Andy Elkins - (Guitars, Vocals) "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. However, no one can ever see and recognize him.... so its pretty lame."
Taylor Rice - (lead Guitars, Vocals)
Suzi Allegra - (Bass)
Krist Novoselic - (Bass)
Fez Garcia - (Percussion, Drums) Has actually time traveled. Traveled to the year 1912 to romance a beautiful actress he had previously seen a picture of in an old hotel lobby. After a night of passion, he returned to the present, still thinking of her to this day.
The legendary musical hero, Horatio Lee Jenkins, brought us such inspirational masterpieces as "DRUNKER THAN SATAN", "OH SH!T I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD", and "GIRL, THIS BED IS TOO BIG WITHOUT ALL 12 OF YOU".
Horatio, the WORLD'S MOST POTENT HETEROSEXUAL, now brings us a new uplifting anthem of hope, acceptance, and unconditional Christian love:
New songs are fucking great! I especially dig "Breakthrough"...tell Taylor his shredding is coming along nicely. Look forward to catching one of your upcoming shows!
Your guys' new single continues to blow me the fuck away. You should send that shit to someone important who can tell other important people how important your music is. Get famous, you bastards!
Louis Vuitton Night "Denver's Most Undemocratic Anarchist Variety Show" Thursday, August 28th 9:30pm Mercury Cafe (2199 California)
Fashion Theme: Riot Porn (photos by kittysnax) Benefit for Legal Aid Co-host Geyl Scumbag Princess of Denver, Pictureplane, Sybil Vane, Slight Harp, Tovio and Friends, DJs Stevyn Ironfeather and Magic Pony, Onemanna, Tranzcend Drag Act, Serious Ad Hoc Art Show, Hobo Contortionist performs The Good Fight, Tango Dancing, Rez Crew Michael Jackson Impersonation, Flying off the Axe Handle Tap Routine, Damaris Performance Artist, Zine Reading: Wigdan, Riot Cuddle, Solving Leftist Infighting Through Pistol Dual, Powerballad Singalongs and more.
!!!!O my babies¡¡¡¡¡¡ (to be said in a nasal mexican accent coming from a construction man on the corner with his buttcrack showing) we get back the 30th and miss you guys un beso de B¡¡¡ a mooning from M and a shout out from O
Hey. Make sure to stop by tommorrows show and check out the bands. Theres also another show on Saturday. Check out our page for more details on the show.
I'll be looking for you at the show(s)!!!
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Welcome Spring!!!
