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owen benjamin
"a mustache tells the world "hey, don’t trust me around your kids""

Male
28 years old
Valley Village, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 8/30/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/owenbenjamin  

   owen benjamin's Comedian Bio
BioOwen Benjamin Presents on C-Spot Ep. 3 - I Can Do Better
Websiteowenbenjamin.com
InfluencesGaytown Ep9: I'm Different
Owen on Cspot Ep 5 - How To Look Cool In Front Of Your Ex
MembersOwen Benjamin Presents Ep 2 - How Too...Bad Breath
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    owen benjamin's Interests
Generali like tight white jeans


MusicElliot Smith, Coldplay, Beethoven, Jay-Z, Handsome boy Modeling School, DJ Shadow, Etta James, or anything else I can either fuck or cry to.
MoviesUsual Suspects, Batman Begins, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Anything with Christopher Walken in it, Basquiat, Adaptation, the Neverending Stoy, Princess Bride, or anything with Patrick Swayze in it Owen Benjamin Presents on CSpot Ep 6- How To Look Rich
Televisionarrested development, curb your enthusiasm, it's always sunny in philidelphia, quantum leap, ducktales, the comish, etc.
Bookschildrens books. they make more sense to me which probobly means I'm either dumb or not emotionally mature.
Heroesmy mom, my penis, and the dude who invented the fannypack.

     owen benjamin's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Oswego, New York
Body type:6' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:sonless god
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   owen benjamin's Schools
Suny College At Plattsburgh
Plattsburgh,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: history
Minor: comm
 

1998 to 2003


owen benjamin's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 2103909 Plays Today: 57
my dog helping me dig
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A perfect world
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Bathroom Rules with Owen Benjamin
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Chuck and Larry
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Talk'n Dirty
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top gun support group
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How to Avoid Commitment
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fannypack of freedom
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3 ways to break up
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defending your dumb girlfriend
defending your dumb girlfriend rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 2 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 3 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 4 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 5 2008 8:00P
cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 5 2008 10:30P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Sep 6 2008 8:00P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Sep 6 2008 10:30P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Oct 10 2008 8:30P
Iowa State University Ames IA
Oct 17 2008 8:00P
Salisbury University Salisburty MD
Nov 7 2008 7:00P
Drexel University Main Auditorium Philadelphia PA
Nov 24 2008 8:00P
Waterman Theatre Oswego NY

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   owen benjamin's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a man, a mans man, the kind of man that isn't scared to drink a smirnoff ice in public. the kind of man that likes steam rooms and the occassional episode of Grey's Anatomy. What i'm trying to say is I'm a straight man that does gay things. Check out The House Bunny's favorite things on LikeMe!


Who I'd like to meet:
puppies, rainbows, bunnies, butterflies, lollipops, and people that aren't trying to brutally kill me.

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owen benjamin's Friends Comments
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The Grabowskis Sitcom





Aug 30 2008 9:27 AM

Thanks for not watching!
AMI * K :: Official MySpace MUSIC Page ::





Aug 30 2008 3:29 AM

sending sum luv 2 yah...hit me baby...
C +{j41n}





Aug 30 2008 12:30 AM

hell-o
fucking a

you sometimes watch the A-Team
and think,,,,,,,that fucking MR.T
had is right all along, better dink yo milk foo
Vergalina





Aug 29 2008 8:05 PM

I love how Nick Thune gets his chest signed in tight white jeans!!! Thats freakin awsome!!
Vergalina





Aug 29 2008 7:59 PM

I LOVE the fanny pack bit!! Gotta be my favorite so far!!!
K10





Aug 29 2008 4:21 PM

Watch Out!
There is a giant gay
flying nun behind you!!
RAQUEL





Aug 29 2008 8:25 AM

u can cook me blueberry waffles:)
Jean





Aug 29 2008 7:14 AM

you are awesome!!!!
★★★samuella★★★





Aug 29 2008 7:01 AM

hi hi. i am giving you this buzzed comment.
gaytown season 2?????
i need some gayness in my life soon. haha
anywho, i haven't seen house bunny yet, but will soon.
good day, sir.

heart,
sam
Liz Duran (Official MySpace)





Aug 29 2008 4:52 AM

Hi, just stopping by to say hi!
-Liz
SHAUN





Aug 29 2008 3:41 AM

i love gaytown! when are you coming to atlanta?
Am♥nda





Aug 28 2008 10:58 PM

your freaking hilarious.
I pretty much pissed my pants watching how to get your gf to have sex. PRICELESS.
Thanks for the add!
♥ Amanda
Ashley





Aug 28 2008 10:27 PM

owen you rocked in house bunny! i dont think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
Jane Love





Aug 28 2008 9:27 PM

I take it you know what movie that's from....

No one ever gets that picture caption. I'm glad someone does. I'm Glad that person is you Owen.

P.s. We're practically Neighbors.

-J.Love
Amber Lynn





Aug 28 2008 8:17 PM

I honestly believe you have the funniest videos on myspace. I laugh every time.
Adam Dodd





Aug 28 2008 7:43 PM

yo- just saw bunny.

nice work homie.
been seeing vests pop up everywhere.

fucking o.
jLEEg





Aug 28 2008 5:35 PM

thanks for the add, and thanks for the laughs!
Carra





Aug 28 2008 4:18 PM

Thanks Owen.
If you are anything like me....
you'd think you ROCK!
melf





Aug 28 2008 7:48 AM

someone got added to my top
KT





Aug 28 2008 4:09 AM

dude. that movie was hilarious. emma stone is my new favorite comedic actress..

and thanks for being a hero and doing the right thing. you should always (ALWAYS) wear glue on stars.
forever.

-kt
Sling Blade Records





Aug 28 2008 3:44 AM

Thanks for adding
Sling Blade Records
Deryk is an A.S.S.[LS Team/T13C]





Aug 28 2008 1:42 AM

once upon a time a boy loved a bear

but the law said beastiality was illegal

so the boy and the bear went out to the middle of the atlantic ocean to get married

while they were our there the boat was sunk by a HUGE ice burg

the person driving the boat was like wtf this is obviously from SOME movie but he could never remember movie titles

so the boy and the bear swam to the ice burg

it was the first wedding of man to beast

when they finally found there way back to shore they were shunned by the government and by the people

walking around holding hands flirting it was poposterous

one particular day they boy and the bear were at six flags in denver colorado (the really lame one) the government came to attack them to stop this insane love!

the boy ran to his lover and the bear embraced him tight into his arms

and they boy shouted "i have the right to bear arms"

the government suddenly stopped, they never thought about it like that.

imediatly all people with guns were stripped of there weapons

the constitution mean we could love bears not kill people with guns

this upset the NRA who found the boy and tortured him and the bear til they died

moral of the story DON'T TAKE GUNS AWAY FROM THE NRA
Kimmie





Aug 28 2008 1:07 AM

Did I see you in a clip for that new "Bunny" movie?
Samantha





Aug 27 2008 10:50 PM