Current projects:
Losing a lot of weight/getting fit, trying to get laid, helping run my corporation, writing, talking with more girls (hanging out with them too)
Interests:
My hobbies include making trouble, global domination, racing and working on cars, the same about computers only playing games that nobody plays anymore, writing, talking and hanging out with people I respect, travel, international businesses, searching for a worthy girl, exercise religiously (I like to dance a lot), remixing computer game music, collecting every movie, music vid, and song ever made. Of course, I also enjoy doing anything with a girl, literally. }=]
808 State Abba, A-Ha, Ace of Base, Afroman, Aqua, Aphex Twin, Astral Projection, ATB, Ayla Bart Klepka [remixer], Bee Gees, Blank & Jones, Bloodhound Gang, Blumchen, Bob Seger, Boney M, Bread, Break Machine, Brian Tyler, Bruce Hornsby Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker, Chet Atkins, Counterpoint [MOD], Crispy, Culture Beat, Cypress Hill Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Denis Leary, Depeche Mode, Diana King, Domino, Donovan, Dr. Alban, Duran Duran Earth Wind & Fire, Eiffel 65, El Debarge, Elwood [MOD], Enigma, Ennio Morricone, Enya, Erasure, Eric Pochesci [remixer], Estrayk [MOD], E-Type Faithless, Falco, Ferrara [remixer] Garbage, Giorgio Moroder, Guns N Roses Haddaway, Hall & Oates, Hans Zimmer, Harold Faltermeyer, Hollywood [MOD], Howard Goodall, Huey Lewis & The News, Hypnosis Information Society, Italo Disco Jamiroquai, Jan Hammer, Jerry Reed, Joe Satriani, Juno Reactor Kate Bush, Kayak, Keff McKulloch, Klaus Nomi, Kool & The Gang, Koto Laibach, LMan [remixer], Los Fabulosos Cadillacs Madonna, Mark Ayres, Massive Attack, Mike Oldfield, Modern Talking, Molotov, My Barbarian Naked Ape, Nik Kershaw, No Doubt Oingo Boingo, One-T, Orbital, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (otherwise known as OMD), Outkast Passion Fruit, Paolo Conte, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Cetera, P.M. Dawn, Potap, Prodigy, Prokofiev S., Puddle of Mudd, Puretone Rammstein, Rappy McRapperson, Richard Joseph [c64], Rick Astley, Robert Miles Sandra, Savage, Scooter, Scotch, Scott Joplin, Seal, Seryoga, Sister Sledge, Skaven [MOD], Soda Stereo, S.O.S. Band, Steve Winwood Talk Talk, Talking Heads, Taxim [MOD, remixer], The Church, The Clash, The Cure, The Moody Blues, The Shamen, They Might Be Giants, Thomas Detert [SID, remixer], Three Dog Night, Tom Petty, Tone Loc, Toy-Box Vast Wendy Carlos, White Town XTC Yellow Magic Orchestra, Ying Yang Twins
Favorite Movie Sountracks:
Robocop 1, Fight Club, Gladiator, Dune, Legend, Boondock Saints, Tromeo & Juliet, Tron
Favorite Videogame Sountracks:
Descent II, Disposable Hero, Final Fantasy 6, Gun, Hired Guns, Interstate 76, Jaguar XJ220, Mech Warrior 2, Planescape: Torment, Psychonauts, Rogue Trooper, Sanitarium, System Shock 2, Juiced 1 and 2, Carmaggeddon 1, GangLand
"Real" movies I like:
Sullivan's Travels, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, Glengarry Glen Ross, Happy Accidents, Cashback, Session 9, Seul Contre Tous (I Stand Alone), Redbelt, In Bruges, The Mist, Southland Tales, Sleuth, Colossus: The Forbin Project, the Wages of Fear, Die Brucke (The Bridge), Blood Car, Cross of Iron, The Man From Earth, Rise of the Footsoldier, American Splendor, Art School Confidential, Frailty, Sin City, Dr. Strangelove, Failsafe, No Country For Old Men, The Tao of Steve, Breakfast of Champions, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Le Mans, The Seventh Seal, Duel, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Requiem For A Dream, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Seven Samurai, Robocop 1 & 2, Empire of the Sun, I Robot, Guilty As Charged, Tron, Repo Man, BBS: The Documentary, Amores Perros, Amelie, Magnolia, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ronin, Bad Santa, City of God, Taxi Driver, Solaris, The Manchurian Candidate, Virgin Suicides, Sidewalks of New York, Brazil, Waking Life, Smokey & The Bandit, The Thing, The Pied Piper of Hamelin (1957), Red Dawn, Rebel Without A Cause, Gladiator, Rollerball (1975), too many to name... I've seen everything. I think it's hilarious when other geeks like the same list of crappy movies as every other geek in the world does. It's as if they live in a vacuum... The fools... the mad fools... they did it... they created the doomsday machine!
"Cheesy" movies I like: Creepies - Think about how funny it would be to watch a GI Joe toy helicopter fight an army of halloween spider toys and that's what this movie is all about
Shark Attack 3: Megadolon - the best non-porno porno movie I've seen
Tromeo & Juliet - the most fucked up version of Romeo & Juliet ever; ooh, the nanny!
Troll 2 - Wow... the mom in the movie is scarier than the monsters; poor kid!
Space Truckers - With a title like that, you're guaranteed to go wrong
Forbidden Zone - WoW... Oingo Boingo, the movie; this is the weirdest, and perhaps one of the funniest movies ever; it makes Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas look like Bambi
Battlefield: Earth - Scientology, the movie! I never knew that one nuclear bomb could blow up an entire fucking planet
Cemetary Man - an Italian zombie/comedy/taxi-driver-like movie. I love how a dirt bike comes out of the dirt with a zombie or how his girlfriend orgasm-moans when he shoots her in the head with his revolver. "I don't have time for the living!"
Twin Daggers - a martial arts comedy where things happen like a persons neck gets cut by a hand fan or you have a martial mime that laughs like the joker when he kills people... yeah... it's like that
Hawk the Slayer - a bullshit d&d movie where the archers pretty much kill everything going fully-auto with a longbow and crossbow! a must watch! later got continued with some tripe called Darkest Knight
For Your Height Only - the best 007 parody ever where "double 0" is played by a midget with a bunch of crappy gadgets and everybody sounds like a 1930's gangster
Six String Samurai - a comedy made about FALLOUT! Buddy Holly roaming the wasteland with a 6-string and samurai sword, kicking ass and on the way to Lost Vegas to become the new Rock N Roll King... uh-huh!
Dragon Wars - The best action COMEDY of 2007. This movie has so many scenes that will leave you on the floor crying "What the fuck???"
Lady Terminator - a HILARIOUS ripoff of Terminator 1 where a woman that has an evil ocean eel that eats penises goes on a rampage trying to track down some other bullshit plot character. This movie has somebody that looks like Limahl driving a panzer while shooting the Lady Terminator with an M-16, screaming "FUCK YOU!!!"
Breakin - Van Damme's first movie! (he and his buddy from Bloodsport make cameo appearances, later to become classic macro-image-fodder for the internet from their dancing) Basically, a badass CHEESY 80s movie about breakdancing. I love how seriously this movie takes itself.
Television
Arrested Development - One of the craziest shows ever. Imagine a show about Enron, Iraq, and it being made on FOX. No wonder it only had 3 short seasons. I love it though!
Babylon 5 - Star Trek makes my dick rot off and die; essentially, the best show ever made, taking into account its not so high budget but the acting/writing makes up for it
Black Adder - Are you happy to see me or is that a canoe in your pocket!
Burn Notice - a Shadowrun-like show about an ex-CIA agent that gets left hung-out-to-dry in the field and ends up in Miami scraping to make a living and get revenge
Curb Your Enthusiasm - AWWW JEEEEZZZZZZZ THE SHOWWWWWWW!!!!
Deadwood - Non-pussy cowboy show that reminds me of Fallout
Dilbert - A show they made about my previous life when I used to be a cat/dog[bert]
Drawn Together - A fucked up cartoon about my mind
Everybody Hates Chris - Think of this as Black Malcolm In The Middle. Like Chris says, "There's nothing wrong with cornbread!" :)
Exo Squad - The BEST incomplete sci-fi cartoon series ever; more fucked up than even Babylon 5 when billions of lives get ended
Father Ted - The best parody I've ever seen about the Catholic Church. My fav character is the old crazy drunk priest that's always screaming "fuck off" and "gimme a drink"!
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - A fake 80's TV show that's part X-files, all doctor shows, and a bunch of other crappy shows parodied
Heroes - The best show made about superhero comics.
Law and Order - You'd be surprised as to what fucked up shit society will do, bitches
Malcolm In The Middle - We need more shows about fucked up [real] families like this one. ^_^
Max Headroom - 20 minutes into the future...
Mighty Max - Another excellent cartoon that teaches kids the importance of sacrifice and decisions.
Outer Limits - Like the Twilight Zone but 90% it's a fucked up ending, just like in real life
Red Dwarf - Show they ripped off to make Futurama
Reno 911! - Imagine Supertroopers made into a show and this is basically it.
Scrubs - almost every character in this show is a fucking dick and the insults are classic
Sledge Hammer - a very realistic cop drama show
The Office - This show is depresingly real, too funny
The Shield - a cops and robbers show that's about breaking balls
The Sopranos - Do you got any gabalgul? What? You ain't got none? MOTHERFUCK!
Top Gear - The ultimate car show in which the presenters usually try to prove which one of them is the biggest dick.
Twilight Zone - Aesop fables for adults. The greatest achievement in American TV.
V - The ultimate 80's TV sci-fi saga, hands down
Wonder Showzen - Imagine that Satan made a kids show. This is what it would be like.
www.purepwnage.com - OH LOLZZZZZ OMFG U FUKN N00BZ
www.teamtigerawesome.com - basically, if the braindead files I make with my friends were shot on video, this is what they would look like
Books
Authors:
Douglas Coupland
Henry Kuttner
J. Michael Straczynski
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Mack Reynolds
Philip K. Dick
Philip Jose Farmer
Rod Serlind
Harlan Ellison
Roger Zelazny
Richard Matheson
Heroes
US President Andrew Jackson, US President Abraham Lincoln, Charles A. Lindberg, Rod Serling, Batman, Sinclair (B5), Sheridan (B5), G'Kar (B5), Marcus (B5), Yojimbo the Ronin, Leon the Professional, anybody who can beat me at things I'm great at, anybody who follows their true passions and is free as a true individual
Florida International University
Miami, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: MIS [poverty]
Clubs: computer gamer-a-holix anonymous
1999 to 2002
Miami-Dade Community College
Miami, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Computer Un-conscience
Clubs: Slackers' Anonymous
1997 to 1999
Miami Sunset Senior High School
Miami, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: being an asshole
Clubs: dorks in the library
About me: Some people know me as Ignacio or Ig or honorabili, the internet legend of ill-repute. This reputation has put several contracts out on my life, but I am always two steps ahead of my assassins. I say, keep them coming, I could always use a bit more XP. ^_^
I hate fake people. They need to die, twice. What I hate most are little cock teases. I hate being controlled as well. Also, I'm a sucker for any female, although I'm getting tired of being a second-class citizen, being an intelligent and nice (the worst mix that could happen to you) guy in Miami. It sucks because in this city, the good guys DO finish last. I have a tendency to be the knight in shining armor, even when I must play this role alone. I was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina on March 17, 1979. I've lived there until the late 80's. Then the country went to shit and my fam and I moved to Miami, FL. I was a fatass little kid in my childhood, then I become sort of like an adonis in H.S., then I went to hell for a few years, now I'm just blah. I'm a college graduate (bachelor's, which means jack shit in today's world/economy)... A major geek that can fix a computer by breathing on it. I was a fighter pilot in the year 3000 in my previous life, I have no fear of speed: I embrace it. My only true nightmares are to forget who I was/am, to be eternally lonely, and to finish going blind. In my spare time, I'm building a doomsday device to end the plague called humanity.
About Me: [comedy/tragedy?]
I used to be fucking brilliant, before I got ruined. Like most brilliant, foolish men, the main things that motivate me are sex and "love", which I hardly see. The lack of these things are the main reason for my downfall. Citing this in public will get me even less of "some". The real problem with me is that I always strive to get a girlfriend and there are no girls in Miami that are willing to handle that. Also, my job is to troubleshoot computers and sometimes cars. I don't feel like troubleshooting people all the time, I'm sick and tired of doing it with non-living things that at least I know how they'll react 90% of the time, imagine how sick I am with people who are random as fuck. Now that we let Ignacio rant, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Who I'd like to meet: UPDATE! Since my requirements for a girl are too unrealistic, my new benchmark is I'd like to meet a girl who likes the movie Robocop 1. ^_^
OLD REQS Any girl that even played either Fallout [1, 2, Tactics], Planescape: Torment, Master of Orion, Shadowrun, any Kirby game, any Mario Party, any racing game OR any girl that's willing to learn to play any of those games OR any girl that likes me in general An artificially intelligent entity LAN Parties - isn't this obvious Normal Parties - if previously said girls will be there, drunk preferably, clothes optional The non-serial killer version of myself - I met cloned versions of myself like this, but they are "gone" now The Grim Reaper - I'll play you a game of chess, biatch And... have tea with God again. This time don't spike it, dude!
NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT: If you are female and you understand any reference to any material I just wrote about, we should probably reproduce soon, and often. ^_^
The King is back SET THE SKY ON FIRE AND LET THE LIONS OUT
Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige's wall, there was this one: "Matters of great concern should be treated lightly." Master Ittei commented, "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously." ~Ghost Dog, 1999
"Love is the law, love under will." ~Aleister Crowley, AL. I. 57
"On the crassest level, the lady gets into the box, the lady is sawn in half, the lady is in two pieces, the box is put back together again and the lady is whole. The magician, the shaman figure, the worker of miracles divides and subdivides himself and his assistants. He's drowned, is bound, is filled with swords, and comes out whole." ~ Clive Barker
"My imagination is my polestar; I steer by that." ~ Clive Barker
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