Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL.
Since before your pathetic "god" had supposedly "created" you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered "true metal"in all societies and in all generations.
Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME!
"Bagged and Boarded" is the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32).
Expect a future double whammy in the form of "Come With Me if You Want to Live" - a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and "Dragonfucker" - the 20+ minute uberpiece with a bside of numerous BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been rumored).
arrrgghh!
-"Total" Dick McThinkseeknowseverything
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I love it. Yeah...a friend suggested that I check out your music, and I thought it was a joke at first. I had a few laughs at the band name and members' names. I initially stole your two releases from rapid share and liked them so much I bought the vinyl version of "Come With Me..." and I found a vinyl version of "Bagged and Boarded" on Amazon, but haven't verified if it's the real deal. I just wanted to say I really enjoy your music...the fact that you cover Tears for Fears gives me a semi. I will have to check you out when you come the North West.
You guy(s) is(are) what music needs. Im glad there arent more bands like you, but I wish there were more bands like you guys.. And maybe that other band you're in.
Oh wow, you should check out this band Thorlock, they play low-end metal, dress in black hooded robes, and speak of humanity as a different species. It's a pretty original concept. How come you guys didn't try that?
Hey Guys, Thanks for friendship,muucho' appreciated,likin' what your doin',thats some serious metal your peddlin'....when you chillin' and got 5 come by and check our single "RAPTURE" by Elysium..its available for down load via itunes/amazon for just 79p!!("is that even a dollar!!") and heres the pay off,ALL proceeds go the WHIZZ KIDZ CHARITY...."Noble cause or what!!"....cheers guys,Nuff said keep da' rocka'rollin'
Awesome music, guys! Thanks for your friendship, and welcome aboard the Redline ship. Looking forward to sharing the journey ahead with you. Take Care, and thanks again. Peace, Karl
Hi, I recently got a job at a radio station and would love if you were able to send me your music to play on the air over the Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock and Ft. Collins area here in Colorado.
I currently host two shows. One is on Saturday night, called SubHarmony, in which I am able to play all sorts of electronic robot computer music of all techno genres that I love and one show on Mondays, called Allen, for all the other types of music genres. With both shows I am able to play all music from all over the planet from all musical genres. If you can send me a cd, then all the other dj's here at Radio 1190 can access your music for their radio shows also.
Mail cd to:
Allen Miller SubHarmony Radio 1190 Campus Box 207 University of Colorado Boulder, Colorado 80309
Also, if you tour around our area, we can help promote if you contact our Promotions Director, Traffic Director and/or our Street Team Volunteer Coordinator. We can also set up an on air interview too if you have time.
I am contacting you because I love your music and would like to see it played to our audience. Thank you for your time and thank you for making great music:) Cheers mate, Allen
P.S. You can listen to us anywhere in the world by visiting www.radio1190.org
