Seven Copies Of The Scream will NOT die no matter how many times it is impaled
We are a ZINE published in WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND. You will like us because you have no choice.
You can get copies by messaging us, unless we have run out, in which case you are SHIT OUT OF LUCK KENNETH.
Who I'd like to meet: All right so the new issue of 7COTS (that stands for SEVEN COPIES OF THE SCREAM) is ready and waiting we just need to get off our ass and get it out there so the punters (which is YOU) can read it
it is an absolute killer of an issue, 70 pages or so of P-smoking brilliance that will have you weeping in your cornflakes and inhaling rice bubbles by snorting with laughter at the wrong time
Featured articles include:
* are we all going crazy (investigative report)
* why vampires really do suck so bad
* music that is cool
* fucked up books
* the best movie review you will ever read (better than the movie and cheaper than paying $16 for a movie ticket CHRIST that is a lot of money who can afford that)
* and THE TEN GROSSEST MOVIE MOMENTS EVER (all of these are on DVD so you can get them from Aro Video)
Also lots of other random awesome.
SO make sure you don't miss the latest issue of 7COTS because it's probably going to be our last and its definitely the best one so far, available at places that carry zines,
you can't miss it because Isabella Rosellini is being nuzzled by a pig on the cover
