Goblin Cock

Bio:

Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL. Since before your pathetic "god" had supposedly "created" you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered "true metal"in all societies and in all generations. Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME! "Bagged and Boarded" is the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32). Expect a future double whammy in the form of "Come With Me if You Want to Live" - a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and "Dragonfucker" - the 20+ minute uberpiece with a bside of numerous BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been rumored). arrrgghh! -"Total" Dick McThinkseeknowseverything

Member Since:

November 21, 2005

Members:

Lord Phallus (Guitar, Voice)

Bane Ass-Pounder (Guitar)

King Sith (Bass)

Braindeath (Drums)

Loki Sinjuggler (Keyboards)

Influences:

Goblin Cock - Music Video - We've Got A Bleeder - Director Matt Hoyt from Matt Hoyt - Wormwood Films on Vimeo.

Goblin Cock - Loch

Sounds Like:

For fans of: Manowar, Venom, Thor, South Pacific, Black Sabbath, Blue Cheer, MC5, The Osmond Brothers, Earth, and Pinback.

Record Label:

Absolutely Kosher