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The Evil Hate Monkey

		Bwaa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Male 30 years old BALTIMORE, Maryland United States Last Login: 7/16/2009

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General	Long walks on the beach. World domination. Ironing my cape. Bobby McFarrin. Banana Farming. World domination, oh I already said that. We'll shit I'm going to say it again and again, WORLD DOMINATION! and short walks on the beach, at sunset.
Music	Whatever tunes I can make with my magical flute. If you know what I mean. Bananas Bananas...the magical fruit... the more you eat the more you toot.

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Status:	Single
Zodiac Sign:	Aries

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About me:
I just love to HATE. I guess that is the easiest way to put it. This world will be great once I have complete control. All I need now is to figure out a way to get rid of that cute little Burlesque Superhero, Trixie Little. She is always messing things up.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Darth Vader (THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK) The Shark (JAWS) Man (BAMBI) Joan Crawford (MOMMIE DEAREST) The Joker(BATMAN) Mr. Burns (The Simpsons) Doctor Claw (Inspector Gadget) Wile E. Coyote (Waner Bros.) Dr. Evil (Austin Powers) Lex Luthor (Superman) Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon) Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons) Skeletor (HE-MAN) Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)

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Tara

Gigi & Pop

Skeletor

Peek-a-Boo Revue Burlesque - Philadelphia

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Kitten

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Johnny Reeferseed & the High Rollers	Oct 21 2009 5:47 AM http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jreeferseed Brother can you spare a buck? Marijuana Music Award Winning Songs, "Light 'Em Up" feat. Afroman and "Brother Can You Spare A Dime" now available on itunes & CD Baby. Don't be afraid to write a review
Art Whino	Sep 20 2009 10:48 PM Life Essentials Art Show x Fundraiser x Concert 100 artists on exhibit in an amazing 16,000sqft Space SEPTEMBER 26th 6pm-Midnight Eighteen Street's Lounge newest band Ancient Astronauts Are here from Germany and will be performing for us! New Price for the show only $25 Opening set by Thievery Corporation's own, DJ Stone To buy tickets and more show info go to: http://www.artwhino.com/life
J.D.	Sep 20 2009 7:36 PM Hey, isn't ANY publicity good? Saw where that they rerun the part where they trashed you on America's Got Talent in the Finale show. You are still as cute as ever. They don't know what they are talking about! Peace...
SKRILLA SKREGG	Sep 16 2009 10:39 PM SKRILLA LIVE!! ALL AROUND THE WORLD!!!
SKRILLA SKREGG	Sep 12 2009 8:05 PM
THE PHAROH KHAOS	Jul 12 2009 6:03 AM hi
Alyson~ of Carnival of Stars	Jul 8 2009 4:08 PM I just went to the America's Got Talent page and your picture popped right up! Congrats! That's some good stuff. Now off to watch...hope you guys made it through to Vegas. You deserve it.
Revealed Burlesque	Jun 16 2009 6:01 PM .. Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, June 17th, 2009. June's show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, A Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru,The Alabaster Beauty, Ruby Valentine, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Limb-Licking Good Girl, Arms O’Neil! This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame Rosebud and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!*
Lois of 'LoisLife' blog	May 25 2009 3:33 AM Hey Monkey, good to see ya again in btown...just watch out. smoking 2 fisted on the stoop outside hustler club isn't healthy for monkeys, either! If you & Trixie are in b-town, you need to come out to the concert I organized, this Sat, Federal Hill Park, on behalf of the Crohns & Colitis Foundaiton of America, along with the Baltimore Songwriters Association. Check it out: To sign up: http://online.ccfa.org/site/TR/Walk/Chapter-MarylandSouthernDelaware?fr_id=1201&pg=entry
Revealed Burlesque	May 15 2009 5:55 PM Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, May 20th, 2009. May’s show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, The Intoxicating Anita Cookie, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru, Burlesque’s Newest Striptease Sensation, Sapphire Jones, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Tempestuous Redhead, Stormy Leather! This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame Rosebud and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group.. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!*
Prof. Jas. G. Mundie	Apr 9 2009 11:40 PM
LadY MoNet ♥	Apr 1 2009 6:38 PM why your style is quite tasty evil hate monkey
Sugar Ann Spice	Mar 29 2009 3:15 AM
The Bellini Twins	Mar 24 2009 5:51 AM Dear Evil Hate Monkey: You have changed my life! I can not thank you enough for teaching me how to tie a double knot in my shoe laces. My brother always made fun of my shoes be untied. You are not really EVIL are you? I think of you every time I tie my shoes. Hope all is well in Monkey Land. Hang Loose the bellini twins aka stevie g henrik
Miss Astrid	Mar 15 2009 6:50 PM Cream cheeserefers to the soft, spreadable white cheese that is consumed fresh. It was first made in the 1870s in Chester, New York, but in 1880, a well-known New York cheesecheesecheese manufacturer, A.L. Reynolds, began to distribute the cheesecheesecheese in the familiar foil wrapping. It was packaged under the label "Philadelphia CreamCreamCream CheeseCheeseCheese," and Philadelphia CreamCreamCream CheeseCheeseCheese continues to be one of the most easily recognized brands. He used Philadelphia in the name not because it was created there, but because in that era, associating a food with the city suggested a higher quality. In some countries, creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese is simply called Philadelphia to differentiate from other “creamcreamcream” cheeses like triple creamcreamcream brie. CreamCreamCream cheesecheesecheese is made from a combination of creamcreamcream and milk, and is not matured or hardened, as are other cheeses. Instead, it is slightly firmed by the introduction of lactic acid. Frequently, less expensive brands will add stabilizers like guar gum to get the necessary firmness, because the high fat content of the milk products is prone to separating. Some feel that using stabilizers in creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese is cheating and they will only eat creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese made the “old-fashioned” way. If made without stabilizers, creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese may be more crumbly than spreadable, and it has a relatively short shelf life, even when kept refrigerated. Bagels topped with creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese, called schmear in Yiddish, are of course a classic use of the cheesecheesecheese. CreamCreamCream cheesecheesecheese with additional flavorings has also become popular, especially when served with bagels. Philadelphia Brand offers herbed, strawberry, pineapple, and onion flavored creamcreamcream cheesecheesecheese in tubs. Whipped cream cheesecheesecheese does spread easier, but it usually
Revealed Burlesque	Mar 12 2009 3:22 AM REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, March 18th, 2009. February’s show will feature performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru, the exotic Maiiah, the sultry and mysterious Ms. Tickle, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, and in her Revealed debut, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud. This month features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Scooter Pie and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group.. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!* ********** Photo by Ted D'Ottavio
Prof. Jas. G. Mundie	Mar 1 2009 9:15 PM
Big Apple Burlesque	Feb 24 2009 12:08 AM This Wednesday, February 25th, 8:00pm - Big Apple Burlesque's hit Noir Musical is Featuring the One and Only- BARONESS! The Baroness is coming out to play with us! So Shine up your Latex and Enjoy the Ride! THIS Wednesday, February 25th at Corio Show- 8:00pm 337 West Broadway at Grand $15 at www. smarttix. com
Art Whino	Feb 14 2009 12:21 PM Check out our next three shows! One Out Of A Hundred - The Art of John Malloy Saturday, February 21st 6pm – Midnight http://ucartwhino. blogspot. com/2009/01/one-out-of-hundred-february-21st. html T-Shirt Design Competition February 24th, 2009 http://ucartwhino. blogspot. com/2009/01/t-shirt-design-competition-submit-now. html Oneness Theories - The art of Adam Russell Saturday, March 14th, from 6pm – Midnight http://ucartwhino. blogspot. com/2009/02/oneness-theories-art-of-adam-russell. html
Key West Burlesque	Feb 5 2009 7:07 AM
Michael J Hoffman	Feb 1 2009 2:16 AM Hey, Monkey! Thought you and Trix might enjoy this image from the show at the Ottobar on Friday. You guys were awesome, as always, and Murray absolutely killed! Great show! Michael J Hoffman
Paule	Jan 27 2009 9:57 PM Striptease Burlesque Photo Exhibition Photos By Paule Saviano Presented by Helsinki Burlesque Festival Jukka Male museo The Cable Factory Kaapelitehdas, Helsinki Tallberginkatu 1 B, 2. kerros Avoinna joka paiva 9-21 Vapaa paasy February 5th-March 15th, 2009 Opening Reception February 4th at 18:00 www. paulepictures. com www. helsinkiburlesque. com
Key West Burlesque	Jan 26 2009 2:22 AM
Big Apple Burlesque	Jan 20 2009 12:37 AM "One of the Most Unique shows I’ve ever seen. " - Cultural Capitol Come see LAST CALL at the STARLINER LOUNGE! Wednesday, January 21st at Corio Show- 8:00pm 337 West Broadway at Grand Hope to see you there!
Revealed Burlesque	Jan 19 2009 9:09 PM January's show is going to be hot and WET! Featuring aqueous-themed performances by: The Intoxicating Anita Cookie, NYC's Most Delicious Dish, Clams Casino, The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, The Borg Queen, Kobayashi Maru, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, and The Alabaster Beauty, Ruby Valentine. Every month features Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud as our sexy stage kitten and your charming and inebriated host, Bastard Keith! Buy your tickets today!

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