Jaws is my Mother's Uncle's second Cousin on their Great-Grandfather's side who married a third Cousin from the unknown depths of the South Pacific. Confusing I know, I just call him Sir.
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Landshark and I roomed together my freshman year at college. He left school to go into acting. Sadly this was his one and only professional acting appearance. Ironically, he ran into a pod of young punker dolphins, who took offense to this skit, and was never heard from again.
About me: I am PHINLEY® the mascot for the 2007 Florida State League Champion Clearwater Threshers, the single A Advanced minor league team for the Philadelphia Phillies. Please enjoy my page!
Clearwater Threshers fans from all over the world! If you have pictures of you and I, send them, I will put them up on here! The Threshers offer family fun at affordable prices. Come visit me at "THE TANK" Brighthouse Field!
**I am availble to appear at your event! If your church, school or community organization would like to have me participate, free of charge, please call 727-712-4403.**
(All other requests may include a minimal appearance fee)
Isn't she amazing? We dated for a short time but she left me for some prince guy or whatever. Isn't he s short little 5'1 singer that wears purple? Whatever, it was her loss! I'm not bitter!
Thanks for the friend request! This heads-up..... our "Phillies Victory Song" is now available as a FREE DOWNLOAD. Just go to our myspace profile page and click the buy-it-now button (YES, it will end up being FREE!).Hurry though...this is a limited time offer.
It's also available as a ringtone for your I-Phone..cool!!
Hope things are going well at Spring Training.....
phinley my phriend! our season is going poopie. that's poopie with a capital poop AND p. we're in fourth place like outta' six spots. that's right poopie! anyway how are you doing? we're looking for a place to have a rally, i hear florida's pretty nice. mr. titan isn't sure rascal is having his shindig this summer. maybe we can party with you and swim in that clear water and meet some of YOUR chums! 'course i don't know if my dad can drive that far ... he hates flying ... imagine ... and i'm an eagle!
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