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CABLE SPECIALS

HBO (almost an hour);

Showtime (almost half an hour);

Cinemax (almost half an hour.)

TALK SHOWS

Late Night with David Letterman;

Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

ANIMATED SHOWS

Dr Katz, as myself;

Home Movies, as the voice of Shannon the bully;

Slacker Cats, as the voice of Dooper.

CRIME DRAMAS SET IN MIAMI

Miami Vice, as a game show contestant (a huge role in the first eleventh of the show.) If you "TiVo search" for it, please note that it was the Miami Vice episode that also featured Phil Collins, Kyra Sedgwick, and Don Johnson (of "Nash Bridges" fame.) Kindly click here for photos from my episode (courtesy of Fincannon.)

I promise to post more credits the instant I finish sorting my bowling balls by shape.

Although my celluloid footprint is embarrassingly dainty, I’ve two cameos of which I am proud:

I play the debonair, yet Presbyterian, shop teacher in UHF (kindly click here to view me);

I play the Presbyterian, yet debonair, video store clerk in the original (feature film) version of Meet the Parents.

With Greg Glienna
in the original
Meet the Parents

My two comedy LP’s from the 80’s, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn compacted disc.

There is zero profanity, so you can listen to it near children you’re employing.

And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!

If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.

My compacted disc

Alternative Option: You can now pluck my comedic musings straight from the ether via your favorite cyber-merchants, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon MP3 store.

(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a ditty in the rock genre titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)