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impeders of progress
Hardcore / Punk

"Cheerz Bra!!!"

Vancouver, British Columbia
Canada

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Last Login:  7/6/2008
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Member Since6/24/2007
Band Websiteyou're lookin' at it bro'
Band Members[DIJON*DRUMS] Photobucket [KARL THE RED*GUITAR] Photobucket [ROTTY*BASS] Photobucket [SEVERITY STEVE*VOCALS] Photobucket
InfluencesOld school 80's hardcore, punk rock, thrash metal, death metal, hockey, beer, skating, surfing and KITTIES!!!
Sounds Likevancity oldschool hardcore
Record LabelUnsigned
Type of LabelNone





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Jul 17 2008 8:00P
The Plaza w/ B I S O N / GRASS CITY / impeders of progress Vancouver, British Columbia
Aug 6 2008 8:00P
The Bourbon w/ THE DEATH RAYS / impeders of progress / & guest TBA Vancouver, British Columbia

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   About impeders of progress
SEVERITY STEVE was a guitar player, then he was a singer and now SEVERITY STEVE is a stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. SEVERITY STEVE is THE STAPLER. ROTTY is a bass player with everything going for him. The only problem is - he's about to become a carrot. It's 24 carrot comedy. ROTTY is A CARROT. KARL THE RED!!! derp dee derp. Derpy derpy derpity derp. Until one day a derpa derpa derpa derp. Derp da derp da tittaly toe. From the creators of DER and TUM TA TITTALY TUM TA TOO comes KARL THE RED!!! as DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. DIJON is a somewhat popular drummer who seemed to have it all until one day he came across a potroast and his life changed forever. Now he's sharing his body with an 8 year old boy and he's about to find out that being 8 ain't so great. DIJON is KENNY. Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

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cover OUR CD IS NOW AVAILABLE!! 5 BUCKS AT THE SWEATSHOP AND iTUNES!!! DROP US A LINE IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY AND WE'LL GET IT TO YOU OR STOP BY THE SWEATSHOP, 1947 E HASTINGS in VANCOUVER (Hastings & Victoria) AND BUY A COPY OOOOOOOOOR CLICK THE iTunes LINK AND GET CHA SELF HOOKED UP!!! Impeders of Progress

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impeders of progress has 317 friends.
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 braaad 


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 STREETS 


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 CAMBRIDGE 


 SCABS 


 RECKONER (new songs) 


 Vancouver's Punk as Fuck! 


 mike g 


 SLINGSHOT 


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 andrew FLEX YOUR THRASH 


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 The Undiescene 


 Regnier 


 LAST PLAGUE 


 slush 


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 LIFE AGAINST DEATH 


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 MALICE 


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YUCASTEREO





Jun 30 2008 5:40 PM

1ST LATINALTERNATIVE MUSIC FESTIVAL ROCK SKA REGGAE IN VANCOUVER CANADA.

PRIMER FESTIVAL DE ROCK SKA REGGAE LATINO EN VANCOUVER CANADA Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
KIMBERLEYKAOS





Jun 30 2008 2:21 AM

Yea, lost little island girl asked for a ride and was told no one sober, so I pouted and waited for ride, TO NO AVAIL....GGGrrrrrrr...would rather catch ya at a rip'n venue, and will do asap! Hell, just get Dave to grab me for a jam night or something, could come drink and induldge...
Cursed as usual. Next time for sure, it's really getting quite ridiculous....
KIMBERLEYKAOS





Jun 27 2008 3:06 PM

Will finally see youz...TONIGHT!
Electric Knives





Jun 25 2008 5:16 PM

I thought of Jackson Sicks while Kevin was out of town, at which time he thought of Electric Knives. I think its cooler too and it matches our temperament better, maybe. Later.
ARMISTICE





Jun 22 2008 10:07 AM

i like what i hear...keep it up
Snake Mountain





Jun 22 2008 9:54 AM

It was a good time! Try and play Grand Forks sometime, it was a great time! We love BC and cant wait to come back! It was really rad meeting and playing you guys, thank you for your support! Let us know if we can ever help out on Calgary front.

Cheers, Snake Mountain
SSDave-Control





Jun 21 2008 12:17 PM

Yah man, I'm stoked on your shit! we should hook up another show.
KIMBERLEYKAOS





Jun 20 2008 12:43 AM

"Reconnect" with tha COW BELL yo...
The more the better....
PS Dave rules all.
CAMBRIDGE





Jun 17 2008 3:41 PM

you guys fuckin rocked on saturday nite. lets do it again soon.
gnar? no, GNAR!





Jun 15 2008 6:29 AM

you guys really sucked tonight, i'm sorry you are so lame.
sucks to be you i guess.
hahahahaha.
World's Appreciated Kitsch Records





Jun 14 2008 3:34 AM

thanxxx!
greetings from greece!
visit my blog:
www. wakhc. blogspot. com

Keep It Real no.8 out now!!!
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Outrageous EP out now!!!
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Chaos Disorder and Panic {planning a tour}





Jun 13 2008 7:20 PM

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Chaos Disorder and Panic {planning a tour}





Jun 8 2008 6:32 PM

Monday night Khaos at the Cobalt on june 16th at 9:30pm with Chaos, Disorder And Panic and other bands. I don't know which other bands but it should be good.


It's also my first ever out of town show so i'm super stoked about and it would be cool if you guys came down to watch.
slush





Jun 8 2008 4:09 PM

FUCK YA GOOD TIMES, IN THE 340 STINKHOLE
The Undiescene





Jun 7 2008 1:30 PM

CJSF Top 30 for the week ending June 02 2008

#10 Impeders of Progress - s/t - indie

right on
chris @ the undie scene
Regnier





Jun 4 2008 9:34 AM

show last week ruled! you guys are bad ass! we should definitely share the stage again
LAST PLAGUE





May 30 2008 9:54 AM

killer show boys! thanks for the CD's...let's do that again sometime! maybe on a weekend though...
SCABS





May 26 2008 9:41 AM

Thanks dudes! We had a fuckin blast! Next time we're bringin you.
Man Made Mountains





May 25 2008 12:34 AM

You guys sounded great! Thanks for playing with us, t'was a lot of fun!

M M M
SprëadEagle





May 21 2008 7:39 AM

thanks!...fukkin a...
TWO SECOND HATE





May 20 2008 1:16 AM

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TWO SECOND HATE





May 20 2008 1:16 AM

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MURDER SHE WROTE





May 18 2008 4:09 PM

thank you so much
we sucked but it was fun and thats what its all about
good times indeed despite being electroctued haa
we should do it again soon
cheers my friends!
steph
Gods Empty Promise (is looking for a new BASSIST)





May 14 2008 3:30 PM

1st Annual DEATHFEST 2008
IGNITE THE SEA(new songs up)





May 13 2008 1:15 PM

thank you for the add aswell.
diggin the tunes!
Rotty





May 9 2008 11:29 AM

Well I finally made it to PVR. Took me a while but i found Dawn at the pool. Dam hot here.
See ya fuckos on wed
RECKONER (new songs)





May 4 2008 5:40 PM

so much fun last night dudes!!
SCABS





May 4 2008 5:31 PM

Dudes. Dudes. So much fun. Anytime. Anyfuckingtime.
Chaos Disorder and Panic {planning a tour}





May 3 2008 4:50 PM

Your welcome ! Whats up guys ?

Lets play a show together sometime.....
RECKONER (new songs)





May 3 2008 2:30 PM

tonight! hells yeah!
Michael Woods





May 2 2008 5:10 PM