Kurt Metzger just learned how to use myspace and does comedy better than you could. So when you come to see him, don't run your unfunny civillian mouth whlie he is on stage or he will be forced to rape you verbally and then lump up your dome piece.
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Kurt Metzger
Influences
Things that are awesome.
Members
My member is a well documented 20 inches.
TV Shows
Live at Gotham (Comedy Central), Casino Cinema (Spike TV), 2006 Video Game Awards(Spike TV), Chappelle's Show (Comedy Central). Some other shit I can't remember right now.
Kurt Metzger's Interests
General
Du-rags.
Music
Reggaeton! Or anything else that dipshits with pencil beards listen to.
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why the heck does the video of you stalking your girlfriend come up in "related videos" on youtube when you go on my open mics vids? We are not related! You perform @ Comedy Cellar, I perform at Comedy Corner which can be seen from Comedy Cellar but I don't think that makes us relatives!
Awesome! Thanks for the add! I was bored ass hell last night, crusin' OnDemand, went straight to Comedy Central, liked your name so I watched your stand-up. Lets just say I wasnt bored anymore and I had to change the sheets after laughing so hard I peeed myself. I needed that! Thanks for being born with the gift of humor. Without people like yourself, we'd just be short one more funny person and that would be a shame. Your new fan, Kymberly (Tacome, W.A.)
Hey, thanks for the add and for the comment. I luckily came by some of your videos and you have a weird sense of humor which I love! I really hope at some point I can catch a show of yours :)
so let me get this straight, Comedy Central bleeped out you saying the word "chick" to refer to a woman but A MINUTE later they didn't bleep you saying "BITCH". I'm going to be up all night trying to figure out this one Kurt!
Among everything else, you sold me on the 'Olsen twins solving Ledger's death' joke. I've been singing your praise ever since! Looking forward to seeing you live.
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