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John Merriman

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  • John Merriman

  • 78 / Male
  • Austin, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/22/2008

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  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: No Answer
  • Religion: No Answer
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: No Answer
  • Smoke / Drink: N/A / N/A
  • Education: No Answer
  • Income: No Answer

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  • Martha Martha

    Nov 20 2008 6:35 PM

    I don't get it. Walsh's beard is in your top friends but I'm not? This is a travesty the likes of which the world hasn't seen since you sarcastically applauded the intersection of 45th & Duval. You son of a bitch.
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Oct 31 2008 5:00 PM

    trick or treat!!

    are you getting a tattoo?
  • Chuck Watkins Chuck Watkins

    Oct 9 2008 11:43 AM

  • AUGUST EVENING AUGUST EVENING

    Oct 7 2008 5:33 AM

    AUGUST EVENING
    A new country. A new life. A new love.
    www. augustevening. com
    In Spanish and English with subtitles – filmed in rural South Texas and San Antonio.




    Opens in Austin Starting October 10th at Regal Arbor Cinema
    TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW AT:
    http://www. fandango. com/regalarborcinemagreathills_aaeuj/theaterpage?date=10/10/2008
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Sep 30 2008 5:11 PM

    I dreamed last night that you and me and Bill Murray and Chuck Woolery (don't ask) were all sitting on the same couch and you kept poking me in the ribs because you were super excited.

    thankfully nobody peed on anybody. this time.
  • Chuck Watkins Chuck Watkins

    Sep 17 2008 9:00 PM

  • Brendon Walsh Brendon Walsh

    Sep 10 2008 11:56 PM

    Photobucket Image Hosting

    You look like this guy
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Sep 1 2008 5:44 PM

    what's green and dangerous?


    a caterpillar with a machine gun.
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Aug 25 2008 10:23 PM

    how much have you missed chatting with me this past week? please choose one...

    A. you miss me so much you can't concentrate at work and forget basic things like putting your shoes on when you leave the house.
    B. you miss me so much you can't stop crying and have had to tell everyone you have a terrible disease/death in the family/felony indictment pending so they won't think you are kind of sick in a stalkerish type way for missing me so much.
    C. you miss me so much you got distracted remembering all my awesome jokes and the good times we shared when I would tell you about my carnival food dinners and you crashed your car into a hospital/retirement home/elementary school.
    D.
    all of the above
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Aug 25 2008 9:31 PM

    what did the sheep say to the basket?


    baaaaasket
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Aug 11 2008 3:38 PM

    What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


    Dam!
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Aug 8 2008 2:29 PM

    A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

    Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

    "May I please have a drink?"

    "What? You have to speak up!"

    "Could I please have a drink?"

    "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

    "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse.
    "
  • eddie gossling eddie gossling

    Jul 21 2008 5:35 AM

    i come into town tuesday...we should hang out!
  • Trisha Trisha

    Jun 26 2008 6:31 PM

    Let me know if you need any maps or anything for your Boston visit.
    Maybe, we'll even run into each other when you're here(probably not since I'll be super busy doing fun things with friends)
  • LinneaTT LinneaTT

    Jun 26 2008 4:41 PM

    you are the funniest person i know. really.
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Jun 25 2008 4:28 PM

    What did the boy star say to the girl star?

    I really glow for you.

    What did Saturn say to Jupiter, when Jupiter asked if he could call him?

    Don't call me, I'll give you a ring.


    Why are grandpa's teeth like stars?

    They come out at night.
  • Bryan Gutmann Bryan Gutmann

    Jun 19 2008 6:51 PM

  • Martha Martha

    Jun 15 2008 6:01 PM

    I don't know when/if/for how long I'll be visiting Austin but I hope it's soon/definitely/for at least a month. Since there is currently nothing in the works it might take a while to get there. Will keep you posted.
  • Libby Libby

    Jun 10 2008 4:50 PM

    If we were cousins I would say Happy Belated Birthday Cousin John, but being that we are not, I would just like to say Happy Belated Birthday John!
  • Gladys Hardy Gladys Hardy

    Jun 9 2008 4:28 AM

    Happy Birthday Cousin John!

    Keep On Keepin' On!

    Much love from your Austin Kin,
    -The Hardys
  • Trisha Trisha

    Jun 9 2008 3:55 AM

  • Martha Martha

    Jun 9 2008 2:41 AM

    Mare-oh-mun,

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    love,

    Marsha Kello
  • Kerri Kerri

    Jun 9 2008 1:21 AM

    happy birthday goon
  • Prudence Prudence

    Jun 8 2008 7:22 PM

    Birthday Song to the tune of My Heart Will Go On.

    Its Your Birthday ay ay
    Wish I was there
    I'd buy you a shot!

    Its Your Birthday ay ay...well you get the drift.

    Happy Birthday! Never let go John, never let go.
  • Hilah Hilah

    Jun 8 2008 4:16 PM

    Hey, John. Happy Birthday! I have a present for you, but it's hidden behind the counter at the 7-11 at Lamar and Barton Skyway. You'll have to pick it up yourself, since I already have a warrant out for robbery...I mean, present-buying.
  • Dry Creek Cafe Dry Creek Cafe

    Jun 7 2008 8:04 PM

    Happy birthday from Sarah and the Dry Creek Cafe -- take care and stop by soon!

    Juke
  • Jaime Rauch Jaime Rauch

    Jun 5 2008 6:06 PM

    happy bday in advance!!
  • National Karaoke League National Karaoke League

    May 28 2008 8:02 PM

    Today is the LAST DAY to sign up for the summer season of the National Karaoke League! Meet new friends, rock out with a team, compete for bar tabs and prizes, and strive for the title of Karaoke National Champion!

    Registration closes TONIGHT for both the Downtown Austin and North Austin divisions, so head over to nationalkaraokeleague. com right now and sign up!
  • Trisha Trisha

    May 21 2008 6:21 PM

    like Mike at his baddest..
  • Libby Libby

    May 21 2008 6:50 AM

    Avocados and alcohol are no laughing matter, so "cut it out!" Crap did I just blow my 'never watched it,' because I'm too cool cover? Shoot, now I will just have to drown my shame in more avocados and alcohol!
  • Divya Divya

    May 16 2008 8:18 PM

    i gotta loooauk for meeeeeee!
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    May 16 2008 5:09 PM

    are you on facebook?


    what's shakin?
  • Trisha Trisha

    May 11 2008 4:10 PM

    When is our kareoke tour across starting?
  • Bryan Gutmann Bryan Gutmann

    May 9 2008 1:28 PM

    Did I mention that I'm headlining The Velveeta Room this weekend (May 9th and 10th) with shows at 9:30 and 11:30 for only five dollars?

    Pretty sure I forgot.
  • dave. dave.

    May 6 2008 5:03 PM

    So you go to one Kanye concert and suddenly you're all about the Lupe Fiasco, eh Merriman?

    You've changed.
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 15 2008 5:41 PM

  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 14 2008 6:15 PM

  • Trisha Trisha

    Apr 10 2008 4:24 AM

  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 3 2008 10:12 PM

    Why wouldn't you want to give Saturn a bath?

    He'd leave a ring around the tub!
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 3 2008 10:10 PM

    How does the solar system hold up its pants?

    With an asteroid belt!
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 3 2008 10:09 PM

    When do astronauts eat?

    At launch time!
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Apr 3 2008 10:08 PM

    How do you know Saturn has been married before?

    He has a lot of rings!
  • LinneaTT LinneaTT

    Mar 28 2008 6:13 AM







    just for you.
  • LinneaTT LinneaTT

    Mar 28 2008 6:10 AM

  • LinneaTT LinneaTT

    Mar 28 2008 6:02 AM

  • Triple D Triple D

    Mar 25 2008 11:06 PM

    I will be back in the lovely state of Texas within the next few months...pending a job.
    Drinks will be in order :)
  • Edica Edica

    Mar 21 2008 6:29 AM

    sadly missing yous of course. . . .
    soon must return or risk death by heartbreak
  • The Mangler!! The Mangler!!

    Mar 16 2008 1:04 AM

    what did one sheep say to the other sheep?

    lets got to the baaaaaaaar

    you rule (that was from me to you not sheep to sheep)
  • Martha Martha

    Mar 10 2008 1:09 AM

    How dare you try to skip the formalities with me. Not since I fell down drunk in the river have I been treated with such hillbilly regard. I may as well be wearing a barrel with shoulder straps. You son of a bitch.

    love,

    Probably Can't Come to Austin for SXSW, but Holding out for a Last Minute Miracle Windfall
  • Gerard Gerard

    Mar 8 2008 10:27 PM