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Jeff Caldwell
Veterans/Legends / Mainstream / Stand-Up

			"The Seersucker Assasin" Male 100 years old HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY United States Last Login:7/20/2008

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http://www.myspace.com/standupjeff

Jeff Caldwell's Comedian Bio

Website	standupguy.com
Influences	"Lucky Jim," Bob Somerby, Bruce Robinson, Richard Thompson
TV Shows	Late Show with David Letterman--CBS Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson--CBS Live at Gotham--Comedy Central Dennis Miller--CNBC Countdown with Keith Olbermann--MSNBC Sports Figures--ESPN2 Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank--E! Evening at the Improv--A&E The World Stands Up--Paramount TV (UK) The Lighter Side of Sports--ESPN Your Money and Your Life--Oxygen
Albums	I’m No Epidemiologist

Jeff Caldwell's Interests

Jeff Caldwell's Details

Status:	Married
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Occupation:	Writer/Comedian

Jeff Caldwell's Schools

Johns Hopkins University Baltimore,Maryland Graduated: 1984 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Civil Engineering	1980 to 1984
Shadow Mountain High School Phoenix,Arizona Graduated: 1980 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1978 to 1980

Jeff Caldwell's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian
Standup Comic and Writer

Jeff Caldwell's Clips

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Clips: 5

Total Plays: 4850

Plays Today: 2

Latest Ferguson

Run Time: 314

Plays: 40
Comments: 4

Latest Letterman

Run Time: 445

Plays: 389
Comments: 4

Jeff Caldwell at the Comic Strip, NYC

Run Time: 769

Plays: 1897
Comments: 24

Jeff Caldwell on "Ferguson"

Run Time: 327

Plays: 1005
Comments: 5

Jeff Caldwell on "Letterman"

Run Time: 394

Plays: 1519
Comments: 8

Upcoming Gigs

Jul 15 2008

8:30P

Gotham Comedy Club

New York NY

Jul 17 2008

7:00P

JR’s Last Laugh July 17-19

Erie PA

Jul 28 2008

8:30P

Comic Strip

New York NY

Aug 23 2008

8:00P

George Street Playhouse with Bobby Collins

New Brunswick NJ

Aug 23 2008

10:00P

George Street Playhouse with Bobby Collins

New Brunswick NJ

Sep 25 2008

8:00P

The Funny Farm--Sept. 25-28

Roswell GA

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Jeff Caldwell's Blurbs

About me:
"Funny and smart." That's what George Carlin had to say about Jeff Caldwell after a show at Caroline's in New York. "This guy is incredible," said Dennis Miller. Craig Ferguson and David Letterman said "very funny." CBS showed that they agreed with George, Craig, David and Dennis by giving Jeff a deal to develop his own sitcom. It didn't get on the air, but it was a nice thought!

Two years into an engineering Ph.D., Jeff decided to stop pretending to read texts and come out to his family and the world as a comedian. While he enjoys a successful and fulfilling comedy career, Jeff is reminded of his scientific past every month when his student loan bill arrives. Learn more at www.standupguy.com!

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DOUG FUN, Hilarius Maximus	Jul 10 2008 6:44 AM Too funny! You remain Caldo the Magnifico!
Josh Denny - Stand Up Comic	Jul 10 2008 5:36 AM Thanks for the add!
Alex	Jul 7 2008 9:30 PM YOU, Sir, reign as King of Retorts. Even via computer you make me laugh out loud. Best wishes for safe travels and packed gigs this month in NYC, Erie PA, Boston, & Nantucket Is. MA. Wow, good booking, to premiere “Comedy All-Stars” show on New England Sports Network! See ya Friday 25th. Have a blast in Beantowne! I once “ran” (euphemism!) the Boston Marathon. Heartbreak Hill is real. But the crowds were awesome. As they will be for you, All-Star Stand-Up Guy. And that sun thing? A good rule. : )
Fan Club for Davis	Jul 7 2008 8:39 PM The Fan Club for Davis, Craig Ferguson's imaginary sidekick, welcomes you & thanks you for adding. Now tell ALL those fabulous friends of yours about the very best imaginary fan club EVER!
Allie	Jul 3 2008 4:24 PM Nothing too exciting, except I'm back on the market. Watch out world.
Alex	Jul 2 2008 9:05 PM Hi, Jeff! Here’s an alternate reality: if you need a break from hilarity at Gotham & Comic Strip, come help stain & waterproof my deck. Bring friends. Guaranteed tan unless enveloped in SPF 214. Incentives? Barbeque. Skiing. Banter. Music. Ah. I thought not. Carry on, Funny Man. And let Freedom ring. Ally : ) Love that doggie in the window!
Allie	Jun 30 2008 7:54 PM Thats ok. I'm not doing too bad on my own.
Joe Schroeder	Jun 29 2008 6:45 PM Jeff, Your headshots are nothing to be ashamed of. Have you seen my 7th grade photo. I challenge you to a headshot showdown!!
Fishman in Switzerland	Jun 29 2008 2:41 PM Hey dude.. I was in the 'ole neighborhood a couple of weeks ago, but couldn't stay long. On the road from time to time. I'll let you know when I'm over your way again. Glad things are going well, and tell the little lady we (and Diz) said hello.
Cheryl	Jun 26 2008 6:30 PM Just wanted to say hi since I haven't in awhile. Hope all is well with you and the wife. We are renewing our lease this weekend at the same price! Woohoo! Love you!
Allie	Jun 25 2008 6:36 PM Let me know which ones are suitable, then i can take my pick. I need to win the lottery so I can take a nice vaca out to the wonderbread factory.
HORNS make bands sound BETTER	Jun 24 2008 12:00 PM Hey Sport - Transfer to DC is immanent. December. Hope to catch you live and in person Jeff. Hope you and the Ms. are swell. Sincerely, Ray
Erin Jackson	Jun 24 2008 10:10 AM Hey Jeff! So good to meet you this weekend. If you haven't already, click on over to Jesse's page and see the photo I left him... tee hee ;) Hope you got home in a semi-reasonable amount of time. Hope to see/work with you again soon. Look me up next time you're in DC!
Kat ♥s You	Jun 20 2008 3:49 PM Thanks for the add Jeff! Hope you're having a great day have a great weekend.
Alex	Jun 18 2008 11:21 PM Hi, Jeff! Hope Nebraska & “The Great American Comedy Festival” are terrific for you this week! Any baseball mojo ya want to send for when I see the Pirates play your hometown Yanks in Pittsburgh next Th? No wise cracks, I promise. Well, maybe just a FEW . . . Ally : )
Connie Sercey	Jun 15 2008 10:26 AM Have a great week Jeff!
.:Stevie D:.™	Jun 9 2008 7:43 AM Tremendously funny Sunday night set my friend...all 15 of us there had a blast!! I jest of course. Good to see you again...though I don't think Brett Leake realizes I meet him EVERY TIME you're in DC. It is, what it is...as the kids say. Love the new stuff...love the tweaks to my favs. Thank you for Kangaroo Boy...his appearance always gets me. Always. What are the odds we can get him on the ticket with Obama? Thanks again...and now I'm off to cut'n'paste the exact same thing over in Facebook. VIVA LA CALDWELL!!
Alex	Jun 8 2008 7:55 PM That Tom . . . What a kidder! Help Desk News: Friday, June 06, 2008 Blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs Repeating post in blogs We're working on it We're working on it We're working on it We're working on it (we really are looking into it : )
Mel	Jun 7 2008 8:56 AM Hey Jeff! Thanks for accepting! No need to say much myself. Girl below said it all : ) Thanks to her to bring my attention to your funny! (Can't believe I missed you on Ferguson.) But anyways, me and my "lumberjack guy" had a great time at the show in DC. Stay funny! Cheers, Mel
Alex	Jun 5 2008 9:31 PM Congrats on your new D.C. fans, Funny Man! “Had a blast” reviews for you, Pal! Quotes: “REALLY enjoyed his comedy! Had a GREAT night!” That 14th century Old English took our innocent Lumberjack aback. But I clarified: Swain: a male admirer or suitor Swine [Schwein]: 1) a domesticated pig or hog, descended from the wild boar; 2) a brutish or contemptible person Our unsuspecting German guests: however do they manage here, what with English their FIFTH LANGUAGE & all?! Hope you enjoyed the crowd & evening. An OurSpace observation, s'il vous plaît: Is it my computer or do the same five ‘blogs repeat 22 times here on your profile? That’s quite a system hiccup! Oh, Tommmmmmmmm . . . Your friendly neighborhood Web Log Marshall, Ally Oop : )
Alex	Jun 3 2008 7:57 PM Surely you jest, Kimosabe. What foolhardy fellow would dare match wits & wordsmithing & wisecracking with YOU? And when you’re packing a live mic? Ha! Child’s play. Besides he’s not “that kind” to heckle. Insult? Never! Banter? Maybe. If you start it & REALLY encourage him to. Posture/Bruise? Only if you flirt with his lady. But then, I don’t think YOU’RE “that kind”! . . . so everything will be über-cool, Dude. If I’m wrong & you ARE “that kind”, I hope you can duck & weave & break a 6-minute mile, several times in immediate succession. Seriously: they just love to laugh. You’re hilarious & very engaging. It’s a healthy co-dependency, made in heaven. Quid pro quo. That’s why I recall several SOLD-OUT shows for you! Muah! Ally ; )
♥ Amber ♥	Jun 2 2008 6:42 PM Well, surely once he knows. After all I have so much to offer... there's the thrilling veiws from my second story apartment, my uncanny ability to drop things off at the dry cleaners and call to order take out, and all this charming emotional baggage... now that you mention it who wouldn't want all this? :o)
Alex	Jun 2 2008 1:53 PM Hi, Jeff! Sending a friend from Germany to your D.C. gig at the Improv this week. Give her a hard time for me, please. Ya can’t miss her: sweet, petite, blonde, angel’s face. Sparkling, intelligent wit. Maybe her guy & his work friends – big man, thrill-seeking adventurer. Don’t mess with him. Wish I was joining them for an über-entertaining evening of Caldwell Comedy. You’re hilarious, Pal. Have a wonderful time! Send them my way for a visit when you’re done making merry. And charmingly sardonic. Ally : )
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