Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL.
Since before your pathetic "god" had supposedly "created" you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered "true metal"in all societies and in all generations.
Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME!
"Bagged and Boarded" is the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32).
Expect a future double whammy in the form of "Come With Me if You Want to Live" - a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and "Dragonfucker" - the 20+ minute uberpiece with a bside of numerous BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been rumored).
arrrgghh!
-"Total" Dick McThinkseeknowseverything
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so i've been having to call myself "bane-ass pounder" and playing guitar with you for a little over a year now and i want to know when you're going to start paying me!!!
Whaddup boys!?!?! Thanks for finally adding me! Now I just have to find your album in the store to buy it... I hope you're still making music, if so, keep up the great work!
