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Dan "The Kid" Polydoris
Stand-Up / Musical / Jokes

			"www.danpolydoris.com" Male 27 years old Chicago, United States Last Login: 10/11/2008

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Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Comedian Bio

Website

danpolydoris.com

Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Interests

General	I'm a stand-up and a musician (and a part-time proofraeder). I like laughing until I'm about to pee/cry/throw up. I'm constantly spending money that I don't have on things that I don't need. The only HTML I know is making bullet points.
Music	Queen, Tenacious D, Meatloaf, Springsteen, Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Prince, Buddy Holly, Neil Diamond, and one song by Leif Garrett.
Movies
Television	I could watch America's Funniest Home Videos (or AFV, whichever you prefer) all day, everyday, for the rest of my life. And not even just the old ones with Sagat. I'll go ahead and watch the new ones with Tom Bergeron. That's called good TV.
Books	"Yellow River" by I.P. Daily; "Spots on the Wall" by Hoo Flung Pu; "Bloody Balls" by Rusty Zipper.
Groups:	Kris Shaw Fan Club, Comedians of MySpace, Comedians Corner View All Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Groups

Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Body type:	0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio

Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Schools

Bradley University
Peoria,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Creative Writing

1999 to 2003

Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 2410

Plays Today: 4

The Sad State of the World

Run Time: 60

Plays: 33
Comments: 2

Great Moments in Pong History

Run Time: 46

Plays: 87
Comments: 0

Hilarious Movie Bloopers!!

Run Time: 40

Plays: 56
Comments: 0

Homeschooling

Run Time: 104

Plays: 254
Comments: 0

The Hall and Oates Show

Run Time: 56

Plays: 164
Comments: 0

DragonForce Harpsichord Tribute

Run Time: 111

Plays: 348
Comments: 3

Straight Weddings

Run Time: 75

Plays: 316
Comments: 0

Getting Caught

Run Time: 87

Plays: 342
Comments: 2

My Buddy Rob Shoots a Laser Pointer in His Eye

Run Time: 5

Plays: 473
Comments: 3

Pop Stand Show

Run Time: 427

Plays: 337
Comments: 4

Upcoming Gigs

Oct 7 2008

9:15P

Chicago Underground Comedy

Chicago IL

Oct 12 2008

7:00P

Prairie Arts Center

Arlington Heights IL

Oct 29 2008

9:30P

The Comedians You Should Know Show

Chicago IL

Nov 6 2008

8:00P

JD’s Comedy Cafe

Milwaukee WI

Nov 7 2008

8:00P

JD’s Comedy Cafe

Milwaukee WI

Nov 8 2008

8:00P

JD’s Comedy Cafe

Milwaukee WI

Nov 8 2008

10:00P

JD’s Comedy Cafe

Milwaukee WI

Nov 28 2008

9:30P

4th Fridays

Chicago IL

Dec 10 2008

8:00P

Skyline Comedy Cafe

Appleton WI

Dec 11 2008

8:00P

Skyline Comedy Cafe

Appleton WI

Dec 12 2008

8:00P

Skyline Comedy Cafe

Appleton WI

Dec 13 2008

8:00P

Skyline Comedy Cafe

Appleton WI

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Dan "The Kid" Polydoris's Blurbs

About me:
I currently live in Chicago, a small city 3 hours outside of Peoria. I do comedy around the midwest. I play a decent amount of Ms. Pacman.

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Voss	Oct 6 2008 4:22 PM Strong Belwas wants liver and onions.
Nicholas Anthony (.net)	Sep 9 2008 4:22 PM Good hanging out last weekend... Let me know if you find any good Chicago contacts... NA
Dwayne Perkins	Aug 6 2008 5:13 PM myspace account...zero dollars, customizing my page...zero dollars, having you as my new friend...Priceless. Check out my teeth whitening blogs :-)
Comedian Scotty Lee	Aug 4 2008 12:06 PM
gary lee	Jul 11 2008 6:06 AM greatest fight scene ever...
Lou Diamond Phillips	Jul 11 2008 4:02 AM Buy "Young Guns II" on DVD today!!!
Joe Kilgallon	Jun 29 2008 2:24 AM I feel you should grow a summer 'stache, that's just how I feel.
Sarah	Jun 25 2008 2:52 AM Danny boy, What's happenin in Chi-town? Michael and I are both going to be there next month along with many other Stone siblings.
Em	Jun 18 2008 8:53 PM I like that shirt. Pink Cadillac any one?
Voss	Jun 5 2008 1:58 PM The Others take you.
Carrie	Jun 4 2008 3:08 PM This weekend, I found a photo of you where you had put your entire head inside a ziplock freezer bag. At some point I will scan it and send it to you, because genius like that needs to be shared with the world.
Lauren Vino	Jun 3 2008 10:21 PM Come see the last night of my show LADY PARTS tomorrow night, 9:30 at the Gorilla Tango. Thanks!
O.I.N.K!	May 29 2008 8:32 AM Thanks for hammin' it up with the packed house at O.I.N. K! last night!
O.I.N.K!	May 28 2008 6:16 AM
Eliot	May 27 2008 3:32 AM Hey buddy just wanted to say goodbye, you aint gonna see this shining face for a bot 1/4 of a year....or three months nice rahal
Cindy CornelsEn	May 24 2008 3:28 AM You's invited!
O.I.N.K!	May 17 2008 10:53 PM
Sweet 'n' Sour™	May 2 2008 4:13 AM Don't expect May 31 to be any early night. I don't want to hear your shit. I'm wrestling in town that night, you're telling jokes, and we're drinking en masse afterwards, and there are bars open until 4. That's the end of it.
Tony Sam	Apr 30 2008 11:49 PM I love your crafty un-racist song.
Oliver Sweeney	Apr 30 2008 3:33 PM Dan, you're the bomb diggity dope shit comedian, yeeaaahhh!!!
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