All of my favourite singers are dead; The Doors, Janis Joplin, Led Zepplin (OK, only the drummer is dead, but still!!), Nirvana, Foo Fighters, 50 Cent (live with it!!), Tom Waits, Neal Young, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed, Old School Country (See 50 Cent), Bob Dylan, The White Stripes, Anything Emo.
Movies
Only the really, really good ones. 'Cause I'm a professional film reviewer and I'm a pseudo-intellectual snob.
Television
The Simpson's, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Soprano's and my guilty pleasure is - American Idol!! Sorry, but Canadian Idol just sucks donkeys.
Books
Dr. Seuss: Oh, the Places You'll Go!, all Curious George books, Heart of Darkness, the Kid Stays in the Picture, The Art of The Deal, Boom/Bust/Echo, The Tipping Point, Holier Than Thou, The Game (Ken Dryden), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything by John Douglas, The Alienist, Generation X, Wednesday afternoon comic day.
Heroes
Batman and Donald Trump. Both of them made it without any super powers. Just hard work and a rich daddy.
About me: Yep, it's me; Patrick Maliha, The artist formerly know as The Balki Jesus (I just cut my hair). I'm now hosting a segment called, "UR at The Movies" on Urban Rush and 1410 CFUN. You can watch the Urban Rush segment on Shaw TV here in Vancouver, Fridays 5:45pm, 7:45pm, 11:45pm, 1:45 am and Saturdays at 12:45 noon. I honestly don't think the show gets enough air time. You can listen to the radio segment every Friday morning from 11:00 am - 11:30 am on 1410 CFUN on the Nic & Val Show. I'm also the co-host for the national TV show The New Driver's Seat. You can find the website here The New Driver's Seat: The next generation in automotive television! I'll try to update my calendar so that people will actually know where and when they can see me. If all else fails you can always message me. Oh yah, and if you want you can watch the Crappy Animation episodes I did for a show I was the head writer and co-producer for called, Off Centre Television www.OCTV.ca. Yes, I do all of the voices :-)
Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle or go to my top friend(same site) We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there There are too many there and hard to manage
I want to thank you for allowing me as Red to be a part of your life on myspace.
Wishing you the best Holiday Season ever.
I hope this makes you smile.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton Tribute Artist.
www. LasVegasActs. com/redskelton. html
Well I commented you on myspace because I am no longer a facebooker.. I had to go to rehab to get rid of my facebook addiction. I am feeling so fresh now that I am free from the drug of facecrack! haha! And no I am not in Calgary I am on the great white east of Canada.. some would call it Ontario but I call it Lame! I will always be a BC girl... things are okay though, we live in a really small town so job hunting is sure not easy.. I wish jobs were like slutty girls but they just aren't... too bad! I miss you all so much I wanna shed a tear everytime I think about it!
Wishing you the best Holiday Season ever.
I hope this makes you smile.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton Tribute Artist.
What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD!
