LORD ZiON
LORD ZiON I think they're onto me...

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69 years old
London and South East
United Kingdom



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    LORD ZiON's Interests
GeneralLying, theft and deception. Honestly.
MusicMy band, SPiT LiKE THiS. The coolest motherfuckers on earth. Period.

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SPiT LiKE THiS :: CULT UK ROCK BAND :: SPiTLiKETHIS.com // Next is a list of music that I have, love or has INSPiRED me (in CAPS) either musically, emotionally or both... ADAM ANT/ADAM AND THE ANTZ, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Babylon AD, The Bang Gang, Bang Tango, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Blur, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Cats In Boots, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Clannad, Clockwork Orange, Conan The Barbarian, The Cult, DEF LEPPARD, DURAN DURAN, Eminem, Erotic Suicide, FASTER PUSSYCAT, FRANKiE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, GARY NUMAN, GENESiS, Girl, Girls Aloud, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Great White, GUNS 'N' ROSES, Hanoi Rocks, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Huey Lewis And The News, Imani Copolla, INXS, Jimmy Ray, KiD ROCK, KiSS, LA GUNS, Love/Hate, Madonna, MARC BOLAN/T-REX, Megadeth, METALLiCA, MOTLEY CRUE, Obie Trice, Pantera, Poison, PRiNCE, QUEEN, Ratt, Rob Zombie, ROCKY HORROR, SCiSSOR SiSTERS, SEX PiSTOLS, SHAKiN' STEVENS, SHOTGUN MESSiAH, Sepultura, Slayer, THE SWEET, Tigertailz, TLC, Van Halen, WASP, Warrant, WiLDHEARTS, Whitesnake - and loads more besides!
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MoviesSTAR WARS, hedwig and the angry inch, clockwork orange, secretary, almost famous, american beauty, natural born killers, dusk til dawn, the classic kevin smith movies, superstar, most things with ben stiller in, rocky horror show, boogie nights, little shop of horrors, jack black stuff, that funny bloke from anchorman - will ferrell, that's it - old '80's john hughes type moviez...can't think of anything else at the moment but, anything that makes me think, laugh or cry. blandness kills me.......
TelevisionMoonlighting, Family Guy, Simpsons, Larry Sanders, Peep Show, Man Stroke Woman, Bo' Selecta, Brass Eye, Little Britain, Louis Theroux, Jimmy Carr, League Of Gentlemen, Will & Grace, Ricky Gervais, Spaced, Seinfeld, Spin City, Peter Kay, Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Andrew Dice Clay, 90210, Cosby Show, Scrubs, Nighty Night, Derren Brown, Big Train, Roseanne, Ellen, Caroline In The City, The Critic, Cheers, Frasier, Eddie Izzard, Married With Children, People Like Us, Sex And The City... I shan't go on, rather summarize by saying: most intelligent comedies, some dumbass ones, anything that will fill my brain with information without boring me...
BooksAny autobiography / biography. Mainly though, I like the "how to take over the world" style bookz and anything that improvez my mind...
HeroesMe, Myself and I...
Groups: Adam AntSadistsROCKIN FOREVERMETAL MANIACS UNITEGOTH GLAMMichael MonroePIGTAILS MAKE GIRLS LOOK SO MUCH HOTTEROld School Rock N Roll Players

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:GODFATHER OF THE SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE

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GODFATHER OF THE SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE >> ..

I created the SPiT LiKE THiS Universe with more than a little help from my partner in crime, ViKKi SPiT. We started off with absolutely nothing other than a few hair-brained ideas but, we seem to have captured some people's imaginations.

How do you start a whole Universe from scratch? Well, believe it or not, it started with the sale of Vikki's used panties on eBay. We used the funds from that to record and release the first SPiT LiKE THiS EP, "The Pop Shot!". We also set up our Offensive T-shirt company, SMELLYOURMUM.COM. The idea behind the latter was to provide us with enough income to eat and also fund SLT.

You know what? IT WORKED!

In the UK, SMELLYOURMUM.COM is the FiRST choice for anyone that wants decent, hand-printed, offensive T-shirts. I design them, Vikki prints them. Our overheads are low so the prices are low. Check them out (banner below) and buy something safe in the knowledge that you are funding Rock n Roll!

As for the band, well, we just go from strength to strength. Like with all artistic endeavors, you have moments in the light and moments in the shade but, on the whole, we are winning. It hasn't been easy but, we aren't going anywhere and there are enough people out there that give a shit about what we do to know that it has meaning.

SPiT LiKE THiS is the musical embodiment of everything that I am. I am not someone to fuck with and nor is my band. We are on a mission to recruit as many sick fucks as we can on our journey. Twisted people that want their buttons pushed. Twisted freaks that want to push people's buttons.

Is there any other way?

No. I have yet to witness another band that delights and angers in equal amounts. For everyone that loves us, you will find another that hates us. And that is the way it should be. The fact is, we are NOT trying to appeal to everyone. We are NOT trying to be the next this or the next that. We are the first SPiT LiKE THiS. We ARE the band your parents warned you about. We ARE for real.

Don't believe me? Then check us out. Banner is below.

And this is what my life is right now. My daily task is to entertain, enthrall, enlighten freaks like you and to outrage, anger, annoy everyone else.

So, why not become a part of it? You know you want to...

SPiT LiKE THiS >>

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FREE SPiT LiKE THiS STiCKERZ!!

THANK YOU!
4th August 2006 - Big thanx to those who voted me a ROCK DEViL this month - you obviously know your stuff!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with an ounce of originality. Everyone else, PLEASE fuck off now.



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L.E.A.P London Essex Area Paranormal

L.E.A.P London Essex Area Paranormal



Oct 30 2009 1:30 PM

Hiya! Thanks for the add! :-) x
KARKAS Records Webteam Member Vampire Lysistrata

Vampire Queen



Oct 30 2009 1:30 PM

Happy Halloween from Karkas Records
tracey

tracey



Oct 20 2009 8:35 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN XX
♱ Crystal Gothicity ♱

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Oct 16 2009 11:26 PM

Have a smoking hot weekend!
d0LLzz

d0LLzz



Oct 15 2009 9:34 PM

Have a awesome week

^_^

Kisses
d0LLzz
Enchanted Burlesque

Enchanted Burlesque



Sep 11 2009 3:41 PM

Back From The Dead Special

Starring

Mysti Vine - Probably the worlds only Black Burlesque Comedienne. Mysti is winging her way to us from Canada and she is bringing her world famous V-stume act with her.

Angel LaVey - Unveiling two new frighteningly original and bizarre Burlesque creations.

Glorian Gray - Eternal Burlesque from a very classy lady.

Al Rudge - Performing magic that will astound and mesmerize you.

Al Grant - The crazy Compere. Who knows what he will do or say next?

Violet Va Voom - The best things come in little packages, and this little lady will tease the pants off of you.

Wudwud - You've never seen stand - up comedy like this before.

Pipi Strella - Bringing a delightful Eastern twist to the evening.

This show will feature a Best Dressed Contest.

Please visit http://www.birminghamburlesque.com for full details and advance tickets.
RadioUgly.US

RadioUgly.US



Sep 11 2009 3:41 PM

Hope your having a great week!!
The Midnight Travellers

The Midnight Travellers



Aug 28 2009 2:39 PM

With your permission ... if you like rock ...
see our myspace!!!!
SEX SLAVES

SEX SLAVES



Aug 26 2009 10:14 PM

NICE TO MEET YA!
JERM76

JEremy SEachrIs



Aug 11 2009 3:33 PM

HELL-O L.Z. HOWS IT GOING?KICK ASS NEW ALBUM!!!!THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP L8R WIERD-O-RAMA
ANTHONY G./SOUNDMAN

Anthony GIsondI



Jul 29 2009 7:45 PM

Thanks for the Friendship !!
LOREN TRAMP

LOREN TRAMP



Jul 28 2009 4:59 PM

Have a great week!
Tamasyn

Tamasyn Jaime Corey Russell



Jul 20 2009 5:10 PM

yeah it was great :)
good to see you guys too!

Hope you're keeping well

Luv T x
~MLJ Promotions & Management~

~MLJ Promotions & Management~



Jul 18 2009 2:41 AM

Have a great weekend !!!
Enchanted Burlesque

Enchanted Burlesque



Jul 14 2009 2:20 AM

Time To Pick Your Poison: Heaven in High Heels or Hell on Earth.

Welcome to the darkest summer in the history of Birmingham burlesque, and the culprit behind this black summer? None other than Gehenna of the Silk Stocking Striptease Show. However, never fear, bringing the light to the event will be Angel LaVey of the Silk Stocking Striptease Show. Whether you want something, light and comical or dark and deviant, the 9th Silk Stocking Striptease Show will have something for you. Pick your poison, light or dark, we have it all and we guarantee to satisfy your cravings.

The Silk Stocking Striptease Show Nine will be taking place on the 8th of August 2009 at The Flapper Pub. Tickets will cost you £7.50 in advance from www.birminghamburlesque.com and will be on sale until midday on the 8th of August. You will be able to buy tickets on the door at £9 each, subject to availability. The doors to the show open at 7:30pm and the show will begin at 8:30pm.

The Silk Stocking Striptease Show is sponsored by WWW.SMELLYOURMUM.COM offensive slogan t-shirts
MANDY LION

MANDY LION



Jul 13 2009 1:37 AM

I just wanted to stop by to say thank you for being my friend.
rock & roll - FOREVER

MARCIE STAHL



Jul 10 2009 1:00 AM

GRETINGS MY FRIEND HOW RE YOU?? I WANTED TO STOP IN AND SHOW SOME LOVE TODAY

MUUAAHH
S.E.X. DEPARTMENT - new album out now!!!

S.E.X. DEPARTMENT - new album out now!!!



Jul 5 2009 10:21 PM

S.E.X. DEPARTMENT REPORT:

Hey, hey, soldier! Thanks for your support!
!!!ROCK'N'ROLL OR DIE!!!


S.E.X. DEPARTMENT
ALWAYS - ANYWAY
Rock Hard at the Willie

Rock Hard at the Willie



Jul 4 2009 3:44 PM

♫ROCK HARD AT THE WILLIE!♫
Edmonton’s best rock & metal nite @ the William IV pub

192 Hertford Road, Edmonton, N9 7HH

8th August, 29th August, 26th September & Halloween special 31st October

8pm til late

Only £2 on the door

www.myspace.com/rockhardatthewillie
ERIKA

ERIKA



Jun 30 2009 9:34 AM

ciao! Come va? grazie x l'amicizia!! erika
Capt'n Robbie

Robbie Tart



Jun 27 2009 2:04 AM

Wishing you a fantabulous weekend!!
CRASH STREET KIDS UK STREET TEAM

CRASH STREET KIDS UK STREET TEAM



Jun 23 2009 12:14 PM

thanks for adding us
you rock dude !!!!
♥Jessica Emily♥

Jessica McKeown



Jun 18 2009 5:19 PM

Thanks for the add! Hope all is well with you =)

Hugs,
Jess <3
The Hellraiser

The Hellraiser



Jun 9 2009 7:12 AM

^v^L.Z.^v^

Flyin by to say HELLo &
Thanx for being Friends !!

"TheBestToYa"
^H^v--v
~RockulaOn~
Debz

Debz



Jun 9 2009 9:51 PM

happy birthday hun !!!!!
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