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Dave Hill
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Dave Hill Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Male
68 years old
New York
United States



Last Login: 2/2/2010
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   Dave Hill's Comedian Bio
BioWorld's Greatest Entertainer.
Websitedavehillonline.com
TV Shows"The King Of Miami" on MOJO, HBO, Adult Swim, Current TV, "Human Giant" on MTV, Sundance Channel, VH1, "Smoking Gun TV" on Court TV, Spike TV, "Random Acts of Duff" on the Learning Channel, E!, "Friday Night Standup" on Comedy Central, Cinemax
AlbumsRock Bands: Valley Lodge, "Valley Lodge" Children of the Unicorn, "Children of the Unicorn" Uptown Sinclair, "Uptown Sinclair" Cobra Verde, "Easy Listening" Sons of Elvis, "Glodean"


    Dave Hill's Interests
GeneralSkeet shooting, transcendentalism, puppies, tanning, hanging and/or banging.
MusicLed Zeppelin, The Smiths, Husker Du, Rufus Wainwright, Thin Lizzy, Guided By Voices, Dinosaur Jr., Cheap Trick, Pentagram, Walt Mink, the Replacements, Elvis Costello, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Bad Brains, Kyuss, Lucy Roche, Belle and Sebastian, CSS, Blue Oyster Cult, The Go Team!, Lucy Wainwright Roche, Buzzcocks, Teenage Fanclub, T. Rex, Morrissey, Bathory, Superjoint Ritual, Elliott Smith, Sleep, Chet Baker, Rocket From The Tombs, Deep Purple, Pavement, Pantera, the Beatles, Mabel Mercer, Corrosion of Conformity, Peaches, the Undertones, Flaming Lips, Valley Lodge, Sons of Elvis, Uptown Sinclair, TLC, Fleetwood Mac, Walter Schreifels, St. Vitus, Walter Schreifels, Joe Jackson, Wilco, Joan As Police Woman, New York Dolls, MC5, the Kinks, Magnetic Fields, the Smoking Popes, Matthew Sweet, Mayhem, Michael Jackson, Motorhead, Misfits, Antony and the Johnsons, Oasis, New Pornographers, Prince, the Who, Queen, Serge Gainsbourg, the Raspberries, Kyuss, Sparklehorse, and other stuff.
MoviesPee Wee's Big Adventure, Waiting For Guffman, Grey Gardens, Friday the 13th, Crumb
TelevisionGet a Life, Pee Wee's Playhouse, the Dick Cavett Show, the Office (British), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Tenacious D, Extras, the Sopranos, Colbert Report
Books
Heroes
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceChuck Mosley Fan Group *You Bet We Care A Lot*

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     Dave Hill's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cleveland
Body type:6' 0" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dude Who Is Pretty F.@king Sweet In General


Dave Hill's Clips [View All Clips]
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Dave Hill Studies Actor's Movement
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Dave Hill's First Commercial For Select Dental
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David Rakoff and Dave Hill Go On A Book Tour
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Dave Hill At New York Fashion Week, February 2006
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 18 2009 8:00P
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   Dave Hill's Blurbs
About me:
www.davehillonline.com

Who is Dave Hill? It’s a question I ask myself often, which is strange considering the kind of access I have. This much I can tell you though- I am the new Hollywood “It” girl, the next Leo, America’s fresh-faced boy next door, and your new best friend all rolled into one. I am a poet, a dancer, and- perhaps most of all- a thief. Soon I am to steal your heart.

More to the point however, I am a writer, performer, musician, actor, comedy-type person, artist, and thinking man living in the Big City, New York to be exact.

On the writing front, I have written for the New York Times, Salon, HBO, Blender, The Huffington Post, FHM UK, XXL, Guitar World, Guitar Player, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, VH1, Spike TV, The Learning Channel, Court TV, and a bunch of other people too. I also wrote "The Black Metal Dialogues", which is pretty much the biggest thing to happen to the Internet since that one picture of the guy with puke coming out of his nose. Additionally, I am the author of the award-winning coffee table book “Down On The Farm: Barnyard Animals Of Note.” It’s pretty incredible.

On the show business front, you might recognize me as the star of the wildly popular “King of Miami” program on the MOJO network (which comes to you in the futuristic high-definition format), or perhaps you’ve seen me on Court TV’s comedy news show “Smoking Gun TV,” which was canceled. I’ve also shown up on the popular MTV, Comedy Central, VH1, Cinemax, Adult Swim, Sundance Channel, TLC, Current TV, and Spike TV networks a few times. Deal with it. Sometimes I miss being able to walk into the free clinic and stuff without being harassed by people who watch TV really late at night, but for the most part I gotta say this “fame thing” suits me well. Really, really well.

When I’m not busy being on TV all the time, I perform in New York City clubs. I get up on stage and talk about stuff, read something I wrote, dance around a little bit, show a short film I made, or just sort of touch hearts in general. I am also the host of a live chat/variety/donkey show called the Dave Hill Explosion, which is pretty much 1 in its time slot as far as I’m concerned. And one time, during a routine flight layover at the Newark airport, I staged an impromptu one-man interpretation of the award-winning musical Cats entirely within the confines of my trousers. As long as we’re on the topic, I should probably also mention that I have appeared at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen and was named by Variety Magazine as one of their “10 Comics to Watch” in 2007. I’m not messing around with this sh*t.

Aside from all of that stuff, I have also rocked America (and even parts of Canada) as a member of such critically-acclaimed-but-not-so-popular-as-to-be-considered-a-sellout bands as Uptown Sinclair, Cobra Verde, and Sons of Elvis. Lately, I have been rocking people into submission as the singer and guitar player for Valley Lodge and also the guitar player for Children of the Unicorn. There is talk of stickers. I am also a part-time dancer for Satanicide and sometime bass player for Lucy Wainwright Roche.

Anyway, so yeah, that’s pretty much the deal with me. I could go on but I really don’t like talking about myself that much. If you want to keep reading though, here is some stuff that other people said about me that I have organized here in the convenient and popular quotation format:

“Whether he’s interviewing a pet psychic or Jimmy Kimmel, Hill usually manages to derail the conversation to his own insecurities with hilariously uncomfortable results.” -Variety Magazine

“Brilliant.” -New York Magazine

“Hill’s loose jabs and affable, nice-guy demeanor are what make his gently absurdist comedy so enjoyable.” -The Onion

“I saw a great young guy last named Dave Hill who is really funny.” -Robin Williams, MoviesOnline.ca

“Hill’s deadpan delivery as a talk show host who has severely overestimated his own coolness is priceless.” -AM New York

“Dave Hill’s talk show is like being on an acid trip with a gentle bunny and Joe Franklin.” -Time Out New York

“Like watching a self-important teenager strut around his bedroom, a fantasy world of his own fame complete with nunchucks and all that is ‘totally sweet’.” -The Aspen Times

“Thanks to his quirky humor and knack for attention-getting, Dave Hill has shot to the stop in a surprisingly short period of time.” -Time Out New York

Seriously though, I am mostly working on strength training and- to a lesser degree- levitation at this point in my life. I also have a website on the Internet, which is located at www.davehillonline.com. You can just click on that link and go there. I mean, hey, why not? You should also check out my hot sh*t rock band Valley Lodge, if you get a chance. I know, I know- it's a lot to handle all at once. Take your time if you need to. And remember- we're in this together.

In other news, here are some videos for you to watch in your spare and/or valuable time. They work best if you let them load all the way before viewing. I'm not telling you how to run your life. I just want things to be perfect for you. You seem so nice.

 
The Original Myspace Map
Who I'd like to meet:
Major A-holes, Oksana Baiul, and you.
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Dave Hill's Friends Comments
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LULABI

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Jan 30 2010 11:52 PM


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Quoiqu'il en soit, au plaisir de vous lire…

La Lulabise ;-D.
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Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

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Steven Cravis

Steven Cravis



Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

Hi Dave Hill,

just stopping by to say hi :-) !

-steven
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

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Good to have you as a friend!
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I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

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Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Andy Martin

Andy Martin



Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

THank you so much for the add! How have you been? !Hope all is well! I started my Youtube Channell!! Check it out!!
Add me as a friend and subscribe to me! Lets Keep in touch!
God Bless
Andy
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Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

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DJ Monkey

DJ Monkey



Nov 27 2009 5:50 AM

what we do is
speak in verse,
rap to the groove,
and try to make
heads or tails
of things.

- dj monkey
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Steven Cravis

Steven Cravis



Nov 9 2009 9:47 PM

Hi Dave Hill,

just stopping by to say hi :-) !

-steven
Lawrence

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Nov 9 2009 9:47 PM

Please check out my space.

Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Nov 9 2009 9:47 PM

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A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:

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Nov 9 2009 9:47 PM

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Sep 12 2009 8:10 PM


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ALL THE DAMN KIDS



Sep 3 2009 2:08 PM

Hey! Thanks for accepting the add =). How are you? x
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*g*r*a*p*e*s*w*h*i*z*

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Sep 3 2009 2:08 PM

Happy 2/12-of-the-year birthday!

Shouldn't I be in the top friends by now, based on my attentiveness?  (The June 3 comment tipped me off.)

Hot weather, eh?  Tennis shorts season now?
Seti Alpha 5

Seti Alpha 5



Jul 8 2009 11:21 AM

I have wished a bird would fly away,
And not sing by my house all day;

Have clapped my hands at him from the door
When it seemed as if I could bear no more.

The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.

And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.

Robert Frost
1874-1963
GQEQ is a one-man wolfpack.

GQEQ is a one-man wolfpack.



Jul 5 2009 6:56 AM

dave hill, you are so the man for the time. i was just lyin' in bed with my throat almost totally swollen shut from the illest case of strep and all i can think of is," man, i fuckin' hate ricky martin." stay wierd. love and respect.
The Sleeps

The Sleeps



Jun 30 2009 8:17 AM

Hello, It's Ricky.
I'm just seeing who is interested in coming out to see us this Thursday @ The Grog Shop.

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