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POLARBARON
Indie / Rock

"WINTER / SUMMER / 08 / 01 / 08"

ALLSTON, Massachusetts
United States

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Member Since6/18/2006
Band Websitepolarbaron.com email: info@polarbaron.com
Band MembersPatrick Morin, Jason Perry, Jonathan Seaver, Erik Wormwood, David DaSilva
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Jul 29 2008 9:00P
The Living Room Providence, Rhode Island
Aug 1 2008 9:00P
Record Release Show- O’Brien’s Pub Allston, Massachusetts

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   About POLARBARON


The year was 1873; the place, Petrolia, Ontario, three days and two nights by horse from the shores Lake Erie. This trip was lengthened significantly on days of prayer. It was there that Baron Ron Von Kenny started dabbling in the mysterious gum beds near Medicine Hat Creek.

Parliament chartered the International Society of Manufacturing Things Peculiar Company, with Von Kenny as president, on August 4, 1874. The charter empowered the company to explore for molasses beds and springs, and to manufacture naphtha paints and other such products eventually allowing for independence from Chinese-supplied Tung Oil.

International Society of Manufacturing Things Peculiar Company was not a financial success, and soon went bankrupt. But Von Kenny's Canadian Tung Oil Alternative received an honourable mention for excellence at the 1874 Exposition Universelle held at the Palais d'Industrie in Paris. This secured his position in the Légion d'Honneur, fulfilling the Von Kenny paternal family tradition.

Several factors contributed to the downfall of Von Kenny's molasses operation. Lack of horses in the area meant the movement of machinery and equipment was left to the Wooly Mammoth, a stubborn and surly beast.

Some historians challenge Von Kenny's claim to North America’s first molasses field, arguing that Utah's famous Black Moose Well was the continent’s first. But there is enough evidence to support Von Kenny, not least of which is that the his body is well preserved in a fossilized chunk of crude molasses publicly displayed on the Medicine Hat town green. The controversial point might be that Von Kenny was a known drinker of gin since the age of eleven when he contracted an awful case of Pott's Disease.

We do not know exactly when Von Kenny abandoned his Molasses Springs refinery. He was certainly operating there by 1882 however. Spectator advertisements offered Molasses for sale at 16 cents per gallon for quantities from 4,000 to 100,000 gallons.

This letter to his estranged third wife, dated December 12, 1882 only hints at what could have been his final demise.

"Dear Geneva, I was engaged as a guide and packer by the eminent geologist Dr. Henri J. Herring, and he asked me if I had seen Molasses seepages in that area beyond Pigeon River, up towards Magog. And if I did see them, would I be able to recognize them. He then went into a learned discussion on the subject of flywheel energy storage. I took this chance to take a swig of my canteen. Subsequently some Shampoo Indians came to my camp and I mixed up some molasses and coal oil and gave it to them to drink, and told them if they found anything that tasted or smelled like that to let me know. Sometime afterwards they came back, twofold and rather roused."

It is unknown whether Von Kenny finally surcomed to Pott's Desease, or if he faced his final fate at the hands of the savage Shampoo Indians.



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POLARBARON has 430 friends.
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 Land Mammal 





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degenerate!





Jul 22 2008 10:06 AM

I have pics on my cell phone that I took of you guys @ the MidEast...remind me to show y'all
The Painted Lights





Jun 23 2008 8:41 AM

The Painted Lights are playing with Oxford Collapse and Frightened Rabbit (one of our most favorite bands) at TT the Bear's Place on Tuesday July 1st (8:30pm)- Hope to see you there...!

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Land Mammal





Jun 16 2008 4:12 AM

June 23, 2008
The Painted Lights





May 21 2008 9:24 AM

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Land Mammal





May 17 2008 6:45 AM

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degenerate!





Apr 13 2008 11:43 AM

post shows!
Land Mammal





Apr 10 2008 4:44 AM

New songs now posted! Now we've almost got enough material for a show with Polarbaron in May.
TULSA





Mar 25 2008 8:33 AM

THUMBPRINT RAILWAY Co.





Nov 28 2007 7:36 PM

Hey Dudes. Christmas Show Volume II. You guys will actually be playing third, but graphic design dictated the change in order on this flyer. Pat, I know you understand. Dig it.

colin.





Nov 18 2007 1:56 AM

i miss you all like WHOA.
epo-555





Jul 8 2007 2:44 AM

hi polarbaron
thanks for the tip about the chinatown bus. we took a train though. we were a bit overwhelmed by the chinatown night life. so instead of getting into a kung-fu fight in a restaurant we decided to sit and sleep in south station.
hans emil /epo-555
patmorin





May 27 2007 1:49 PM

I'm in West Germany.
I totally think we should do a show at the Berlin Wall. It'd be very inspirational.
Did U2 already do this?
My Dear Wormwood





May 21 2007 9:30 AM

I cannot focus my attention enough to even begin to follow the new description of our band. If we are trying to convince anyone we don't do the dank this is not the way to go.
Katie No Pants





Apr 24 2007 6:06 PM

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Katie No Pants





Apr 24 2007 6:06 PM

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The Vershok





Apr 11 2007 8:03 PM

you should call that song "blue b's and double d's."

just sayin'
colin.





Mar 2 2007 3:16 PM

My sweetest sweethearts,
I am finally in someplace where I can listen to your Rock y Roll. Turns out, it rocks.
Steamboat has me nodding my head so all the Guatemalans think I am listening to some good marimba or Maná.
Good work. Hugs and misses.
WEEZIE





Jan 28 2007 11:16 AM

The Vershok





Jan 26 2007 9:34 AM

did you guys make pat sit outside the tent because he kept trying to touch your "bad" places?
colin.





Jan 14 2007 1:13 PM

Photoshopped!

I speak of Patrick's bigote.

And I lust to be there on the 18th, alas I will settle for loud Mana, Daddy Yanqui, and Shakira.

love and punches.
ADRIA





Nov 26 2006 7:49 AM

pleasing sounds! thanks for the add

cheers,

-ADRIA-
The Vershok





Nov 9 2006 2:30 PM

we stopped smokin'...but we started jackin' our meat way more in the space.
you need new glasses [on tour]





Nov 8 2006 10:17 AM

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hey patrick, lets put some shows together. Goodtime Emporium this friday was booked, but come check us out- there will be PIZZA!
the BROWN HORNETS





Nov 5 2006 3:36 AM

Thanks for adding us
Keep on Rawking
The Static Age





Oct 3 2006 11:30 AM

Thanks for listening and the support.

The new record, "Blank Screens, " is out! And new shows are being posted for October and November now, including dates with AFI and The Explosion. Check the profile for more.

with love,
The Static Age
THE DIRTY NOVELS


Is Online


Oct 1 2006 10:16 PM

hey polarbaron - very good songs. dig it.
Sooz @ Exploit Boston!





Sep 19 2006 3:31 PM

Thanks for the addition!
The Conceptualist





Jul 27 2006 4:14 PM

Jeeze Erik, this stuff sounds really good. It seems to me that punk/alternative maybe entering a "New Wave" and you guys are right on the crest. Keep up the good work. You're going to make it!
Neil





Jul 27 2006 10:34 AM

Songs! Sweet sweet songs!
colin.





Jul 24 2006 7:16 PM

try that again...

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colin.





Jul 24 2006 7:15 PM

Seaver or Rider Strong from Boy Meets World? You decide.

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colin.





Jul 7 2006 5:38 PM

I am truly your ally in all things metal. I'll be there on the 25th with a lighter.
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