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Emo Philips
Emo Philips An Emo Philips tribute page, run by Emo Philips

Male
53 years old
Circling the drain of the Los Angeles Basin, California
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
Mood: voluminous Mood Image
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   Emo Philips's Comedian Bio
TV Shows

CABLE SPECIALS

HBO (almost an hour);

Showtime (almost half an hour);

Cinemax (almost half an hour.)

TALK SHOWS

Late Night with David Letterman;

Late Night with Conan O’Brien.


ANIMATED SHOWS

Dr Katz, as myself;

Home Movies, as the voice of Shannon the bully;

Slacker Cats, as the voice of Dooper.


CRIME DRAMAS SET IN MIAMI

Miami Vice, as a game show contestant (a huge role in the first eleventh of the show.) If you "TiVo search" for it, please note that it was the Miami Vice episode that also featured Phil Collins, Kyra Sedgwick, and Don Johnson (of "Nash Bridges" fame.) Kindly click here for photos from my episode (courtesy of Fincannon.)

I promise to post more credits the instant I finish sorting my bowling balls by shape.

Films

Although my celluloid footprint is embarrassingly dainty, I’ve two cameos of which I am proud:

I play the debonair, yet Presbyterian, shop teacher in UHF (kindly click here to view me);

I play the Presbyterian, yet debonair, video store clerk in the original (feature film) version of Meet the Parents.

With Greg Glienna
in the original
Meet the Parents


Albums

My two comedy LP’s from the 80’s, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn compacted disc.

There is zero profanity, so you can listen to it near children you’re employing.

And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!

If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.

My compacted disc

Alternative Option: You can now pluck my comedic musings straight from the ether via your favorite cyber-merchants, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon MP3 store.

(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a ditty in the rock genre titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)


    Emo Philips's Interests
GeneralColeslaw
MusicAny songs about coleslaw (nine times out of ten these turn out to be polkas)

     Emo Philips's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Astrology? Hogwash! Yet MySpace forces me to put
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:Stand-up comic


Emo Philips's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 4623 Plays Today: 0
The Earliest Emo ('83) Ever! (Part 1 of 2)
The Earliest Emo ('83) Ever! (Part 1 of 2) rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 7 2009 7:15P
Mason City Limits (Friday, November 6 & Saturday, November 7) Mason City (betwixt Peoria & Springfield) IL
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
Wiley’s Comedy Club (Thursday, November 12 through Sunday, November 15) Dayton OH
Feb 14 2010 8:00P
Laughing Skull Lounge (Thursday, February 11 through Sunday, February 14) Atlanta GA
Mar 12 2010 7:30P
Raue Center for the Arts Crystal Lake (35 miles northeast o’ O’Hare) IL
Mar 20 2010 8:00P
Dr. Grins (Thursday March 18 through Saturday March 20) Grand Rapids MI

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   Emo Philips's Blurbs
About me:


Hello!

I am a comedian named

Emo (nothing to do with "emo" music) Philips.


For videos of me and audio clips and photographs of myself and/ or my coleslaw recipe and such as, I humbly beseech you to smash your mouse's forehead into




This just in, last year: I have been interviewed by SF Standup.
This just in, 2 decades ago: I have been interviewed by myself.



"Fun" fact:

My compacted disc

is now also available on

I-Tunes & Amazon

for the tangibly-impaired.


I want to thank -- and I promise to get around to it someday -- Jeff for drawing my avatar, and Myk, Tim, Flynn and JOnAthAn for bringing it to life in so many wondrous ways (all of which can be viewed en masse, to dazzling effect, in my "Pics" gallery.)




Although I love MySpace, and think it more than enough social-networking site for any man, so many souls have suggested Facebook that I have finally decided to give it a go.

I therefore beg you to behold:
the
one and only
(please accept no counterfeit, even if it is funnier)
Emo Philips
F a c e b o o k
page.


I have also been requested, by just one person this time, to Twitter.

Therefore, in keeping with the motto
that has served me so well in my career
-- "Anything at Anytime for Anybody" --
I have taken the first step:
I have established the
one & only
Emo Philips
T w i t t e r
feed.



Who I'd like to meet:

Tony, the American soldier in Iraq -- and budding comedian -- on whose arm this wonderfully flattering depiction of me has recently been tattooed... so I can show my appreciation by treating him to a refreshing, delicious bowl of coleslaw, which I'm sure -- if he is anything like me -- he dreams of every night, as mayonnaise is deadly in the desert.

Emo tattoo

Update: I finally got to meet Tony -- as well as his charming wife -- after my show at Atlanta's Laughing Skull Lounge. Yay! Yay with extra yay sauce!

Update to the update: I've only now just realized I forgot to treat him to the coleslaw. I hjate (Swedish for hate) myself.

Update to the update to the update: Realizing that we all make mistakes, and that no human is perfect, I have finally forgiven myself. Thanks, me!

Update to the update to the update to the update: I have just been re-booked into the Laughing Skull Lounge for the distended weekend of February 11 through 14, 2010. For more information (such as if Tony will be there again... I'll let you know the instant I know) please carefully scroll up to my "Upcoming Gigs" box.


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 Del Close's Skull 





Emo Philips's Friends Comments
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James

James Roberts



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM


James

James Roberts



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM

Sending you a picture of myself and my hero-Anyone who can bring so much enjoyment to so many is a hero. I can't remember ever laughing so much for so long(you must have been on stage for a hour and a half)
You must be 50% Charlie Chaplin and 50% Sigmund Freud- Because not only do you know people,but you also know what makes them laugh. Thanks again James (life long Emo-philiac) Roberts



Ally Flame

Ally Flame



Nov 8 2009 7:52 AM

EEEEmoooooo
James

James Roberts



Nov 4 2009 7:50 AM

I Got My Tickets!! I Got My Tickets!! Mason City here we come-Even spent the extra $2 for the V.E.P. seating  (Viewing Emo Philips) Can't wait I actually excited but don't fret I'm het-a -sexual ( the wife said so) your friend James
Mz. Tiz

Mz. Tiz



Nov 3 2009 5:55 PM

Happy
All Soles Day, EMO! Go out and pamper your feet with a pedicure, buy
new shoes!!! Oh, wait. Darn Homonymns. Nevermind. 

Matt Cornell

Matt Cornell



Nov 3 2009 5:55 PM

Thank you for the add!!!

I hope you enjoyed my music.

Stay in touch!!!

peace and respect
Necole

Paulette Frazier



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

heeeyyyy Mr. Butterfingers, remember when you cut of your finger to put in your mouth until you get to the hospital!!
THERESA's INDROVES PAGE

Theresa Digs Indroves



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

HANX SO MUCH! NOW IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO LISTEN TO SOME AMAZING MUSIC, LISTEN TO SONGS ON THIS PAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK OK?

ALSO, ADD "INDROVES" OFFICIAL SITE! myspace.com/indrovesnow

THANKS AGAIN AND PLEASE.......... DON'T BE A STRANGER! I LOVE EXCHANGING THOUGHTS, MUSIC & IDEAS W/ ALL

MY FRIENDS ;-)

PEACE, LOVE AND INDROVES!!!!

THERESA
Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop

Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

Happy Halloween!!
Lawrence

Lawrence Chicoine



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

Please check out my space.

Georgethegeek

George Hernandez



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

Happy Halloween, Emo!  
Jerry

Gerald Villella



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM

I know Halloween only comes once a year, but it feels like I'm handing out chocolate to pacify a raging demon a few days each month!
Poptronixx

Poptronixx



Nov 2 2009 4:56 PM



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The Whiskey Sournotes



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM

Happy Halloween!

Only highly reflective costumes.
Nothing violent or "creepy".


A responsible adult must be present
at each "Trick-or-Treat" transaction.


No eating candy until it has been
scrutinized by an adult or legal
guardian.


Walk in an orderly fashion.


BE QUIET! It might be "Halloween"
for you, but please respect
others' rights to a restful evening.


All "Trick-or-Treaters" shall report
back here, by 7:45 P.M.


Have a good time.
Jim

Jim Faber



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Shannon The Cinema Warrior

Shannon Wallen



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM

Hey check out the teaser trailer for our new Zombie movie Broken Springs on youtube and comment. We need all the help we can get so please spread the word like the H1N1 virus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqEmaPf7pAc
Jasper McCracken

Jasper McCracken



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM

Songs from new project “Troll Mother Enterprises Part Two” are here!
 

James

James Roberts



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM

Hello Friend Can't wait to see you after the show in Mason City (it's getting close) EMO EMO EMO !!! Just a word of caution about your new friend ALLY Flame -she also told me -she wanted me as a manpet......first thing she did , make an appointment to have me neutered.  Your friend James
Save us Jeebus!

Save us Jeebus!



Oct 31 2009 6:41 AM

Have I mentioned that the Emo meet and greet after the show in Valencia is the high point of my year?
Delilah

Delilah



Oct 31 2009 6:40 AM

Wishing you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Stay safe Mr.!~


d magic man

d magic man



Oct 31 2009 6:40 AM

hey emo...have a happy halloween and a spooktacular night in philly

Haunted House Pictures, Images and Photos
♥☾HoLa CrAyOLa☾♥

Irene Garcia



Oct 31 2009 6:40 AM

HEY EMO, LONG TIME NO COMMENT!!  WELL I WANT TO WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN!!  HAVE A GREAT TIME AND HAVE FUN!!♣
tniemiec

tniemiec



Oct 27 2009 8:21 AM

Happy Halloween, Emo!

Okay, it may not look like you, but I put a little cole slaw in my jack-o'-lantern:

Jack-o'-lantern by tniemiec

tniemiec | MySpace Music Videos
Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop

Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop



Oct 27 2009 8:21 AM

Hi Emo!!!! Happy Almost Halloween!
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Oct 27 2009 8:21 AM

Hey there thank ypu for adding me. Peace and LOVE......Blu
 

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