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Jonny the Monkey

			"Jonny the Monkey is the Most Famous Celebrity in all Kazakhstan!" Male 18 years old Astana Zoo , Kazakhstan Last Login: 6/19/2008

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Jonny the Monkey's Interests

General	I like smoke cigarette, dress like Humphrey Bogarts, ride motorcycle, act porno film, and throw potato at gypsy.
Music	Like listen to 'Bing Bang' by Korki Butchek. Also 'The Monkees' singer Davy Crocket with song such as "Gay Dreams Believer" and "Last Tranny to Clarkvilles"
Movies	"Planets of the Apes" favorite movie series - both old ones with actor Charlatan Hestons and last movie with antipants model Marky Marks Wahlberg. Most like the one "Conquest of Planets of the Apes" where big monkey Caesar battle peoples! Great Success! Also like "King Kong". It was #1 movie in Kazakhstan since release in 1933, and also of course like Jonny the Monkey porno version call "King Khram". "Ever Which Ways But Loose" with Clits Eastwood. Orangutan actor so funny, Jonny laugh until poop flow from anoos!
Television	"Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp", "The Monkees" with singer Davy Crockets, Gypsy Bingo, and also like watch friend Borat on TV - he a reporter on that dirty Sanchez Baron Cohen show call "Ali G".
Books	Like child classic book "Curiously George" about monkey who have attractings to man in a yellow hat.
Heroes	Monkey name Caesar in movie film "Conquest of Planets of the Apes". He fight peoples and then conquer world. I like!

Jonny the Monkey's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Hometown:	Astana Zoo
Body type:	3' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Occupation:	Host Kazakh children TV show & also porno actor
Income:	Less than $30,000

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Jonny the Monkey is #1 most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan and also favorite televisions star of good friend Borat.

Jonny talk by make 'hand sign' to gypsy assistant Batyr, who teached signing languages to Jonny while they share cage at Astana Zoo. Batyr crime for be there was to bake bagel - but lucky to only get jail time. In recent years that crime be changed to death sentence, usually by lethal injections of battery acid in anoos.

Gypsy assistant Batyr type exactly what Jonny language sign him with hands when make posting on internet tubes, just like gorilla "Koko" who can make signings too (Jonny want to have sexy time romance inside her)!

Jonny star in many pornos for Kazakh Movilefilm Studios. Newest called "Squirrels Gone Wild" where me make sexy times with beautiful womans dress like small woodland creature, lady squirrel monkey, and also actual squirrel!

Why not? She like to having nuts in her mouth!

Who I'd like to meet:
Koko Lady gorilla who language sign like Jonny. She old but still want make sexy time romance inside her. Wa Wa WEE Wa!

Also want meet Charlatan Hestons. He afraid of monkey and ape who ride on horsesback with rifle, because he know what coming... we will conquers the world!

That the reason Mr. Hestons be premier of National Rifling Associates and want every persons to own a gun... for fight monkeys on horse.

But we will crush him!

UPDATE! Charlatan Hestons is dead. Jonny did not kill him.

Jonny the Monkey's Friend Space (Top 11)

Jonny the Monkey has 64 friends.

Borat

Azamat Bagatov

Brigitta

MICHELLE

RUPE

Tabi Dawn

erika

mo-dizzle [BtHD]

Lucasz

Jamie Conway

Gregg

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MICHELLE	May 21 2008 10:12 AM yes, brigsy is still here! come on out to play, jonny. high five sexy time for all! love- michelle
Brigitta	May 19 2008 7:05 PM I will tickle your paws and pull your tail. I will tease you silly monkey, where they hiding you? You know "they" :). Hows it going? Come say hi!
MICHELLE	May 9 2008 7:10 AM jonny- hug what time are you coming over? brigitatas and i have something special for you at my house. bring cage for batyr. he freaks me out sometimes, jonny! love to you- Michelle
Brigitta	Apr 28 2008 11:41 PM Hey Jonny. I Am writing to you from sunny and fun LA. I am having a blast. Why are you not here? Are you not the greatest celebrity ever? Or are you in hiding? Michelle and I miss you. You are a sexy ball of fur. Sexytime highfive.
MICHELLE	Apr 19 2008 10:33 PM Jonny- i am sorry that i've not kept in touch. i hope you are well. brigitta is coming to visit me next week. Are you available to hang out with us? ;) All my monkey love to you! xoxo Michelle
Brigitta	Mar 25 2008 10:00 PM Jonny you always make me laugh. You need your own book! Forget Borat, Jonny is number 1. Always my monkey friend!
Alex Day	Mar 25 2008 5:57 PM Hi Jonny Thanks for being my friend. Sorry to hear about old jonny. His head getting caught in filtration system and it exploding. I hope people don't swim in the solid waste. I hope you stay away from scary stunts. You should still throw potato on gypsys. Its funny! One juggler lady at my work. I wanted to throw potato at the back of her head. I found a mate for you Jonny. Her name is janet and she has the hots for you. Look she even has toffy for you. BYE!
///M	Mar 18 2008 6:45 AM Thanks! I'm glad you are having so much fun!
Brigitta	Mar 17 2008 7:09 PM hugs I went to Facespaces and I got so scared. I did not see you there. I also got ready with thong and peekaboo bra this time! I was ready to plow fields naked! and to be married without my will like Borat and Pamela! What romance! Woow! On brighter notice! I am excited anyways! I will be going to LA soon! :D! I will take lots of pictures!
///M	Mar 10 2008 2:23 AM Hello Jonny! What's up? any news? has the water been changed in the pool? any war with the assholes?
MICHELLE	Mar 4 2008 11:48 AM Jagshemash! How have you been, my naughty little monkey? Lots of love! Michelle
erika	Feb 14 2008 10:20 AM omg! i love you jonny!!! of course i will be your valentine this year, along with the other girls out there to get you!!! haha!!! thanks for the greeting!
Jamie Conway	Feb 7 2008 9:30 AM What's new with you Jonny? Any new and exciting movie shoots coming up in the future?
Borat	Jan 27 2008 10:40 PM
Tabi Dawn	Jan 23 2008 8:41 AM I miss u Jonny! XOXO
Jamie Conway	Jan 8 2008 6:50 AM Jonny, Did you come to the U S & A and place a POTATO under my Pillow? I smelled something last night and it was a molding Potato that appeared to have been there since Christmas??? The Molding Potato resembled Jew Woman Vagine... Smell same too... My friend Ruperts said...
Paul Semi	Jan 8 2008 5:16 AM Keep up the good work ;p wawawewa!
erika	Jan 4 2008 4:48 PM hi jonny!!! thanks for putting me as one of your top friends! i love your pic in borat's book.. your are cute and very sexy, lolz.. hopeto see you in person someday, hahah!!! mwaaaahhh!!!!!!
RUPE	Jan 3 2008 1:49 PM jonny, Hope you had a festiv time "following the hawk" this holiday season! What did you do for New Years(let me guess: drink, smoke, sexytime--why not,is good) HIGH FIVE
Brigitta	Dec 25 2007 11:28 AM Merry Christmas, Jonny & Batyr :)
DJ Ola's Kool Kitchen	Dec 24 2007 12:24 PM Greetings and Salutations Jonny the Monkey, I want to wish you a Happy Holidays. Myspace Chistmas Comments & Graphics Keep the music eclectic and Festive season electric! To Celebrate Ola's Kool Kitchen 8 Podcast is available now at http://www.radionowhere.org/Podcast.htm and at iTunes >http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=211531875 I love to mix and match genres cause great music has no boundaries! Featuring Colossus The Most Misophone My First Tooth Regards, DJ Ola
Tabi Dawn	Dec 19 2007 8:42 AM Jonny if you don't have Christmas plans you're welcome here with us
Jamie Conway	Dec 13 2007 6:56 AM The Top 15 Hard-To-Find Toys michael rodney	Dec 5 2007 12:05 PM I'm with Rupe. Jonny needs to run for President. I'm sure you could win over voters with your international prestige and suave charisma. You may be this country's only chance at world wide acceptance. Please consider this jonny!
RUPE	Dec 3 2007 12:33 PM jonny, Just curious if you had thought about getting into politics? Election season is kicking up and i think the U.S. and A is ready for for a primate president! Think about it-you way cooler than the front runners and you won't take any shit from gypsies or jews! Just a thought! Think about it and let me know (you would be a way better actor turned politicaian than arnold Schwartzeneger and ronyy ray-gun). JONNY FOR PRESIDENT 2008
Tabi Dawn	Nov 28 2007 8:27 AM Thanks little guy. Appreciate it.
Tabi Dawn	Nov 27 2007 7:07 AM Jonny don't pay attention to Jamie. It was totally consensual, I would never harm monkey... You come see me sometime, yes?
Jamie Conway	Nov 26 2007 5:50 AM Yes, me and Rupe are very good pals and TABI too. You must watch out for her though she once raped a spider monkey! I have investigated KOKO and she has had relations with foreign creature from outer space we refer to as a CAT.
Tabi Dawn	Nov 23 2007 2:11 PM Thanks Jonny, we all welcome you anytime. You funny little monkey you
Gez	Nov 23 2007 6:21 AM Hi Jonny, plez post more footage from your color moviefilms that inklude liqvid exploshons on myspeces here. Hi5! Also, I really like to do musik for your films. I play my organ. Will akcept 11.000 tenges or the equivalent in gypsy pubis. Regardses.
MICHELLE	Nov 21 2007 11:25 AM jonny! hello. Stopping by to let you know I'm thinking of you. Please ask Batyr to stop crank calling me. I hear is naughty, dirty breath on the other end of phone. Not other end like anoos!!!! haha Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Batyr must cook for you. Some vegetarian feast along with some dancers for your watching pleasure. Ciao, jonny! yours, Michelle
RUPE	Nov 21 2007 5:31 AM johnny monkey, thanks you for add in myspace! I can believe number one celeb is freind now! Good luck sexytime with KOKO!
///M	Nov 20 2007 1:00 PM Jonny! Is the writer's strike over? I hope you are having great success and much sexytime with your new movie! (p.s.) FedEx me some gypsy tears please! -Davids
Lucasz	Nov 12 2007 6:16 PM I thank you very much for your message translated by your gypsy assistant Batyr. It must be very convenient to have your own gypsy assistant around so that you can harvest his tears for protection against the demons found inside the vagines of those dirty squirrels and Koko the gorilla.
erika	Nov 12 2007 3:05 PM hi johnny the monkey!!!! thanks sooo much for the comment.. i must say, wawaweeeewaaa!!! you are a hot monkey yourself!!! you are a stud!!! i would love to come to your country... i will start looking where i can practice plowing here so that i will already be very good when i get there!!! :D don't have to get me a cage!!! that's so sweet of you!!! we can make romance explosion anytime and how many times you want and i can leave when you're sick and tired of me anymore!!! haha!!! take care jonny! always stay cool and handsome!!!
Zach Laliberte	Nov 12 2007 9:37 AM I would love to make music for your porno. Let me know how long it's going to be... I suspect it will be VERY long. Key elements: Names of actors & Actresses, Names of Characters & woodland Creatures, Time Period & Desired Thematic Undertone. Get back to me. Zach Laliberte: 4,380,621 most famous musician in all of Chicago.
mo-dizzle [BtHD]	Nov 9 2007 11:11 AM Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan you are the best!!!!
///M	Nov 6 2007 5:52 PM I love your films Jonny! Two questions First, do you think the old jonny was plotted by the uzbeks on that motorcycle? Second, why does the glorious nation have so many nuclear pubis plants? is the precious red pubis not enough?
MICHELLE	Nov 5 2007 4:46 PM jonny! Rock on my naughty porno Monkey. I support you and love you! xoxoxoxox Michelle
Jonny the Monkey	Nov 5 2007 10:26 AM FYI, here is what me write to Abulkhairs about hims comment below... --------- Jaggshemash, Abulkhairs! This be a Jonny the Monkey again. You writes on mine Myspaces wall: "are u a real kazakh or just an average american dickhead who doesn't know about kazakhstan." Me not sure who this average american nameded 'Richard Head' be, but can make assuring that Jonny definites a Kazakh... If you were from my country would instant be recognizing me, since host popular children TV show on Kazakh channel 2 and also star in movie film "Transsibirskiy Ekspress" plus many other adults movie. Plus know rare trivial informations about Kazakhstan such as most famous singer be "Korki Butchek", tallest structure in country = Astana water tower, and red pubis harvest be more valuable than diamonds. Jonny also featured in new touristic guidings book written by Borat on page 49 where talk about Kazakh movie theaters. If want make any more chatter about Kazakhstan, please send writings. Chenquieh.
Abulkhair	Nov 3 2007 8:33 AM Agshemash Jonny the Monkey You are damn right we have to kill them first so get rid of that monkey on yo shoulder.
Abulkhair	Nov 2 2007 2:24 PM are u a real kazakh or just an average american dickhead who doesn't know about kazakhstan.
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