Me, Myself, and I - The best band I've ever been in
Influences
Devin Townsend/Strapping Young Lad, Mike Patton/Faith No More/Mr. Bungle, Morbid Angel, Angel Corpse, Emperor, Cynic, Opeth, Death, Suffocation, Cryptopsy, Fiend, At the Gates, Carcass, Coroner, Meshuggah, Mnemic, Coldshovel, Serenity in Regress, Hate Eternal, Nile, Demonicide, Me, Myself, and I, John Williams, Spencer Neilson, and Tears for Fears...Fuck Off
Sounds Like
If Strapping Young Lad took a LOT of drugs and had a love child with Emperor and Morbid Angel, DIS would be the asshole that kicked the shit out of their kid, and then made the musical soundtrack to that.
I'm not going to bore you with the regular Bio bullshit. What a bunch of made up garbage to make a shitty act look like gods... There will be none of that here, just a real history, and a lecture that if you know anything about DIS, should be quite normal to you. SO... here we go...
DIS was born out of a desire to make the huge array of Shitty black metal noise bands look pathetic, by writing a song or two in 10 minutes or less and recording it in a couple of hours... otherwise, the same amount of thought and time the aforementioned turds put into their music. Decent Through the Avernal (featured here on Myspace) and The Blackness Declaration were those two happy lil' ditties that did the job well.
After those two tunes were done, I felt a need to continue the project, and thus came the first full length "Opus 1". The lp was posted online in Mid 2004 on Soundclick.com and did quite well there under the Moniker of DIS(usblackmetal).
Of course there were the offended pundits of the BMN (black metal noise) who actually thought of themselves as "True Kvlt" or whatever who swore up and down that DIS wasn't black metal. I actually agreed as 99.44% of the black metal I heard was whiny poorly produced garbage, with only the norwegian originators offering much quality. I felt DIS was more of an all-purpose extreme metal thing. So I changed the soundclick moniker to reflect that.
So why that whole shpeal on the history you say? I do have a point. Because the music doesn't sound like crusty ass, and has an undeniable talent to it, doen't make it POP or not True or whatever. The asses who think this are so incredibly narrow-minded shallow, and pretty much utterly useless that my time and attention isn't worth the stupidity and bickering.
DIS is here for your entertainment kids. That's what all of this stuff that is called music is here for. If you are basing your entire ideology around the "preachings" of some band or artist, or the most current trend hand fed to you by what ever outlet you get your info from, you are a retard.
My request to all that enter this site is: don't be the tard. Enjoy the music, and tell your friend that there is an unsigned band you found on the internet that as a matter of fact not only doesn't suck, but is actually worth the time listening.
Aaron
DIS
Yeah it did.....We love it......We are gonna get out to as many folks as will give it a listen!!!! It's going over fantastically amongst those close to us.....So yeah be proud....We are too!
K I just saw more pictures on another fb, I think now that you wore pants to the wedding. I think the khakis were a different time, some other wedding type shit, but still....you wear khakis?
dewd. I just saw the pics on your mom's fb of Jimm's wedding. Tell him & Myra grats for me. But dooooood, ya don't fucking wear khaki's to a wedding. Srsly.
Thank you, We appreciate your support ! We hope to see ya soon at one of our shows and make sure to check out our music at our MySpace and check the merchandise in our shop !
Check out the new release from Straight Jacket Memory "Release Me". Feel free to leave a comment or send us a message letting us know what you think!! Hope to see you at the next show!!!
Hey thanks for accepting our request, we hope you like our music. See you on a Gwydion show! Our merchandise is available for sale, to order send mail to: shop@gwydion.org or do it in our myspace.
new album over half done guitar wise, lotsa new stuff on the page too (blogs, pics, video, merch, new song progress-in blog). come check it out if you got time or if you havent listened to my crap yet. cheers
Dude, your band sux, ha. What band? Oh the one your in? HA. fucker. Thanks for recording us man. Looking forward to doing another cd with yah. See you soon. Thorn4memory
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