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THE SERLINGTONS
Punk

"the champagne of bands"

13903 SOUTH SIDE BINGHAMTON!!!, New York
United States

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Last Login:  5/12/2008
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   THE SERLINGTONS: General Info
Member Since9/17/2005
Band Websitetheserlingtons.cjb.net
Band MembersDingleberry Ditch, Callipygous Kyle, Footloose Evan, and Jimmy Cash
InfluencesNOW WAVE REVIEW!

The Serlingtons
Root Beer Fuled Rock N Roll CD
(Idiot Records)

(REVIEW BY LORD RUTLEDGE)


The Serlingtons are the best Ramones-core band I've heard in many years. In its perfect simplicity, crude musicianship, and sick humored/borderline offensive lyrics, the band is clearly emulating the first Ramones album specifically. And vocally, there's also a palpable (but probably coincidental) similarity to the great California punk band The Simpletones. Ditch's half-spoken, monotone-ish, "I don't give a fuck" style of singing recalls 'Tones classics such as "I Like Drugs" and "Dead Meat (Killer Smog)". Consequently, The Serlingtons are not easily pegged as modern-day pop-punkers. If you'd told me this album was recorded in 1980 rather than 2006, I totally would have believed you (up until the point of the Donnie Darko sound bites!). And really, this isn't pop at all (except for "Make You Mine", which is surprisingly catchy). It's straight punk, and all of you douches who always say "I love The Ramones but hate all the bands that rip them off" would be well-served to give these guys a chance! What I like is that The Serlingtons are throwbacks to the days when politically incorrect, blatantly stupid lyrics were part of what made punk rock fun. "Afghani Affair" is great - definitely one of the best satires I've heard on the Dubya era bonehead nationalist mentality. And as the song titles imply, "Ohio Is For Cutters" and "Go Menstrual" are not tender love ballads. This group also shows a pronounced fondness for zombie flicks, which is a-ok in my book.

The Serlingtons totally get it right. They pound out three-chord punk music and have a great time doing it. They specialize in one basic thing and are totally awesome at it. They are very open about the debt they owe to The Ramones, yet they are completely their own band. In short, they are the antithesis of emo. And for that, they deserve a major award.
Sounds LikeMichael Strahan sacking the shit out of Tom Brady.
Record LabelIDIOT RECORDS, PARLOR CITY RECORDS
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 6 2008 8:00P
TBA w/ Get Bent, and other awesome bands! Binghamton, New York
Aug 1 2008 8:00P
TBA Binghamton, New York
Aug 2 2008 8:00P
TBA w/ The Loiterers Cortland, New York
Aug 3 2008 8:00P
Syracuse? Elmira? ?, New York
Aug 4 2008 8:00P
Northwest PA Erie?, Pennsylvania
Aug 5 2008 8:00P
Cincinatti, OH Cincinatti, Ohio
Aug 6 2008 8:00P
TBA Indianapolis, Indiana
Aug 7 2008 8:00P
Columbus, OH Columbus, Ohio
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
Baltimore, MD Baltimore, Maryland
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
New Brunswick, NJ New Brunswick, New Jersey
Aug 10 2008 8:00P
New York, NY New York, New York

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   About THE SERLINGTONS
Music is not worth making if you do not have fun doing it. Music is more about friends, sing alongs, and a good time than chords scales and lyrics. If you get this too, then we’re on the same page,



there is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lays in the pit of mans’ fears and a summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination, it is an area that we call... THE SERLINGTONS!







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   THE SERLINGTONS's Friend Space (Top 20)
THE SERLINGTONS has 486 friends.
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THE SERLINGTONS's Friends Comments
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LauKyTa





May 12 2008 4:55 PM

Have a wonderful day!


Besosss


♥LauKyTA♥
LauKyTa





May 12 2008 3:03 PM

buenass saludooooos!!


♥LaukYtA♥
Formaldehyde





May 5 2008 6:41 PM

thanks a lot, we are from Canandaigua. We'd love to play a show with you guys sometime!
LauKyTa





May 2 2008 8:01 PM

buen fin de semana!

besoss

♥LauKytA♥
Robb Anchor





May 1 2008 10:57 AM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LauKyTa





Apr 29 2008 9:38 PM

besos, buena semana!!


♥ LauKyTa ♥
phillip





Apr 29 2008 1:15 PM

thanks for coming up to play on satuday you knuckleheads!
Robb Anchor





Apr 27 2008 2:32 PM

me and my chick where hammerd goin to ny fried chicken,yeah i was liein to all myspace people....im really 20
Robb Anchor





Apr 24 2008 9:48 AM

Parlor City Blues!!!!Fuck yeah
The Comeback Tour (NEW SONG AND MYSPACE UP!)





Apr 22 2008 10:39 PM

Wow! Evan, it's been so long since I've heard from you dude! How's everything been going?

It makes me really happy that you like the new song, and yeah we've been as busy as we can be!

~Kevin
the jims





Apr 14 2008 1:21 PM

This Friday night, the 18th…
09:30 PM @ The Scoreboard
41 Washington St
Binghamton, New York 13901

Cost:$3
ST Dredd
the jims
Sleep Well
Beggars Pocketbook
.....also its KGBs night out, so they will be broadcasting live from the event.

hope to see you there!!!
onemanriot





Apr 10 2008 8:49 AM

sounds good man gimme a call and we can hook it up
Ryan McLaughlin Photography





Apr 3 2008 12:36 AM

sup
QB. back to basic!





Mar 30 2008 1:03 PM

haha yeha i rember all of it like it was yesterday, and wish i was doing it all again today i diden't realize it till lately but thoes where the best years of my life! how are you kile?
Ramines





Mar 30 2008 2:00 AM

Thanks for the add, gabba gabba hey, teddy.
FACE UP IN SUITS





Mar 29 2008 9:15 PM

hey thanks guys

i like your shit too

yeah thatd be cool to get a show together this summer...we wanna play in new york
Robb Anchor





Mar 28 2008 7:25 PM

Kruger is killen it!!!haha
Jason Kruger





Mar 28 2008 7:05 PM

Nice!!
The Loiterers





Mar 27 2008 3:23 PM

Sup!!! Will we be seeing yas this Friday!! Hope so!!!
mahrisss





Feb 20 2008 4:16 PM

wonder who put the sabres in this profile...it certainly wasn't kyle!
The Loiterers





Feb 18 2008 3:35 PM

We know, Jeff was sick and I was broke!! Well, now I feel like a turd!! Whats the new band called? Holla back!!
Love, Brendar
the trip wilsons


Is Online


Feb 17 2008 5:42 PM

parlor city bluuues
Tim Avery Demo Site





Feb 15 2008 2:15 PM

Yeah, I'll see ya there!
Jigawatts





Feb 13 2008 11:34 AM

sweet review! i agree
mahrisss





Feb 12 2008 2:05 PM

I shall see you when you come to the Roc!
Jigawatts





Feb 11 2008 9:19 AM

Thanx for bein our friends!We should play sometime...
The Jigawatts
Jade°





Feb 10 2008 9:45 PM

Kyle!
I'll be home for sure
so send me some info on that show
i cant wait to see you
its been too long buddy!
Lisa.





Feb 7 2008 8:37 PM

What are the chances that I'm going back to Binghamton on the exact day when Jimmy Serlington is coming to Buffalo? haha, this is just ridiculous!
The Loiterers





Feb 4 2008 6:41 PM

a bunch of Cortland jerks are coming to your BU show...you had better re-learn "Zombie Tsunami" or else our 'sups' shall be kept to a minimal..
DONT ASK





Feb 4 2008 7:58 AM

I loved every minute of it.
KAT!E





Feb 1 2008 12:42 PM

yea i plan on it!
Capital Fails





Jan 20 2008 12:38 PM

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The Loiterers





Jan 3 2008 2:11 PM

'Sup!!!
Brendar of the hill people





Dec 31 2007 12:25 PM

hey guys, we made it back alright!! Tell Evan he needs to brake a lil' more!! It was a lot o' fun hanging this weekend!! I think "No good" is stuck in my head permently...oh well, if I go on a killing spree I'll blame yer music, then the fame will just follow!! have a great New Year!!
Love, Brendar