I'm a stand-up and a musician (and a part-time proofraeder).
I like laughing until I'm about to pee/cry/throw up.
I'm constantly spending money that I don't have on things that I don't need.
The only HTML I know is making bullet points.
Music
Queen, Tenacious D, Meatloaf, Springsteen, Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Prince, Buddy Holly, Neil Diamond, and one song by Leif Garrett.
Movies
Television
I could watch America's Funniest Home Videos (or AFV, whichever you prefer) all day, everyday, for the rest of my life. And not even just the old ones with Sagat. I'll go ahead and watch the new ones with Tom Bergeron. That's called good TV.
Books
"Yellow River" by I.P. Daily; "Spots on the Wall" by Hoo Flung Pu; "Bloody Balls" by Rusty Zipper.
About me: I currently live in Chicago, a small city 3 hours outside of Peoria. I do comedy around the midwest. I play a decent amount of Ms. Pacman.
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Come on kids Just two clicks once a day and you could get me an audition for "The Big Gay Sketch Show" It's easier then taking your birth control and a lot more fun. If you could just cut and paste the link or try Clicking
I just spoke with Lou Diamond Phillips, who confirmed that you are, in fact, not friends. He said you two met one time and you were kind of standoffish. Please remove him immidiately from you myspace favorites.
