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Emo Philips
Emo Philips An Emo Philips tribute page, run by Emo Philips

Male
53 years old
Circling the drain of the Los Angeles Basin, California
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
Mood: voluminous Mood Image
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   Emo Philips's Comedian Bio
TV Shows

CABLE SPECIALS

HBO (almost an hour);

Showtime (almost half an hour);

Cinemax (almost half an hour.)

TALK SHOWS

Late Night with David Letterman;

Late Night with Conan O’Brien.


ANIMATED SHOWS

Dr Katz, as myself;

Home Movies, as the voice of Shannon the bully;

Slacker Cats, as the voice of Dooper.


CRIME DRAMAS SET IN MIAMI

Miami Vice, as a game show contestant (a huge role in the first eleventh of the show.) If you "TiVo search" for it, please note that it was the Miami Vice episode that also featured Phil Collins, Kyra Sedgwick, and Don Johnson (of "Nash Bridges" fame.) Kindly click here for photos from my episode (courtesy of Fincannon.)

I promise to post more credits the instant I finish sorting my bowling balls by shape.

Films

Although my celluloid footprint is embarrassingly dainty, I’ve two cameos of which I am proud:

I play the debonair, yet Presbyterian, shop teacher in UHF (kindly click here to view me);

I play the Presbyterian, yet debonair, video store clerk in the original (feature film) version of Meet the Parents.

With Greg Glienna
in the original
Meet the Parents


Albums

My two comedy LP’s from the 80’s, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn compacted disc.

There is zero profanity, so you can listen to it near children you’re employing.

And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!

If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.

My compacted disc

Alternative Option: You can now pluck my comedic musings straight from the ether via your favorite cyber-merchants, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon MP3 store.

(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a ditty in the rock genre titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)


    Emo Philips's Interests
GeneralColeslaw
MusicAny songs about coleslaw (nine times out of ten these turn out to be polkas)

     Emo Philips's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Astrology? Hogwash! Yet MySpace forces me to put
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:Stand-up comic


Emo Philips's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 4718 Plays Today: 0
The Earliest Emo ('83) Ever! (Part 1 of 2)
The Earliest Emo ('83) Ever! (Part 1 of 2) rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Feb 14 2010 8:00P
Laughing Skull Lounge (Thursday, February 11 through Sunday, February 14) Atlanta GA
Mar 12 2010 7:30P
Raue Center for the Arts Crystal Lake (35 miles northeast o’ O’Hare) IL
Mar 20 2010 8:00P
Dr. Grins (Thursday March 18 through Saturday March 20) Grand Rapids MI

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There is no absolutely no connection between me and "emo" music!  (view more)

Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show  (view more)

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   Emo Philips's Blurbs
About me:


Hello!

I am a comedian named

Emo (nothing to do with "emo" music) Philips.


For videos of me and audio clips and photographs of myself and/ or my coleslaw recipe and such as, I humbly beseech you to smash your mouse's forehead into




This just in, last year: I have been interviewed by SF Standup.
This just in, 2 decades ago: I have been interviewed by myself.



"Fun" fact:

My compacted disc

is now also available on

I-Tunes & Amazon

for the tangibly-impaired.


I want to thank -- and I promise to get around to it someday -- Jeff for drawing my avatar, and Myk, Tim, Flynn and JOnAthAn for bringing it to life in so many wondrous ways (all of which can be viewed en masse, to dazzling effect, in my "Pics" gallery.)




Although I love MySpace, and think it more than enough social-networking site for any man, so many souls have suggested Facebook that I have finally decided to give it a go.

I therefore beg you to behold:
the
one and only
(please accept no counterfeit, even if it is funnier)
Emo Philips
F a c e b o o k
page.


I have also been requested, by just one person this time, to Twitter.

Therefore, in keeping with the motto
that has served me so well in my career
-- "Anything at Anytime for Anybody" --
I have taken the first step:
I have established the
one & only
Emo Philips
T w i t t e r
feed.



Who I'd like to meet:

Tony, the American soldier in Iraq -- and budding comedian -- on whose arm this wonderfully flattering depiction of me has recently been tattooed... so I can show my appreciation by treating him to a refreshing, delicious bowl of coleslaw, which I'm sure -- if he is anything like me -- he dreams of every night, as mayonnaise is deadly in the desert.

Emo tattoo

Update: I finally got to meet Tony -- as well as his charming wife -- after my show at Atlanta's Laughing Skull Lounge. Yay! Yay with extra yay sauce!

Update to the update: I've only now just realized I forgot to treat him to the coleslaw. I hjate (Swedish for hate) myself.

Update to the update to the update: Realizing that we all make mistakes, and that no human is perfect, I have finally forgiven myself. Thanks, me!

Update to the update to the update to the update: I have just been re-booked into the Laughing Skull Lounge for the distended weekend of February 11 through 14, 2010. For more information (such as if Tony will be there again... I'll let you know the instant I know) please carefully scroll up to my "Upcoming Gigs" box.


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 Del Close's Skull 





Emo Philips's Friends Comments
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Christine

Christine



Nov 24 2009 4:52 AM

Sweet!
Kelso☆

Kelso☆



Nov 24 2009 4:52 AM

thanks for the add :) i saw you in mason city a couple weeks ago, & you were funny as hell!!  I loved your show, & I hope you come back this way soon!!!
♥☾MeXiCaN TiNkErBeLl☾♥

Irene Garcia



Nov 24 2009 4:52 AM

Hello there Emo!  Just stopping by to give you a friendly hello!  I hope you are doing well.  Things for me are a little rocky but still pretty good as long as I have my health and the people I love.  Thanksgiving is coming up and I hope you live it up to the fullest and make beautiful memories.  Have a great night, day and week and happy early thanksgiving!  Love ya lots

Irene .L. Garcia---xoxo
Sloppy SecondZ / McdiZZle

Sloppy SecondZ / McdiZZle



Nov 23 2009 8:34 AM

JUST MADE OUR first 'real' music video a parody OF 30H3! about those crazy ass white boyz who think they're hood ! Don't forget to comment! Hope you get a good laugh! my site www.youtube.com/user/sloppysecondz1
...
Kamikaze Phoenix

Kamikaze Phoenix



Nov 23 2009 8:34 AM

No. Thank YOU for not being godzilla.

Now, let's just stop it before we have to start pushing people off bridges.
A Alexander

A Alexander



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

... SAD TO RELATE, DEAR FRIEND EMO, YOUR PROFILE PAGE IS ENROLLED ONLY IN THE EMO CATEGORY ..  I'M SURE YOU'LL BEAR UP  ..  AFTER ALL, YOU'RE BOTH EMO AND EMO!  


 

Mark Slaughter

Mark Slaughter



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

Thanks for your friendship and support! Come by my page and hang out, there's a really great vibe over here. I hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
Barbed Wire Condom

Barbed Wire Condom



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

Were I Godzilla, I would promise not to eat you.

You sir are amazing.
kd_rome

kd_rome



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

thanks!
Ally Flame

Ally Flame



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

Thank you, Emo. You have a great Thanksgiving too. (HUG!)
KEITH - (UKSC FINALIST)

Keith Fellows



Nov 20 2009 8:51 PM

GOOD TO BE FRIENDS


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Sylvester The Jester

Sylvester The Jester



Nov 20 2009 10:04 AM

Hey Folks, Some friends and I are puttin' on a Show! At City Walk!
A 90 minute variety show with an ALL-STAR line-up!!
FREE passes to the famous MAGIC CASTLE will be available upon request!
WHEN: December 12, 2009
WHERE: Jon Lovitz Comedy Club - Universal City Walk (The ol’ BB KING venue)
TIME: 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm

DOOR: $10.00 wear a costume and get in for Half price!
FULL DINNER MENU & THREE BARS
*SYLVESTER THE JESTER*A Real Live Cartoon -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_zTB3R1-aU
 

Don't Try this Stuff a Home!
Hotel Hanky Panky

Hotel Hanky Panky



Nov 20 2009 10:04 AM

Claudia Cardinale by kickx.
Ally Flame

Ally Flame



Nov 20 2009 10:04 AM

8-D
KISSIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxox

The Poopie Rainbow Babies®

The Poopie Rainbow Babies®



Nov 20 2009 10:04 AM

New song "Dottie Tootlejones" available at present...
James

James Roberts



Nov 17 2009 9:39 PM

Thank You Emo not only was your show the best thing since sliced bread(not talking long wise either)but your advice was spot on-high voltage coupled with low amperage does make the kids calmer-although I have noticed they do tend to drool more.
Oh well thank God for you and the guy who invented cotton balls. Your friend James
Tammy

Tammy



Nov 17 2009 9:39 PM

You're the best!  
Thanks for sharing your time with David and I!
Have a good time in Dayton!
I'll work on some marketing for you while I'm in Phoenix.
There will be folks from all over the country there!
See you in Chicago!!!!

HUGS!!!!!
-Tammy
☢ ♋ ignotum per ignotius ♋ ☣

Umm No



Nov 17 2009 9:39 PM

:)

-xoxo
Aron

Aron Nelson



Nov 17 2009 9:39 PM

How come neither you nor Judy Tenuda ever come to Texas?
Sindy

Sindy



Nov 17 2009 9:38 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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James

James Roberts



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM


James

James Roberts



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM

Sending you a picture of myself and my hero-Anyone who can bring so much enjoyment to so many is a hero. I can't remember ever laughing so much for so long(you must have been on stage for a hour and a half)
You must be 50% Charlie Chaplin and 50% Sigmund Freud- Because not only do you know people,but you also know what makes them laugh. Thanks again James (life long Emo-philiac) Roberts



Ally Flame

Ally Flame



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM

EEEEmoooooo
James

James Roberts



Nov 4 2009 7:50 AM

I Got My Tickets!! I Got My Tickets!! Mason City here we come-Even spent the extra $2 for the V.E.P. seating  (Viewing Emo Philips) Can't wait I actually excited but don't fret I'm het-a -sexual ( the wife said so) your friend James
Mz. Tiz

Mz. Tiz



Nov 3 2009 5:55 PM

Happy
All Soles Day, EMO! Go out and pamper your feet with a pedicure, buy
new shoes!!! Oh, wait. Darn Homonymns. Nevermind. 

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