Mullet and mustache watching, trying to drown myself at the beach, Sports, Honey Roasted Peanuts, scuba diving, screenwriting, basketball, thuggin'...
Watching the "F'n Road Trip!!" and this Schwetty Balls Commercial
Music
Rehab, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Old school rap, MoTown, Bob Marley, Faith No More, Soundgarden, oldies are dope, Camp Lo, OutKast, Rakim, WestSide Connection, Freddie Foxxx, EPMD, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and the legendary Wesley Willis
Movies
DOLEMITE!!, Big Lebowski, UHF, Tommy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, any movie with Richard Pryor, Dumb & Dumber, "Naked Gun" movies...and any of the "Rocky" movies, even Rocky V
Television
"In Living Color" is the greatest show ever..."Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is damn brilliant comedy...."3-South" is a kickass cartoon, "Curb your enthusiasm", "Kids in the Hall", "The Office" takes place in PA biatch!! "Rescue Me", Sixers Bball, Phillies Baseball...and every Football Sunday, I'll be at some sportsbar watching my Kansas City Chiefs...and of couse, "Good Morning Sockland"!!
Good Morning Sockland Ep.1
Never learned to read in college, I knew I forgot somethin'
Saying something pointless
Heroes
Anyone with the balls and class to rock a solid Mustache, people who buy MiniVans for the stylish look, girls who wear 17 lbs of makeup when they go out because the rodeo clown look is "in" this year! Myself because I'm wearing a mustache in this commercial
University Of The Sciences In Philadelphia
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Physical Therapy
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: USP Basketball
1998 to 2003
Northampton Area Shs
Northampton,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Once got caught cheating on an Anatomy test...highlight of my high school career
MURPHY BOYZ ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
www.murphyboyz.com
New Jersey Office
270 Sparta Avenue, Sparta, NJ, 07871
O. 973 702.9000 FAX. 973 702.1550
Los Angeles Office
Management Contact:
Constance Adler Galloway
714 381.6893 e. connie@m
About me:
Northampton is always gonna be home!! Pennsylvania Comedy boy out in Cali...God Bless ya for checkin' out Jonny Loquasto's site...I live in SoCal, the land where breast implants are a common yet economical Graduation gift..This is the OC, but I say that the perfect body, big boobs, and beautiful face are overrated...I mean, ya date 1 girl with a club foot and everyone says you're "Slumming"... So everyone come out and see me be funny so I can continue to spout off stupid jokes...this was a reading from the book of Jonny L
Who I'd like to meet:
Rich people, those who enjoy Comedy and Re-runs of "What's Happening?!"...anyone who likes to watch people tell jokes on a stage..."The Kid from Brooklyn" 'cause he's hilarious...Honest girls who don't play games that will just tell me to "fuck off" right away...definitely Don Rickles, so he could make fun of me...Charles Barkley and the late, great Derrick Thomas
Whats up brotha, How are things? Is that a pet rat I see? Where did ya get it? I breed them! You shoulda hit me up haha. I just had a litter, I've got 16 of the bastards running around.
whats up dude? i happened to notice we have friends in common- i guess the worlds a smaller place than id realized... ill have to stop by and check out your show...
Sith Lords are from the Star Wars trilogy : Senator Palpatine, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Dick Cheney, Bill Gates. They're fucking REAL, Jonny! REAL I tell you!!!
Holler at ya when I get back from Nevada next week, yo.
Great hanging last night, brutha! Good little thing you've got going there. Hope to be a part of it sometime. Keeps it real and keeps in touch. Roy p.s. Sith Lord's are real
