The inbred, oversexed, white trash bastard sons of Iggy P, Johnny T, Uncle Hank, Lemmy & Handsome Dick.
An awesome, glorious mess of Rampantly sexual, Souped up, Lubed up, Fucked up, Low Rent, Hot Assed Anthemic (s)Punk Rock 'n' Roll to make the little girls weep and big girls wet. A sweet 'n' sweaty sonic tonic to accompany your recreational drinkin, druggin and fuckin'.
Wasn’t ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’ originally a term for fucking anyway? Wasn’t it fun? Provocative? Sexualised? Weren’t parents meant to say ‘Turn that noise down’? Yeah, they were…So get down, get dirty and hail The Breakneck Babylon Babies, The spleen exploding Sermonisers of the Sacred Sexualsonic Psalms, the Crazed messiahs of deep-fried bone rattling rock 'n' roll! The Righteous King Rockers of in your face Rock ‘n’ roll Bukkake.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hot girls and pretty boys… the biggest Dicks in Rock 'n' Roll...
The Sonic Reproducers....The Hip Priests.
Tight ‘N’ Exciting....not a more appropriate name they could’ve picked, because this album is exactly like your teenage sister’s pussy, man. The Hip Priests have one track minds and are not about to make any apologies for it – they’re here to rock and fuck, and not necessarily in that order, in two and a half minute spurts, leaving you dizzy and slightly confused, but extremely satisfied. I’m pretty sure this is what Iggy had in mind when he defined rock n’ roll, and what Zodiac Mindwarp had in mind when he defined sex with your teenage sister Jeff Warren/Subculture HeroSleazegrinder
Wow! This smacks you in the face as soon as it erupts out of the speakers! Red hot blistering and wild! This fucking ROCKS! Moves along at a sweat inducing pace and just keeps burning up the stereo! Super strong melodies, fuzzed out Real Rocking Roll guitar blasts, a powerful and fat backbeat, throbbing bass, and more all crammed into this hot rod. Makes you feel like smashing stuff just for the hell of it! Man, if this band doesn’t wake you up, you are dead my friend Sal Canzonieri (Electric Frankenstein) Amp Magazine USA
Lubed up, sleazy rock ‘n’ roll, these guys are the real deal. Like Turbonegro’s bastards sons, mad, bad and dangerous to know. Gary X-Ray takes the vocals by the nuts and refuses to let go, the rest of the band give you a good seeing to. Awesome tunes, dirty lyrics and fuzz filled solos…My idea of a damn good time Gearhead Magazine USA
Denim–clad degenerates from Nottingham who love cheap sex more than Slayer loves Satan...Remarkably suggestive ditties thrashed out in a greaseball fury of double speed balls-out garage rock. Most definitely not for pussies. Classic Rock - UK
Arguably, it could be said that The Hip Priests are simply 5 old, greasy blokes who set up a band, purely on the basis of getting their sticky fat fingers into young girls (and boys) pants. Clearly, it’s worked. Tight ‘n Exciting couldn’t be a better title….it’s all about working up a quick sweat, bit of spittle, in and out and then they’re off before you can even ask ‘how much do I owe you?’ It’s sheer filth….I fucking love it Wrench Magazine - UK
It shows some damn nerve to give yr album a title like that, but they live up to their own publicity….tighter than a skinny virgin’s pussy and have that rare quality of excitement. They aint re-writing the rulebook, they just do it with a great sense of panache…. this record sounds fucking hot! You can just about hear the tongue in cheek and can tell that these guys abso-fucking-lutely love playing in this band, and why wouldn’t they? The Hip Priests won’t necessarily change your world, but they will make your corner of it a much more happening place to be. Find yrself a tattooed babe like cover girl Lady Frankenstein, lay in some vodka, meth, hydro and a bag of toys from yr local adult supermarket, crank up ‘Tight n Exciting’ and do what comes most unnaturally! i94 Bar Australia
A total rocket ride that starts at breakneck speed and pretty much doesn’t let up until it’s all done…High energy would be an easy tag to throw around but that doesn’t even cover it. Every song has that pedal all the way to the floor feel and they’re all sleazy or about sex which makes for entertaining lyrics as well…Its impossible for me to single anything out here for specific mention because its all so good Carbon 14 Magazine USA
Turbonegro in a head-on collision with the Dwarves while Lemmy & Iggy sit watching the carnage over a crate of beer...garage rock at its finest.
Leave all your inhibitions at the door..end to end frenetic guitars, rumbling bass lines and leaves you wanting to jive like a nutter. Filth. Pure, absolute, trashtastic filth. Love it! www.purerawk.co.uk
Garage punk a go-go, non stop kick-ass, booty shaking groovy, this is the shit, not kiddin' just freakin'....the greatest cliché garage-punk I've heard in a long time...delivers what every garage band of today wants to deliver....no one can compete with this band! Lowcut .dk
Fast furious sex pest rock n roll….a band who write songs primarily about the most base of carnal instincts-and we love ‘em…Raising hell at any of the nations many sweat pit venues. But be warned, if you don’t fancy getting touched up by the bands sweaty sex maniac front man, Gary X-Ray, then stay away from the front row! Supernova Magazine UK
Raw and sonic as fuck, these Motorhead-ish sluts of sleaze and dirt carelessly roar through each track here with no guilt. Balls out, ass kickin’ lock up your daughters type sweaty booze driven rock.…rocked me like a hurricane. Long Gone Loser Magazine
The sorta punk rock ‘n’ roll that leaves you feeling dirty after listening. Riffs inspired by Nashville Pussy, Zeke and Turbonegro, lyrics by top shelf magazines. Easily offended, get outta here. Like loud Guitars, drinking heavily and the smell of stale hookers and gasoline in the morning? Welcome to the church of the Hip Priests....a roaring blaze of howling geetars, raging testosterone and breakneck rhythms. Get a load of this in yer lugholes and you aint gonna talk right for a week, not without letting rip a torrent of trailer park tourettes anyhow. Bubblegum Slut magazine - UK
UK rebel wankers The Hip Priests….high-octane, cranked-up-to-eleven, penetrating rock ‘n ‘roll with all the gusto of sweaty teenage copulation…ferocious on a ten scale…wailing guitars, pounding bass and drums that rattle the rafters – all brought to you at a million miles an hour. The sound quality is dirty, screechy and recorded so loud that the distortion breaks windows but what’s a little broken glass lying around...Fast Jimmy HP peels off Stooges riffs and beats you to death with ‘em...Their attitude is who cares? As long as they’re pounding away at full volume - it’s all good. Like all good trash-punk rock the songs stick after the first run and you’ll find yourself singing them at the most inopportune moments. That can be a problem when “I Love to F*ck” uncontrollably slips out. www.thecutting-edge.net
Grow a moustache, comb your hair and get a tattoo. The hip priests take you to hot girls, filthy hookers and drunken nights…Premium sleazy R ‘n’ R as it was meant to be…Lots of sex and drugs…high energy drums, rolling bass and distorted guitars. Combined with screaming voice and lots of backing vocals. Dirty is not often this good. People who like Turbonegro & Motörhead will sure like this band. I wanna see this live! For now, turn on the album, open bottles of beer and party!! Fuck yeah!! Up magazine - Netherlands
I forgot to tell you about one of the best albums released last year. It is by the amazing Hip Priests. They are from the UK but the album is out on excellent swedish label Bootleg Booze Records. Album reminds me of vintage punkrock bands like Lazy Cowgirls, New Bomb Turks, X-Rays and Yum Yums. If you don't have it, BAD LUCK! Grunnen Rocks
Fast, rough and crude garage rock 'n' roll. Easy sex, alcohol and drugs. Influences from The Stooges to Motörhead, The Hellacopters & Turbonegro. Provocative, noisy, primitive, "Tight 'n' exciting smashes your face mercilessly. Punk attitude with Rock Guitars. Three basic chords creating twelve lashes of fury. You need something else? RockaRolla – Spain
These filth mongers excel in sleaze punk'n'roll with the sophisticated tactfulness of GG Allin and Lemmy. Horny as hell, these fuckers take no prisoners in their quest for kicks, and thankfully the songs can more than backup the wreckless attitudes. Imagine Turbonegro and Dwarves with equal amonts of Detroit r'n'r and Zodiac Mindwarp glam, then buttfuck it with some '77 punk, and you're sorta there. Massive! Highly recommended! Lowcut magazine - Denmark
Raw attitude, dirty-garage tunes, and punka-style all with the tongue-n-cheek. Delivering up the three passions... drinkin’, fuckin’ and rockin’. Crammed with debaucherized fury, skin-tight adolescents may be reported missing as parents issue an Amber Alert after listening to this heavy-petted 12-song CD. Perfectly oversexed, automated hot hooks are nestled in explicably infectious choruses tailored for hip-shakin’ and knicker-removing.. This is a band I would love to experience live—because fun can never be wrong Jillian Abbene - Sugarbuzz magazine - USA
Crotch-rock in its purest form. Rowdy, dirty music made by ugly Englishmen who like beer, porn and rock'n'roll and live in a world where Turbonegro called it quits after "Ass Cobra" Close-up Magazine - Sweden
Speedy rock breathing sex and drugs…Sounds like The Hellacopters in the practise room or Turbonegro on a tight budget. Mighty riffs fly around. The riffs just fly by. Subtlety? Never heard about it. Politically correct? No way. Sexcellent? Definitely! www.mindview.com - Netherlands
Punk rock from the country with lots of tea and bad mouth hygiene, England.
For fans of 1977 punk rock. Retro Actionrock perhaps? They don't deny their interests, which is liberating, Sex, girls and beer Denimzine –Sweden
These Englishmen treat us to a serving of raw and vulgar garage rawk 'n'roll. Somewhere between the early Hellacopters, New Bomb Turks, 69 Charger and Bad Preachers. Everything revolves around drinking, fucking, fat guitar riffs, dirty rock 'n' roll, punk and a nice tight rhythm section....an extremely nice record! www.druen.com - Netherlands
A shambling mess of screaming guitar solos, frantic drumming and half shouted vocals…the kind of dirty, sweaty sex that leaves both parties asking for more www.new-noise.net
Nottingham’s’ sheriffs of sonic slither explode like a pent up Pentecostal with a goblet of lube and the latest issue of leather nun monthly, splattering their godly goo...gleefully irresponsible, horny teenage slop crafted by overage greaser freaks with heads full of kitchen sink chemicals, narco boogie that brings to mind a hillbilly motorhead beating snakes to death with their guitars while the church burns down with the congregation still in it. 8/10 Classic Rock Magazine- UK
The Hip Priests are glorious bastards, all hairy chests and mirrored shades and sweaty mayhem and slick dicks and hot love and brutal truth. Not to mention all the fire and fucking, because they’ve got plenty of that too... Hot tubed? Oh yeah. Super lubed? No doubt. Rock n’ roll? Why they fuck do you think we’re here, Jack? The Hip Priests come highly recommended, for obvious reasons Jeff Warren/Subculture HeroSleazegrinder
The kinda record that makes me think back to some nights in my youth when I didn't come home until 3 mornings later with someone else's clothes on & multiple messages on my voice mail about "where the hell their daughter was."...the sound of Lemmy, early Mick Mars & people who let the New York Dolls crash at their flat...all crashing at their flat...with Keith Moon in a '71 Cadillac with no brakes. Chaos realm
Speed along on alcohol fumes and big fat dirty guitar riffs… The Priests come from a long line of high octane rock bands and if you love Turbonegro, Dog Toffee, AC/DC, Motorhead, The Four Horsemen and Zodiac Mindwarp then these are the denim clad demons for you, true foot on the monitor banging rock n roll for those that love leather, denim, drinking and the smell of oil in their nostrils….. Go worship at the altar of Rock N Roll. Vanity Project
The 'Priests add a little special something to their kick ass repertoire channelling elements of melt-down brit punk...not a slow song in sight, lightning fast leads and racing chords…Riffs roll like a well-oiled piece of machinery that’s revved up and burnin' rubber in a late night free-wheelin' standoff on a dark desert highway. I simply cannot ignore their killer grazed-knee sound. Little Italian Cookie Sugarbuzz magazine
Four queers, three chords and one song. fucking genius Marcus Dean
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great show on Saturday night in Brum brothers! pure carnage! we struggled through ours like a right bunch of homos as a result on Sunday! but hey, fuck it! catch you soon for some more of the same! xx
The Rubber Room presents a Night of Crazed, Derranged, Psychotic and downright Degenerate Halloween Spookiness.
We will be dressing the room up and projecting vintage monster edits through the night as well as spinning some of the strangest and most disturbed 45s in our collections. Alongside the usual mix of blues stompers, rockabilly, sixties garage and frat, surf instros and rock'n'roll.
Hope you can make it!
The Maze, Forest Tavern, Mansfield Road, Nottingham.
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