A Brief History:
1981:
Shelby, OH...born.
1986:
Catch the cap of a truck to my face.
1986:
Younger brother Alan is born.
1988:
Younger brother Drew is born.
1991:
Start the Fourth Grade.
1993:
Lose the championship 5 on 5 game at basketball camp. Basketball career ends.
1994:
Start the Seventh Grade.
1996:
Score bit role in Highschool play: A mystery comedy that launches my acting career.
1997:
Bust my knee open in a rope swing accident.
1998:
Acting career comes to a screeching halt when I am dropped from/decide to drop out of a play (lead role) for missing too many practices. Opening night is a flop. I am vindicated.
1999:
Younger brother Alan recieves a better drumset than I ever had. I am slightly jealous, but console myself with warmth from my happiness for him.
2000:
Graduate from Highschool and attend commencement where I proceed to tie my honors cords in a bow-tie. Frowned upon by everyone present...except the guy in front of me.
2000-2003:
Spend too much time doing "other things" than school work.
2003:
Stop attending college courses. Two semesters later I officially drop out promptly before I am kicked out.
2004:
Play a fair amount of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
2005:
I lose my wallet which leads to a downward luck spiral that ends sometime in 2006.
2006:
Welcome to Myspace.
2007:
Begin playing the New York Music scene which leads to loads of panties and various other things I don't need being thrown on stage.
