Based in Atlanta, Dave has been developing his sarcastic and irreverent brand of comedy in clubs and truckstops throughout the southeast and east coast of America since before he could walk. He has shared stages with such comedy vets as Robert Klein, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Doug Benson and Greg Giraldo, among others. Dave is a co-founding member of The Beards of Comedy Tour, which may or may not be appearing in a dive bar near you. Dave sometimes makes funnies on the radio as a regular guest, pun intended, on The Regular Guys Show in Atlanta and Dallas. Dave asks that you watch his clips, come to his shows and tell your friends about him, so that one day bill collectors might leave him alone. Dave enjoys pretending someone else wrote this.
Website
beardsofcomedy.com
Influences
Larry David, Steve Martin, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Hicks, David Cross, Brian Posehn, Adam Corolla, Dave Chappelle, Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Jonathan Katz, Maria Bamford, Jonathan Winters, Christopher Guest, Bob Odenkirk, Steven Wright, Kevin Nealon, Jeff Garlin, Phil Hartman, Mr.Belvedere, Grandpa from The Cosby Show, Danny Trejo, Tommy Lee Jones, Steven Segal, B.A. Baracus, Wilford Brimley
TV Shows
Comcast's Comedy Spotlight
Films
A movie about a fake rock band. He wore a pig mask
Albums
An out-of-print split 7" with GWAR
DAVE STONE's Interests
General
The meaning of life, freight train graffiti, the funny, cryptozoology, gospel music theory, shadow boxing, melatonin, clogging, Civil War beards, sucker punches, chilies poblanos, home remedies, arm wrestling, music that doesn't suck, Vikings, Area 51, kittens
Music
Ryan Adams, Arcade Fire, Avett Brothers, B-52s, Bad Livers, The Beatles, Black Keys, Black Lips, Blue Mountain, Bowie, BR-549, Buckethead, R.L.Burnside, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, Billy Childish, Clutch, Converge, The Cramps, Cream, Creedence, Miles Davis, DeathCabForCutie, Deerhunter, Del McCoury Band, Devo, Down, Drive-By Truckers, Dylan, Steve Earle, Elf Power, FiendWithoutaFace, Flogging Molly, Peter Gabriel, The Gourds, The Hangdogs, Ben Harper, Black Keys, Harvey Milk, Helmet, Hendrix, Clutch, Patterson Hood, Howlin'Wolf, Iggy & The Stooges, Iron & Wine, Jane's Addiction, Jason Isbell, Waylon Jennings, The Jody Blonde, Robert Johnson, Joy Division, Junior Kimbrough, KingsOfLeon, Chris Knight, AnnaKramer&theLostCause, LambOfGod, Led Zeppelin, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mastodon, Melvins, Miller's Tale, Ministry, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, MyMorningJacket, Willie Nelson, Mike Ness, No River City, Nothingface, Pantera, Clutch, Gram Parsons, Pink Floyd, Primus, Public Enemy, Black Keys, Old 97's, QueensOfTheStoneAge, Radiohead, The Ramones, early REM, Rev.Horton Heat, Damian Rice, Rolling Stones, The Roots, SCOTS, Screaming Lord Such, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Social Distortion, Son House, Son Volt, Elliot Smith, The Supremes, Talking Heads, Terranigma, Tool, Tina Turner, Uncle Tupelo, Tom Waits, Whiskeytown, Black Keys, White Stripes, Clutch, Hank Williams(I & III), Lucinda Williams, Link Wray, YeahYeahYeahs, Dwight Yoakam, Neil Young, Clutch, ZZ Top *CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: PATTERSON HOOD (Murdering Oscar)
Movies
A Clockwork Orange, TheAdventuresofMilo&Otis, American History X, American Psycho, American Splendor, A Mighty Wind, Army Of Darkness, TheBalladOfJackAndRose, Best In Show, Better Off Dead, The Big Lebowski, BigTroubleInLittleChina, Blue Velvet, Bottle Rocket, Casino, Castle Freak, Clay Pigeons, Coffey, TheComediansOfComedy, ComingToAmerica, Cool Hand Luke, Crumb, The Darjeeling Limited, DeadMenDontWearPlaid, DeathBecomesHer, The Deer Hunter, Desperado, The Devil's Rejects, Donnie Brasco, Eagle vs. Shark, Eraserhead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Fargo, FearAndLoathingInLasVegas, ForYourConsideration, The Foutain, Foxy Brown, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs Of New York, Ghost World, Goodfellas, The Hammer, Heat, HouseOf1000Corpses, InTheNameOfTheFather, Jackie Brown, The Jerk, Legend, TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou, Lost Highway, Love Liza, Me&You&EveryoneWeKnow, MontyPython&TheHolyGrail, NationalLampoon'sAmerican/European/ChristmasVacation, The Neverending Story, TheNightmareBeforeChristmas, NoCountryForOldMen, OBrotherWhereArtThou?, Office Space, Over the Top, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Raising Arizona, RequimForADream, TheRockyHorrorPictureShow, The Royal Tenenbaums, Run Ronnie Run, The Shining('80), Sleeper, Taxi Driver, Teen Wolf, Texas Chainsaw Massacre('74), The Thing, The Toxic Avenger, Trailer Park Boys, Trees Lounge, Wild At Heart, WillyWonka&theChocolateFactory, Year of the Dog, Zelig
*LAST GOOD MOVIE I SAW: WHATEVER WORKS
Television
30 Rock, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Cheers, CurbYourEnthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Freaks & Geeks, Dr.Katz, Home Movies, Lucky Louie, Monsterquest, Mr.Show, The Muppet Show, The Office(Both), Seinfeld, The Shield, The Sopranos, Trailer Park Boys
About me: I was born in America, therefore I am one of God's chosen people. I live in the south, and yet I don't hate Blacks, Latinos or the Gays, although I don't care much for the Amish. I am a comedian, but if you see me at the bank or the flea market or the Golden Corral please don't ask me to "say something funny", unless you're willing to give me 10 minutes, $7 and a microphone. What else? Well, I have 3 cats, some furniture and a very nice collection of breakfast cereals. I love to sneeze. I don't eat animals, but I do ridicule them. I kinda believe in Sasquatch. I don't believe the south will rise again, however I don't really know what that means. Cheettos are overrated. Wrong is bad. Art is good. Who farted? Radio Daze - Dave Stone from Beards of Comedy
Who I'd like to meet: The Boogie Man, and thank him for keeping my senses sharp when I was a child, thus making me the man I am today.
Thanks for the kind words, sir. When I look back at the breadth of my career, last night will undoubtedly stand as the apex. P.S If you happen to bump into Jack Kevorkian, please give him my number.
ALRIGHT ALL MY FOLKS IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, AND WE ARE DOING IT BIG FOR MY BDAY PHAT COMEDY TUESDAY NOV 11TH@UTOPIA WITH A PACKED COMEDY SHOW HOT 107.9 AND LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM SOME OF THE DUNGEON FAMILY ARTISTS SO COME OUT AND JOIN ME FOR A DRINK. IF YOU NEED PASSES I GOT YOU. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OUT TUESDAY WE ARE DOING IT AGAIN ON FRIDAY NOV 14TH AT THE LEOPARD LOUNGE, I NEED TWO BDAY PARTIES CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT IZ,,,,,,DON'T HATE WWW. PHATCOMEDY. COM AND CHECK OUT ANY OF OUR 3 SHOWS A WEEK
I hope the Punchline was great tonight, and I'm super upset that I had to miss it. Soon I will make it. Even if I have to stalk you. Which I'm sure won't have to happen. But if it does, don't be alarmed by the girl hiding in the tree, it's just me.
I'm only gonna tell you this one time..."You be careful when you go to MIDTOWN. " Are you still living out where Jesus lost his sandals or have you finally embraced "us gays and moved to the ATL?"