We gots Wayne Thelonius Rogers on broken guitar, Kate Ugandan Village on elephant guitar, Flamin' Tom Groovie Leonard handles "third" guitar, Dave Steve Perry Dougan works the nonstop bass likks, Casey Mr-Postman-Davies Keenan is in charge of drums and text messaging and last, but not least, is Sandra Clarkson-Underwood Barrett workin' the mouth microphonick.
Influences
ELO/Wizzard, Boston, Carrie Underwood, Los Shakers, Yes, Bad Company, Deep Purple, tattoos, flame shirts, flame retardant flame shirts, burn marks on non-flame-retardant flame shirts that were mistaken for the other kind and now you can't return it even though it never fit right in the first place and, anyway, you lost the receipt so what's the difference, you may as well take a welding torch to it, welding torches, tattoos depicting someone taking a welding torch to a non-flame-retardant flame shirt, Whore Island
Sounds Like
continuous and alternately thin and thick strands of sonic rope whizzing by your earholes
Hi. We're Major Stars. There were four of us for a long time, and then one person left and three people joined. Wow. Anyways, for booking inquiries, please give a shout out to our booking agent Concerted Efforts. If you are looking to harass Wayne or Kate about something or other, unfortunately they never check this page. But feel free to track Wayne down at Twisted Village, or track Kate down at some nearby dog agility trial. Tom can be reached at Luxury Bags, Inc. Casey can usually be reached at a local bar. Sandra can be reached at the Promises clinic. Dave can be reached at myspace.com/strunklessweater
