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Kristopher Tinkle

		CD RELEASE PARTY AT SAN JOSE IMPROV THURSDAY NOV 12!!! HIT ME UP TO BE ON THE GUEST LIST!!! Male 90 years old SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 11/27/2009

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www.myspace.com/ktinkle

Kristopher Tinkle's Comedian Bio

Bio	This was a real cool project I put together. I am a huge boxing/UFC fan. This is the live comedy/interview show with Professional UFC fighter Jon Fitch at the San Jose Improv. (Steel Cage Comedy Night) In the first part Jon explains what it’s like to be knocked out. check out the other parts too.

Kristopher Tinkle's Interests

Music	OOH MAMA. Pearl Jam, Sigur Ros, Damien Rice, Tool, Rage, Thousands of hours of near queer 80's love songs on my hard drive
Movies	Die Hard, Memento, Infernal Affairs. Those 3 at the top of my head. Any movie that has heart, brains and a budget smaller than $50 million.
Television	Forensic files,Dog the bounty hunter (I really want to party with that guy)comedy central (sometimes)Dinner for FiveSports Night*
Books	recently read Motley Crue "the dirt" Book absolutely rules. A fan of anything by Howard Zinn. Just read Freakonomics and thought it was awesome.
Heroes	All black people.
Groups:	NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Hot Urban Nights, Firefly: Nothing like it in the verse, Comedians - Best Jokes, Armed Forces Entertainment Support Group View All Kristopher Tinkle's Groups

Kristopher Tinkle's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Modesto, ca The "MO"
Body type:	5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	stand up comic
Income:	$100,000 to $150,000

Kristopher Tinkle's Companies

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Kristopher Tinkle's Clips

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Kris Tinkle live at the improv

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Plays: 3472
Comments: 15

Upcoming Gigs

Nov 18 2009

8:00P

UC Berkeley *Headlining Laugh Your Axe Off*

Nov 20 2009

8:00P

*ALMOST AWESOME* Hometown CD Release Party* Fat Cat Modesto

Nov 22 2009

9:00P

Crow’s Nest in Santa Cruz

Dec 1 2009

8:00P

San Francisco Punhcline (Headlining)

Dec 3 2009

8:00P

Lewd and Crude Comedy Sacramento Punchline

Dec 8 2009

8:00P

Steel Cage Comedy with Strikeforce Light Weight Champion Josh Thomson San Jose Improv !!!!

Dec 17 2009

8:00P

w/ TOM ARNOLD!!! San Jose Improv *Special Event*

Dec 18 2009

8:00P

w/ TOM ARNOLD!!! San Jose Improv *Special Event*

Dec 18 2009

10:00P

w/ TOM ARNOLD!!! San Jose Improv *Special Event*

Dec 19 2009

7:00P

w/ TOM ARNOLD!!! San Jose Improv *Special Event*

Dec 19 2009

9:00P

w/ TOM ARNOLD!!! San Jose Improv *Special Event*

Dec 20 2009

8:00P

Holiday Show Co-Headlining with Jacob Sirof San Jose Improv

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Kristopher Tinkle's Blurbs

About me:
I am a stand up comic based out of San Francisco. The past 6 or 7 years have been a whirlwind. Here are some highlights... Went to Iraq and Kuwait for a USO tour for the troops w/ Kevin Avery and David Alan Grier.* Best Learning experience of my life in all aspects* Watched a friend nearly get beat down on stage by the star running back of the Oakland Raiders. I sat and did nothing* Performed sold out shows at the Great American Hall with the Howard Stern Crew* Drank a pint glass 3/4 full of Jagermeister on stage in Modesto to a huge ovation* Had to be carried out of the club* Nearly booed off stage at one of the sold out shows with the Howard Stern crew* Once on stage I watched a deaf interpreter swing his hands in the air when I yelled Hurricane of Dicks * Almost died in a car wreck coming home from a medical marijuana benefit by a dude driving the wrong way on the freeway* Taught a comedy class for high school students. Special guests were Louis CK and Dave Chappelle. Two huge class acts* Heckled by a really drunk girl at a sold out show at Cobb's comedy club* Dated her for 6 months* Helped write jokes for the Pamela Anderson roast on Comedy Central* Had a girl sing Mariah Carey in my ear after a show*Had to limp out of the bar with a chubby afterwards* Overheard my mom trying to tell my "Hurricane of Dicks" joke to one of her friends on the telephone *Went to Japan and Okinawa to perform comedy. I had the Bootie Douche and I did not care for it* Pulled an awesome prank on a live newscast with one of my best friends and one of my favorite headliner comics* Quite possibly burned a few bridges in the process* Went to an underground Drum and bass club in Philly and actually danced Krunk style * Had to limp out of the bar with a chubby afterwards* Bobby Slayton called me Monkey Boy* Joined myspace to promote my comedy. My friend joined it to meet chicks* I have met cool comedy friends, he went out with a girl that ended up having a dick* Fortunate enough to be on stage with girls showing their titties at one of the Howard Stern shows* Called a girl a bitch on stage*It turned out it was her birthday. She started it *Performed at a strip club and ended up with $46 scattered on the stage in tips. Unfortunately I had to crawl on the stage and pick up all the money*Lit a bathroom on fire in my hotel with another comic. An accident but still cool nonetheless* Paul Mooney called me funny white boy* My answering machine broke and cut off/erased (forever) a very important message left by a semi-famous movie actor/comic* Laid on the ground after wards screaming WHY GOD WHY?* Met and was given props by Robin Williams* Killed in front of my family and friends* Bombed Horribly in front of my family and Friends* To Be Continued...

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Kristopher Tinkle's Friends Comments

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The real MADD MIKE!!!	Nov 21 2009 8:34 AM I'm sitting at your show right now. You are one funny as fuck!!
Tonya	Sep 19 2009 5:30 PM I'm inviting you to my birthday party on the 19th in Modesto.. but I see you have a show (of course) but of course you're still invited anyway. Love ya, Tonya P. Sexuality
Anneliese	Aug 22 2009 5:13 AM HI there!! Miss you. Saw our old prom photo and couldn't help but laughing at how silly it looked. Glad to see you are doing well for yourself. Take Care!
Rusty	Aug 12 2009 3:48 PM Kill It Doctor, Kill It.
Pizzdoff	Aug 12 2009 9:12 AM Tink I am wasted and I still remember you. Hey bro, cocks have but one meaning (makin eggs) Trader joes crew 4 life . holla back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Altadonna	Aug 12 2009 2:58 AM Great Show The Other Day! Your A Funny Little Bitch!
Rob F. Martinez	Jul 22 2009 8:04 PM Happy BDAY Tinkle! Look forward to seeing you live in LA @ BLUE GOOSE LOUNGE on 7/28. 5201 W. Sunset Blvd. Hollywood, CA
MEBARIA הלך אל ארץ הקודש!	Jul 20 2009 4:03 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Dave	Jul 20 2009 2:47 AM Happy Birthday Kris!
Lotus Photo	Jul 19 2009 4:29 PM Happy Birthday!
LASTORM	Jul 19 2009 6:14 PM Love & Peace, Hurricane
Katt & Randy	Jul 19 2009 3:51 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! See you tonight at the Punchline!
Austin	Jul 18 2009 6:12 AM hey wats up dude?? u comming home for yourbirthday?
Pammy	Jul 16 2009 5:53 PM Happy Birthday Funny Man!!!
Dave McRae	Jul 16 2009 1:34 AM Dude! Happy early birthday! I'm down in LA now, so get me the info on the LA gigs and I'll come out!
Katt & Randy	Jul 8 2009 9:31 PM We miss you Kris! We can't wait to see you again! YOU AWESOME FUNNY MAN YOU!
Sarah	Jul 1 2009 4:08 PM busy busy busy! Wow:)
Sarah	May 31 2009 5:58 AM How is/was Sacramento?
AmirCat Malekpour	May 26 2009 11:37 PM
Louis Katz	May 4 2009 4:35 PM every time you pop up in this video, i laugh...
NateJames.tv	Apr 19 2009 8:34 PM Kick ass tonight bro! i'll be there!
Lotus Photo	Apr 14 2009 6:59 PM Thanks for the add, I hope to see you perform in Chicago sometime!
ANGELO DOMINICK	Apr 10 2009 5:35 PM CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
jon	Mar 31 2009 9:58 PM its a real phenomenon Tinkle.. Millions of sluts all over america are affected.
Elaina Maxwell™	Mar 13 2009 5:39 AM as always you are hilarious :) how you been??! ib back fighting in april in sac, if you can make it :) hit up trish 4 tix if you're avail on 04/25

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