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DAVE STONE
General / Female / Latino
"words between quotation marks"

Male
15 years old
ATLANTA
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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   DAVE STONE's Comedian Bio
BioBased in Atlanta, Dave has been developing his sarcastic and irreverent brand of comedy in clubs and truckstops throughout the southeast and east coast of America since before he could walk. He has shared stages with such comedy vets as Robert Klein, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Doug Benson and Greg Giraldo, among others. Dave is a co-founding member of The Beards of Comedy Tour, which may or may not be appearing in a dive bar near you. Dave sometimes makes funnies on the radio as a regular guest, pun intended, on The Regular Guys Show in Atlanta and Dallas. Dave asks that you watch his clips, come to his shows and tell your friends about him, so that one day bill collectors might leave him alone. Dave enjoys pretending someone else wrote this.
Websitebeardsofcomedy.com
InfluencesLarry David, Steve Martin, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Hicks, David Cross, Brian Posehn, Adam Corolla, Dave Chappelle, Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Jonathan Katz, Maria Bamford, Jonathan Winters, Christopher Guest, Bob Odenkirk, Steven Wright, Kevin Nealon, Jeff Garlin, Phil Hartman, Mr.Belvedere, Grandpa from The Cosby Show, Danny Trejo, Tommy Lee Jones, Steven Segal, B.A. Baracus, Wilford Brimley
TV ShowsComcast's Comedy Spotlight
FilmsA movie about a fake rock band. He wore a pig mask
AlbumsAn out-of-print split 7" with GWAR

    DAVE STONE's Interests
GeneralThe meaning of life, freight train graffiti, the funny, cryptozoology, gospel music theory, shadow boxing, melatonin, clogging, Civil War beards, sucker punches, chilies poblanos, home remedies, arm wrestling, music that doesn't suck, Vikings, Area 51, kittens
MusicRyan Adams, Arcade Fire, Avett Brothers, B-52s, Bad Livers, The Beatles, Black Keys, Black Lips, Blue Mountain, Bowie, BR-549, Buckethead, R.L.Burnside, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, Billy Childish, Clutch, Converge, The Cramps, Cream, Creedence, Miles Davis, DeathCabForCutie, Deerhunter, Del McCoury Band, Devo, Down, Drive-By Truckers, Dylan, Steve Earle, Elf Power, FiendWithoutaFace, Flogging Molly, Peter Gabriel, The Gourds, The Hangdogs, Ben Harper, Black Keys, Harvey Milk, Helmet, Hendrix, Clutch, Patterson Hood, Howlin'Wolf, Iggy & The Stooges, Iron & Wine, Jane's Addiction, Jason Isbell, Waylon Jennings, The Jody Blonde, Robert Johnson, Joy Division, Junior Kimbrough, KingsOfLeon, Chris Knight, AnnaKramer&theLostCause, LambOfGod, Led Zeppelin, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mastodon, Melvins, Miller's Tale, Ministry, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, MyMorningJacket, Willie Nelson, Mike Ness, No River City, Nothingface, Pantera, Clutch, Gram Parsons, Pink Floyd, Primus, Public Enemy, Black Keys, Old 97's, QueensOfTheStoneAge, Radiohead, The Ramones, early REM, Rev.Horton Heat, Damian Rice, Rolling Stones, The Roots, SCOTS, Screaming Lord Such, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Social Distortion, Son House, Son Volt, Elliot Smith, The Supremes, Talking Heads, Terranigma, Tool, Tina Turner, Uncle Tupelo, Tom Waits, Whiskeytown, Black Keys, White Stripes, Clutch, Hank Williams(I & III), Lucinda Williams, Link Wray, YeahYeahYeahs, Dwight Yoakam, Neil Young, Clutch, ZZ Top *CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: PATTERSON HOOD (Murdering Oscar)
MoviesA Clockwork Orange, TheAdventuresofMilo&Otis, American History X, American Psycho, American Splendor, A Mighty Wind, Army Of Darkness, TheBalladOfJackAndRose, Best In Show, Better Off Dead, The Big Lebowski, BigTroubleInLittleChina, Blue Velvet, Bottle Rocket, Casino, Castle Freak, Clay Pigeons, Coffey, TheComediansOfComedy, ComingToAmerica, Cool Hand Luke, Crumb, The Darjeeling Limited, DeadMenDontWearPlaid, DeathBecomesHer, The Deer Hunter, Desperado, The Devil's Rejects, Donnie Brasco, Eagle vs. Shark, Eraserhead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Fargo, FearAndLoathingInLasVegas, ForYourConsideration, The Foutain, Foxy Brown, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs Of New York, Ghost World, Goodfellas, The Hammer, Heat, HouseOf1000Corpses, InTheNameOfTheFather, Jackie Brown, The Jerk, Legend, TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou, Lost Highway, Love Liza, Me&You&EveryoneWeKnow, MontyPython&TheHolyGrail, NationalLampoon'sAmerican/European/ChristmasVacation, The Neverending Story, TheNightmareBeforeChristmas, NoCountryForOldMen, OBrotherWhereArtThou?, Office Space, Over the Top, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Raising Arizona, RequimForADream, TheRockyHorrorPictureShow, The Royal Tenenbaums, Run Ronnie Run, The Shining('80), Sleeper, Taxi Driver, Teen Wolf, Texas Chainsaw Massacre('74), The Thing, The Toxic Avenger, Trailer Park Boys, Trees Lounge, Wild At Heart, WillyWonka&theChocolateFactory, Year of the Dog, Zelig *LAST GOOD MOVIE I SAW: WHATEVER WORKS
Television30 Rock, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Cheers, CurbYourEnthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Freaks & Geeks, Dr.Katz, Home Movies, Lucky Louie, Monsterquest, Mr.Show, The Muppet Show, The Office(Both), Seinfeld, The Shield, The Sopranos, Trailer Park Boys
BooksAnything in pamphlet form
HeroesUma, Bucco & Katt

     DAVE STONE's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Canton, GA
Body type:5' 9" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Boogie Machine


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 16 2009 8:00P
Laugh-Your-Asheville-Off Comedy Festival Asheville NC
Jul 17 2009 8:00P
Laugh-Your-Asheville-Off Comedy Festival Asheville NC
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
Laugh-Your-Asheville-Off Comedy Festival Asheville NC
Jul 21 2009 9:00P
Village Pub Pentwater MI
Jul 22 2009 8:00P
Soaring Eagle Inn Mt.Pleasent MI
Jul 23 2009 8:00P
The Crazy Horse Saloon Rockford MI
Jul 24 2009 8:00P
Gary Fields Comedy Club Battle Creek MI
Jul 24 2009 10:00P
Gary Field’s Comedy Club Battle Creek MI
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Gary Fields Comedy Club Battle Creek MI
Jul 25 2009 10:00P
Gary Field’s Comedy Club Battle Creek MI
Jul 31 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Harrisburg, PA
Aug 1 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Harrisburg, PA
Aug 1 2009 10:00P
The Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA
Aug 5 2009 8:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Evening Muse Charlotte NC
Aug 6 2009 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ 123 Pleasent Street Morgantown WV
Aug 7 2009 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Clementine Lounge Harrisonburg VA
Aug 8 2009 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ Some Bar Camden SC
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Detroit, MI
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Detroit, MI
Aug 14 2009 10:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Detroit MI
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Detroit, MI
Aug 15 2009 10:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Detroit MI
Aug 25 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Lake Norman, NC
Aug 26 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Goldsboro, NC
Aug 28 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Matthews, NC
Aug 29 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Matthews, NC
Sep 4 2009 9:00P
Comedy Gold @ The Landmark (Headlining) Atlanta GA
Sep 11 2009 8:00P
Carmen’s Comedy Club (co-headlining) Yakima WA
Sep 11 2009 10:30P
Carmen’s Comedy Club (co-headlining) Yakima WA
Sep 12 2009 8:00P
Carmen’s Comedy Club (co-headlining) Yakima WA
Sep 12 2009 10:30P
Carmen’s Comedy Club (co-headlining) Yakima WA
Oct 1 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Tallahassee, FL
Oct 2 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Tallahassee, FL
Oct 3 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Zone Tallahassee, FL
Oct 3 2009 10:00P
The Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Oct 8 2009 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Oct 9 2009 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Oct 10 2009 10:30P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Oct 11 2009 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 13 2009 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ Nutt Street Comedy Bar Wilmington NC
Nov 14 2009 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ Nutt Street Comedy Bar Wilmington NC
Jan 20 2010 8:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Charleston Comedy Festival Charleston SC
Jan 21 2010 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Charleston Comedy Festival Charleston SC
Jan 22 2010 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Charelston Comedy Festival Charleston SC
Jan 23 2010 9:00P
The Beards of Comedy @ The Charleston Comedy Festival Charleston SC

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   DAVE STONE's Blurbs
About me:
I was born in America, therefore I am one of God's chosen people. I live in the south, and yet I don't hate Blacks, Latinos or the Gays, although I don't care much for the Amish. I am a comedian, but if you see me at the bank or the flea market or the Golden Corral please don't ask me to "say something funny", unless you're willing to give me 10 minutes, $7 and a microphone. What else? Well, I have 3 cats, some furniture and a very nice collection of breakfast cereals. I love to sneeze. I don't eat animals, but I do ridicule them. I kinda believe in Sasquatch. I don't believe the south will rise again, however I don't really know what that means. Cheettos are overrated. Wrong is bad. Art is good. Who farted?
Radio Daze - Dave Stone from Beards of Comedy
Who I'd like to meet:
The Boogie Man, and thank him for keeping my senses sharp when I was a child, thus making me the man I am today.

   DAVE STONE's Friend Space (Top 24)
DAVE STONE has 493 friends.
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 Patton 


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 www.ComedyGoldTV.com 


 Rory Scovel 


 Andi Smith 


 moshe kasher 


 Brent Weinbach 


 Louis CK 


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 GUTHRIE.1234(HIGH 5) 


 Clutch 


 Mastodon 


 Deerhunter 


 LEGENDARY SHACK SHAKERS 


 Harvey Milk 





DAVE STONE's Friends Comments
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Will





Jul 2 2009 9:47 PM

Finally making it out to a show see you July 5th.
Melissa Gilbert Photography





Apr 26 2009 5:31 PM

OMG Can't wait to be home !!!!
We want to see you at the Punchline June 10 !!!! I get home on June 8 !!!

I wanted to let you know I added your photos to my new page .... some old and some new :)

www.melissagilbertphotography.zenfolio.com

See you soon !!!!
Joe Pettis





Apr 13 2009 4:55 PM

Of all the comics set up to do the Punchline competition, they had to put me up against you first.

Can I offer you a free dinner to bow out of the competition?
Crystal





Apr 4 2009 5:40 AM

Hi Dave, thanks for the add.
See ya Saturday night for Jessica's 21st birthday!!!
Jay





Mar 23 2009 2:50 AM

Hey Bro....hope your feeling better....awesome set about radio!!!!
www.ComedyGoldTV.com





Mar 19 2009 6:01 PM

Hey man, hope you're feeling better bro.
Viet





Mar 17 2009 1:27 PM

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Trey Letrashe





Mar 4 2009 2:17 AM

Hey man....I'm a little late with this comment, but I just wanted to tell you what a great job you guys did on the Regular Guys show. Good stuff.
Erica





Feb 18 2009 2:41 AM

Guess who I heard on the radio this morning? Yeah, it was you!!!
Shane Hicks





Feb 7 2009 11:38 AM

Give you a dollar if you put me down as one of your influences.
Dan





Jan 13 2009 8:42 PM

Thanks for the kind words, sir. When I look back at the breadth of my career, last night will undoubtedly stand as the apex. P.S If you happen to bump into Jack Kevorkian, please give him my number.
Andy Sandford





Dec 25 2008 5:36 AM

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BRANDED by BEARDS





Nov 29 2008 10:48 PM

Thanks for the add, the beard, and the laughs. Beards are back!

AwesomeBRANDED
JustinKellyMcClure.com





Nov 24 2008 9:00 PM

nice working with you Stone, remember there is no audible when you need to call the funeral home...there is no two three defense that can stop that.
Andy Sandford





Nov 18 2008 1:19 PM

New character: guy who doesn't know the difference between volume and weight...

16 oz in a Pint?...That's a pound!!!

New new character: guy who doesn't know the difference between volume and volume...

16 oz in a Pint?...Can you even hear that?
Andy Sandford





Nov 16 2008 1:11 AM

Hey brosef, you need me to yell for you on the 19th? I can play the role of audience member.
Drew Thomas





Nov 9 2008 5:18 AM

Look at this guy's schedule, Proud of you man
GUTHRIE.1234(HIGH 5)





Oct 29 2008 1:54 PM

FRI NO COVER OPEN BAR FOR ALL 10-11 LEOPARD LOUNGE





Nov 8 2008 5:11 PM

ALRIGHT ALL MY FOLKS IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, AND WE ARE DOING IT BIG FOR MY BDAY PHAT COMEDY TUESDAY NOV 11TH@UTOPIA WITH A PACKED COMEDY SHOW HOT 107.9 AND LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM SOME OF THE DUNGEON FAMILY ARTISTS SO COME OUT AND JOIN ME FOR A DRINK. IF YOU NEED PASSES I GOT YOU. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OUT TUESDAY WE ARE DOING IT AGAIN ON FRIDAY NOV 14TH AT THE LEOPARD LOUNGE, I NEED TWO BDAY PARTIES CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT IZ,,,,,,DON'T HATE WWW. PHATCOMEDY. COM AND CHECK OUT ANY OF OUR 3 SHOWS A WEEK
Viet





Oct 21 2008 5:58 AM

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Andy Sandford





Oct 21 2008 2:07 PM

Hey Dave, be careful this Halloween
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Patrick Dodd





Oct 21 2008 8:18 PM

Lennys Bar Cancer Benefit
Jacob Sirof





Oct 4 2008 3:03 PM

Go Mets...?
Erica





Sep 25 2008 3:27 AM

I hope the Punchline was great tonight, and I'm super upset that I had to miss it. Soon I will make it. Even if I have to stalk you. Which I'm sure won't have to happen. But if it does, don't be alarmed by the girl hiding in the tree, it's just me.
Billy Anderson





Sep 12 2008 7:47 PM

I'm only gonna tell you this one time..."You be careful when you go to MIDTOWN.
" Are you still living out where Jesus lost his sandals or have you finally embraced "us gays and moved to the ATL?"
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