My man JIMMY 2 SOX By DANGEROUS DAN
I first met jimmy about 4 years ago, somewhere in Sydney.
I think he was working in the warehouse at Ksubi. He had just started Djing and was super into music and nightclubs
Jimmy was always hanging with the cool kids but there was one thing just a little odd about him.
He was really really nice, a little too nice. I think it was rumored that he was maybe a shhhhh christian....?
Dunno.
Whatever it was, the last few years have just been jading enough to give this kid the grit he needed.
Still super nice and great to be around but doesn’t think twice about staying up for the day and making out with as many chico’s as possible.
He’s my kind of dude, a dude’s dude.
No pansy shit here.
He likes to party.
It shows in his DJjng now too, straight up party house n techno.
Enough words for the ladies, enough noises for the boys.
Jimmy is always fun to DJ with and the bomb to have around.
Just ask James Murphy, Boys Noise, Surkin, Rub n Tug, Aeroplane, Cut Copy, Presets, Tim Sweeny, Lifelike and Mr. Oizo.
They all have shared time behind the decks with 2 SOX, half of them trying to steal him from his Sunday home at Hugo’s lounge.
That is not happening.
“but Dangerous, Aeroplane want me to go be support on their 26 date American tour?!”
no chance.
I aint lettin this kid go. He’s too good with us.
Ask him what he’s doing in the studio and he says...
“Ive Remixed Empire of the sun, Pnau, Jackson Jackson, Mickey Green, Toecutter and more on the way.”
Stuff that comes out of his computer is good, real good. Well good enough for me to play anyway.
A solid dude, a solid DJ, I would recommend JIMMY to anyone, just make sure you keep an eye on your girlfriend.
It's coz she's doing celine. She refuses to put me at number one and thinks I haven't figured that out. Obviously you didn't know. But I'm your number one so they're probably going to find out pretty soon that I'm doing you. Once this comes out they'll realise that Dan is really your father, you were an orphan raised by wolves and that I was actually sleeping with The Chemical Brothers all along. Not to mention that baby you gave up to continue your drug abuse so you could maintain your reputation with that biker gang you got involved with. This could all cause some serious problems as your biological mother, being a Vietnam war veteran, has such a weak heart. If she were to find out it could destroy her singing career and even her sister's. There's only so much those Veronica's twins can take. I really believe you should give up this charade and just come clean about everything. I've tracked down your child. He's doing homo-erotic vampire porn movies called moonlight or twilight (I forget). It's time to get serious and start acting like the father, son... and the brother you are. That's right...... it's time I think you found out.... I'm your identical twin. We were separated at birth. When Veronica #1 gave birth to you in the mountains just outside Ho Chi Min the wolves heard your crying and dragged you off. Everybody was sure you were done for but I never stopped believing. I was born minutes later, but just late enough. No one could ever have suspected that you too would survive and end up being a fighter pilot in the Gulf war. We were all so proud of you. Even when you lost that eye in the hand to hand combat with your ex-wife, Barry, who tragically died in that car accident just weeks later, we were STILL proud of you, because you got to wear that bad-ass eye patch. But I digress...
Like sands through the hourglass, Jimmy2sox.......... sands through the hourglass............
