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Sven Amsterdam
Stand-Up / Musical Comedy / Sketch Comedy
Sven Amsterdam Musical-comedy for smart people...

Male
39 years old
Venice/Santa Monica, CA
United States



Last Login: 1/4/2010
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   Sven Amsterdam's Comedian Bio
BioLestat's 3/6/07 part 1 of 2

Add to My Profile | More Videos Sven Amsterdam’s Comedy/Circus Freak Show, The Second City (Los Angeles), The Groundlings, THE ICE HOUSE, IMPORV OLYMPIC WEST (IOWEST), The Comedy Store, The Laugh Factory, The Improv (Los Angeles), The Improv (Tempe), ROOM 5, Comedy. Beer & Sex Appeal at 14Below, The Venice Whaler, The Boiler Room (Portland, OR).
Websitesvenamsterdam.com
Influences
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god

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TV ShowsComing soon!
Sven Amsterdam,Greco Guitars,Aria guitars,Les Paul Heaven

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FilmsNational Lampoon's "Dirty Jokes: The Movie" "The Honeymoon" Allen Bell Director
AlbumsTHE CLASH, THE SEX PISTOLS, ELVIS COSTELLO, VAN HALEN 1, VAN HALEN "FAIR WARNING", REVOLVER, WHITE ALBUM, LET IT BE, JONI MITCHELL, NIEL YOUNG, BLONDIE, PEARL JAM, SOUND GARDEN, NIRVANA, THE KNACK, U2, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, LEONARD COHEN, TOM PETTY, BOB DYLAN, JOHNNY CASH, MERLE HAGGARD, PATSY CLINE.

    Sven Amsterdam's Interests
General
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MusicTHE SUBURBS, SOUNDGARDEN, NIRVANA, THE BEATLES, BIG STAR, CHEAP TRICK, VAN HALEN (CLASSIC) QUEEN, KISS, AEROSMITH, PETER YORN, THE CARS, U2, PINK FLOYD
MoviesTHIS IS SPINAL TAP, DOG DAY AFTERNOON, THE SHAW SHANK REDEMPTION, THE ZERO EFFECT, BEST IN SHOW, WAITING FOR GUFMAN, BODY DOUBLE, VERTIGO, THIS BOY'S LIFE, PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN, SYRIANA, THREE KINGS, BOB ROBERTS, THE PLAYER, FULL METAL JACKET, EYES WIDE SHUT.
TelevisionTWIN PEAKS, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SEINFELD, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, THE TWILIGHT ZONE, COMEDY CENTRAL, HBO
BooksTHE STAND, PARIS 1919, JOHN ADAMS, ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENENCE, THE PROPHET, ART OF LIVING/SCIENCE OF BEING, THE ALCHEMIST, THE TEACHINGS OF DON JUAN
HeroesRICHARD PRYOR, STEVE MARTIN, EDDIE IZZARD, MARGARET CHO, MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI, THE DALI LAMA, ANYONE WHO IS LIVING THE BLISS AND LIVING IT TO THE GREATEST POTENTIAL.
Groups: MILLIONAIRE MIND GROUP/CASH FLOWDV FILMAKERS GROUP...ACTORS/COMEDIANSComedian/Improv Artists Comedy Jam!So Cal Events80's Club AddictionLACOMEDYNETWORKI Love Britni Cupcake [BB]Comedians Club

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     Sven Amsterdam's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Santa Monica
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Comedian/Actor
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   Sven Amsterdam's Schools
University Of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: BRAODCAST JOURNALISM
Minor: PHILOSOPHY
Clubs: ROCK N' ROLL DJ CLUB. RADIO DJ...WUWM
 

1985 to 1989
Whitnall Hi
Greenfield,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1984
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Whitnall High School "Cone Heads" Whitnall High School "Zoners"
 

1981 to 1984

   Sven Amsterdam's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - DJ
The Monday Night Comedy Jam at 14 Below...every Monday. www.14Below.com


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3 Clubs Video by Sven Amsterdam - MySpace Video  (view more)

Garage Comedy Theme Contest...What should I song about tonight?  (view more)

What Evolution IS, why it’s a fact, and why Creationism is a farce  (view more)

Greg Dean’s School of Stand-up Comedy  (view more)

atheism...some of the thoughts of courageous souls  (view more)

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   Sven Amsterdam's Blurbs
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STRINGS OF COMEDY JULY 22ND,2009

..>Meet The Boyfriend on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Who I'd like to meet:
THE "SPIDER GUITAR" COMEDIAN SVEN AMSTERDAM

THE

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COOL PEOPLE IN GENERAL.

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Eye of the Hawk

Eye of the Hawk



Sep 1 2009 10:40 PM

Thanks for the add, and for supporting independent music.
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Aug 3 2009 10:54 PM

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DISSTRICK

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Aug 4 2009 7:09 AM

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Jul 6 2009 8:55 PM

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Jun 24 2009 11:19 PM

NEW POSTS 

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Frank Ed Thornton

Frank Ed Thornton



Jun 24 2009 9:34 PM

Thanx 4 the add, Sven!! You can help me receive a recording contract with MySpace Records by clicking the "Play Song" button on the widget & spreading the word about Frank Ed!!

AZ Missy

AZ Missy



Jun 24 2009 9:34 PM


 

MASQUE

MASQUE



Jun 19 2009 12:44 AM

Thanxx for the Add! Get Your Face First CD & Get Your Glitter Rock On!


Joyce Lee

Joyce Lee



Jun 19 2009 5:36 PM

Hiya Sven!

Just added you to my top friends =)

See you soon!

Love,
Joyce


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Jackie Eco™ (Eco Stand-up Comic/Impressionist)

Jackie Eco™ (Eco Stand-up Comic/Impressionist)



Jun 19 2009 6:28 PM

Stephanie -? Wha?
STEVER

STEVER



Jun 23 2009 5:19 AM

Hey there, how are you? Thought I'd pass along this quote I liked;

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it." ~Bill Cosby

Hope everything is good with you!
Karen :)
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LAmsterdam Magazine



Jun 24 2009 7:42 PM

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Jackie Eco™ (Eco Stand-up Comic/Impressionist)

Jackie Eco™ (Eco Stand-up Comic/Impressionist)



Jun 24 2009 1:23 PM

you never told me what you meant when you wrote: "Jun 19, 2009 11:28 AM Hillary? No. Stephanie--awesome!"
I'm very sick in bed, but sure I'll make a full recovery soon.
Thanks,
Jackie
Windy City Gentleman

Windy City Gentleman



Jun 29 2009 1:11 AM

you rock
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Jul 4 2009 6:47 PM

I put my heart and soul into this. Please check it out: http://www.eyesoda.com EyeDream - Why I started eyesoda.com
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Jul 6 2009 10:06 PM

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Freddy and Eddy

Ian Alicia Denchasy



Jul 4 2009 10:43 PM

Thanks Sven Amsterdam for the Add! Also follow us on Twitter:

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Much Love!

Ian and Alicia Denchasy
aka Freddy and Edy
Trenton Stone

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Jul 4 2009 1:29 PM


Stuart Webb

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Jul 4 2009 9:00 PM

hey i have all my songs up for download for free on my page! so if you got time go download them ! lol
DriNKin iN ChiCAgo

DriNKin iN ChiCAgo



Jul 3 2009 4:33 PM







XXX Angel Vain XXX

Angel Vain



Jul 1 2009 7:57 AM

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
Just stopping by your page to say Hi
have a great day, and if I dont make it back by beforehand... have a great weekend as well.
I just finished packing and I head to LA and Vegas in the morning.
should be a great time.
I have lots of new and fun updates coming up this week.
so watch out for it
Be good

Lots of love
ANGEL
Twitter me if you havent already
I just started adding LOTS of fun new pics some normal everyday stuff and some stuff that is not good for myspace
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i look like I should be on a cocoa box.
LEGACY LIFE

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Jul 9 2009 9:52 AM

So then Kevin Levrone told us...

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