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SIMON PALOMARES
Stand-Up / Alternative / Latino
SIMON PALOMARES Simon Palomares Comedian

Male
15 years old
Melbourne
Australia



Last Login: 10/30/2009
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TV ShowsThe Foosy Show, the worlds only table soccer weekly TV show. Channel 31 10pm Wednesdays. Melbourne. 10pm Fridays Adelaide A relatively new addition to the C31 comedy line up is The Foosy Show. Possibly the only television show in existence that is dedicated to the sport of Foosball (Table Soccer), George Kapiniaris and Simon Palomares host each episode that features one singles and one doubles match. The competition leads up to a series final where the winner earns a Foosball Table as the grand prize. George and Simon provide humorous commentary for the matches, John Burgos acts as referee and a guest comedian performs the half time entertainment. It is a show that appeals to everyone, regardless of their interest in sport. The Foosy Show screens at 3:30pm on Mondays and 10pm on Wednesdays. The Groggy Squirrel
FilmsThe Light Horsemen. Shooting Elizabeth. La Spagnola. SOUTH PARK IN SPANISH
AlbumsSimon and George Who let the wogs out at Taylor Lakes. IL DAGO "ANTIPASTO".

    SIMON PALOMARES's Interests
GeneralTHE THREE Ks KOMEDY, KOOKING AND AIKIDO.
MusicIf somenthing happened to me and they found my ipod they would say "what the...?" it's a very weird mix of ecclectic choices from Carlos Jobim to My Chemical Romance to Ana Maria Pradera to Gavin Degraw to Marisol to Les Negresses Vertes. I love the shuffle button.
TelevisionAcropolis Now "Carmen You are too Bizet"

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BooksJust read The Shadow of the wind. The Kite Runner.
Groups: Melbourne ComicsLA Comedians" THE ROYAL BRIGADE "...new cartoon series * fan club 48 pgs. {Read Book 1. all pics and facts sheets featured online}KING MERLIN AND THE RAPP LORDS (read kids book two)...fan clubSoccer in Australia

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Comedian


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About me:
Comedian, I get up on stage, people laugh, I step down, been doing this for a while.
Who I'd like to meet:
More people than Tom.

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Spunky_Munkey

Spunky_Munkey



Nov 30 2009 8:30 AM

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Gypsy Crims

Gypsy Crims



Nov 1 2009 4:30 PM


 

GREAT SHOW WE DID AT THE BUTTERFLY TOGETHER AGAIN SIMON.. ALL THE BEST. ORLANDO
Falloe

Falloe



Sep 28 2009 4:05 PM

Falloe launch their long awaited debut album...
Wednesday 30th of September.
The Corner Hotel. 57 Swan St. Richmond.
Just next to railway bridge Cnr Stewart St.
Doors 7:30 Special Guests tessa and the typecast.
and The Diamonds (String Duet)
Corner Hotel Launch Beat Magazine
Juan Martinez Ortega

Juan Martinez Ortega



Jul 2 2009 5:48 AM

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Gypsy Crims

Gypsy Crims



Jun 4 2009 5:03 AM

Gypsy Crims
Friday, June 12th 2009 8:00 pm

‘Awesome music. Your stuff is really incredible’ (Tommy Emmanuel).
In this flamenco duo, Orlando performs his all original flamenco guitar compositions on the the guitar of his dreams, made in 1973 by Faustino Conde, Paco De Lucia's Luthier, accompanied by Michael Kontachristos on the cajon flamenco drum. A night of infectious gypsy flamenco by two of Melbourne's internationally recognised flamenco artists.


Boite World Music Cafe - 1 Mark Street North Fitzroy
Bookings, enquiries 9417 1983
www.boite.com.au
Frisky Librarian

Frisky Librarian



Jan 1 2009 10:29 AM

Hey stranger! Hope 08 has been a splendiferous year for you.

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Sebastián

Sebastián



Dec 2 2008 4:08 PM

El 16 de Diciembre o de enero?
Yo la verdad es que no vivo en Madrid pero podría coincidir con alguna actuación que estuviera alli, normalmente estoy en Salamanca.
De todas maneras si estoy por Madrid nos veremos seguro.
Si vas a ver a Kike Macías el me avisará.
Mish

michelle pinkowski



Nov 30 2008 6:51 AM

you are one of the funniest people i know
be happy.
Falloe

Falloe



Nov 24 2008 9:42 AM

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Kim

Kim Bumgarner



Oct 31 2008 12:41 AM

Happy Halloweenskeleton
Sebastián

Sebastián



Oct 5 2008 10:35 AM

Gracias por el Add!
Eres un crack!

Sebas "El Rayo"
ENRIQUE™

Enrique Alonso Horna



Oct 4 2008 1:49 AM

Hey simon,

just wanted to say thanks for the show at the Hornsby RSL last nite. Was laughing all night long! Cuidate y estaremos en contacto

-Enrique
Agata

Agata



Oct 2 2008 2:26 PM

HI SIMON,
THANKS FOR THE ADD AND HAVE TO SAY WE HAD A FANTASTIC NIGHT AT THE CASA D'ABRUZZO, LOTS OF FUN AND LAUGHTER AND AN ENJOYABLE NIGHT. THANKS FOR THE AUTOGRAPHS AND PICS. WILL POST SOME PICS. ON MY SPACE. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON.
CIAO AGATA
XX
The Birdmann

The Birdmann



Sep 25 2008 1:53 PM

Hi Simon, This is my full show! T'Bird

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"One of a kind" -The Sunday Mail

"funny…invigorating…triumph" -The Age

www. thebirdmann. com. au

­Venue: Festival Hub- Meeting Room- Arts House, North Melbourne Town Hall

Season Dates: 26/09/2008 - 03/10/2008, Excluding 29/09

Times/Notes: All shows @ 7:45pm except Sunday 28/9/08 @ 6:45pm

Opening Night 26/9/08 with 2 for 1 tickets.



Bookings: Festival Tix: 03 9660 9666 or www. melbournefringe. com.
au
ben-jamin

ben costanzo



Sep 24 2008 1:31 AM

mate, saw your show on sunday night at cas d'abruzzo in epping, funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It's a great show, keep up the good work...
Lisa

Lisa



Aug 5 2008 10:07 AM

14? (lol)

Lisa
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Lou Sanz

Lou Sanz



Jun 22 2008 2:28 AM

I think it will be the line that opens my novel...or my fringe show...rather undecided.

Thanks for the Kudos.

Louise
redfish

redfish



Jun 9 2008 9:35 PM

Thanks for the add!!
Have a great weekend from me and Goblin
xx

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Lisa

Lisa



May 31 2008 6:49 AM

Just keeping everything crossed (lol)

Lisa
Leanne

Leanne Tingley



May 3 2008 2:14 AM

hi there sweetness hope your having a great weekend:)
Leanne xx
Paul Kent

Paul Kent



Apr 12 2008 9:19 AM

Hope you're well .... love you to meet Retro Ron...

christinaa

Cicio Barbaratano



Mar 31 2008 10:00 AM

ey simon just dropping a comment to let u know how much i luvv tha layout!!
bubble wrap..too cool
Jade

Jade



Mar 30 2008 4:44 AM

Hey Simon!
The whole family absolutely loved the show last night. Highly hilarious, thank-you very much!
~Jade
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Georgia Stergiadis



Mar 26 2008 2:23 PM

Hola Simon como estas?

I hope that the Sunday show isn't sold out, I really want to see you perform again. I thought that you were only having one show and because I was working that night I said "eh 'll wait until next time". So now I hope the Sunday show isn't sold out. I'd be totally bummed!

Anyway mi amigo, keep it rocking!

Adios.
Fran and Roxanne - Room for Rent

Fran and Roxanne - Room for Rent



Mar 24 2008 1:46 PM

Hey!

See you tonight! - before show - no glasses - during show - glasses. I'll introduce myself ;)

xx Lou
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