Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer
Robbie Q. Telfer Male
29 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Robbie Q's Interests
Generalif you would like to purchase a CD of 38 tracks of my poetry, or a new chapbook coauthored and designed by mike mcgee, just click on my button:

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if you would like to buy my brand new book, My Huge Heart Still Has No Room For You (pictured right), then click on this separate, but equally functional button:

Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

pregnantbuffalo@gmail.com

Musictmbg, oingo boingo, most new wave, the futureheads, sleator-kinney, the specials, the beat, the aquabats, the clash, MFB

"Dyno-Dudez Theme Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntYVeJU-zjU

Moviesin order: Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Raising Arizona, Ghostbusters, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Television
BooksGulliver's Travels, One Hundred Demons by Lynda Barry, Red Harvest by Dashiell Hammett, what Joe Sacco is doing, The Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, Ghost World by Daniel Clowes, The Rooster's Wife by Russell Edson, A Gringo Like Me by Jennifer "El" Knox, Donkey Gospel by Tony Hoagland, Dreaming of Babylon by Richard Brautigan
Heroesjonathan swift, christopher guest, dashiell hammett, jon stewart, lynda barry, ira glass, john k, tex avery, tony hoagland, david cross, bill hicks, richard brautigan, russell edson

     Robbie Q's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Stinking Joliet
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:stinking performance poet
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Robbie Q's Schools
Illinois State University
Normal, IL
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
Greek:   Sigma Tau Delta

2004 to 2006
Illinois State University
Normal,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Education
Minor: Partying!
Clubs: speech, anger
Greek:   Pi Pi Pi

1999 to 2003
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Film Production
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

1998 to 1998
Columbia College Chicago
Chicago, IL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Screenwriting
Greek:   Mu Nu Nu

1998 to 1999
Homewood-Flossmoor High School
Flossmoor,Illinois
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: remember when i fell down at the turn-about assembly?
 

1994 to 1998

   Robbie Q's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
i don't know how to categorize performance poet. thank god i'm also a go-go dancer...

   Robbie Q's Companies
College of Lake County
Grayslake, IL US
Adjunct Professor
Comm. Arts

8/06 until my dad kicks us out!
Young Chicago Authors
Chicago, IL US
Performances Manager
youngchicagoauthors.org

6/07 to present!



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   Robbie Q's Blurbs
About me:
once, in sixth grade, when i was not very popular, i had a recurring fantasy that i was the star of a highly choreographed dance routine set to "king of wishful thinking" by go west. this dance also featured all the popular kids in my class, and i was to wear a beautifully bedazzled denim jacket with, if memory serves, a puffy paint tiger's head on the back.

i think this means i'm technically a drag queen.

if you liked that zany anecdote, go to my website, robbieq.net.

robbie q's writing incorporates lobes of the brain most of us don't have. as he works to convey what is within him, i am constantly smiling at the vast swamp of nerd he draws from. --Beau Sia

You won’t find another poet haunting the bars and coffee shops with as much humor in his verse as Telfer... a seasoned comedian’s presence on stage, at once unassuming and unpredictable. --Time Out Chicago

cool new person. --Tom

2002 Silver Chevy Cavalier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9DIKuKwC-g

Who I'd like to meet:
a beaver who shits money.

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Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

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Nov 13 2009 7:51 PM

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Jyroscope



Nov 11 2009 7:29 PM

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Salvatore Nicosia



Nov 10 2009 6:19 PM


From all of us at the Shanley Hotel you men and women will always be in our Prayers and in our hearts from one Vet to another Vet Thank you

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MC Sever

MC  Sever



Nov 4 2009 6:58 PM

muc h much respect. keep transcending ultimately. new rap album comin soon titled "death is the road to awe" 1st rap album in 2 yrs!. ive improved immensely since then, and my 1st poetry cd titled "sometimes the things we cant change end up changing us" madd poems in my blogs. feedback always welcome. especially on 'sometimes souls jus gotta burn". holla-MC SeVeR
Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

Salvatore Nicosia



Nov 3 2009 7:17 PM

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Switchstance Recordings

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Oct 30 2009 12:13 PM

All the best from Switchstance Recordings ! Enjoy your time!
Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

Salvatore Nicosia



Oct 29 2009 3:29 AM

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Adam Weightman



Oct 13 2009 7:11 AM

This old man just ain't what he used to be
ain't what he used to be, ain't what he used to be...


shhhhh...bring your face and two students to the Mt. SAC tournament next semester...


ain't what he used to be...

I miss your imagination machine. 
Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

Salvatore Nicosia



Oct 10 2009 9:20 PM

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Salvatore Nicosia



Oct 5 2009 7:09 PM

PhotobucketMay you have a great day my friend from Cindy,Sal and all the spirits at the Shanley Hotel

Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

Salvatore Nicosia



Oct 5 2009 1:26 AM

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Shanley Hotel where the spirits are Inn

Salvatore Nicosia



Oct 4 2009 4:06 PM

Thank you for being a friend from your friends Cindy, Sal and all the spirits at the Shanley Hotel


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Sep 8 2009 7:24 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Tara

Tara



Aug 13 2009 10:56 PM

Get your copy of ARC AND HUE at Willow Books Poetry and Aquarius Press online at 20% off before 9/1/09.  Available on Amazon soon.



ARC AND HUE will also be available at the Chicago book parties:
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aivaTAB is recording!

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Aug 9 2009 2:19 PM

What's up?  We're producing our new album, Re-Entry...and so are you!  We'll be posting pre-production recordings of our new songs for the next month or so and are looking for your input!  Uploads have already started, so check out our page for daily updates!  All feedback is helpful, so don't be shy!
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oh, dear.



Jun 19 2009 5:40 PM

hey, boy!
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May 23 2009 4:30 PM

I saw you on HBO last night. Amazing. So happy for you and glad that you are doing so well!!
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May 9 2009 12:32 PM

one time i opened your refrigerator door and farted in it. i almost fully apologize.
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May 6 2009 3:21 AM

Check out the new song titled "Underneath the surface" fresh out the booth. Tell me what you think, its different! Please leave a comment. Starr Ezayyy babyyyy!!!
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