About me: Hi. I used to be James Gunn's number one pal, but now I am just his sometimes fashion accessory. And I am okay with that. Because every hat has a purpose, and mine is worthy. Furthermore, I am great at what I do. I am defined not by my wearer but by my own indomitable spirit (and manufacturing specifications). Befriend me and I will make you proud. p.s. it bears mentioning that I am not now, nor have I ever been James Gunn. He = man, I = hat with an assistant who types things in for me. My assistant is also not James Gunn. And chances are, neither are you.
Hey, I apologized to you for my horrible defacing of you, but I'm just as horrified to see you in my favorite shade of blue! Wait a minute! It's Halloween! We're supposed to be horrifying!
