Oh no, last night... oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.
Music
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry!
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!
Veronica Corningstone: Well you... have bad hair!
Ron Burgandy: What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair looks stupid.
Movies
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Television
Veronica Corningstone: [Picks up phone] Veronica Corningstone.
Ron Burgundy: Hello. This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy results here, and guess what? You, you got knocked up, so you should probably get out of news.
Veronica Corningstone: Who is this!?
Ron Burgundy: This is Doctor Chim... Dr. Chim Richalds... Richalds.
Veronica Corningstone: Is this you Ron!?
Ron Burgundy: I'm a professional doctor, you saw me.. you don't remember. You should.. you should go, you should get out of news.
Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic. [hangs up]
Champ Kind: How'd it go?
Ron Burgundy: I think she bought it.
Books
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Heroes
I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
dave's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Education:
College graduate
dave freedom is slipping away. Posted at 6:17 PM Oct 2, 2008 view more
I wiped a kid's butt the other day. He outweighs me by 40 lbs, hahahaha
A couple of my friends are going to the Tim and Eric Live show. If I go, do you wanna go? Have you seen the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job? I have a feeling you have, cause the humor is right up your alley.
How've you been man? I've had a pretty busy summer. Just started working at Anoka High full time as a para. A student wiped his teeth on my shirt when he hugged me. HAhahaha
School was kind of rough this past trimester. I started slow, then worked my ass off to catch up. My final critique didn't go very well, and it was basically a kick in the nuts to elevate my work here on out.
So, stressful, but it can only make me better, or crawl into a cardboard box and become homeless.
I worked at a highschool for a couple months, which was cool. Now I work at a printing place and I silk screen things or push a button to make a machine print things. Sucks all hell, but I'm gonna quit come september and go back to the highschool. I might get a full time para gig, which would be nice while I'm in school.
I'll drop you a note in a little bit, maybe we can hang out before fall arrives.
Hey Dave, Well I'm ganna call your bluff cause I don't do enough art right now either. What about meeting at Adam's shop sometime next week. I have never been up there yet, so it would be fun for me anyhow. We could get coffee before or after. Whatever. Let me know if you are free. Oh and I am very consciously nothing resembling a bridezilla :)
Hello again, sorry about the late comment back but I am trying limit my addiction to easy time wasting sites like this. Oh well, I guess you gotta crack sometimes.
Well congrats to you! Your fiance looks real p'urdy.
I am looking forward to my wedding on August 2nd. Should be fun.
What is new with you, and are you on TV in your picture now?
Anyhow I hope you are well and feel like saying hello sometime. I would love to get coffee if you are ever in Mpls.
How've you been? Still at Target? I was hoping to get together with you when I had a break from school, but I was pretty busy those couple weeks. I'd like to have an ART day someday, just not sure when.
Let me know how you're life's been, you merry little lad, you
I'm god. haha, oops. I'm GOOD. I like being awake during the day, I'll tell you that much. And so far, I like subbing as a para 20 times more than working at target.
Dave dave dadave dave dave. You asked me about Illustrator and why it was worth knowing, or something, and I never answered. Illustrator has more drawing tools than Photoshop, but the biggest thing is that with Illustrator, you create vector graphics. Vectors allow you to print your design at any size without losing resolution. Photoshop uses raster graphics (not sure on spelling) and these are at a set resolution, meaning that you can't enlarge it and retain a decent resolution. We can talk shop about this and other things later!
Oh, I read about a family that opened up a coffee shop/art studio. You pay an hourly fee for studio time, and can drink coffee too!! COFFEEEEE
hey, you should check out one of my myspace friend's page. You can find him somewhere if you view all of my friends. His name is Plastic Scrap Toys, and he makes cool art/toys out of...plastic scraps. I think you'll like it. If you don't, I'll give you a cookie
