Ignacio

"Real" movies I like:
Sullivan's Travels, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, Glengarry Glen Ross, Happy Accidents, Cashback, Session 9, Seul Contre Tous (I Stand Alone), Redbelt, In Bruges, The Mist, Southland Tales, Sleuth, Colossus: The Forbin Project, the Wages of Fear, Die Brucke (The Bridge), Blood Car, Cross of Iron, The Man From Earth, Rise of the Footsoldier, American Splendor, Art School Confidential, Frailty, Sin City, Dr. Strangelove, Failsafe, No Country For Old Men, The Tao of Steve, Breakfast of Champions, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Le Mans, The Seventh Seal, Duel, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Requiem For A Dream, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Seven Samurai, Robocop 1 & 2, Empire of the Sun, I Robot, Guilty As Charged, Tron, Repo Man, BBS: The Documentary, Amores Perros, Amelie, Magnolia, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ronin, Bad Santa, City of God, Taxi Driver, Solaris, The Manchurian Candidate, Virgin Suicides, Sidewalks of New York, Brazil, Waking Life, Smokey & The Bandit, The Thing, The Pied Piper of Hamelin (1957), Red Dawn, Rebel Without A Cause, Gladiator, Rollerball (1975), too many to name... I've seen everything. I think it's hilarious when other geeks like the same list of crappy movies as every other geek in the world does. It's as if they live in a vacuum... The fools... the mad fools... they did it... they created the doomsday machine!

"Cheesy" movies I like:
Creepies - Think about how funny it would be to watch a GI Joe toy helicopter fight an army of halloween spider toys and that's what this movie is all about

Shark Attack 3: Megadolon - the best non-porno porno movie I've seen

Tromeo & Juliet - the most fucked up version of Romeo & Juliet ever; ooh, the nanny!

Troll 2 - Wow... the mom in the movie is scarier than the monsters; poor kid!

Space Truckers - With a title like that, you're guaranteed to go wrong

Forbidden Zone - WoW... Oingo Boingo, the movie; this is the weirdest, and perhaps one of the funniest movies ever; it makes Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas look like Bambi

Battlefield: Earth - Scientology, the movie! I never knew that one nuclear bomb could blow up an entire fucking planet

Cemetary Man - an Italian zombie/comedy/taxi-driver-like movie. I love how a dirt bike comes out of the dirt with a zombie or how his girlfriend orgasm-moans when he shoots her in the head with his revolver. "I don't have time for the living!"

Twin Daggers - a martial arts comedy where things happen like a persons neck gets cut by a hand fan or you have a martial mime that laughs like the joker when he kills people... yeah... it's like that

Hawk the Slayer - a bullshit d&d movie where the archers pretty much kill everything going fully-auto with a longbow and crossbow! a must watch! later got continued with some tripe called Darkest Knight

For Your Height Only - the best 007 parody ever where "double 0" is played by a midget with a bunch of crappy gadgets and everybody sounds like a 1930's gangster

Six String Samurai - a comedy made about FALLOUT! Buddy Holly roaming the wasteland with a 6-string and samurai sword, kicking ass and on the way to Lost Vegas to become the new Rock N Roll King... uh-huh!

Dragon Wars - The best action COMEDY of 2007. This movie has so many scenes that will leave you on the floor crying "What the fuck???"

Lady Terminator - a HILARIOUS ripoff of Terminator 1 where a woman that has an evil ocean eel that eats penises goes on a rampage trying to track down some other bullshit plot character. This movie has somebody that looks like Limahl driving a panzer while shooting the Lady Terminator with an M-16, screaming "FUCK YOU!!!"

Breakin - Van Damme's first movie! (he and his buddy from Bloodsport make cameo appearances, later to become classic macro-image-fodder for the internet from their dancing) Basically, a badass CHEESY 80s movie about breakdancing. I love how seriously this movie takes itself.