****************CAMP SUNTAN!!!! I want a camp for kids with severe problems to teach them how to audition for commercials and voice over work. It has been a pet project of mine for over 6 minutes and I hope it becomes a reality.*************************************
Baby Jana doll!!The first,stage 1 progeria Doll with "skee skee toddler sores"!.C.P.S. aka Celebrity Potty Stains.
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accidents, acting, agnes moorehead, amputation, amy sedaris, andy warhol, apology magazine, arnold palmers, art, autographs, band aids, billy jack, bloody mary, boats, books, bratty kids, brooke shields, butt cracks, c.i.a., cameras, candy, carnivals, carrie, cars, chocolate, claymation, clogs, comedy, cooties, creeps, cry babies, dada, davey and goliath, devo, dirt clods, dogs, dolls, doors, dreams, dummies, dvds, earthquakes, eyeball, fat kids, fire, flesh, ghosts, giant robots, glitter, grass, green olives, gross, haji, halloween, hard luck susan, hawiian punch, hobos, hollywood, horror movies, ice, ice tea, john carpenter, kachina, kah, kank, kiki, kim deal, klaus nomi, kool aid, lenora claire, linda blair, live journal, lizzy borden, lucille ball, m-80's, mackenzie phillips, mad libs, magazines, make up, medicine, ming, money, monte hellman, morrissey, movies, noam chomsky, ocean, oil of olay, p.j. soles, pam grier, photography, photos, pictures, pippi longstocking, pixies, polaroid, potty, projectors, pugs, punks, red carpet, requiem for a dream, retards, robots, rum, runaways, russ meyer, samantha stevens, secrets, shaye saint john, shirley temple, people falling off stage, singing, sloppy joes, strangers with candy, subconscious, suede, sunglasses, super-8, tan lines, telephones, the breeders, the smiths, true crime, watermelon, waves, wheelchairs, whiskey, wigs, wire therapy, witchiepoo, yelling, zombies
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I listen to many songs performed by many artists........this is just a small list that will grow,and grow.......The Stylistics,Ethyl Meatplow,JFA,Circle Jerks,Queen,Radiohead,The Smiths,Suede,DEVO,Klaus Nomi,PJ Harvey,Marc Bolan, T. Rex, The Velvet Underground, Blondie, The Pretenders, David Bowie, The Ramones, The Pixies,Morrissey,Sex Pistols,BTO,Deer Hoof,Goblin,Alice Donut,KISS,Janis Joplin,Led Zeppelin,The Doors,Air,El Nino,KGB,Nirvana,Echo and the BunnymenREM,Frank Black,Minor Threat,Olivia Newton John,Hard Luck Susan,Daniel Johnston,Missing Persons,The Carrie Nations,Gidget Gein,The Breeders,Sonic Youth,The Who,Bucket Head
Movies
********Too many to list...omg....I love to watch movies.I am open to any and all types of movies...Just ask me...************
*******Its perfectly natural. You've been burnt in a fire."**********
Eve was weak. Say it!!I didn't sin mama....You're always walking around all moping around.I learned everything from this film...I did...honest. Please watch it again and again...Eve was so very weak.http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ShayeSaintJohn
Television
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God gave Davey Hanson sores.I do. I really,really do love Lucy.I watch Dr. Phil for insight in to Kristen's mental problems. I watch Oprah to see the future......These two classy ladies changed my life!!!! Who do you like more? I would not mind getting a case of Mary Tyler Sores. They are so beautiful....Preena read her Autobiography to me....
Books
When I look at words they look like this to me..."hjsw2kk dg7sk nziye." Gawd.
Oh well. I have books with pictures that make sounds when it is time to turn the page. Sometimes, I stay on the same page after the sound because I like the picture so much. Sometimes I hire people to read aloud for me. The best person so far was Lisa Whelchel she would get drunk and read like she had a hair lip. Lisa said being on THE FACTS OF LIFE was lame because Charlotte Rae had a meth addiction and Nancy McKeon smelled like barf. Lisa said the nicest person on the set was her heroin dealer.I tried to call Lisa last week so she could read me the article on "Why Most People Are So Gross" in Readers Digest but her "sister" said Lisa is touching the angels. WTF?! So I called Shelley Long instead. Shelley came over but instead of reading to me she carved "Meatball" with a knife on my Davenport. I told her to leave immediately. She started retching then,I think,pooped in her pants. I called Bo Derek to come and pick her up. GAWD.Briquette is writing my Biography,the irony is I will never be able to read it:( But Kay Lenz said she would be happy to read it to me.Yay!Juju Xing reads stories,without pages,without words....? Karen Valentine could do the same thing.
BIZARRE Magazine did a nice article about me. Peggy Flemming read it aloud to me while I ignored her. She is such a sweetie.
Heroes
Everyone on my team!!! Yay for us!The Smarts!!!When Liz was found alive,thank gawd,I asked her what they fed her and if she thought of me all the time she was living in that cardboard hell hole. Liz said to me,"What thou sayest?". I was all WHAT!!!!??? Her mother,angry about the cancellation of LOVE,SIDNEY, slapped a CPK doll and prayed for the re-release of CRY FOR CANDY.
Shaye Saint John
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Trigger 1: happy Turkey Day .. Add to My Profile | More VideosHello Again.JOIN THE ARMY! Art by:Ed Mironiuk
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shaye is my little porkchop *lol*
shaye is eager to get all rested up and come back to teach,
shaye is told that the image is "fuzzy",
shaye is still reeling from the news,
shaye is open to that,
shaye is never allowed to take off or become anything new or creative,
shaye is a must,
shaye is hiding a big secret from cody,kathy lee's son,
shaye is looking to,
shaye is a past,
shaye is going to be like Marlo T. on stage,
shaye is the queen of procrastination and the duchess of babbling,
shaye is the true wizard of "lord of the rings,
shaye is an initiated adept and teacher in the rocky mountain mystery school,
shaye is keeping a journal for us,
shaye is being recognized by the dga honors as a pioneer of the independent film movement and for his enormous contribution to Wire Therapy,
shaye is already working towards her life's goal,
shaye is the party,
shaye is the cia official video star!!,
shaye is safe at home playing with m-80's,
shaye is delayed in speech ~ at age 3,
shaye is afraid of being swept away by a tidal wave,
shaye is a girl who runs away to become a pilot and poses as a man to buy booze!,
shaye is glenn hubbard's daughter
shaye is the daughter of stacy warnock
shaye is reading a Judy Blume book,
shaye is an art collector,
shaye is displeased,
shaye is engagingly raunchy as mary's over,
shaye is a self portrait of strength,
shaye is radiant as the mutton dressed as lamb,
shaye is inconsolable,
shaye is great as jams insane mother,
shaye is going to be in some movie about Kiki,
shaye is presently in the chamber,
shaye is playing a weird blue deck i have not seen before but i am sure it is good,
shaye is pregnant with Preena's adopted sister-again,
shaye is making me sign this picture of sissy spacek,
shaye is a librarian,
shaye is a far cry from the characters she has played in recent vids,
shaye is open to publishing new writers,
shaye is in a suit,
shaye is a great trader,
shaye is interested in island ecosystem and seabird conservation,
shaye is right,
shaye is going to be there and i havent seen jon in a while and that would be nice,
shaye is the strongest,
shaye is attached,
shaye is one of those wonderful people,
shaye is the associate editor,
shaye is an ultra,
shaye is hot on his tail,
shaye is "his own worst enemy " and "a tragic figure,
shaye is making progress,
shaye is also charmed by frank,
shaye is interested in making a third blade film,
shaye is a liar,
shaye is Preena's friend,
shaye is delightfully despicable as the mom from hell,
shaye is working on the design for the blog,
shaye is admittedly disappointed about the lackluster performance of HTD at the box office,
shaye is the oldest,
shaye is zamaane main teri aamud se mere dil ke aashiyane main,
shaye is officially not,
shaye is now in kindergarten,
shaye is here,
shaye is in kindergarten and acting like she is ready to graduate and take on the world,
shaye is a walking duality!Trailer for my DVD. Now on sale at indicanpictures.com,Amazon and other fine retailers.Buy one for yourself and 2 for a friend.I need some skin tape due to my condition. What do you think?I totally have fits while drawing on my show. Poor Distayne:(I think the "beekie-cockie" worm is inside the wood:(
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NOW AVAILABLE!!! "Shaye Saint John: The Triggers Compilation" DVD! Purchase at indicanpictures.com
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Who I'd like to meet: A Mummy,that ugly girl who set Carla's house on fire,Sissy Spacek,Pam Grier,the creep who wrote all over my guest book,Tommy Ross,Lon Chaney,John Waters,Tissue,Lucille Balls ghost,anyone who has flesh eating disease(gross),Gene Simmons,Andy Warhol,Cat Woman,Rhoda Morgenstern,Noam Chomsky,David Bowie,Edison,Piper Laurie,The Olsen Twins,Brooke Shields,Brian DePalma,Margot Kidder,that crippled brilliant guy,David Lynch,Twiggy,Susan Dey,Doug Henning,My maker,WitchiePoo,Morrissey,and all the rest of the kidnapped angels..
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
DROPPING BY TO SAY HI AND TO LEAVE YOU A STORY OF AN UNFORTUNATE TIME! This one is called....
'WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE'
Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain. What I thought was the rain, And arthritical pain Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.
“What you’ve got here are teeth, That lie deep beneath Your lower spinal frame.”
I listen in aw, as he starts to explain That what I was feeling, And my continuous screaming, Was not from a dream, But simply a twin, That settled right in, And began to devour my spleen!
My backache is from this invader, That grinds on my spine like a saw. And all that remains of this twin inside me Is a mouthful of teeth and a jaw.
I feel an attack as it gnaws on my back, When I lay on my back, that’s when The teeth start to bite, In the middle of night, I wake up in pain yet again.
The doc called it Lillian, my sister inside, I screamed out in pain when she gnawed on my side. There’s nothing to do! There’s no way to sleep! The doc says that Lillian is one in a billion And I can’t live without her, She makes my heart beat!
So it’s off now to bed, the worst place I dread. I’ll do anything to fall fast asleep. But I won’t be surprised when I’m closing my eyes, That it’s she who starts grinding her teeth!
......Well, since Myspace has a limit on comment space, just click below and see the ending to my twisted tale:
Whats up!! Hope all is well, check out Reverend H Chronicles new album Deformation at 101d.com. We are preparing the tour, adding some awesome bands like Kill Process, God in a Machine, State Of Affliction and more.. Get on the band wagon, and come out to the shows
****************CAMP SUNTAN!!!! I want a camp for kids with severe problems to teach them how to audition for commercials and voice over work. It has been a pet project of mine for over 6 minutes and I hope it becomes a reality.*************************************
Baby Jana doll!!The first,stage 1 progeria Doll with "skee skee toddler sores"!.
C.P.S. aka Celebrity Potty Stains.
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accidents, acting, agnes moorehead, amputation, amy sedaris, andy warhol, apology magazine, arnold palmers, art, autographs, band aids, billy jack, bloody mary, boats, books, bratty kids, brooke shields, butt cracks, c.i.a., cameras, candy, carnivals, carrie, cars, chocolate, claymation, clogs, comedy, cooties, creeps, cry babies, dada, davey and goliath, devo, dirt clods, dogs, dolls, doors, dreams, dummies, dvds, earthquakes, eyeball, fat kids, fire, flesh, ghosts, giant robots, glitter, grass, green olives, gross, haji, halloween, hard luck susan, hawiian punch, hobos, hollywood, horror movies, ice, ice tea, john carpenter, kachina, kah, kank, kiki, kim deal, klaus nomi, kool aid, lenora claire, linda blair, live journal, lizzy borden, lucille ball, m-80's, mackenzie phillips, mad libs, magazines, make up, medicine, ming, money, monte hellman, morrissey, movies, noam chomsky, ocean, oil of olay, p.j. soles, pam grier, photography, photos, pictures, pippi longstocking, pixies, polaroid, potty, projectors, pugs, punks, red carpet, requiem for a dream, retards, robots, rum, runaways, russ meyer, samantha stevens, secrets, shaye saint john, shirley temple, people falling off stage, singing, sloppy joes, strangers with candy, subconscious, suede, sunglasses, super-8, tan lines, telephones, the breeders, the smiths, true crime, watermelon, waves, wheelchairs, whiskey, wigs, wire therapy, witchiepoo, yelling, zombies
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I listen to many songs performed by many artists........this is just a small list that will grow,and grow.......The Stylistics,Ethyl Meatplow,JFA,Circle Jerks,Queen,Radiohead,The Smiths,Suede,DEVO,Klaus Nomi,PJ Harvey,Marc Bolan, T. Rex, The Velvet Underground, Blondie, The Pretenders, David Bowie, The Ramones, The Pixies,Morrissey,Sex Pistols,BTO,Deer Hoof,Goblin,Alice Donut,KISS,Janis Joplin,Led Zeppelin,The Doors,Air,El Nino,KGB,Nirvana,Echo and the BunnymenREM,Frank Black,Minor Threat,Olivia Newton John,Hard Luck Susan,Daniel Johnston,Missing Persons,The Carrie Nations,Gidget Gein,The Breeders,Sonic Youth,The Who,Bucket Head
*******Its perfectly natural. You've been burnt in a fire."**********
Eve was weak. Say it!!I didn't sin mama....
You're always walking around all moping around.
I learned everything from this film...I did...honest. Please watch it again and again...Eve was so very weak.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ShayeSaintJohn
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God gave Davey Hanson sores.
I do. I really,really do love Lucy.
I watch Dr. Phil for insight in to Kristen's mental problems. I watch Oprah to see the future......
These two classy ladies changed my life!!!! Who do you like more? I would not mind getting a case of Mary Tyler Sores. They are so beautiful....Preena read her Autobiography to me....
Juju Xing reads stories,without pages,without words....? Karen Valentine could do the same thing.
BIZARRE Magazine did a nice article about me. Peggy Flemming read it aloud to me while I ignored her. She is such a sweetie.
The Smarts!!!When Liz was found alive,thank gawd,I asked her what they fed her and if she thought of me all the time she was living in that cardboard hell hole. Liz said to me,"What thou sayest?". I was all WHAT!!!!??? Her mother,angry about the cancellation of LOVE,SIDNEY, slapped a CPK doll and prayed for the re-release of CRY FOR CANDY.
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JOIN THE ARMY! Art by:Ed Mironiuk
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shaye is my little porkchop *lol*
shaye is eager to get all rested up and come back to teach,
shaye is told that the image is "fuzzy",
shaye is still reeling from the news,
shaye is open to that,
shaye is never allowed to take off or become anything new or creative,
shaye is a must,
shaye is hiding a big secret from cody,kathy lee's son,
shaye is looking to,
shaye is a past,
shaye is going to be like Marlo T. on stage,
shaye is the queen of procrastination and the duchess of babbling,
shaye is the true wizard of "lord of the rings,
shaye is an initiated adept and teacher in the rocky mountain mystery school,
shaye is keeping a journal for us,
shaye is being recognized by the dga honors as a pioneer of the independent film movement and for his enormous contribution to Wire Therapy,
shaye is already working towards her life's goal,
shaye is the party,
shaye is the cia official video star!!,
shaye is safe at home playing with m-80's,
shaye is delayed in speech ~ at age 3,
shaye is afraid of being swept away by a tidal wave,
shaye is a girl who runs away to become a pilot and poses as a man to buy booze!,
shaye is glenn hubbard's daughter
shaye is the daughter of stacy warnock
shaye is reading a Judy Blume book,
shaye is an art collector,
shaye is displeased,
shaye is engagingly raunchy as mary's over,
shaye is a self portrait of strength,
shaye is radiant as the mutton dressed as lamb,
shaye is inconsolable,
shaye is great as jams insane mother,
shaye is going to be in some movie about Kiki,
shaye is presently in the chamber,
shaye is playing a weird blue deck i have not seen before but i am sure it is good,
shaye is pregnant with Preena's adopted sister-again,
shaye is making me sign this picture of sissy spacek,
shaye is a librarian,
shaye is a far cry from the characters she has played in recent vids,
shaye is open to publishing new writers,
shaye is in a suit,
shaye is a great trader,
shaye is interested in island ecosystem and seabird conservation,
shaye is right,
shaye is going to be there and i havent seen jon in a while and that would be nice,
shaye is the strongest,
shaye is attached,
shaye is one of those wonderful people,
shaye is the associate editor,
shaye is an ultra,
shaye is hot on his tail,
shaye is "his own worst enemy " and "a tragic figure,
shaye is making progress,
shaye is also charmed by frank,
shaye is interested in making a third blade film,
shaye is a liar,
shaye is Preena's friend,
shaye is delightfully despicable as the mom from hell,
shaye is working on the design for the blog,
shaye is admittedly disappointed about the lackluster performance of HTD at the box office,
shaye is the oldest,
shaye is zamaane main teri aamud se mere dil ke aashiyane main,
shaye is officially not,
shaye is now in kindergarten,
shaye is here,
shaye is in kindergarten and acting like she is ready to graduate and take on the world,
shaye is a walking duality!
Trailer for my DVD. Now on sale at indicanpictures.com,Amazon and other fine retailers.Buy one for yourself and 2 for a friend.
I need some skin tape due to my condition. What do you think?
I totally have fits while drawing on my show. Poor Distayne:(
I think the "beekie-cockie" worm is inside the wood:(
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A Mummy,that ugly girl who set Carla's house on fire,Sissy Spacek,Pam Grier,the creep who wrote all over my guest book,Tommy Ross,Lon Chaney,John Waters,Tissue,Lucille Balls ghost,anyone who has flesh eating disease(gross),Gene Simmons,Andy Warhol,Cat Woman,Rhoda Morgenstern,Noam Chomsky,David Bowie,Edison,Piper Laurie,The Olsen Twins,Brooke Shields,Brian DePalma,Margot Kidder,that crippled brilliant guy,David Lynch,Twiggy,Susan Dey,Doug Henning,My maker,WitchiePoo,Morrissey,and all the rest of the kidnapped angels..
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