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Elliot John Flemming

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  • Elliot Flemming

  • 18 / Male
  • Hawarden, Northwest, UK
  • Last Login: 5/25/2009

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Interests

  • General


    Writing, movies, theater, video games, TV Dramas (soaps are the televised equivalent of pissing shit), theatrical violence, soundt..racks of almost ANY kind, medicine, athiesm, technology, the word "shit", your mom/mum,.. your pets, Jews, Blacks, Whites, and all them Asians.

  • Music




    Soundtracks and a few bands/musicians. That's it. ..Bands/Musicians!..
    Lacuna Coil,
    Celldweller,
    Drowning Pool,
    Godsmack,
    Evanescence,
    Rage Against the Machine,
    John Powell,
    Stuart Chatwood,
    16 Volt,
    Dry Cell,
    Nine Inch Nails,
    Mindless Self Indulgence,
    Kevin Riepl,
    Gerard K. Marino...


    ..Soundtracks!..
    Serenity,
    God of War,
    Gears of War,
    LOST,
    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time,
    Prince of Persia: Warrior Within,
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones,
    The Bourne Identity,
    The Bourne Supremacy,
    Half-Life2,
    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring,
    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,
    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King,
    Firefly,
    Xmen,
    X2,
    Xmen III,
    Once Upon a Time in Mexico,
    007: Casino Royale,
    Tomb Raider: Legend
    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl,
    Star Wars Movies,
    Team America: World Police,
    Troy,
    Alexander
    V for Vendetta...

  • Movies

    Alphabetically Ordered ..because I have OCD.. so that I can spot and delete repeats.

    300,
    007: Casino Royale,
    A Clockwork Orange,
    Animal House,
    BASEketBall,
    Batman Begins,
    Blade,
    Blade II,
    The Blues Brothers,
    The Bourne Identity,
    The Bourne Supremacy,
    The Bourne Ultimatum,
    Catch me if You Can,
    Coach Carter,
    Danny the Dog,
    Desperado,
    Domino,
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
    Equilibrium,
    Evolution,
    Fight Club,
    Forrest Gump,
    Garden State,
    Ghostbusters,
    Goodfellas,
    The Girl Next Door,
    The Green Mile,
    Harold & Kumar go to White Castle/Get the Munchies
    Hot Fuzz,
    I Am Legend,
    I, Robot,
    The Jacket,
    Jurassic Park,
    Jurassic Park: The Lost World
    King Kong,
    Kingdom of Heaven,
    Lord of the Rings Movies,
    Minority Report,
    Once Upon a Time in Mexico,
    Orgazmo,
    Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl,
    Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest,
    Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
    Phonebooth,
    The Prestige,
    Pride and Prejudice,
    Pulp Fiction,
    The Punisher,
    The Pursuit of Happyness,
    Reservoir Dogs,
    The Ring,
    Team America: World Police,
    Thank you for Smoking,
    Serenity,
    The Shawshank Redemption,
    Sin City,
    Slither,
    South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut,
    Spider-Man 1 & 2,
    Stand by Me,
    Star Wars Original Trilogy,
    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,
    Underworld,
    Underworld Evolution,
    V for Vendetta


    I think there are more...

  • Television

    Firefly,
    Heroes

    MYTHBUSTERS!!!!!,
    Alias,
    LOST,
    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,
    The Colbert Report,
    Dead Like Me,
    South Park,
    Pure Pwnage,
    I think that's it...You'll notice that absolutely every one of those shows is American...yeah, I like American TV better than any other. Why? Because the funding actually pays for script and special effects worth a damn. Ever watch the new Doctor Who's? Or maybe Torchwood? Get the idea? Yeah.

    I also love stand up comedy. Especially the edgy stuff - racism and the like. I don't watch it much on TV, but on my iPod, on the internet...ahh it's great.
    Okay, so the following ain't exactly stand up comedy, but it's funny...at least to me...

    Sarah Silverman!:


    ..............

  • Books

    Vampire: The Masquerade: Clanbooks,
    The Stand,
    His Dark Materials,
    The Wheel of Time,
    Harry Potter,
    , The Lord of the Rings (overrated crap),
    The Dark Tower (fu..cking brilliant)
    , Nineteen-Eighty-Four...kinda, I guess. It's overrated, and some of the dialogue is awful,
    I'm currently reading Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Some of you may know of it as inspiring the game Bioshock, which is awesome. The book, thus far is two things: 1. not bad, actually 2. fucking long.

  • Heroes

    Alexander The Great, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Joss Whedon, Amy Lee, Keira Knightley, Penn Jillette, Teller, Jhonen Vasquez, David Jaffe, John Powell, J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman, Alexis Molyneux, Gerard K. Marino, Hayden Panettiere, Jessica Chobot (she's teh_sex of the gaming industry, and pwns Jade Raymond), Simon Amstell (even if he is gay), Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and that Channel Flip woman...Katharine Fletcher I think her name is...

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: My Happy Place
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Serial Killer
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Yale College

    • Wrexham, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Other
    2008 to Present

  • Hawarden High School

    • Clwyd, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Running children down with my car
    • Minor: Hitting old people with sticks
    • Clubs: The United Pacifist League
    2002 to 2008

Companies

  • Research and Development Organization

    • Las Martinos, Utopia Quadrangle US
    • General
    2302 - Present

  • The Estarucci Crime Family

    September 12 2001 - Present

Blurbs

About me:


This page looks best when viewed in Firefox, because Micro$oft Internet Explorer is absolute crap.

First thing's first, my name is Elliot John Flemming. I'm an up and coming writer with aspirations of some form of recognition for it. Yes, the theme of my myspace is representative of the book which, as I write this, is not finished.

It's also the first of several.

But that's enough about that. My age changes from year to year, so there's no point writing that down.

Anyway, some things you should know:

If I offend you in any way, I'm sorry, but I'm joking anyway, so stop crying or yelling at me and toughen up. Seriously.

I am atheist, proud and ardent. Eager to get into a proper argument with folks who favour religiosity, and don't take it personally when I take a steaming dump all over their beliefs.

I get just about all of my mannerisms from a show called Firefly. If you haven't seen it, buy it. It's well worth the whatever you'd spend on it in the process. Where's my copy gone, anyway? Oh, that's right, SAM.

As of September 2008, I have started college at Yale. No, the one that isn't American. Yeah. The reasons for this are many...and I am of the opinion that getting up early is a fair compromise for being within walking distance of Subway and Cafe Nero at lunch times.

I don't smoke, but I've recently decided that 1. smoking is cool and not unpleasant when you're the one doing it 2. overrated all the same 3. Sexy when girls do it. So what if that makes me a hypocrite? If you don't like it you can suck my balls.

I am short, by which I mean if I stood in a room with Jon Stewart, Tom Cruise and Keira Knightley, unless one of us was wearing heels, we would all be the same height. If that in any way makes you uncomfortable, then I am jealous that you are taller than me.
But it doesn't bother me THAT MUCH, I guess.

I'll think of something else along the line, I'm sure. Believe it or not, this is the shortest that my profile has ever been. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

How annoying, this list was just starting to get quite sizable. Maybe I should use it for its intended use.

On MySpace, let's face it, my odds of meeting anyone remotely interested in me are lower than ever, not least because they likely live too far away to meet. In any case, I would love to meet a girl who:
Has dark hair (colour is irrelevant),
Has dark eyes (see "hair"),
Is willing to actually spend some time with me,
Smokes...or isn't afraid to pick up a cigarette and look sexy with it,
Is an atheist,
Is from America.

I'll think of more eventually. But the fact remains that if I DO meet anyone, most of this stuff will lose all meaning. What we love in our heads doesn't always reflect what we love in our hearts...

Jesus that was the cheesiest thing I've ever committed to writing. It's like some fucking Disney message or a lesson learned at the end of a South Park episode.


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Comments

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  • LUKAS!LUKAS Wardle

    May 4 2009 10:01 PM

    heya , doing anything this thursday ? if not fancy getting loads of people together and coming to pentre , to try and get us a place in the battle of the bands finals? would really love it ? xxx luke


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  • Slightly Generic

    Feb 17 2009 8:26 PM

    Heya!! Here's a quick reminder we're playing Pentre this week with our good friends The Day Beofre Mortality!

    This night is gonna be amazing! and after that, night out in Chester?
    It's all gravy!

    McLeans Club, 8:00pm, £4 on the door!

    xxx
  • Slightly Generic

    Jan 20 2009 7:31 PM

    Heya! Dropping in after our time away from stage to let ya know we finally got our new recordings up!

    Fancy a listen? Let us know what you think of em too, we LOVE feedback! :D

    Gonna get them up on download too, and hard copies at our gigs.. FREE!

    Our next gig is Feb 19th at Pentre, only gig for a while too, so lets Party! It's Rox's Birthday too! so lets get smashed! :P

    Love SG

    xxx
  • P. Liss-Dexia✂

    Nov 7 2008 3:25 PM

    how've you been?
  • WASTED

    Nov 3 2008 3:20 PM

    hellooooooo

    thanks for being our fwend!!

    were just in the process of puttin a promo up for the 1st episode, it will have its grand unveiling at 8PM 2moz (monday 3/11)
    also if you could spread the word and get more adds i would love u long time!

    thanks again, its really appreciated

    kizz xxx

    btw 10 points for the richard dawkins fan-ness
  • x_Fairy Princess_xJonathan Dodd

    Sep 23 2008 1:12 PM

    snivelling

    That was Lisa's contribution.


    Basically, you have no right to take the piss when I gave you head.
  • E|issa

    Aug 17 2008 10:20 AM

    You got a good point, they do use a lot of reference from the previous games, but i kinda think thats why i love it so much :)

    Well i can say im into crash bandicoot, maybe ill check the game out, im thinking my brother would be into that sort of thing too.


    Im ok thanks, nothing too special ahah

    how about you??
  • E|issa

    Aug 16 2008 9:10 PM

    Hah! (Y)

    Yes im truly a fan, not a complete fan though as ive not played the first mgs :|

    But no, i havnt got that? heard of it though if that makes anything better? haha.


    xx
  • Just play™Sam Rose

    Aug 14 2008 5:36 PM

    It looks pretty go to be fair to you mate. I like your use of font.


    Those scanlines on the left, were they done by you? They're quite cool :)

    Overall a good job! If you hadn't pointed out the "powered by google" bug I would have never noticed it.
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  • P. Liss-Dexia✂

    Jun 27 2008 2:34 PM

    wow.
    so a lot has changed huh?
    why did you drop out of school? And you you better go back! (lawl)
    wow, haha i don't know what to say, but i hope you're having fun rocking out. ^.
    ^
    umm, well doug and i were together for 2 years, if you missed that and i've been single for quite some time, it kinda sucks but i'm having fun.

    I graduate today! ^.^ so i'll officially be old. I'm going to the local community college because i have NO IDEA what i would like to do with my life, which sucks. @.
    @
    and i'm in an amazing mood right now, i'm listening to the new She Wants Revenge CD and it makes me happy <3
  • P. Liss-Dexia✂

    Jun 24 2008 5:02 PM

    how've you been lately?
  • STOKOZ TO MOSCOW *NEW D…

    Jun 24 2008 3:52 PM

    Hey bud, you ok? Are you coming to Pentre this Friday? We're playing with two great debuting bands and Scott Fair band, who are cracking. It's a 14+ night, £5 at the door. It's also the night we're starting to sell the tickets for the Academy, and they're going fast.


    Hope you can make it,
    Griff
    xxx
  • ♥Holly Pocket♥

    Jun 17 2008 8:39 PM

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  • E|issa

    Jun 16 2008 5:23 PM

    Haha im not into gaming much recently, but id really like to complete the last level of Heavenly Sword, such a good game.



    and yeah i have the PS3, but unfortunately i dont use it to play online so i wouldnt be able to add you! sorry :|

    Im fine thanks for asking, how about you?
  • missFlag - 25.7 @ Yello…

    Jun 12 2008 6:19 PM

    hey ;)
    how's everything going?

    i'm so excited to let you know that our album is finally available on iTunes =]

    cheerss
    Assa

    p.s.

    read the blog for a free download :P
  • x_~gemski~_xGemma williams

    Jun 8 2008 4:05 PM

    Heya, thnx for the add.
    ><
    Me and Bethan can come to chester tomorrow.
    Whats ya number so we can find out where to meet and when?
    wb, Ly xxxx
  • ♪Bethan♪Bethan Jones

    Jun 7 2008 6:36 PM

    heeyyy!
    thanks very muchly for the add!
    hows it going!?!
    ~
  • Stokoz To Moscow Street…

    Jun 2 2008 7:14 PM

    hiyaaa

    thanks for accepting :)

    yooou okayy??

    Stokoz To Moscow Street Team
    xxxx
  • STOKOZ TO MOSCOW *NEW D…

    Jun 2 2008 1:05 PM

    Alright Elliot mate, hows things? Coming to Pentre on Thursday? BOTB Final, we need your help big time :)
    Griff
    x
  • DaveDave Parry

    May 23 2008 4:04 PM

    Hey, i think some iranian guy just dropped a shitload of Anthrax in my porch, you got any ideas?


    Oh they did include a nice card, and a very little card with what appeared to be a great southern sea bass stradling his crotch.


    Have to say though, they made up for the poison with a great t shirt :P

    thank you mystery iranian!

    xxx
  • Roxy.Roxanna Woodward-Kerr

    Apr 14 2008 3:16 PM

    Errm i'm not sure :/
    there's talk about a few of my friends going, i may go, the bands this week aren't really my scene though tbh
    aww that's good they want you to drive, tell them you;ll be able to drive yourself to the yale from sept! lolol
    i wasn't being rude on msn yesterday, the battery went -.
    -
    biology coursework: the effect of temperature on the permeability of a beetroot cell membrane.

    deadline: tomorrow >.

    <
    eek. xx
  • Roxy.Roxanna Woodward-Kerr

    Apr 11 2008 3:55 PM

    I've Had 4 Lessons!
    I'ma Pro!
    haha, Hardly.

    You Started Yet?
    Errm Can't Say I Do, :/
    Was Planning On Going To It Last Night But I Went Cinema, I Will Do, Sometime.

    Do You Go Often?x
  • P. Liss-Dexia✂

    Apr 9 2008 6:57 PM

    that was a pretty deep comment.

    why didn't you sleep that night?