The Lord Baron Vor-Tech
"Take that Apple."

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27 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login:8/21/2008
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    The Lord Baron Vor-Tech 's Interests
GeneralThe Snow, The Open Road, Nightlife, Daylife, life en general, raw meat - seriously, Italian Clothing, Music, DJing, DJing Music, beautiful people - against my better judgement, esoteric studies, avoiding microwaves, vampires, retro-aesthetics, Frank Lloyd Wright, Really Really Big Mountains, Folklore, Urban Legends, Honda CRVs, Sondheim, The Atlantic Monthly & Economist Magazines, eye make-up, movies that are fun to watch, shadowing shadow people, red wine - bourbon - port - beer - trying to cut back, The Apocalypse, tribalism, Sardonism, Sadism, Satanism - okay well not really but the alliteration opp was too much to pass up, literature, reading, reading a lot, hookahs, sitting around in my head while riding buses, elevated modes of transportation, Duane-Reade vs. Walgreens: The War, Marmots & The Isle of Malta.
MusicDISCO, New Wave, whatever "electro" is these days, Classic Hair Metal, Classic Eurodance, Classic Industrial... I'm being way too clasic here. Rockabilly, psychobilly, blue-grass, raging alt-country (the kind about alcohol and women), Synth-Pop, Outsider Pop Music, Post-Pop, Old School Rave/Techno/Hardcore, Surf Rock, UK Hardcore, Ohio Grindcore, Death-Twang, Mod Jazz, Bassanova, Anything in a Fellini movie, Classic funk-soul-raggae and hip hop, freestyle, Thrash-Core-Darkstep-Drum n' Bass (the unboring kind), Techno-Industrial, Nu-beat, Italo Disco. I can't get enough of the following artists lately: Drive-By Truckers, The Birthday Massacre, Blitzen Trapper, Fake Blood, Black Angels, Singapore Sling, Riot in Belgium, Regina Spektor, Justice, Vatican DC, Powerblade, Dead Stars of Hollywood, Mother Mother and of course the ongoing classics: The Muse, Mew, The Ravonettes, Ennio Moriccone, 120 Days, The Cramps, Dick Dale, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Teddybears, Link Wray, Slowrunner, ZZ Top, The Real McCoy, Masterboy, Bikini Kill, Tom Waits and Erek Tinker's Mix CD from like eight years ago. There's special place in my heart for Gary Numan, Liam Howlett, Aaron Copland and New Order. Word.
MoviesBrazil, Heavy Metel, Party Monster, Sin City, Dark City, The Ice Storm, Fight Club, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Go, The Station Agent, Ghost In The Shell, Vampire Hunter D: Dance of the Vampires, The Pirates of the Carribean Movies (I'm serious-deal), Not Another Teen Movie, Napoleon Dynamite and just about anything by Fellini, Tim Burton, John Waters, or Terry Gilliam.
TelevisionInvader Zim, Original 1969 - 1971 Scooby Doo, Furi Kuri,(Fooley Cooley), Flight of the Conchords, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Adult Swim, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Wolf's Rain, Aeon Flux.
BooksAyn Rand, Robert Kaplan, Nietchez, HP Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Francesca Lia Block, William Gibson, Vonnegut. If it's not fiction then I like it to be about alternative-philosophy, physics (esp. quantatative) , economics and political theory.
HeroesDark Matter and Quantum Loop Gravity
Groups: ElectrocorebahClassic Euro Dance and Miami Bass IS BAD ASSNew York CityMachinati TribePAJAMA PARTY (OPTIONAL)RaVeRs R UsSUPER STAR D.J.'s *

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     The Lord Baron Vor-Tech 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Hometown:Home = Heart = Greenpoint Brooklyn
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Event Coordinator & DJ
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   The Lord Baron Vor-Tech 's Networking
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter
Worked in the industry for the better part of 9 years. Started at NYC's legendary Tunnel at 18. Presently curate the Velvet Elvis space in Chicago. Worked extensively with clubs, private events, corporate events and underground events in New Y
Nightlife - Entertainment - DJ
I have one of the most diverse and eclectic mixes of music you've ever heard. The owner of 3000+ vinyl records plus an extensive collection of digital music, as I always stay on the newest trends and styles. I have a unique style but make a poi
Theatre - Management - Production
I've produced two shows in lower Manhattan. "Jack Farnstien Ph.D, the Secret Behind the Success" at The Collective Unconscious and "The What the Fu--? Show" at the Knitting Factory.

   The Lord Baron Vor-Tech 's Companies
Dysco Noir
Chicago, New York, South Africa, No Answer US
Great Dark Overlord
Food Prep

For a while now... I think.
Ic on(oClast) Chicago
Chicago... Chicago, UM
Senior Executive Operations Coordinator
Divisive Division

Have to get back to you on that
Custom Vibes
Chicago, Somewhere US
DJ Personal in DA Crew
Bukkake Div

hmmm.... HMmmm..
Passage Events
Chicago, IL US
Team Leader
Event Coordination

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Third, I also like this quote below.

"Some of our most important writers have remarked upon the resemblance between madmen and fairies. Both are well known for talking without sense or connexion... But there are other similarities. Chaston...gives the example of a lunatic in Bristol who each morning told his family of his intention to take his walk in company with one of the dining chairs. The man was quite devoted to this article of furniture and considerd it one of his closest friends...He'd even hold conversations with it in which they discussed the walk they would take and the likelihood of meeting other tables and chairs. Cleary the man was mad, but Chaston says that fairies would not consider this behavoir as ridiculous as we do. Fairies do not make a strong distinction between the animate and the inanimate... Perhaps this explains the extraordinary simpathy for madness which fairies exhibit."

-From Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel by Susanna Clark.

I am very proud of this

Word! Joe Vor-Tech of Zaxar Gamma 9

Joe Vor-Tech is a producer, DJ and avid Scientologist living out of basements that belong to various sets of people's parents that occasionally he knows.

He's known for spinning stuff you've probably heard before with other stuff you've hopefully heard before but never thought the two things you've heard before could ever be played together... but Joe... he plays them together. Joe is also hot.

Joe has DJed from New York to Canada (in general) to Chicago to Miami to Milwaukee and even Minneapolis. He was a resident DJ for the flagship Diesel store in Union Square NYC, is FCUK's go-to DJ in Chicago and has played with and for Fischerspooner, Drop Bass Network, Larry Tee, Paul Okenfold, Yellow Note, The Sounds (DJ Set), Starscream (of slipnot), Paul Johnson, DatA, Pacerock & Passions along with other people who you will one day love and adore.

Joe Vor-Tech is the front man for the power-something band The (Das) Image Front - you might remember the song "Do Sex, Have Drugs" if you don't go listen to it, then remember it - once you've done this you will remember that song. Well he did that song with Mr. Automatic. Joe has also done remixes for Houston Bernard, Yellow Note & the Synthetic Men. You can check them out at Jesus Christ Recreational Vehicle, which is a name his friend Adam came up with one day. Joe presently holds a residency at Delilah's the 2nd Wednesday of every month, it is there Joe draws up his plans for dominion. Along with that Joe is the... guy... who runs The Velvet Elvis - if you don't know find someone who does.

As a DJ he's sponsored by Streetgrease Clothing out of Cali. Really solid gear, you know that black hat he always wears? Yup, Streetgrease, bitches. Check them out at www.Streetgrease.com

Joe will always be a tribalist as well. So he's putting this sticker here as tribute to the mother tribe of all undergrounder tribal tribe tribes.

Joe practices the secret ancient art of Thamagury, enjoys gardening and will soon take up Bonsai tree pruning with his life mates who request anonymity because they're Isreali. No one knows why Joe talks to himself or what he does on Sundays in his bathrobe. Joe Vor-Tech is also an anagram for "Born of the 4th of July." Amen.

Who I'd like to meet:
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Smart Bar Chicago





Aug 20 2008 10:09 PM

Rick De Allay Soul


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Aug 18 2008 9:01 AM

Do hope you are having an amazing summer. This Saturday is the Allay Soul Anniversary party at Cafe Lura 3184 N. Milwaukee.
Would love to see you out! =)
Donald





Aug 15 2008 9:54 PM

Yo I miss the stoop with 40's n fried chicken. U have to come back to the CITY (NY) so we can do it again sometime.
Hope all is well with you man keep in touch!
4NPowerMusic





Aug 14 2008 1:21 PM

☆E-ЯiV☆





Aug 14 2008 8:58 AM

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!



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nick!





Aug 13 2008 5:25 AM

i dig that new modern love flyer

hot
just(inverse)





Aug 12 2008 10:19 PM


Princessa Saranella





Aug 12 2008 2:46 AM

dude. ...seriously.
we should really get caught up over lunch sometime soon.
...let's compare our busy schedules and make definitive plans.

much love.
[xo]
just(inverse)





Aug 11 2008 6:06 PM

Aria Trio





Aug 8 2008 3:52 PM

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Aug 7 2008 6:54 PM

ALL PANTS ARE 35 DOLLARS AT FAYE, ALL SKIRTS 40 DOLLARS OR LESS, ALL TOPS $20 OR LESS! LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANYTHING MADE! NOTHING OVER 50 DOLLARS! I ALSO MAKE CAT EARS BUNNY EARS, TAILS, BACK PACKS AND SHOES go to www. myspace.
com/fayeclothingcompany
♡♪ Ye'ssica ♫♡





Aug 6 2008 2:16 AM


My birthday party is this Saturday!!
Here is the info!
Please come!


DJ LIZ-E





Aug 4 2008 3:56 PM

OK SINCE IM NOT COMING TO THE CHI FOR MY B-DAY I HOPE YOU CAN PLAN TO COME HERE ON SEPT 19TH.

LOVE YA

<3
LIZ
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Aug 4 2008 9:32 AM

what'd ya have to show me the other day? sorry i didn't answer, i wasn't at my computer.

hope you are well! it's been a while.
Ayee...





Aug 1 2008 2:15 PM

Have a great weekend!redneckredneckredneckSayingRedneck
pickel





Jul 31 2008 2:41 PM

sing lau chung bing chicken wing
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Jul 30 2008 8:02 PM

Vel Vicious™ [I AM THE SCENE]


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Jul 30 2008 2:01 AM

Hey stud... Whats up?

XOXO,
Vel
H-Y-P-H-E-N





Jul 29 2008 7:26 AM

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Jul 28 2008 8:46 AM

Hi :) I'm DJing at the Burlington on Wednesday: