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THE DISTANCE
Alternative / Indie / Pop



London
United Kingdom

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Member Since5/18/2005
Band Websitewww.the-distance.co.uk
Band MembersDan 'Sir SingAlot' Mount - lead vocals & acoustic guitar | Katy 'tralalala' Wynne - backing vocals | Lawrence 'I read the Economist' Mount - electric guitar | Matt 'I'll treat ya right girl' Avery - bass | Max 'MadmanMcSkinz' Roache - drums |
InfluencesJohn Spencer Blues Explosion, The Cardigans, Belle & Sebastian, Supergrass, Kings of Convenience, The Magic Numbers, Coldplay, Radiohead, Led Zepplin, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, U2, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Guns'n Roses, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Corrosion of Conformity, Green Day, Robert Johnson, Elmore James, Lightning Hopkins, John Martin, Jerry Lee Lewis, Lynnrd Skynnrd, Eurythmics, Dave Grusin, Flanders & Swann, Counting Crows, Interpol, Ed Harcourt, Stone Roses, Turin Brakes, Blur, REM, Ben Harper, Johnny Cash, Ben Fold Five, Cake, Sublime, Muse, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boy Kill Boy, Beck, Prince, Simon & Garfunkel, Aqualung, Nina Simone, Janis Joplin, Scott Joplin, Fiona Apple, Blind Melon, Death Cab For Cutie, The Dears, The Killers, Jeff Buckley.
Sounds LikeSupergrass meets The Beautiful South at a masked ball and have their wicked, wicked way with her (whilst Elvis Costello looks on smoking a packet of lucky strikes).
Record LabelHmm...I know the answer to this one...er.....none!


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CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO DOWNLOAD OUR TRACKS FOR 99P

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NEW!!!
LIVE VIDEO OF ’WHEN THE WHEELS CAME OFF’
from our recent Oxfam benefit gig.



ALSO NEW!!!
LIVE VIDEO OF NEW TRACK
’WE FOUGHT THE MACHINES (WITH ROCKS)’









LATEST REVIEWS:

"The Distance sound like a band that mean business...and you can quote me on that..." - DJ Tom Robinson - BBC 6 MUSIC

"Second release from this London based quintet, following last years aclaimed debut ’Stand Alone’...this quick-fire trio of cuts hits you full tilt with it’s rapidly tenacious hooks...it just plugs directly into your senses and causes the nerve endings to jangle uncontrollably...bitter sweet bashful pop that splits you to the core - utterly irresistable...perfect..." - LOSING TODAY MAGAZINE

"Fucking awesome...this London band have got themselves some fantastic reviews, and from the tracks ..ion here I can understand why...’Love is a Cruise Missile is a great track...’When The Wheels Came Off’ has a gorgeous chorus...’Self Help’ is just lovely...definitely a great band..." - MORPHINE NATION

"Nicely spangled and smartly worded...too well-formed erudite and mature for the indie kids...and too tough, too smart and too spiked for the foot-tapping, chin-stroking Time Out crowd...I look forward to their debut album." - UNPEELED MAGAZINE

"It’s hard not to be carried away by the wave of charm and energy..." - TASTY FANZINE

"We knew this was going to be good from the opening ten seconds..." - RECORD OF THE DAY

"This is a great EP which shows The Distance could have a very bright future." - INDIGO FLOW

"Sweet harmonies, laser-sharp melodies and monster choruses..." - OVERPLAY

"Catchy as anything..." - JOYZINE

"Thoughtful, well developed...very cool." - UNPEELED

"The Distance are great. Totally original...[they] obviously taken the time to sit down and think about their songs instead of rushing to record an EP they can send to record companies." - PEP-ROCK

"Nice laid back stuff. 8/10" -ATOMIC DUSTER

"Very catchy... It works the same as the Magic Numbers - it’s all about the harmonies and the chorus." - ROUGH TRADE


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AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR A STORY:

Doctor Von Deaths laugh echoed cruelly around the walls of his villainous stronghold high in the Bavarian mountains. The sun sank across the reddening sky, its last desperate rays bathing the towers of Castle Von Evilstein with an ominous crimson glow. In the great hall of the castle special agent Dan, resplendant in his elegant Saville Row tuxedo struggled against the restraints which tied him to the reinforced titanium platform suspended above a custom built industrial water tank his punishment for attempting to oppose the Doctors vile plans.
Und now Meester Dan his arch nemesis pronounced you will die like ze miserable meddling cockroach that you are! his prosthetic metal hand twitching ever closer to the lever which would condemn our hero to certain death. Meanwhile the ravenous hammerhead sharks jostled for deadly pole position in the waters below.
You wont get away with this snarled Dan defiantly your kind never does.
Das ist nonsense my friend the evil doctor purred I think it iz as how you say in your country? - that I hold all ze cards in zis particular ball game!
With all due respect, I think youll find that cards have nothing to do with ball games Mr. Death Dan angrily retorted.
Ah yes. the deranged quack smugly responded, Und you are in no position to criticize mein use of ze mixed metaphor. The crazed demagogue paused momentarily and focused his dark bloodshot eyes on his captive. Zoon you will be dead, und zer will be nothing any one can do to schtop my nefarious plans!
A hideous smile then crawled across Von Deaths face like a particularly loathsome spider By the next full moon I shall unleash my army of brainwashed clones upon ze music industry. Zey will swarm like locusts devouring every component of its marketing und distribution until all its commercial tentacles have been subordinated to ze promotion of my zombie-like manufactured product. Within weeks my victory will be so complete zat every mann, vomen und child will be enslaved to my derivative melodies, saccharine lyrics und mein cod-hip-hop uber-funky beats.
The maniacal medic paused to wipe the spittle from his cold grey lips, Und zen, Meester Dan, society will experience a new dawn..a new cultural era vitch vill place me at ze zenter of its slavish celebrity affections. I vill be worshiped by ze masses as a living GOD. In much ze same manner as Michael Bolton, James Blunt or ze mighty Richard Marx are worshipped today
And with that Dr Von Death convulsed in a bout of particularly savage laughter as his claw like hand activated the lever controlling the platform, safe in the knowledge that his flawless plan would shortly result in his idolization by countless millions....

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THE DISTANCE's Friends Comments
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Jack Alexander





Jun 30 2009 9:13 PM

Hey! Thanks for accepting! Hope you like the tunes, take it easy :) Byeee, j X
Liza♥





Jun 12 2009 2:27 PM

---droppin by to see whats goin on and to wish you a hot lovin weekend!!~
mwuah
sebastiano





Apr 11 2009 10:40 AM

Hi there, Have nice day seb
sebastiano





Apr 12 2009 11:47 AM

Happy Easter
Have nice day
Ben Martch





Apr 11 2009 9:27 AM

Hey, Glad we are new friends. I work with the best clubs in Lodo… let me know if you ever need anything for a birthday or any other special occation… I always have my events updated on my page so be sure to check it out!

Ben
mallory.





Feb 3 2009 2:50 AM

Daaan!

I was just on your profile yesterday listening to your music. okay, I'll add the new band.
That was you can have a grand total of three whole friends. Wow. You'll build up your friend's list again in no time. =]


How have you been?



xoxo
mal
Alicia {brite}





Feb 1 2009 7:16 PM

added your new band
the dirty sunshine





Jan 1 2009 6:47 PM

Happy New Year!!!

THE DISTANCE, you rock!
Already knew that didn't you!

Best wishes from us to you!!

Cheers,
thedirtysunshine
www. thedirtysunshine. com

Rock out the New Year with TDSST!
2009 Is Here!





Jan 1 2009 11:11 PM

AND love Steph.
F.Y.B.A - NEW TRACK!!!





Nov 13 2008 3:56 PM

Hey how u doin?

New tunes up on my page - pass by an lemme know wat u think if u got a spare few

Take it easy
Jam - 3songsnoflash.co.uk





Nov 22 2008 2:00 AM

Got any gigs coming up guys? I need my fix!
Graham B.





Oct 27 2008 11:34 AM

Good track, like it. D'you ever put yer gigs up on here? You should consider a little weekend tour of Cornwall sometime...
Seany





Oct 27 2008 3:49 PM

cheers dude i like havin when the wheel fell off as my profile song its awesome tune you guys shud come tour up north man would love to see a gig!!!
F.Y.B.A - NEW TRACK!!!





Sep 14 2008 7:10 PM

hows it goin?
Liza♥





Oct 11 2008 7:56 PM

hey Dan, its been awhile but I hope all is doin great with yall.. Ive just opend a new coffee shop so Im kinda short of time myself.
Get back to me;) Kiss
Seany





Oct 3 2008 6:04 PM

when the songs getting added i like the song i had on my profile and few of my mates were getting to hear and when yas comin up north!!!!
REMOLD





Sep 19 2008 9:18 AM

heya guys...

hows it goin...
liking the tunes,
and the profile!!!

cheers for the add!!!

REMOLD
xx
Katalin





Aug 30 2008 8:01 AM

ncie to be friends :)
Siobhan





Jun 16 2008 9:14 PM

Having found my way back to Myspace, and reading a very old comment I had a thought. I heard that some kindly gentleman donated a bag of human organs to a hospital. Now, he was thanked for this, I wonder why no one thought it odd.

Hope you are well, glad to see I am still at the top, even if undeservedly so!
F.Y.B.A - NEW TRACK!!!





Jun 15 2008 10:00 PM

hope u had an awsome weekend!!!!

pass by soon
Trouble Over Tokyo





Jun 9 2008 9:06 PM

COME!! it's FREEE and it will be GREAT!!

toph

Jam - 3songsnoflash.co.uk





Jun 4 2008 11:41 PM

Looking forward to you pleasuring me aurally in Putney next week.
:o)
Liza♥





May 2 2008 11:36 AM

HEY SWEETS, REMEMBER TO VISIT MY NEW CAFE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN TOWN. WOOT

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The C@rl





Apr 19 2008 5:25 AM

Keep Rockin!!
SporklovingNinja





Apr 10 2008 2:27 AM

Hey I hope the band is still doing great! :D -Ruth
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