Jon
"Si Non Oscillas Noli Tintinnare"

Male
54 years old
BELLFLOWER, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2008
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     Jon's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Detroit
Body type:5' 8" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:job seeking



Jon dreads the holidays. He just does.

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I’m a guy. A mystery wrapped in an enigma, topped with whimsey, sprinkled with chopped black olives, smothered in melted cheddar. I am a bundle of diverse and eclectic tastes. Among my current and past likes and obsessions have been (and are): Nigella Lawson, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Julie London, finding a perfect plate of curry goat, Cyrano DeBergerac, Beach Party movies, the first five James Bond movies, American popular culture in general, Linda O’Neil, “capping”, Big Band music from the Forties, a good bowl of chili, good beer, pin-up art by Elvgren, the paintings of performers on stage by Degas, the “Road To...” movies starring Bing and Bob, Ernie Kovacs, The Goon Show, My Name Is Earl, the 1960s in general, yadayadayada, etcetera.

I’m from Detroit originally, and moved to Southern California in 1963, been living in Bellflower (the city that time forgot), since 1968. I am single, though not exactly by choice. God, Fate or Circumstance decreed my mate should pass on back in 2002. I have spent a period of time spiraling and flailing after losing her. I’ve got the flailing part under control, and I’ve slowed the spiral. Now, I’m just trying to figure out what to do with the final act of this badly written play that has been my life.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I don’t know. I’m just tossing myself out there to see who or what I may attract.

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Fran





Nov 19 2008 3:37 AM

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~ S M I L E S ~ J O N ~

~FRAN~
jimmypasta





Nov 15 2008 3:47 PM

Jon,
Here is something strange (but wonderful)while "cruising" the Internet:Elvis And Jack Lord Pictures, Images and Photos
jimmypasta





Nov 15 2008 3:16 PM

Jon,
Hey Buddy,Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY! My daughter shares the same one as you! You are one of my few friends on MYSPACE that doesn't have huge plastic tits! See what you can do about that (HA,HA)
Have a good weekend,
JIM
Steve's Crypt





Nov 13 2008 7:30 AM

Three cheers for a glass of Thunderbird, taco-flavored Doritos & Barbara Steele movies!

Thanks for the hilarious photo comment, pal.

Love,
Steve
Steve's Crypt





Nov 11 2008 5:32 AM

Exactly what do you think Venus is ready for?

I'm such a dork, but I still love this silly song.
Fran





Nov 9 2008 5:25 PM

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REALLY Looking Forward To our Friendship ~ JON ~ YOU ARE SO SPECIAL!! ~ Giggles and Wiggles ~
Fran
Ena





Nov 6 2008 7:16 PM

That's awesome!
Steve's Crypt





Nov 4 2008 10:10 AM

Hi, Jon.

I'm about to take a dive down into bed with some little blue knock-out pills (another damn stupid headache), but I wanted to say that there's a giftie winging its way to you from Pat & me via Amazon. A very happy birthday to you, pal. If I were there, I'd buy you a six-pack of your favorite brew and watch you drink it. Failing that, here's a humble little birthday tune, courtesy of some old mates of ours -- complete with a little vintage T & A.

Love you,
Steve
Gothik Pyrates: Nightingale and Arkane





Nov 3 2008 1:59 AM

Nyx





Oct 31 2008 2:35 PM


Cheer up Devil Damn It, It's Halloween! Vampira Lives...she has her own special corner on my Day of the Dead ofrenda this year. Wishing you all the best, Mistah Jon.
Steve's Crypt





Oct 31 2008 2:56 AM

Hey, Jon.

Thanks for all the cool e-mails & the Halloween comment. Tomorrow's the big day & night. It's gonna be another movie marathon, with Pat, Victoria & I throughout Friday evening, then I'll probably be riding solo for the rest of the weekend. Loads & loads of thrills & chills!

If you get a free minute or two, check out the pics I took of the house with the giant spider, very creepy. I talked to the residents briefly, and they said that they were looking for a second gigantic spider to put on the other side of the house, perhaps up on the roof. Very cool, I thought.

Love you, pal.
Steve
Nyx





Oct 31 2008 1:07 AM

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Happy Birthday!
Danno49 & ArchHallJr are one and the same!





Oct 30 2008 10:21 PM

Thank you good sir! Have a scarrific Hallow'ed Eve yosef!
Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid!





Oct 30 2008 6:45 PM

Tanks for the H'ween message, Jon!
Right back at'cha!


Y'er Fire Eating Ghoulish Mermaid,
~Marina~
Beverly - The Gothic Gourmet





Oct 29 2008 10:46 PM



Happy Birthday! May your day be as delicious as you are!

With many small kisses from my Monterey Beach Coffin,
B.
Beverly - The Gothic Gourmet





Oct 27 2008 6:32 AM

sigh

Yes. The Next Food Network Star show is now just another 'reality is not reality' show, yet I post the casting calls along with others that come my way. Myspace friends want me to try again, but you and I know that is not the way for me to go. =^)

Thanks for the comment and for reading. I'll talk to you soon.


B.
Steve's Crypt





Oct 14 2008 11:38 AM

Hey, Jon.

This struck me as an especially devilish idea for a creepy shirt graphic. How can anything soooooo evil be soooooo hot? I want one!!!

Steve
Steve's Crypt





Oct 6 2008 12:00 PM

Hey, Jon...

See what you started? Huh? You see what you did?

Love you,
Steve
jimmypasta





Sep 10 2008 11:43 PM