They Might Be Giants, Weird Al Yankovic, Barnes & Barnes, Henry Phillips, The Arrogant Worms, Alice Cooper, The Dead Milkmen, any funny music.
Movies
Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, May, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Naked Gun & sequels, Hot Shots 1 & 2, A Fish Called Wanda, Speed, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Blob (remake), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Clerks, Dawn of the Dead, Die Hard trilogy, Halloween, Ghost, When Harry Met Sally, Finding Nemo, Toy Story 1 & 2, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Misery
About me: My novels include: PRESSURE, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, CASKET FOR SALE (ONLY USED ONCE), MANDIBLES, OUT OF WHACK, and HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS. Plus other stuff. Check out my Gleefully Macabre website at http://www.jeffstrand.com/
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Thanks for the add, been looking to make more writing, and art contacts, as I have only been an open market for about a month but have been growing by leaps and bounds each week. Check us out at http://shadowpress.wordpress.com and if it something that looks to fits your interest, please check out the submission guidelines.
Ellie Conway is back: wisecracking, kicking ass and using her psycho-prophetic talents to grapple with a murderer with ulterior motives, secreted behind a series of grotesque crimes.
Thanks for adding The Devil’s Prophet! The thin line between good and evil will become even blurrier when you read the upcoming novel that promises to be the most controversial, dangerous and heretical book of all time. The Devil’s Prophet by Paul deThroe is a twisted retelling of the ancient apocalyptic prophesies, combined with the occult, science fiction and modern day events, to tell the fictional story of Robert Franklin, an unwitting hero who battles Lord Satanus Luciferus and his son, the Anti-Christ, to prevent them from forcing the New World Order and Religion on an unsuspecting world. In his titanic struggle, Robert enlists the aid of a prophetic witch, his angelic brother and a ragtag group of warriors and scientists who must take on the monsters of our own making: government and religion, as well as futuristic enemies that threaten our very existence in the most terrifying tale of Armageddon ever told. Is the end near? Only The Devil’s Prophet knows!
Please check out sneak peeks of Robert, Aislin, Satanus and the Anti-Christ from The Devil’s Prophet at my blog!
Warning: Explicit Sex and Violence, Parental Discretion is Advised!
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."
And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
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Just sayin' Hi. Hope you're having a great fall so far and a wonderful year to come. Writing up a storm on Book III, Honor Redeemed, which is scheduled for release late this fall. Hope you too are well. May this turning of the Great Wheel of Life bring you many blessings. Be well, DH Winner of the 2008 Silver Medal for Fiction by the Military Writers Society of America (MWSA) Honor Defended on sale now. Book II of the Citizen Warrior series Dedicated to the 'Quiet Professionals The Books of D. H. Brown "War Brothers are not chosen, for In conflict mated, we were created Sentenced as each other's keeper Till death do us part." ~The Major
Thanks for wanting to be my friend! Feel free to say hey anytime. I'm running a contest right on my blog-- go read the first chapter of my next horror novel and post a comment, and you may win a free book! It's a great way to see if you like my work! You can read it here, or www.longcrazyroad.blogspot.com.
Thanks! Seriously- keep in touch! I'm not a fan of friend armies. I love to get to know fellow artists, authors, readers, anybody!
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel 
