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Broad Tosser: General Info

Member Since	4/30/2005
Band Website	www.broadtosser.com
Band Members	viv e// bass liz ele// drums sara jean// vocals and guitar
Influences	borderline personality disorder
Sounds Like	three card monte
Type of Label	Major

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About Broad Tosser

Broad Tosser: The card dealer in the Three Card Monte con. Always promoted as a game of skill. The con artist uses three cards, usually two black spot cards and a red Queen. After placing a lengthwise crimp (bend) in them, he uses a tossing motion with both hands to mix the cards when throwing them facedown on the table. The mark is invited to guess where the Queen lands and is, of course, encouraged to place a wager. Monte hustlers usually work as a team, with a lookout and a third member who acts as a shill to win money and get the crowd involved in the betting. The big money in this scam comes at the end through a sucker bet. The card dealer (also known as a "broad tosser" because of the action of tossing the Queen) appears to inadvertently place a bend on the corner of the red Queen. The shill informs the mark of this mistake and promises huge profits. What the mark doesn't know is that the card tosser now removes the bend from the red Queen and places an identical bend on one of the black spot cards. Once the mark looses all of his money the scam is moved to another location.

via Flabby Hoffman: "Spawned from the primordial goo from which all rock and roll arose, Broad Tosser will take you to a place that speaks to your most impulsive instincts. Q: How many members of Broad Tosser does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, one to bitch slap you stupid, one to repeatedly kick you in the nuts and the other to stick a red hot pork chop up your ass. If you're looking for some chicks trading on their looks and phoning in their set, look elsewhere." hmmm...

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maddogcole07	Sep 15 2008 8:56 PM Hey there. If you don't go, you'll never know! .. .. .. Thanks, and keep the faith. Mark - MDC
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Victorian Halls	Mar 17 2008 3:01 AM Hey, so...., I built a sand castle the other day. It was crazy. And this lady was freaking out about it, like she's never seen a sand castle before. Anyways I don't know why they had to throw me out of petland, I mean come on, cats love that sort of thing. -luv. Victorian Halls(for fans of at the drive in, blood brothers, portugal the man, chiodos)
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William Duncan	Jan 18 2008 8:45 PM great show last night ladies! it has been a great pleasure being a friend of broad tosser...
ARWIN	Jan 14 2008 8:42 PM We would surely be there on Thursday if we weren't playing that night as well. We're sorry to see you go, you put on a killer show! Good luck! Team Arwin
THE HIGH FIVES	Jan 6 2008 5:21 PM HAVE A GREAT 2008!
The Hidden Mitten	Jan 5 2008 2:25 PM Nice work last night!
Alain	Dec 19 2007 2:29 PM Thanks for the add. Hope to see you once in Europe.If not i'll come to the States.Great Music.
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William Duncan	Nov 5 2007 3:19 AM 'sup nerds? I wish I coulda been at the note, I'm sure it was beast... Holler
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