About me:Well helllooo there. How's it going? I'm fantastic, really excited to be talking to someone as lovely as you. So, what do you do? Hair dresser? That's cool. Me? I'm a stand-up comic/producer. Yeah, it's fun. Where? All over... Comedy Works - in fact, I just won the 2007 New Talent Comedy Contest, I put on "You Suck, Get Off the Stage!" a live gong show, and I run the Squire Open Mic Comedy Night, voted "Best Comedy Night" by the Westword, three years in a row. No, it's really not that big a deal. It's only a newspaper that millions of people read. Nothing special. You should check out the show some time. I'll totally buy you drink. What's that? You have your kid on Tuesdays? That's cool. Just check out my event calendar or production company's page, Wrist Deep Productions, to find out when I'm performing next. Drop me a line and I'll put you on the list. Cool. Well, I'll talk to you later then. Come here and give me a hug. Mmmmm. You smell fantastic. Bye.
Who I'd like to meet:Intelligent, interesting people. And girls.
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Denver
- Orientation: Gay
- Body type: 6' 2" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: comedian/drag queen waiter
GeneralYou. You and your problems. God knows that I don't have enough of my own shit to deal with. So please keep calling me five times a day, complaining about your dad dying. At least you knew yours. Selfish.
MusicFela Kuti, Tom Waits, James Brown, Mike Ladd, Nina Simone, Otis Redding, Calexico, Sebadoh, N.W.A., Edan, Beck, Miles Davis, Leadbelly, Public Enemy, J Dilla, Cody Chestnutt, The Dells, El-P, Cat Power, Madlib, MF Doom, Immortal Technique, The Dead Kennedys, Kool Keith, Rob Sonic, Stevie Wonder, Lee Hazlewood, Aphex Twin, Roots Manuva, The Roots, Sufjan Stevens, The Neutral Milk Hotel, The Beach Boys, Love, Skip James, Saul Williams, old Trojan Records stuff like the Maytals and Derrick Morgan, Bill Withers, The Stylistics, Ernest Ranglin, Bill Laswell, Baba Maal, Hank Williams, Eric B. and Rakim, Def Jux, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Beatnuts, Senior Coconut, Messer Chups, The Circle Jerks, The Misfits, Squarepusher, LCD Sound System
MoviesAkira Kurosawa, Kubrick, The Battle of Algiers, Lord of The Rings, Battle Royale, Chopper, Apocalypse Now, Old Boy, Hoop Dreams, Style Wars, How's Your News Amelie, Touch of Evil, La Haine, Night of the Hunter, Dead Man, Cyclo, Jackie Brown, Stevie, Rhyme and Reason, Shogun Assassin, Akira, Goodfellas, Mean Streets, Clockers, Wild Style, The Mack, Caged Heat, Evil Dead 2, Alien, Sin City, Murder Ball, Time Bandits, The Bad Lieutenant, 28 Weeks Later, The Big Lebowski, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Night Watch, Slam, Deep Africa,
TelevisionPlanet Earth (possibly the coolest thing TV's ever done), The Daily Show, The Office (BBC version), Deadwood, The Wire, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Carnivale, Mr Show, South Park, The Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, Rome, Wonder Showzen, Firefly, Star Trek (the original, 'cause you can't fuck with Kirk), anything Yankee related, basketball, football, The Champions League, Band of Brothers, The Colbert Report
BooksPhillip K. Dick, Octavia Butler, Robert Anton Wilson, All Gods Children, Elmer Gantry, Our American, Harry Potter, Said the Shotgun to the Head, Wrecking Crew, Slaughterhouse Five, Venus on a Half-Shell, EgoTrip's Big Book of Racism
HeroesMy friend Andy who has overcome, what would be to some, crippling disabilities such as color blindness and vegetarianism, to become a marginally successful comic and freelance dishwasher. He's like Christopher Reeves except alive and gay.
1993 to 1995
- Graduated: 1995