JennaSaki: Throat - With beauty that causes all to fall madly in love with her, JennaSaki is the sensei and alpha female of Kung Fu Dykes. JennaSaki is a master of all known and unknown forms of martial arts. She has the ability to levitate and she can move faster than light. JennaSaki has never lost a fight and she has made love to over a billion women. JennaSaki's vocals are more powerful than a typhoon and her tongue and wit are razor sharp!
RikkiLee the Massive: Guitars - The most hideously disfigured of the Dykes, RikkiLee is the powerhouse of the trio. RikkiLee the Massive has the strength of 1,000 oxen and she cannot get drunk. RikkiLee the Massive can also dismember and throw any part of her body with atom splitting force and accuracy. She's a 700th degree black belt of the drunken nun and dragon queen styles of super kung fu. RikkiLee the Massive's guitar makes the earth split whenever she plays!
KenChan: Bass guitar/drum programmer - KenChan is the caretaker of the Dykes. Because of an obsessive compulsive personality, KenChan has got to kick the crap out of an adversary five times everytime. She can spit acidic vomit on the enemy and can also shoot flames a thousand feet out of any orifice. Kenchan is an expert of the ninja whore style bionic karate and she is skilled in the forgotten art of flaming rainbow Chinese black magic. KenChan's bass is so loud it makes the deaf hear again!
Influences
Bad Brains, D.R.I, The Cro-Mags, Metallica (old), The Misfits, GWAR, Kiss, Ministry, Agnostic Front, Slayer, Night Wish, Minor Threat, Tilt, Vice Squad, Luna Chicks
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From secret temples hidden deep underneath the Oceana Naval Base in Virginia Beach come the most mesmerizing women in rock KUNG FU DYKES!
Born during a forgotten dynasty when fire and death spewed from the earth, three lesbians were miraculously transformed into the gorgeously disfigured rock superstars JennaSaki, RikkiLee, and KenChan. Armed with nuclear powered martial arts, Chinese black magic, and a techno-thrash sound, KUNG FU DYKES are a band never to be forgotten!
CHECK OUT THE DYKES LIVE! THANKS FOR THE VIDEOS KELLY!
CHECK OUT THE DYKES VIDEO "WHAT'S MY NAME...BITCH!!!
We've got a killer show comin up on Friday Oct. 30th with AT WAR! Come on out dressed for Halloween or not dressed! It is going to be an awesome good time! KenChan
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I must admit I was pleasantly surprised to find all of the Dykes to be completely down-to-earth and super-cool to be around, plus outstanding musicians and artists. My favorite parts of the night was when 1) Rikkilee slammed the Jägermeister!, 2) Zombo ripping off his shirt in the audience during "What's my name Bitch?"!, & 3) JennaSaki dancing with the robots. Good times, let's make some plans for the future! -Max
Hey thanx for the friend request and support! My band Bloodline Severed will be at SWET on Saturday if you are at all interested in coming out. God bless you!
~Derek Corzine
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