I like smoke cigarette, dress like Humphrey Bogarts, ride motorcycle, act porno film, and throw potato at gypsy.
Music
Like listen to 'Bing Bang' by Korki Butchek.
Also 'The Monkees' singer Davy Crocket with song such as "Gay Dreams Believer" and "Last Tranny to Clarkvilles"
Movies
"Planets of the Apes" favorite movie series - both old ones with actor Charlatan Hestons and last movie with antipants model Marky Marks Wahlberg.
Most like the one "Conquest of Planets of the Apes" where big monkey Caesar battle peoples! Great Success!
Also like "King Kong". It was #1 movie in Kazakhstan since release in 1933. Jonny did pornofilm version of this movie called "King Khram".
"Ever Which Ways But Loose" with Clits Eastwood.
Orangutan actor so funny, Jonny laugh until poop flow from anoos!
Television
"Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp", "The Monkees" with singer Davy Crockets, Gypsy Bingo, and also like watch friend Borat on TV - he a reporter on that dirty Sanchez Baron Cohen show call "Ali G".
Books
Like child classic book "Curiously George" about monkey who have attractings to man in a yellow hat.
Heroes
Monkey name Caesar in movie film "Conquest of Planets of the Apes". He fight peoples and then conquer world. I like!
Jonny the Monkey's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
Astana Zoo
Body type:
3' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Occupation:
Host Kazakh children TV show & also porno actor
Income:
Less than $30,000
Jonny the Monkey is in your extended network view more
About me: Wawaweewa! Here is ENN newsy network report about good friend Borat! Is he coming back? It is mystery!
Can also me - Jonny the Monkey - using Kazakhstan's very first webs camera. Niice!
Jonny the Monkey is #1 most famous celebrity in all of Kazakhstan and also favorite televisions star of good friend Borat.
Jonny talk by make 'hand sign language' to gypsy assistant Batyr, who teached signing languages to Jonny while they share cage at Astana Zoo. Batyr was there for commit of bake bagel - but lucky to only get jail time... because in recent years that crime be changed to death sentence, usually by lethal injections of battery acid in anoos.
Gypsy assistant Batyr types exactly what Jonny 'sign language' to him when want to make posting on internet tubes, just like gorilla "Koko" who can make signings too (Jonny want to have sexy time romance withs her!).
Who I'd like to meet: Koko Lady gorilla who language sign like Jonny. She old but still want make sexy time romance inside her. Wa Wa WEE Wa!
Also want meet Charlatan Hestons. He afraid of monkey and ape who ride on horsesback with rifle, because he know what coming... we will conquers the world!
That the reason Mr. Hestons be premier of National Rifling Associates and want every persons to own a gun... for fight monkeys on horse.
But we will crush him!
UPDATE! Charlatan Hestons is dead. Jonny did not kill him.
Here is good friend Borat on TV show "Saturday Nights Life". Later in videofilm you can also see Jonny & Batyr. Great success!
Hi6 Jonny ! iM happy to report HOMO-Monkeys will be soon ready to replace Cleaning Ladies + Baby & Dog Sitters! iM - myself a great fan of this useful & economic & pls note : erotic service ! If U do not have yet a 'Profile HOMO-Monkey Training Courses' in Astana ZOO - iM willing to invent them! Pls note : Our Green Power ORGy is specializing in finding a profound place for Animals in our modern society! Our progressive activity withs a focus on Monkeys Education have found already an enthusiastic fit back in many ZOO's all over the world ! Our advanced program is working on replacing both sexes prostitutes withs depilated HOMO-Monkeys, but pls note : it is hard work in progress for there is still a lots of HOMO-Sapiens willing to do that job ! Anyways, Below iM posting some of our proud 'Training Group' Masters - candidates for the ' HOMO-Monkey' Award !
Hi Jonny, very sexy to see u rePlay. Dziekuje bardzo.
( But how could u be locked ! - Jonny! u are TheMonkey! - u must 'finish' zoo keeper ! )
anyways ... I relax in my cage today & watch some soft pornofilms with u play Jonny & your friends Borat & Tom - very nice ! great relax , really ! but no khram - why ? do u shy ?
Hi Jonny , very much thank u for ADD me. If u want to make hand relief on my profile please say in advance so I can shave my bullocks sandras.
To make friends with u I stilled on internet this song , it is for u , forgive me there was a very nice dick on the cover but Tom will still it and it is very much heart from me to u. : "sexy girl sleeping girl on girl vidoes boys looking for girls met art girls in the snowoutstanding teenager pageantdallas cowboy girlsprostate homemade stimulatormarrice lynch girl beautiful care guyftv girl squirting videosteen girl cheerleaderyoutube interesting animal factsoriental teen wife2 girls 69ingnake"
If u like me very much too , after u look me please buy for me this fox. Dziekuje .
Jonny, thank to very much for leaving comment on MeSpaces page, it even make my chrum a little excite!
My boss (who is beat me like gypsy every other Good Friday of Golden Harvest Season) tell me that we need to put your friend Borat's number one single 'Anamog-Zrobich Donovon (In My Country There Is Problem)' into our current rotation.
You can please post to your MeSpaces page for us to promote, and i swear on eyes of my second-born childs Biltok that Nation of EagleHawk will see Blue-ray disco format in all store by end of 2015.
Jagshemash, Jonny the Monkey! I am very exsite to be your friend. Thanks for the add. Its Nice! !HIGH FIVE! I can't wait too see your friend sasha's film "Bruno".
hi johnny the monkey why don't i just marry you so you can fly for free..and possibly i will come live in kazastan wit u one day..that is if im lucky enough for you to love me!!
i am so glad you still think of those nights. but you need to keep your phenis smoothe. have you tried the grease monkey lube? it comes in banana flavour.
i will send you some. so we can have more sexytime fun!
i didn't know friends were taken from borat. how can i help?
Hi! Thank you for the electronic letter. I like you, do you like me? I like to make proclamations and chitchat. My name a Carol but you can call me Sally Pepsi!!
Jaghemash to you! I appreciate your writings on my myspace page. Please send enclosed bag of pubi's from my pet sea lion, Yagr, to BOrat and Korki Buzcek. I like to listen to his great success we call music. It's nice!
hello johnny. u need not thank me for being ur new myspace friend, as i am feeling very happy to be one of the few people on myspace who have a monkey who is obviously very smart as my friend.
some advice for u my friend, if u want them to reveal the location of their pot of gold, u must first tempt him to gifts. unfortunately they do not take well to pubis but i do recomend a large helping of guinness. enough of that and they will be giving u all the gold u wish for.
many thanks again for allowing me the great success of being myspace friends. keep up the good work and make sure ur gyspy doesnt leave his cage too much
johnny, my main monkey--how are things? I just lost my job and was thinking about getting into porno films makings--any tips for a newcomer? Willing to do anything but gypsies! *high five*
Greetings, my monkey friend, lmao. As you can see, I am a genuine chocolate face *no makeup*, lmao... straight from U.S.and A!! Juss wanted to show ur page some Alaskan love and say thanks for the add. Take care.
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