The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque
The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque All directions point to madness.

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    The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Interests
GeneralThe Snow, The Open Road, retro-aesthetics, used to like nightlife, raw meat, Fine European Clothing, Music, beautiful people, esoteric studies, avoiding microwaves, vampires, Frank Lloyd Wright, Really Really Big Mountains, Folklore, Urban Legends, Honda CRVs, Sondheim, The Atlantic Monthly & Economist Magazines, Any movie with A Lotta Big machines In it, shadowing shadow people, red wine, fine whisky, port, The Apocalypse, tribalism, Sardonism, Sadism, literature, reading, reading a lot, hookahs, sitting around in my head while riding buses, elevated modes of transportation, Marmots & The Isle of Malta.
MusicOld School Rave/Techno/Hardcore, New Wave, Disco, Classic Hair Metal, Classic Eurodance, Classic Industrial, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Blue-Grass, Alt-Country (the kind about alcohol and women), Synth-Pop, Outsider Pop Music, Post-Pop, Surf Rock, UK Hardcore, Ohio Grindcore, Death-Twang, Mod Jazz, Bassanova, Anything in a Fellini movie, Classic Funk & Hip Hop, Freestyle, Thrash-Core-Darkstep-Drum n' Bass (the unboring kind), Techno-Industrial, Nu-beat, Italo Disco. I can't get enough of the following artists lately: Drive-By Truckers, The Birthday Massacre, Blitzen Trapper, Fake Blood, Black Angels, Singapore Sling, Abney Park, Riot in Belgium, Regina Spektor, Justice, Vatican DC, Powerblade, Dead Stars of Hollywood, Mother Mother, The Muse, Mew, The Ravonettes, Ennio Moriccone, 120 Days, The Cramps, Dick Dale, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Teddybears, Link Wray, Slowrunner, ZZ Top, The Real McCoy, Masterboy, Bikini Kill, Tom Waits and Erek Tinker's Mix CD from like eight years ago. There's special place in my heart for Gary Numan, Liam Howlett, Aaron Copland and New Order.
MoviesBrazil, Heavy Metel, Party Monster, Sin City, City of Lost Children, Delicatassen, Dark City, The Ice Storm, Fight Club, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Go, The Station Agent, Ghost In The Shell, Vampire Hunter D: Dance of the Vampires, The Pirates of the Carribean Movies (I'm serious-deal), Not Another Teen Movie, Napoleon Dynamite and just about anything by Fellini, Tim Burton, John Waters, or Terry Gilliam.
TelevisionInvader Zim, Original 1969 - 1971 Scooby Doo, Furi Kuri,(Fooley Cooley), Flight of the Conchords, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Adult Swim, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Wolf's Rain, Aeon Flux.
BooksAyn Rand, Robert Kaplan, Nietchez, HP Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Francesca Lia Block, William Gibson, Vonnegut. If it's not fiction then I like it to be about alternative-philosophy, physics (esp. quantatative) , economics and political theory.
HeroesDark Matter and Quantum Loop Gravity
Groups: ElectrocorebahClassic Euro Dance and Miami Bass IS BAD ASSNew York CityMachinati TribePAJAMA PARTY (OPTIONAL)RaVeRs R UsSUPER STAR D.J.'s *

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     The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Hometown:Home = Heart = Greenpoint Brooklyn
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Event Director & Team Lead
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Schools
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Dramatic Writing, General Madness
Clubs: Bavarian Illuminati
 

1999 to 2003

   The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Networking
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter
Worked in the industry for the better part of 9 years. Started at NYC's legendary Tunnel at 18. Presently curate the Velvet Elvis space in Chicago. Worked extensively with clubs, private events, corporate events and underground events in New Y
Nightlife - Entertainment - DJ
I have one of the most diverse and eclectic mixes of music you've ever heard. The owner of 3000+ vinyl records plus an extensive collection of digital music, as I always stay on the newest trends and styles. I have a unique style but make a poi
Theatre - Management - Production
I've produced two shows in lower Manhattan. "Jack Farnstien Ph.D, the Secret Behind the Success" at The Collective Unconscious and "The What the Fu--? Show" at the Knitting Factory.

   The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Companies
Dysco Noir
Chicago, New York, South Africa, No Answer US
Great Dark Overlord
Food Prep

For a while now... I think.
Ic on(oClast) Chicago
Chicago... Chicago, UM
Senior Executive Operations Coordinator
Divisive Division

Have to get back to you on that
Custom Vibes
Chicago, Somewhere US
DJ Personal in DA Crew
Bukkake Div

hmmm.... HMmmm..
Corporate America
Midwest, Midwestland US
Event Director
Starbucks, P&G, Jameson, Stoli, Other People...

Feb '08 and still goin' strong!



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   The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque 's Blurbs
About me:
FIRST : I am an...

Second - This quote pretty much sums reality up for me.

"Some of our most important writers have remarked upon the resemblance between madmen and fairies. Both are well known for talking without sense or connexion... But there are other similarities. Chaston...gives the example of a lunatic in Bristol who each morning told his family of his intention to take his walk in company with one of the dining chairs. The man was quite devoted to this article of furniture and considerd it one of his closest friends...He'd even hold conversations with it in which they discussed the walk they would take and the likelihood of meeting other tables and chairs. Cleary the man was mad, but Chaston says that fairies would not consider this behavoir as ridiculous as we do. Fairies do not make a strong distinction between the animate and the inanimate... Perhaps this explains the extraordinary simpathy for madness which fairies exhibit."

-From Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel by Susanna Clark.

Third - This is possibly the best thing ever.

Fourth - uh - about me?

The Lord Baron Joseph C.R. Vourteque... of Zaxar Gamma 9

Joe Vor-Tech is a producer, DJ and avid Scientologist living out of basements that belong to various sets of people's parents that occasionally he knows.

He's known for spinning stuff you've probably heard before with other stuff you've hopefully heard before but never thought the two things you've heard before could ever be played together... but Joe... he plays them together. Joe is also hot.

Joe has DJed from New York to Canada (in general) to Chicago to Miami to Milwaukee and even Minneapolis. He was a resident DJ for the flagship Diesel store in Union Square NYC, is FCUK's go-to DJ in Chicago and has played with and for Fischerspooner, Drop Bass Network, Larry Tee, Paul Okenfold, Yellow Note, The Sounds (DJ Set), Starscream (of slipnot), Paul Johnson, DatA, Pacerock & Passions along with other people who you will one day love and adore.

Joe Vor-Tech is the front man for the power-something band The (Das) Image Front - you might remember the song "Do Sex, Have Drugs" if you don't go listen to it, then remember it - once you've done this you will remember that song. Well he did that song with Mr. Automatic. Joe has also done remixes for Houston Bernard, Yellow Note & the Synthetic Men. You can check them out at Jesus Christ Recreational Vehicle, which is a name his friend Adam came up with one day. Joe presently holds a residency at Delilah's the 2nd Wednesday of every month, it is there Joe draws up his plans for dominion. Along with that Joe is the... guy... who decides everything - if you don't understand, don't worry, it's okay.

Joe practices the secret ancient art of Thamagury, enjoys gardening and will soon take up Bonsai tree pruning with his life mates who request anonymity because they're Isreali. No one knows why Joe talks to himself or what he does on Sundays in his bathrobe. Joe Vor-Tech is also an anagram for "Born of the 4th of July." Amen.

Who I'd like to meet:
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☠o★Lyzz★o☠

☠o★Lyzz★o☠



May 4 2009 6:48 PM

Joe i tried to call u it was dis. i might have the wrong number.. Hit me up on my messages =) miss you <3
HOT TEMPER

HOT TEMPER



Apr 30 2009 12:57 AM


I'm DJing this event Saturday. BYOB

Upset will be holding a silent art benefit Saturday, May 2nd in Chicago. All money raised will be divided among the families of Andrew Cazares, Fausto Manzera, and Nazon Simmons . Thank you to Stef for all your help and to Rumble Arts Center for letting us use their space.

Artwork for sale by Thor, Kosbe, Royce, Real Abstract, Amado de Leon, Cahbasm, Casper James, CzrPrz, Brooks Golden, Saro, David Robinson, Viking, Derek Erbam, Rednose, NohJColey, Mental and many more.

A full list of artists involved will be announced soon. Artwork will go for cheap and is for a great cause. Don't sleep!

Street Unity Silent Art Auction
Saturday, May 2nd 8-11 pm
Rumble Arts Center
3413 W. North Avenue, Chicago

http://www.upsetmag.blogspot.com/

Hot Temper Sauce samples will be at the Novem event Friday! Come buy or trade for some.
AuECS!!! (New Track "MISCHIEF!")

AuECS!!! (New Track "MISCHIEF!")



Apr 26 2009 3:21 AM

Gas Bill remix if Fuckin' FIERCE! You guys killed it last night!
Jewish Bucktown!

Jewish Bucktown



Mar 5 2009 4:59 PM

Hey! Just wanted to make sure you're coming to Wicker Purim this Monday!

Hassids meet Hipsters @ the abandoned Puerto Rican Cultural Center, 1630 N. Milwaukee

OPEN BAR ALL NIGHT
Free Fallefel
Experimental Jewish Music and Live Art
Doors open @ 8:30, Megilliah reading @9:15
$20 cover/$18 with costume/$15 with RSVP. Please RSVP to www. JewishBucktown. com

Tom Fuller Band

Tom Fuller Band



Mar 31 2009 6:52 AM

Just stopping by to say thanks for being our friend! Hope you are having a great day. -TFB
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Apr 11 2009 12:10 AM



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21+ :: 9:30pm-2am :: FREE All Night
$2 PBR's :: $3 Well Shots :: $4 Well Mixers


*That NEON Colored Kinda Personality*

Lauren Dillingham



Apr 12 2009 6:44 PM

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MARTIN :: maLAfAKTOr

MARTIN :: maLAfAKTOr



Apr 14 2009 3:40 PM

:: FRIDAY APRIL 24TH ::
-= FREE Before 10:00pm & Only $5 After =-



Rx Vyk

Rx Vyk



Apr 15 2009 9:06 AM


Utah Saints- Exact Events/Custom Vibes-Promo Video from Jason Kaplan on Vimeo.


I hope you like it!

---+> Vyk
Ceci SuperLover

Ceci SuperLover



Apr 15 2009 8:37 PM



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:: Our Monthly DOPE! @$$ Dance Party At ::


(1665 w Fullerton)



21+ :: 9pm-2am :: 2 Floors of Music
-= FREE Before 10:00pm & Only $5 After =-
$2 PBR's :: $3 Kilo Kia Rum Shots :: $4 Well Mixers



SG

Sarah Gray



Mar 16 2009 4:36 PM

in an insane world, the sane person will always seem insane... or "we're all mad here" (the infamous chesire cat talking to Alice). ...sry, just responding your headline. god joe, it seems like ages, but i am sure the time i see you it will seem like no time has passed. back to good literature, great music, fine wine and games of gloom. fuck yeah. ♥

you should make it out to l.a. sometime. you can always stay with James and i in our apartment overrun with instruments.
it's tons of fun! :)
Beautiful Disaster!

Ashley Coulter-Ryan



Apr 14 2009 4:52 PM

Didn't I see you selling starbucks coffee yesterday? I was out there selling tshirts! Fuck that rain right!
☠o★Lyzz★o☠

☠o★Lyzz★o☠



Feb 20 2009 12:48 AM

hey Joe i missed you on v-day brian and I decided not to hit the city.

were coming again next month im trying to go every month, hit up the city and go to the musem zoo on sudays =) ... so tell me what would be closes to your home, shumburg, or lombard??? those are the only two hyatt places you gotz in chi area. let me know so i can make my reservation and come visit you!!! i miss you!!!!
<3
liz
YesIAmDwight

YesIAmDwight



Feb 20 2009 7:27 PM

MARTIN :: maLAfAKTOr

MARTIN :: maLAfAKTOr



Feb 21 2009 5:01 AM

:: Next Friday Feb 27th ::
FREE B4 10:30pm w/RSVP from
RSVP@Custom-Vibes.com or





~Raquel

raquel g



Feb 14 2009 5:25 AM

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lover1



Feb 15 2009 10:05 AM

I hope You Like my friends song, what a diva voice!!(if you dont, please dont feel obligated to post.)


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Feb 16 2009 8:07 AM

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Join us

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No Copy Sarah



Feb 8 2009 9:02 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!
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Rx Vyk

Rx Vyk



Feb 9 2009 11:28 PM


Promo Video from Jason Kaplan on Vimeo.

This is the new Custom Vibes Promo Video filmed @ Liars Club with Designer Drugs. Final Version, and you got a credit!!

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---+> Vyk
VINNIE ACCARDO

VINNIE ACCARDO



Feb 5 2009 8:09 PM

Hosted By:
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When:
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Where:
LIARS CLUB
1665 W. FULLERTON AVE.
CHICAGO
60604

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Feb 7 2009 6:41 AM

2 new unique events in a dope space
February 13 & March 6
Not To Be Missed

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Feb 1 2009 5:55 PM

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E. M. Pulse Entertainment LIVE RECORDINGS

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Feb 1 2009 1:28 AM

Hey, I just uploaded a live recording from last night's party DOPE at Liars Club.

It's part of K'Nex set. Go listen, it's the first song on my profile!!!

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