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My new one-man show, appearing at SHUNT, London Bridge, on the 3rd, 4th & 5th of June. Support from Tim Clare. Starts 7:45, ends 9:15. Tickets are £5 on Wednesday and Thursday, £10 on Friday. Ticket includes access to all the other events at Shunt that evening. If you've not seen the inside of Shunt, this is a good opportunity to do so, before it relocates in July. Oh, and bring your passport- it's a security thing (it's in the tunnels under London Bridge).

You can find out more about Shunt here. .

Read a preview of my show here. .

Read a nice review of my show here and here.

Things To Do Before You Leave Town, published by Penned in the Margins, January 09. Amazon is currently sold out, but you can but it direct from the publishers here.

“Stromschnellen” Basel Zeitgung

A Brief History of Combat Simulation from Line & a Dot on Vimeo.

This is a new commission for The Institute of the Future of the Book. It's for a schools project, where a bunch of kids are given a selection of texts supposedly discovered in the year 3000. Some of these books are from the last thousand years, some are from the 'next' thousand. In the future, no one knows what to make of these books. No timeline has been kept. All records have been destroyed (probably by their Mutant Ant overlords). An archivist from 3000 comes back through a timehole, and asks the kids to help him make sense of all the books. They need to select and annotate each finding, curating a "Museum of the Book".

So anyway, this is my poem from the year 3000. This fantastic animation is made by Line and a Dot. Listen to her music here.

This animation has been in a box under my bed for about five years. It was used in my critically acclaimed theatre production Poetry Boyband ("Pure Gold" -Gay Times). I thought I'd dust it off, add a v/o and throw it up here. The 3D modeling is by Richard 'Avo' Atherton, who's made music videos for The Coral and the like. The music is BBC Radiophonic Workshop, circa Patrick Troughton.

An animation of the title poem from my book. This video is made by the amazing Line and a Dot.

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For the last six-odd years I've been lucky enough to do a special Christmas gig with John Cooper Clarke, Luke Wright and Martin Newell at Colchester Art Centre. This is from the last one. I'm reading my Exercises In Style rip-off, Trips To Spar. Apologies for the rap at the end.

When I lived in Liverpool I was introduced to a style of poetry known as Broochism (invented by songwriter Tom Brookes?). I can't remember the Broochist manifesto anymore, but it has something to do with being over 75% adjective and having to sound like it was written by an old lady who wears massive brooches.

Thanks to Nafe Jones, JLD and Smeech for capturing my horse. This was commissioned as part of the Bluecoat's Chapter and Verse festival in Liverpool.

.. Opening 10 minutes from my live show, Infinite Lives: How Video Games Hacked Literature. Also on the show: Tim Clare, Joe Dunthorne, and occasionally Chris Hicks, if he's in the neighbourhood. This show is currently on hiatus- we're looking for a theatre to help us develop it. Recorded at Bethnal Green Workingmen's Club.

This film was recorded for a special poetry event at the FACT Centre in Liverpool. The poetry reading takes place in The Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden.

I took famous poems and bounced them, line-by-line, through a series of automated Internet translation programs (mostly Babelfish). Once I'd translated, I deleted any words I didn't like, then put it back into the translator again. After approx 1,000 translations, the poems had become a completely new text, divorced from its original author and lawsuits regarding Intellectual Property.

I began collaborating with my computer on poetry about 12 years ago. However, I have learnt a series of chilling facts about my co-author that have led me to fear and eventually despise it. A bit like what happened to Simon and Garfunkle. That is, if Art Garfunkle turned out to be a semiotic timebomb buried deep in the heart of our global communication network. Which in many ways he was.

I'm giving a lecture on my CGP project at Imperial College London on the 4th December 2008. More computer-generated poems can be read on my blog over there ==>

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The Dead That Never Lived: an evening of eulogies for famous fictional characters. I've just finished directing this production up in Newcastle. This is the last 10 minutes.

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Aisle16's Services to Poetry: recorded on tour and edited from the back seat of Luke's Wright's red Ford Escort. This is the full film.

Me performing my old slam poem, The Love Conspiracy.