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Those Poor Bastards
Gothic / Country / Other

"Prophets of Country Doom"

MADISON, WISCONSIN
United States

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Last Login:  5/14/2008
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   Those Poor Bastards: General Info
Member Since4/11/2005
Band Websitethosepoorbastards.com
Band MembersLonesome Wyatt, The Minister
InfluencesLouvin Brothers, Carter Family, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Hank III, Einstürzende Neubauten, Misfits, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave, Black Flag, Blind Willie Johnson, Tom Waits, Christian Death (Rozz Williams)
Sounds LikeHellfire

FAMILY GRAVEYARD


CROOKED MAN


RADIO COUNTRY


DEATH AINT YOU GOT NO SHAME?


PILLS I TOOK w/ HANK III
Record LabelTribulation Recording Company
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
May 21 2008 8:00P
High Noon Saloon w/Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers Madison, Wisconsin
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Deep Blues Festival washington county fairgrounds Lake Elmo, Minnesota
Jul 22 2008 8:00P
Murder in the Mountains Tour @ the F.O.E. Billings, Montana
Jul 23 2008 8:00P
Highsides Livingston, Montana
Jul 24 2008 8:00P
The Filling Station Bozeman, Montana
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
The Rock Inn Anaconda, Montana
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
The Badlander Missoula, Montana

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   About Those Poor Bastards
"Those Poor Bastards Are the best Gothic Country I have heard yet to this day. The depressing gloomy vocals coming out of this drifter named Lonesome Wyatt has hints of Marilyn Manson to Nick Cave, Throwrag and maybe even a hint of a demented Adam Ant with a shot of a Pilled Up Johnny Cash... And the Minister is backing up Lonesome Wyatt with a style that is a cross between erie strung out folk music with a creepy blend of The Nightmare Before Christmas!!!!!!!!!" -Hank Williams III

Those Poor Bastards play miserable and primitive old-time gothic country music. Lonesome Wyatt (guitar, vocals) and The Minister (banjo, bass, etc) are both legally certified holiness preachers. If you're looking for slick, overproduced, commercial songs, you'd better cover your delicate little ears. Those Poor Bastards play it raw and they play it mean. Be a pal and support independent anti corporate country music.

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May 14 2008 9:05 PM

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May 14 2008 6:58 PM

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wayne





May 14 2008 6:00 PM

Everyone go to reinstatehank. org and sign the petition to reinstate Hank Williams into the Grand Ole Opry. The Grand Ole Opry AIN'T SO GRAND ANYMORE! The Opry has sinned!! Also check out cashville411. com for Hank III's story on the reinstatement movement.
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May 14 2008 4:26 PM

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Ms. Pink





May 14 2008 7:15 AM

it would be real nice if y'all came to ohio for a spell...near Lima, Ohio!!

Much love..

~Ms.
Pink
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May 14 2008 7:11 AM

Fucking great amacing sound. Proud to be your friends!!



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May 14 2008 5:55 AM

Im glad you guys live in a church, I as well live in an old church called "The Happy Station",(no Bullshit) but it helps when I got evil on my mind. thanx for your gracious visit on Sunday, take care.
P.M.
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May 13 2008 10:44 AM

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Cheers to friendship.
becky lee and drunkfoot





May 12 2008 10:32 PM

sounds good!
Brent Amaker and the Rodeo





May 12 2008 10:13 PM

You fuckers are alright!

B.A.R.
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May 12 2008 8:25 AM

Thanx a lot!
Your music is really weird and amazing!
Ruud
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kate





May 12 2008 7:27 AM

that's awesome i'll send you some really cool ones. You can e-mail me at bookmarksbykate@yahoo.com or just let me know where to send them over an e-mail on myspace. I won't let you down.
kate
Hellbound Prophet-Leader *S.O.S.*(A.G.A.)





May 12 2008 6:11 AM

Infernal Greetingz!

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Have one Helluva Week!

Hail Thyself!
The Hell Bound Prophet
NIGHTSTALKERS





May 12 2008 1:35 AM

GREAT!
Thanx for the add..
Hope you dig our sounds...
Cheers & greets from Istanbul!
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May 11 2008 2:08 PM

you are my new favorite....I can't stop listening....
kate





May 11 2008 1:29 PM

hey i make bookmarks want some they're free.
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May 11 2008 12:11 PM


Hey Those Poor Bastards, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!



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Perry Mason on a moonlit lake.





May 11 2008 7:25 AM

Seruiisky though, love your band and "It must of been thoughs pills I took" with Hank, got it featured on my site, have a good one.
P.M.
perry masons alter ego





May 11 2008 7:08 AM

Hey you Bastards, beeen too church taday??? I have, well the point is I like Sick And alone, and really am sick and alone as well a differently sort of pooor Bastard. Have a nice Sunday,
P.M.
ROCKABILLY TILL I DIE!!! Copyright 2007





May 9 2008 5:26 PM

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May 9 2008 12:01 PM

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May 9 2008 11:42 AM


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“No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away”

Have a stellar weekend
Val
Sepiachord





May 9 2008 7:07 AM

Those Poor Bastards: Upcoming Shows:

Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Deep Blues Festival washington county fairgrounds Lake Elmo, Minnesota

Jul 22 2008 8:00P
Murder in the Mountains Tour @ the F.O.E. Billings, Montana

Jul 23 2008 8:00P
Highsides Livingston, Montana

Jul 24 2008 8:00P
The Filling Station Bozeman, Montana

Jul 25 2008 8:00P
The Rock Inn Anaconda, Montana

Jul 26 2008 8:00P
The Badlander Missoula, Montana

Konschdumickafonga And The Erich Snyders From Mars





May 8 2008 8:06 PM

Repent!! for the End is here...
In All Galactic Sincerity,
Konschdumickafonga
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May 7 2008 11:40 PM

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May 7 2008 11:27 PM

Thanks for adding us to your dark world . . . cheers

PATC

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May 7 2008 4:39 PM


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WELL HOT DIGGITY DAMN!!!

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Doyle





May 7 2008 3:45 PM

cowgirl
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May 7 2008 1:30 PM

GOD ALSO DETESTS RETARDS. DOWN SYNDROME, CEREBAL PALSY, THALIDOMIDES, DWARFISM, SPINA BIFIDA, AND OTHER CREATURES SPASTIC RETARDATIONS ARE REPULSIVE TO GOD. THE BIBLE STATES QUITE CLEARLY THAT THESE TWISTED LIMBLESS MONSTERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR A CHURCH, AS THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND REPULSIVE TO GOD. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION. THEY HAVE MINDS OF SUCH A REPROBATE NATURE THAT THEY ARE GIVEN TO SEXUALLY GRATIFYING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC, AND ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SLOBBERING STAMMERING ANIMALS. WHY SHOULD THEY GET THE BEST CARE? GET GRANTS TO BUILD RAMPS FOR THEM? WHEELCHAIRS? PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT? IF GOD DID NOT INTEND THEM TO WALK, LET THEM CRAWL LIKE THE SNAKES THEY ARE.

* “No man who has any blemish or defect may come near my altar: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or is a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. For he has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. Because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary.
” Leviticus 21:18-24

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Doom is truly at hand Brothers!
Hail Thyself!
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