Mullet and mustache watching, trying to drown myself at the beach, Sports, Honey Roasted Peanuts, scuba diving, screenwriting, basketball, thuggin'...
and this Schwetty Balls Commercial
Музыка
Rehab, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Old school rap, MoTown, Bob Marley, Faith No More, Soundgarden, oldies are dope, Camp Lo, OutKast, Rakim, WestSide Connection, Freddie Foxxx, EPMD, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and the legendary Wesley Willis
Фильмы
DOLEMITE!!, Big Lebowski, UHF, Tommy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, any movie with Richard Pryor, Dumb & Dumber, "Naked Gun" movies...and any of the "Rocky" movies, even Rocky V
ТВ
"In Living Color" is the greatest show ever..."Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is damn brilliant comedy...."3-South" is a kickass cartoon, "Curb your enthusiasm", "Kids in the Hall", "The Office" takes place in PA biatch!! "Rescue Me", Sixers Bball, Phillies Baseball...and every Football Sunday, I'll be at some sportsbar watching my Kansas City Chiefs
Книги
Never learned to read in college, I knew I forgot somethin'
Saying something pointless
Кумиры
Anyone with the balls and class to rock a solid Mustache, people who buy MiniVans for the stylish look, girls who wear 17 lbs of makeup when they go out because the rodeo clown look is "in" this year! Myself because I'm wearing a mustache in this commercial
University Of The Sciences In Philadelphia
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Закончил: 2003
Статус студента: Выпускник
Ученая степень: Master's Degree
Специальность: Physical Therapy
Второе образование: Psychology
Клубы: USP Basketball
1998 по 2003
Northampton Area Shs
Northampton,Pennsylvania
Закончил: 1998
Статус студента: Выпускник
Клубы: Once got caught cheating on an Anatomy test...highlight of my high school career
О себе:
Northampton is always gonna be home!! Pennsylvania Comedy boy out in Cali...God Bless ya for checkin' out Jonny Loquasto's site...I live in SoCal, the land where breast implants are a common yet economical Graduation gift..This is the OC, but I say that the perfect body, big boobs, and beautiful face are overrated...I mean, ya date 1 girl with a club foot and everyone says you're "Slumming"... So everyone come out and see me be funny so I can continue to spout off stupid jokes...this was a reading from the book of Jonny L
Я хочу найти:
Rich people, those who enjoy Comedy and Re-runs of "What's Happening?!"...anyone who likes to watch people tell jokes on a stage..."The Kid from Brooklyn" 'cause he's hilarious...Honest girls who don't play games that will just tell me to "fuck off" right away...definitely Don Rickles, so he could make fun of me...Charles Barkley and the late, great Derrick Thomas
Jonny...Hey...can you do me a huge favor and spread the word that this Tuesday
there will be Beatles and Comedy at Brennan's Pub in Marina Del Rey.
It should be a great show. We'd love to have you stop by...and Eva
Miller is booking the comedy acts. I know she'd love to have you in
the show in October.
Hey Jonny...I'm expanding my show at Brennan's Pub in Marina Del Rey on
Tuesdays to include COMEDY. So if you would, please let your comedian
friends in the LA area that would like some stage time at a great venue
know. I'd like to meet with interested comedians this Tuesday 09/22 at
Brennan's. I'm there between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM. Thanks for putting
it out there Man.
What up Kid Yo, Im back in town . Holla at me. Always good 2 see you . Might be performing in E. Strousberg. Hit IUP & Edinboro last year . What U know bout dat???? Fuck Phillies , ( except my man J. Rollins, theflying Hawaiian & Ryan. ) LETS GO METS.
Whats up brotha, How are things? Is that a pet rat I see? Where did ya get it? I breed them! You shoulda hit me up haha. I just had a litter, I've got 16 of the bastards running around.
whats up dude? i happened to notice we have friends in common- i guess the worlds a smaller place than id realized... ill have to stop by and check out your show...
