Emo Philips
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An Emo Philips tribute page, run by Emo Philips
Male
53 years old
Circling the drain of the Los Angeles Basin, California
United States
Last Login: 11/8/2009
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Mood:
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Emo Philips's Comedian Bio
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| TV Shows | CABLE SPECIALS
HBO (almost an hour);
Showtime (almost half an hour);
Cinemax (almost half an hour.)
TALK SHOWS
Late Night with David Letterman;
Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
ANIMATED SHOWS
Dr Katz, as myself;
Home Movies, as the voice of Shannon the bully;
Slacker Cats, as the voice of Dooper.
CRIME DRAMAS SET IN MIAMI
Miami Vice, as a game show contestant (a huge role in the first eleventh of the show.) If you "TiVo search" for it, please note that it was the Miami Vice episode that also featured Phil Collins, Kyra Sedgwick, and Don Johnson (of "Nash Bridges" fame.) Kindly click here for photos from my episode (courtesy of Fincannon.)
I promise to post more credits the instant I finish sorting my bowling balls by shape.
| | Films | Although my celluloid footprint is embarrassingly dainty, I’ve two cameos of which I am proud:
I play the debonair, yet Presbyterian, shop teacher in UHF (kindly click here to view me);
I play the Presbyterian, yet debonair, video store clerk in the original (feature film) version of Meet the Parents.
 With Greg Glienna
in the original
Meet the Parents
| | Albums | My two comedy LP’s from the 80’s, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn compacted disc.
There is zero profanity, so you can listen to it near children you’re employing.
And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!
If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.
My compacted disc
Alternative Option: You can now pluck my comedic musings straight from the ether via your favorite cyber-merchants, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon MP3 store.
(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a ditty in the rock genre titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)
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Emo Philips's Interests
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| General | Coleslaw | | Music | Any songs about coleslaw (nine times out of ten these turn out to be polkas) |
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Emo Philips's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Astrology? Hogwash! Yet MySpace forces me to put | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Occupation: | Stand-up comic |
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Total Plays: 4623 |
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Run Time:
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Plays:
4623
Comments:
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Emo Philips's Latest Blog Entry
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Ohio (as in, I am returning to central)
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Illinois (as in, I am returning to central)
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There is no absolutely no connection between me and "emo" music!
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Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
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Emo Philips's Blurbs |
About me:
Hello!
I am a comedian named
Emo (nothing to do with "emo" music) Philips.
For videos of me and audio clips and photographs of myself and/ or my coleslaw recipe and such as, I humbly beseech you to smash your mouse's forehead into
This just in, last year: I have been interviewed by SF Standup.
This just in, 2 decades ago: I have been interviewed by myself.
"Fun" fact:
My compacted disc
is now also available on
I-Tunes & Amazon
for the tangibly-impaired.
I want to thank -- and I promise to get around to it someday -- Jeff for drawing my avatar, and Myk, Tim, Flynn and JOnAthAn for bringing it to life in so many wondrous ways (all of which can be viewed en masse, to dazzling effect, in my "Pics" gallery.)
Although I love MySpace, and think it more than enough social-networking site for any man, so many souls have suggested Facebook that I have finally decided to give it a go.
I therefore beg you to behold:
the
one and only
(please accept no counterfeit, even if it is funnier)
Emo Philips
F a c e b o o k
page.
I have also been requested, by just one person this time, to Twitter.
Therefore, in keeping with the motto
that has served me so well in my career
-- "Anything at Anytime for Anybody" --
I have taken the first step:
I have established the
one & only
Emo Philips
T w i t t e r
feed.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Tony, the American soldier in Iraq -- and budding comedian -- on whose arm this wonderfully flattering depiction of me has recently been tattooed... so I can show my appreciation by treating him to a refreshing, delicious bowl of coleslaw, which I'm sure -- if he is anything like me -- he dreams of every night, as mayonnaise is deadly in the desert.
Update: I finally got to meet Tony -- as well as his charming wife -- after my show at Atlanta's Laughing Skull Lounge. Yay! Yay with extra yay sauce!
Update to the update: I've only now just realized I forgot to treat him to the coleslaw. I hjate (Swedish for hate) myself.
Update to the update to the update: Realizing that we all make mistakes, and that no human is perfect, I have finally forgiven myself. Thanks, me!
Update to the update to the update to the update: I have just been re-booked into the Laughing Skull Lounge for the distended weekend of February 11 through 14, 2010. For more information (such as if Tony will be there again... I'll let you know the instant I know) please carefully scroll up to my "Upcoming Gigs" box.
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