I'm coming to Cincinnati tomorrow to kick your ass. I'm also bringing a Uhaul and a bunch of stuff. Then I'm gonna kick your ass. Wanna help me unload the truck? I can kick you ass later, if necessary. I'll be in town for 2-3weeks before moving to Europe, but don't worry--I'll kick you ass before I leave.
Your pocket called me this morning. I heard a lot of change and keys jangling, and something about "You're not big enough to climb up there. " Was that your pocket calling, or were you just happy to see me?
Paul, you really need to put a warning on your My Photos album. ...so, there I was, poking around on the MySpace, trying to figure out if-and-why you have Anderson Cooper in a headlock, when I stumbled upon the biggest stash of CUTE I have ever seen... I mean, seriously it's dangerous to have a child that *adorable* And now, this carefree, happily-single, rolling-stone of a girl has a deep ache in her ovaries, that can only be assuaged life-changing reproductivity. Please, just consider a disclaimer so that we "non-breeders" know what we're in for. *much love*
Um, yeah. I kinda forgot to tell a lot of people we moved. We left Ohio and the cold and snow and moved to Wilmington, NC the week of Thanksgiving. Now we live six miles from the beach. =)
You, Amy, and Anna should come to my niece's 1st b-day party on the 22nd. My cousin and his newborn will be there too. It will be a major event for the five and under community.
