Jonny the Monkey
Jonny TheMonkey
Jonny the Monkey is the Most Famous Celebrity in all Kazakhstan!

Male
19 years old
Astana Zoo
Kazakhstan



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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    Jonny the Monkey's Interests
GeneralI like smoke cigarette, dress like Humphrey Bogarts, ride motorcycle, act porno film, and throw potato at gypsy.
MusicLike listen to 'Bing Bang' by Korki Butchek.

Also 'The Monkees' singer Davy Crocket with song such as "Gay Dreams Believer" and "Last Tranny to Clarkvilles"

Movies"Planets of the Apes" favorite movie series - both old ones with actor Charlatan Hestons and last movie with antipants model Marky Marks Wahlberg.

Most like the one "Conquest of Planets of the Apes" where big monkey Caesar battle peoples! Great Success!

Also like "King Kong". It was #1 movie in Kazakhstan since release in 1933. Jonny did pornofilm version of this movie called "King Khram".

"Ever Which Ways But Loose" with Clits Eastwood. Orangutan actor so funny, Jonny laugh until poop flow from anoos!

Television"Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp", "The Monkees" with singer Davy Crockets, Gypsy Bingo, and also like watch friend Borat on TV - he a reporter on that dirty Sanchez Baron Cohen show call "Ali G".
BooksLike child classic book "Curiously George" about monkey who have attractings to man in a yellow hat.
HeroesMonkey name Caesar in movie film "Conquest of Planets of the Apes". He fight peoples and then conquer world. I like!

     Jonny the Monkey's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Astana Zoo
Body type:3' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Host Kazakh children TV show & also porno actor
Income:Less than $30,000



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About me:
Wawaweewa! Here is ENN newsy network report about good friend Borat! Is he coming back? It is mystery!

Can also me - Jonny the Monkey - using Kazakhstan's very first webs camera. Niice!

Jonny the Monkey is #1 most famous celebrity in all of Kazakhstan and also favorite televisions star of good friend Borat.

Jonny talk by make 'hand sign language' to gypsy assistant Batyr, who teached signing languages to Jonny while they share cage at Astana Zoo. Batyr was there for commit of bake bagel - but lucky to only get jail time... because in recent years that crime be changed to death sentence, usually by lethal injections of battery acid in anoos.

Gypsy assistant Batyr types exactly what Jonny 'sign language' to him when want to make posting on internet tubes, just like gorilla "Koko" who can make signings too (Jonny want to have sexy time romance withs her!).

Who I'd like to meet:
Koko Lady gorilla who language sign like Jonny. She old but still want make sexy time romance inside her. Wa Wa WEE Wa!

Also want meet Charlatan Hestons. He afraid of monkey and ape who ride on horsesback with rifle, because he know what coming... we will conquers the world!

That the reason Mr. Hestons be premier of National Rifling Associates and want every persons to own a gun... for fight monkeys on horse.

But we will crush him!

UPDATE! Charlatan Hestons is dead. Jonny did not kill him.

Here is good friend Borat on TV show "Saturday Nights Life". Later in videofilm you can also see Jonny & Batyr. Great success!

Can also be Facebooking friend to mine gypsy assistant Batyr by make click here !

Clicks here to join Facebook's Jonny the Monkey fanny page !

Go here to make visit on Jonny the Monkey official web sight !

NEW! Make click here to follow Jonny's Twitters Tweet. Is Niice !


   Jonny the Monkey's Friend Space (Top 9)
Jonny the Monkey has 117 friends.
 Borat 


 Azamat Bagatov 


 Brigitta 


 MICHELLE 


 RUPE 


 China Cat Sunflower 


 mo "night hawk" dizzle 


 :.☆21YOMiiSOGYNiiC☆:(rofl) 


 Jamie Conway 





Jonny the Monkey's Friends Comments
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May 25 2009 1:40 AM

Jonny, thank to very much for leaving comment on MeSpaces page, it even make my chrum a little excite!

My boss (who is beat me like gypsy every other Good Friday of Golden Harvest Season) tell me that we need to put your friend Borat's number one single 'Anamog-Zrobich Donovon (In My Country There Is Problem)' into our current rotation.

You can please post to your MeSpaces page for us to promote, and i swear on eyes of my second-born childs Biltok that Nation of EagleHawk will see Blue-ray disco format in all store by end of 2015.

We make deal, yes?

Chenquei, my little furry friends!

( :

Sincerely Sign,

Shoe-RONICS
Z-BoY FrEsHH! Up iN HerE!





May 23 2009 6:38 PM

Jagshemash, Jonny the Monkey!
I am very exsite to be your friend. Thanks for the add. Its Nice! !HIGH FIVE! I can't wait too see your friend sasha's film
"Bruno".
♥*MiLe HiGh-HeeLEd MaRy♫*





May 18 2009 3:29 AM

hi johnny the monkey why don't i just marry you so you can fly for free..and possibly i will come live in kazastan wit u one day..that is if im lucky enough for you to love me!!
MICHELLE





May 15 2009 8:01 PM

jonny!

i am so glad you still think of those nights. but you need to keep your phenis smoothe. have you tried the grease monkey lube? it comes in banana flavour.

i will send you some. so we can have more sexytime fun!

i didn't know friends were taken from borat. how can i help?

all my love-
michelle
MICHELLE





May 15 2009 5:00 PM

jonny my little love-
it has been so long, but what fond memories i have of you and our long evenings together...

forever yours,
michelle
Mr.Wreckless 1™





May 14 2009 5:35 AM

hey what happened to borat?
romana (aka. Kazumi)





Apr 30 2009 7:28 PM

thanks for the request!

have a nice week-end!

love,romana
GrimM Reaper





Mar 24 2009 10:10 AM

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Hope you are having a fully awesome week! xoxo
GrimM Reaper





Feb 17 2009 11:37 PM

Hi! Thank you for the electronic letter. I like you, do you like me? I like to make proclamations and chitchat.
My name a Carol but you can call me Sally Pepsi!!
China Cat Sunflower





Feb 16 2009 3:33 PM

Jonny I miss you...

I need a hug!
Chris!





Feb 14 2009 6:35 AM

Wawaweewa! Thank you very much for your input, Jonny the Monkey.
You keep having the great success number one! :D
Connor





Feb 6 2009 6:49 AM

hello
ivan





Jan 22 2009 1:18 AM

Jaghemash to you! I appreciate your writings on my myspace page.
Please send enclosed bag of pubi's from my pet sea lion, Yagr, to BOrat and Korki Buzcek. I like to listen to his great success we call music. It's nice!



Have a nice day.


Ivan
**tom**





Jan 12 2009 7:04 PM

hello johnny. u need not thank me for being ur new myspace friend, as i am feeling very happy to be one of the few people on myspace who have a monkey who is obviously very smart as my friend.

some advice for u my friend, if u want them to reveal the location of their pot of gold, u must first tempt him to gifts. unfortunately they do not take well to pubis but i do recomend a large helping of guinness. enough of that and they will be giving u all the gold u wish for.

many thanks again for allowing me the great success of being myspace friends.
keep up the good work and make sure ur gyspy doesnt leave his cage too much
RUPE





Jan 12 2009 5:02 PM

johnny, my main monkey--how are things? I just lost my job and was thinking about getting into porno films makings--any tips for a newcomer? Willing to do anything but gypsies! *high five*
3I..\/1$ ™





Jan 12 2009 4:33 PM

Ahahah thats Verry Nicee my gipsy friend.
i like how you move
Jessica Smith





Jan 12 2009 3:25 AM

hello my new friend =]
how are you?
:.☆21YOMiiSOGYNiiC☆:(rofl)





Jan 11 2009 11:53 PM

Greetings, my monkey friend, lmao. As you can see, I am a genuine chocolate face *no makeup*, lmao... straight from U.S.and A!! Juss wanted to show ur page some Alaskan love and say thanks for the add. Take care.
3I..\/1$ ™





Jan 11 2009 11:20 PM

Jagshemash, i welcome you gipsy, currently im makin romance explosion in my wifes anus, its Verry Nicee.
Kane D Goreson from Winners n sinners™





Dec 29 2008 9:48 PM

Thanks for being a friend in space !

You liked this? You did !
There is more on our other pages,
(the first pages on this page)
feel free to request if you haven't yet
and leave some heat if you like.
Let us know what you think if you want to.
Keep doing what you do and
stay Jonny the Monkey,
but you know this allready.

Kane D Goreson.

We are all winners and sinners,
the balance is now,
The key is gratitude.
No fear,no keeps.



Have a great week !
And the best wishes for the new.......2009 !

OnePeace !
MICHELLE





Dec 24 2008 7:41 AM

happy holidays to you my little monkey
boy.

i miss you. must get together to exchange gifts, if you know what i mean.

much love and hugs-
xoxox
michelle

p.s. please tell batyr to behave. okay, i will give him a kiss. fine.
MICHELLE





Nov 25 2008 7:08 PM

jonny, my love monkey!

so happy to hear from you. i thought you ran away with one of your sexy lady friends.

let's keep touching, wait, i mean let's keep in touch....

yours always!
Michelle
RUPE





Nov 14 2008 6:56 PM

johnny the monkey--i had wicked charleton heston killed; just for you*high five*! Holidays are approahing--how will celebrate the season of the hawk--drink, smoke, sexy time? All three; why not!
Brigitta





Aug 20 2008 9:36 PM

I miss you Jonny and Batyr <3. I really do, I always had a good laugh.
Come back or say hi!
Alex Day





Jul 8 2008 5:51 PM

Is batyr sleepy?
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