

If you're at work and need to look busy, I have some new videos up. One of 'em is about ham and trannies.
What's more fun than that??
Broad Awake[New Songs!]





Mar 26 2008 9:42 AM

Hey thanks for being our friend. Hope you like the music. Tell us what you think if you can. Thanks again and have a good day. Peace be with you friend...Peace!

Broad Awake
Hot Waffles





Mar 22 2008 2:43 PM

HOT WAFFLES: Living On A Roll And A Prayer

Hey! We just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that our new album, "Living On A Roll And A Prayer" is out now! You can check it out at www. hotwafflesmusic. com. You guys were awesome on the Comedy Central special.
Keep Rockin!
Graham





Mar 20 2008 8:13 AM

What's up you crazy sonsofbitches?

grahamelwood. com
Effin Funny





Mar 19 2008 3:21 AM

craazy hard n phirm clips on effinfunny. com
you have got to check it out:
http://effinfunny. com/hard-n-phirm
Rev. Austin B. Amazing





Mar 15 2008 8:28 PM

You were fantastic last night. Woo!

And the show was great too.
shelly





Mar 15 2008 7:37 PM