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THE DISTANCE
Alternative / Indie / Pop



London,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  7/20/2008
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   THE DISTANCE: General Info
Member Since5/18/2005
Band Websitethe-distance.co.uk
Band MembersDan 'Sir SingAlot' Mount - lead vocals & acoustic guitar | Katy 'tralalala' Wynne - backing vocals | Lawrence 'I read the Economist' Mount - electric guitar | Matt 'I'll treat ya right girl' Avery - bass | Max 'MadmanMcSkinz' Roache - drums |
InfluencesJohn Spencer Blues Explosion, The Cardigans, Belle & Sebastian, Supergrass, Kings of Convenience, The Magic Numbers, Coldplay, Radiohead, Led Zepplin, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, U2, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Guns'n Roses, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Corrosion of Conformity, Green Day, Robert Johnson, Elmore James, Lightning Hopkins, John Martin, Jerry Lee Lewis, Lynnrd Skynnrd, Eurythmics, Dave Grusin, Flanders & Swann, Counting Crows, Interpol, Ed Harcourt, Stone Roses, Turin Brakes, Blur, REM, Ben Harper, Johnny Cash, Ben Fold Five, Cake, Sublime, Muse, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boy Kill Boy, Beck, Prince, Simon & Garfunkel, Aqualung, Nina Simone, Janis Joplin, Scott Joplin, Fiona Apple, Blind Melon, Death Cab For Cutie, The Dears, The Killers, Jeff Buckley.
Sounds LikeSupergrass meets The Beautiful South at a masked ball and have their wicked, wicked way with her (whilst Elvis Costello looks on smoking a packet of lucky strikes).
Record LabelHmm...I know the answer to this one...er.....none!
Type of LabelNone




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CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO DOWNLOAD OUR TRACKS FOR 99P

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NEW!!!
LIVE VIDEO OF ’WHEN THE WHEELS CAME OFF’
from our recent Oxfam benefit gig.



ALSO NEW!!!
LIVE VIDEO OF NEW TRACK
’WE FOUGHT THE MACHINES (WITH ROCKS)’









LATEST REVIEWS:

"The Distance sound like a band that mean business...and you can quote me on that..." - DJ Tom Robinson - BBC 6 MUSIC

"Second release from this London based quintet, following last years aclaimed debut ’Stand Alone’...this quick-fire trio of cuts hits you full tilt with it’s rapidly tenacious hooks...it just plugs directly into your senses and causes the nerve endings to jangle uncontrollably...bitter sweet bashful pop that splits you to the core - utterly irresistable...perfect..." - LOSING TODAY MAGAZINE

"Fucking awesome...this London band have got themselves some fantastic reviews, and from the tracks ..ion here I can understand why...’Love is a Cruise Missile is a great track...’When The Wheels Came Off’ has a gorgeous chorus...’Self Help’ is just lovely...definitely a great band..." - MORPHINE NATION

"Nicely spangled and smartly worded...too well-formed erudite and mature for the indie kids...and too tough, too smart and too spiked for the foot-tapping, chin-stroking Time Out crowd...I look forward to their debut album." - UNPEELED MAGAZINE

"It’s hard not to be carried away by the wave of charm and energy..." - TASTY FANZINE

"We knew this was going to be good from the opening ten seconds..." - RECORD OF THE DAY

"This is a great EP which shows The Distance could have a very bright future." - INDIGO FLOW

"Sweet harmonies, laser-sharp melodies and monster choruses..." - OVERPLAY

"Catchy as anything..." - JOYZINE

"Thoughtful, well developed...very cool." - UNPEELED

"The Distance are great. Totally original...[they] obviously taken the time to sit down and think about their songs instead of rushing to record an EP they can send to record companies." - PEP-ROCK

"Nice laid back stuff. 8/10" -ATOMIC DUSTER

"Very catchy... It works the same as the Magic Numbers - it’s all about the harmonies and the chorus." - ROUGH TRADE


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AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR A STORY:

Doctor Von Deaths laugh echoed cruelly around the walls of his villainous stronghold high in the Bavarian mountains. The sun sank across the reddening sky, its last desperate rays bathing the towers of Castle Von Evilstein with an ominous crimson glow. In the great hall of the castle special agent Dan, resplendant in his elegant Saville Row tuxedo struggled against the restraints which tied him to the reinforced titanium platform suspended above a custom built industrial water tank his punishment for attempting to oppose the Doctors vile plans.
Und now Meester Dan his arch nemesis pronounced you will die like ze miserable meddling cockroach that you are! his prosthetic metal hand twitching ever closer to the lever which would condemn our hero to certain death. Meanwhile the ravenous hammerhead sharks jostled for deadly pole position in the waters below.
You wont get away with this snarled Dan defiantly your kind never does.
Das ist nonsense my friend the evil doctor purred I think it iz as how you say in your country? - that I hold all ze cards in zis particular ball game!
With all due respect, I think youll find that cards have nothing to do with ball games Mr. Death Dan angrily retorted.
Ah yes. the deranged quack smugly responded, Und you are in no position to criticize mein use of ze mixed metaphor. The crazed demagogue paused momentarily and focused his dark bloodshot eyes on his captive. Zoon you will be dead, und zer will be nothing any one can do to schtop my nefarious plans!
A hideous smile then crawled across Von Deaths face like a particularly loathsome spider By the next full moon I shall unleash my army of brainwashed clones upon ze music industry. Zey will swarm like locusts devouring every component of its marketing und distribution until all its commercial tentacles have been subordinated to ze promotion of my zombie-like manufactured product. Within weeks my victory will be so complete zat every mann, vomen und child will be enslaved to my derivative melodies, saccharine lyrics und mein cod-hip-hop uber-funky beats.
The maniacal medic paused to wipe the spittle from his cold grey lips, Und zen, Meester Dan, society will experience a new dawn..a new cultural era vitch vill place me at ze zenter of its slavish celebrity affections. I vill be worshiped by ze masses as a living GOD. In much ze same manner as Michael Bolton, James Blunt or ze mighty Richard Marx are worshipped today
And with that Dr Von Death convulsed in a bout of particularly savage laughter as his claw like hand activated the lever controlling the platform, safe in the knowledge that his flawless plan would shortly result in his idolization by countless millions....

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THE DISTANCE has 8165 friends.
 Siobhan 


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Siobhan





Jun 16 2008 2:14 PM

Having found my way back to Myspace, and reading a very old comment I had a thought. I heard that some kindly gentleman donated a bag of human organs to a hospital. Now, he was thanked for this, I wonder why no one thought it odd.

Hope you are well, glad to see I am still at the top, even if undeservedly so!
F.Y.B.A





Jun 15 2008 3:00 PM

hope u had an awsome weekend!!!!

pass by soon
Trouble Over Tokyo





Jun 9 2008 2:06 PM

COME!! it's FREEE and it will be GREAT!!

toph

Jam





Jun 4 2008 4:41 PM

Looking forward to you pleasuring me aurally in Putney next week.
:o)
Liza





May 2 2008 4:36 AM

HEY SWEETS, REMEMBER TO VISIT MY NEW CAFE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN TOWN. WOOT

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The C@rl





Apr 18 2008 10:25 PM

Keep Rockin!!
SporklovingNinja





Apr 9 2008 7:27 PM

Hey I hope the band is still doing great! :D -Ruth
Liza





Apr 5 2008 1:16 PM

hi hows my lovely stars doin?
Liza





Mar 18 2008 9:52 AM

-and have a very delicious Easter

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F.Y.B.A





Mar 14 2008 1:37 AM

jus passin to say hey

hope ur cool
Liza





Feb 26 2008 1:19 AM


Ritz





Feb 17 2008 12:26 PM

Well hello! I've been a horrible myspacer lately...How does this find you? Well, I hope. And playing lots of shows!!! :) I still do play your cds now and again at work.
Freak Electric Band





Feb 11 2008 12:38 AM

so many friends
so alone...
dOn..T U fOrGeT aBOuT mE?
greetingz
Liza





Feb 2 2008 7:56 AM

wassup dan?? miss ya, hope all is good where you are.
tons of love from me
Liza





Jan 12 2008 6:43 AM


™Mallory [Allons-y!]





Jan 10 2008 6:40 PM

Dan! This has to stop.
We haven't talked in awhile.
I miss ya.

What's going on?
Liza





Jan 9 2008 1:37 AM

hi lovely boys, hows it goin ??
;)
FunnyLovePainful





Dec 27 2007 9:15 AM

Yeeha!!!
Thanks for adding us!

Live-Song and new Pics online now!
Buy the new CD "...vacuum" at Amazon.de!
Liza





Dec 25 2007 11:17 PM

hi my lovely boys, sending you a big kiss and hoping you are havin a hot lovin time these days;)
kiss and love from me
NEW CUT SMILE





Dec 23 2007 5:14 AM

hope you have a messy christmas :)

nCs
xxoo
Liza





Dec 12 2007 12:08 PM

hi my lovely babies, long time no talk.. are you busy makin new stuff for Liza???
Brittany [hearts Derek]





Nov 18 2007 11:44 AM

omg thank you so much! you're the best. <3
~*Rachel*~





Nov 17 2007 2:18 PM

Justine ‡





Oct 31 2007 7:36 AM

Liza





Oct 31 2007 5:13 AM

hi my love
Myspace Layouts

Liza





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Liza





Oct 24 2007 9:25 AM

Hi Dan, I know its been a thousand years, how have u been sweetie? Much happend here but its all good.. Miss ya
™Mallory [Allons-y!]





Oct 21 2007 12:54 PM

Ohhhh mannnnnnn
It's Dannnn.
=]
I miss ya. What's going on?
CLEARFIELD **New Album Out Now!!**





Sep 8 2007 4:29 AM

Dear Daniel,

Please prepare yourself as I have a task. Meet up with Clearfield 12th Oct with puckered lips ready to devour several vessels of golden liquid freshly squeezed from the nipples of the beer god.All this with music provided by Staightjacket. Do you accept the challenge?
Liza





Sep 3 2007 3:05 AM

Hi Dan hope all is good, here it couldnt be better- sortof;)
kiss
Stephen Diablo





Aug 28 2007 1:29 PM

Thanks for the add.
Like the music.
Hayley Dee ♥





Aug 24 2007 5:46 PM

hey guys, i heard about you from my friend mallory, whom is actually in your top friends! And i think your music is brilliant! my favorite song is love is a cruise missile.
Liza





Aug 23 2007 4:14 AM

I just sooooooo much miss ya;)
Liza





Jul 12 2007 9:39 AM

booooooooooooooooooooys....... hi;)
muahs and mmmmm
liza
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Jul 5 2007 7:44 AM

You up for doing some OxJam stuff again this year?!
The Vision





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