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The Love Ewe
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I want ewe to want me!
Female
24 years old
On the farm, USA!,
United States
Last Login: 11/25/2008
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The Love Ewe's Interests
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| General | I like grass. I like weed. I mean weed. I mean weeds. Dandelions are delicious. I love stripping at parties where there are plenty of men.
| | Music | House music. That BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... it gets me started.
| | Movies | Braveheart (men in kilts drive me wild!), Silence of the Lambs. The Love Ewe meets the Love Bug. Terms of Endearment.
| | Television | I am working on my own reality show. It's called The Simple Sheep. It's about a lonely (but secretly rich) sheep who travels the country helping people in need. Watch your skinny ass Paris Hilton!
| | Books | I like reading. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite. (I'd totally do him!)
| | Heroes | My dad, before he got electrocuted trying to make a break for it.
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NYC Underground Comedy Fest
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The Love Ewe's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | The Ranch | | Body type: | 3' 6" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Blow up sheep |
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The Love Ewe's Companies
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Muttonbone Productions, Inc.
Down on the, Farm US
Head Ranch Hand Handler
http://muttonbone.com
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About me:
About Me:
 I left the farm a young, dumb blow-up sheep looking for kicks.When you're a sheep you have three choices in life. One, you can be sheared your whole life. Two, you can be dinner. Or three you can be a mans plaything.
Sheering or being eaten just didn't do it for me but the feeling of a man's hands on me... wow! I loved it. I wanted, nay, needed to become a fantasy sheep slut. The groovy geisha of shapely sheep.
So I set out to see the world and experience the decadent and sexy underbelly of society. I've been everywhere! I got "made" in Michigan, Japan, Charlotte, Atlanta, Deer Lick. I'm living the dream. Traveling from town to town and learning the ways to the fragile human heart. I've seen and done it all.
Drop me a line on my blog and ask me anything! I give great advice. If you want to date me just visit me at muttonbone.com! Unlike some of the women on the farm... I don't tell tale about what goes on under my tail! Ewe'll be safe with me... (that's just my little pun, and it only works if I write it).
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Who I'd like to meet:
Who I'd like to meet:
No more farmers! I want men. Real men! I want those men from the Village People. Or any of those boy bands. God, I love them. I want virgins to sheep. I love bachelors. Nothing like being the last thing a man nuzzles up against before he takes the plunge. Actually, if I had a last wish, it would be to be sodomized by every fraternity pledge every year before I die. Do you know how sexy it is to break in a man?
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