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Jon Clarke
Comedic Writers / Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy

		Show's Over Male 37 years old Astoria, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 7/9/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/notinmybook

Jon Clarke's Comedian Bio

Bio

"The Ron Silver of comedy"-Jim Gaffigan

"Jon Clarke's comedy is like the sun."-Mike Drucker

"Good stuff, man." Rick Shapiro

Website

notinmybook.com, playcole.com

Influences

Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Steve Martin, George Carlin, Phil Silvers, Bob Newhart, John Cleese, Dana Gould, Larry David, Dave Foley, Phil Hartman, Paul Dini

Jon Clarke's Interests

General	comedy, guitars, sci fi, intoxication, red meat
Music	Beatles, Elvis Costello, Audioslave, Pixies, U2, Monster Magnet, Radiohead, Stones, Black Sabbath, Who, Cream, Elvis Presley, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Stevie Wonder, Temptations, Bob Dylan, Kinks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes
Movies	Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Producers, Citizen Kane, Duck Soup, Lord of the Rings, Evil Dead 2
Television	Sgt. Bilko, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, X Files, Star Trek, NewsRadio, the Muppet Show
Books	Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, Tales of Ordinary Madness by Charles Bukowski, Comic Toolbox by John Vorhaus, Lord of the Rings
Heroes	George Carlin, Bob Odenkirk, James T. Kirk, John Lennon, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Bruce Wayne, Stan Lee, Tom Morello, Keith Richards, Jack Benny
Groups:	NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Stand-up Comics, Arrested Development, Comedians of MySpace, In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill Hicks View All Jon Clarke's Groups

Jon Clarke's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	5' 7"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	comedy writer

Jon Clarke's Schools

Cuny Brooklyn College Brooklyn,New York Graduated: 1995 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: English	1990 to 1995
Cathedral Prep Seminary Elmhurst,New York Graduated: 1990 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1986 to 1990

Jon Clarke's Clips

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Total Plays: 1796

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William Shatner on the Muppet Show

Run Time: 405

Plays: 1283
Comments: 2

Stand-up-2-06

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Plays: 320
Comments: 2

The First Commandment

Run Time: 185

Plays: 116
Comments: 0

The Lazerris

Run Time: 433

Plays: 77
Comments: 0

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Jon Clarke's Blurbs

About me:

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Who I'd like to meet:
More money. I'm sure we'd get along.

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Pop Haydn	Jun 9 2009 9:52 AM Colossal Medicine Show News! Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!" We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up. The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM. Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety. It'll make you feel better! Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door. 19th Century Attire Welcome! You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1. For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or: PopHaydn.com
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Best Of Myspace Comedy	May 8 2009 6:09 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes. ....
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WALKER and The Brotherhood of the Grape	Mar 24 2009 2:44 PM
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 6 2009 10:35 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
www.StageBuddy.com	Feb 22 2009 7:12 PM As always, we at StageBuddy would like to invite you to our FREE StageBuddy Live show: a mix of Theatre, Comedy & Music, along with Prizes & Giveaways! Every Saturday 6-7pm in Times Square & now join us afterwards for our open mic! We'd love to see you there!
jim rose circus	Feb 8 2009 10:18 AM Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle We dont read the messages at the circus site. There are too many there and hard to manage
Thirsty-Thursday.net	Feb 6 2009 9:56 PM I made this for you. Like a cake. Sparkle Picnic: Series 2 (full of dildo's, robots and gay coke) www. SparklePicnic. com
Eric I	Jan 22 2009 6:35 AM Hello, Sir!
Simply Me	Dec 22 2008 4:05 PM Merry Christmas!!!
Big Mike	Dec 22 2008 7:30 AM Just watched your standup clip! Great stuff!
Eric I	Dec 17 2008 11:49 PM Thanks for taking time out of your busy double career as a FATHER/WRITER and coming out to PERFORM last night. Always a treat being in your company, Jon. I predict that I shall see your sweet ass soon. Peace, Eric I
Eric I	Nov 26 2008 5:50 AM (1) Thanks much for the Writers' Room spot. Great venue. Great show. Well done, Sir. (2) WRITE IT IN BLOOD: You have a BOOKED SPOT on: "Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!" DATE: TU 12/16/08 TIME: 7:00 SHARP to 9:00ish WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX @ 14th St @ 9th Ave Feel free to come out on TU 12/02 if you're available to cheer on (and vote for?) our prodigal son, Billy The Kid. Peace Out, Jon, Eric I
Thirsty-Thursday.net	Nov 17 2008 3:08 PM Sparkle Picnic: Gayisode www. SparklePicnic. com
Eric I	Sep 15 2008 3:55 PM JON F-ING CLARKE! YOU HAVE A BOOKED SPOT AT OCHI'S! SPECIAL "WE WERE THE WORLD EDITION!" TOMORROW (TUESDAY)! DOORS @ 6:45! SHOWTIME @ 7:00! BRING YOUR BEST 5 MINUTES AND MAKE SOME OF IT ROASTY, IF YOU'D LIKE. 500 BUCKS OF MY MONEY COULD BE YOURS! SEE YOU THEN, SIR, ALL CAPS ERIC I
Honus	Sep 13 2008 3:43 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke Pets app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hi Jon Clarke, I am Honus 's SuperPoke! Pet! Please play with me so we'll be happy and earn coins. It will mean so much to me and Honus !
Eric I	Sep 2 2008 10:10 PM JON! Want $500.00?! Come To Ochi's TODAY by 7:30! ** ERIC I's COMEDY SHOWDOWN IS BACK ! ! ! ! ! *** Season 2, Episode 1 is THIS EVENING @ 7:00 at OCHI'S ! ! ! ! First of all, congratulations to the Top Three finishers of the Season 1 Semi-Final: (1) Sean Patton (2) Bill Chambers (3) Tommie Walamie Wanna join them?! JUST SHOW UP TO OCHI'S LOUNGE THIS EVENING (TUESDAY 9/03): Sign-Up: 7:00 to 7:20 Showtime: 7:30 SHARP! to 9:00 Where: Ochi's Lounge (@ Comix) Address: 14th Street & 9th Ave Subway: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then walk WEST The winners of each of the next seven shows (starting TONIGHT!) qualify for the Season Two Semi-Final - and the Top Three finishers of THAT SHOW will join Mssssssrs. Patton, Chambers and Walamie in the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP COMEDY SHOWDOWN to end 2008! So without further adeau, here is the format for TONIGHT'S SHOW: (PART ONE) LIGHTNING ROUND: Every SINGLE comic who would like to participate in tonight's festivities gets to do ONE MINUTE of their best stuff. That's right! Just show up - and YOU get to take the stage GUARANTEED (assuming you'd like to - if you'd prefer to just watch, that's fine, too)! Just be funny for ONE minute! (PART TWO) The top THREE finishers of the LIGHTNING ROUND advance and will join the following four Booked Headliners - each of these seven comics does a tight six minutes: (1) ROB O'REILLY (The Tonight Show, Live At Gotham) (2) CARMEN LYNCH (Comedy Central, Aspen Comedy Festival) (3) MARK NORMAND (New Orleans Comedy Festival) (4) CHARLIE GAETA (Taxi TV) (5) LIGHTNING ROUND QUALIFIER (6) LIGHTNING ROUND QUALIFIER (7) LIGHTNING ROUND QUALIFIER So whether you want to watch (and VOTE) in a great contest, or whether you have the Audacity of Hope that you can defeat your competitors, come to Ochi's @ 7:00 ! Love, Eric I
Honus	Aug 31 2008 12:29 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Can you beat my score on this quiz? The Dark Knight Quiz I got 91%. Can you do any better?
Mike Drucker	Aug 28 2008 4:06 PM
Into the Whip Records	Aug 28 2008 3:14 AM Into the Whip Records Labor Day Weekend Jam Session This Friday Night August 29th 2008 @ The Rail 2 Coleman Square Howard Beach N.Y. 11414 9pm till ? with guests: Eddy Joe,Ernesto(Xtatik),BMWA,Walker and more this is not an advertised show its just for those on the mailer come out have a drink and some fun for free.
Mike Drucker	Aug 19 2008 5:28 AM
Tim Warner	Aug 7 2008 7:20 AM I see you beat me to the punch. Thank you my friend.

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