Carlos Slazenger C.J.D - keeper of the wrong.
Political connections - Nepotis .M.
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OLIVER JAMES - AFFLUENZA...,lets face it, its all true...Google it & read about it if you dont believe me...but you may open your own personal can of worms, Hieronymus Bosch...showed it how it really is, Marcel Duchamp...deliberate anti-careerist schtick...love the guy to death of course but lets face it, its easy to be an art-anarchist when you've got a trust fund innit?, Captain Beefheart...a God amongst mere men, Mark E Smith -the Fall...greatest living english man, Half Man Half Biscuit (utter genius...ignore them at your peril), John Peel...saviour of 20th Century 'Alternative' music...always searching & exploring...never satisfied, George Carlin, the Four Instants whose 'Bogatini' is possibly the best piece of recorded sound EVER commited to tape...George Orwell esp. 'Keep the Aspidistra Flying' & 'Down & Out in Paris & London',all Yodellers of the world...respec!, Irwin Chusid for his contribution to spreading the word on Outsider Music, Bessi, Floriniotis, Nina Hagen, DriveShaft...(oh that is SO mid noughties), Karen Finley, Hans Bellmer, John Zacherly, Joe Meek - wild studio boffin...genius with no budget & sticky tape, The Ledgendary Stardust Cowboy, Chris Morris, the wonderful world of Ron Johnson, Big flame, the noseflutes, stitched back foot airman, the shrubs, Syd Barrett, Sun Ra, Sister Sledge & all related products of the Chic Organisation Ltd, Nic Roeg esp. 'Dont Look Now', The Rah Band-The Crunch, Peter Cook, Add n to (x), jandek, Arcesia, the Fendermen, Mallard, Chris Spedding...'Motorbikin', big dave & the tennesse tailgaiters, Herbie Hancock, Thomas Hardy (esp tess of the d’urbervilles...words fail me...read it twice a year), Screaming lord Sutch, Reliant Robins, Baked Beans, Leigh Bowery, supermarket brand beer, Throbbing Gristle, Terry and June, Harmonia & Cluster (esp zuckerziet & deluxe ), Kraftwerk, drizzle over Bedford, Bond Bugs & all bizzare 3 wheeled vehicles, citroen ds...& citroen AMI...my two favourite cars with 4 wheels, the Sonics, GROWING OLD AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO DEATH, stonehenge, cynicism...the only thing i believe in these days..., white sliced bread, b j snowden, twitching lace curtains, Ramsey Williamson....artist of grim proportion, Tiny Tim, cambodian rock n roll, thai garage, the Shaggs, avoiding eye contact with feral youths in atmosphearless chain pubs, ice cream vans, Marmite…(in any kind of container!), 24hr garages, charity shops, car boot sales, Emerson Lake and Palmer (fanfare for the common man 9 minute version only), Trio, Faust, Mr Potters museum of Curiosities Jamaica inn Bodmin moor, out of season seaside towns, Mike Leigh (esp nuts in may & naked & abigails party), Micheal Jackson…(beat it, thriller, billie jean & wanna be startin' something only...obviously), the Mighty Boosh, Nighty Night, Benny Hill, the Cramps’s record collection, the Wicker Man..(best film in the world...should have been immune to remakes), Harold & Maude...(second best film ever..life giving Cat Stevens soundtrack...wicked black humour), the Swimmer, the Car, Videodrome, Dead Ringers anything Cronenburg basically, Congress Woman Malinda Jackson Parker...thats what i call R n B, Joan Jett, Kim Fowley, the Runaways..'Cherry Bomb'..astounding! Death Race 2000, Paris Texas, Dennis Hopper (esp Tracks, the Last Movie & Blue Velvet), salt & vinegar crisps, prawn cocktail crisps…but don’t have too many you’ll get cancer, Tangela Tricoli, A J Marshall, the Big Lebowski, the Offence, the Velvet Underground…(should be prescribed to all 16 year olds then maybe we wouldn't be lost in such a sub ratners bling world, cursed as you walk the high street by puny soul lite r'n'b...where is the 21st century Sun Ra when you need him???), Pink Flamingoes, the Trashmen, American Psycho...the books better, Austin Maxis, the first & only Pink Floyd lp -'Piper at the Gates of Dawn'- truly inspirational...sounds even better on 8-track cassette, new towns with no soul, old northern towns with grubby little pubs & bar billiards, Brighton, Luton, Jethro Tull (esp Witches Promise...words fail me when exposed to its beauty), Public image ltd (esp 1st lp), ignoring each other on public transport, the fall & rise of Reginald Perrin,no madchester, no blur no oasis no britpop & definately no whinging white boy indie stadium rock envirofake coffee table bands...Thom this means you!, Liquid Sky, Motorhead....(at office parties), x- ray spex, Wesley Willis, Harry Partch, Stockhausen...RIP or rest in chaos, sandals with socks, Neu!, Can, the Tornadoes, Mike Oldfield (moonlight shadow only...though the Blue Peter Theme is pretty groovy too), being stuck behind a caravan on the M5 bound for Avebury, wavy gravy, desperate rock n roll, madness invasion, born bad, halloween horror monster rock n roll...a major obsession, early ‘50’s novelty rockabilly, Brian Eno (taking tiger mountain & here come the warm jets only...obviously), Pentangle…(light flight...bliss), Dunlop trainers, Vic Reeves, Sarandon, a Witness, Dog Faced Hermans, Bogshed, Death by Milkfloat....i'm quite fussy really, i dont like that much stuff.
By the way, tell me what you think of my customized profile, i know it looks like the standard issue but it took me ages to design one with a few subtle differences...can you spot them?
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you can hear what it sounds like now if you go to www.artwaveradio.net where i have all my past programmes available to download or listen to at your leisure anytime!...plus i jockey my discs on www.vinylmicrostore.gr every week ( check my up coming shows )..but what it actually sounds like a deejay who is unwilling to restrict his set to any one genre...whose only criteria is kwality...though my 'audio obstacle course' focuses mostly on incredibly strange music, outsider music, early 50's novelty records and twisted exotica, you will also experience regretable celebrity records,the guilty pleasures of obsolete pop music, classic krautrock tracks, 70's disco, 80's pop attrocities, punk museum pieces, car boot sale jewels and whatever the hell else i feel like throwing your way...its an uber freestyle 'wrongist' dj mash up of my own concoction that is built on instinct and not marketing. if you like what you hear and you want to HELP ME SAVE MUSIC FROM ITSELF - dont hesitate to contact me cos i wanna take this concept global...actually why stop there?, apparently they just found a new planet with a similar atmosphere to earth 20 light years away...a new untapped market! (until it gets f****d up like this one...pardon my french), anyway if you have a pod i can cast from & you know how important it is to expect the unexpected in this corporate entertainment world get in touch & lets do business!
‘Dontcha wish your deejay was wrong like me?,
dontcha wish your deejay was a freak like me? dontcha? dontcha?'
Alright? You’ve just landed on my patch…I don’t know who you are but anyway...WELCOME TO MY WORLD! Im here to trade under the name of Carlos Slazenger- Dee Jay of radical, neglected & incredibly strange recorded sound, past present & future. I am a collector who has found that some of the most interesting things that exist are not those that are pushed into your face by the ACME multi-national entertainment corp. I create radio programmes & party nights that are intended to confound & surprise, something that mainstream music seems to have lost its talent for...ive decided to walk calmly away from the mega store with its safe 'alternative' coffee table lps & search the junkshops in the outskirts for obscure gems. It aint easy to answer what music I play when im asked, as I genuinely have no axe to grind regarding any one particular genre, and I am not in the least concerned with clutching at the coat tails of ‘cool’ .Though I am a lifelong fan of Captain Beefheart & The Fall, I suffer no pangs of wounded credibility by following them with Sabrina or Jethro Tull, im happy to play artrock, krautrock, early rockabilly, 50’s & 60’s novelty records, way out exotica, outsider music, regretable obsolete pop trash or W.H.Y alongside the collected works of The Chic Organisation plc.
My dj life proper began at the turn of the last century with my mates from Kosmische with whom I started to broadcast on www.resonancefm.com. It was around this time while suffering from ‘The Strokes’ (though everyone else thought they were the future…some form of collective madness?) that I was diagnosed as having a terminal case of cynicism, for some people this might have proved debilitating, perhaps it would mean they could only manage to struggle as far as their local supermarket to buy their daily music, but I found it gave me a new lease of life! I would rise early to attend all car boot sales within range of my ridiculous fibre glass car from the 70’s (a Bond Bug if you must know ), the only drawback being my inability to walk past a charity shop without entering. Things went a bit wobbly in 2002 when I met my main squeeze em kei & emigrated to Greece (by mistake). So now im in a flat in Athens surrounded by broken robots & music on obsolete formats, ive taken my concept to the clubs & bars with my friends as ‘Non Stop Hits’ & now The Dynamic Party Sound Duo... im currently starting a new night called ‘pub jukebox’ with mates from www.black-athena.com which is a homesick ex pats attempt to recreate an English pub experience ( the underlying threat of physical violence wont be easy to fake but we'll give it a go).You can download or listen to my shows at www.artwaveradio.net right now, or tune in to my regular podcast THE AUDIO OBSTACLE COURSE at www.vinlymicrostore.gr. I have every intention of continuing to search for overlooked oddities to charm you with for as long as I have left to inhabit this planet....
Incidentally, I have the technology to produce mp3 programmes for interweb pod dissemination, so if you wish to commission me for online projects as well as terrestrial broadcasts get in touch…lets do lunch! Just let me consult my Rasberry (?!) You may think I am foolish to think the idea that a show playing underground & obsolete overground records could have an audience,but now in my deluded mind i feel a public CRAVING for novelty & newness & for the overlooked also ran recordings of the past.This makes this project not only desirable but even, dare i say it commercial, im convinced that something has to change, colour supplement friendly cute punk & weedy RnB does not a satisfying record collection make, this tiresome capitalist world with its media sponsored rejection of difference,& its creeping corporate mediocrity of art made by commitee threatens to destroy everything that makes ANY kind of art interesting .This is seriously interfering with peoples overall sense of well being! I say : CRUNCH THE GENRES! SHOOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE!…& I want you to think that too…why?...because you’re worth it.
P.S if any of you lot out there have got a copy of ‘Band on the Trot’ by Hylda Baker & Arthur Mullard im willing to do anything to get my hands on it…anything....STOP PRESS! thanx to Vouno i now have a pristine copy...thank you so.
You can listen to carlos slazengers audio obstacle course anytime you like as all my past programmes are available to download or listen to at www.artwaveradio.net
....& If you havent had your fill after that lot then heaven help you!
If you have any recommendations or want to send me any bizzare or tasteless tunes you think i will want to play get in touch..........................HEY BY THE WAY IM NOW THE 11th BEST AIR GUITARIST IN THE WORLD! ( dont ask me how ) you can see a practice video of my act on 'my videos'....I thank you
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How are you, Carlos Slazenger? Haven't checked in on you lately, so I swung by to wish you a happy October & hope you are feeling well! Listen, I have another track up on my page, "Attack Of The Mushroom People." You can Hear it right Now, if you'd like at: www.myspace.com/psychedelicpablo adios for now! Pablo
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