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Tim McIntire
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Tim McIntire My spirit guide showed up in a Camaro.

Male
39 years old
MEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS
United States



Last Login: 10/21/2009
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BioI am a stand up comic and writer in Boston, Massachusetts. Most people seem to really like my work, with the exception of producers, talent executives, agents, or managers. So I book my own gigs and produce my own records. It would all be very punk rock if I wasn’t so goddamned old.

I do gigs in hellholes that other comics are too smart to do. It is far more likely that I will someday perform in a prison cafeteria than in Las Vegas.

I’ve recently written a pretty good crime novel and am trying to get it published. If you can help me with this, please contact me so I can tell comedy to go fuck itself.

Sometimes I drink too much, and sometimes I don’t drink at all. When I drink, I like whiskey. American whiskey. Old Overholt rye or Maker’s Mark bourbon. I also like embarrassingly shitty beer, preferably Lone Star or Pabst Blue Ribbon. I own a beer cozy, and I don't own it ironically. Pot makes me depressed and chatty.

I have a wife and I have kids, all of whom I love more completely than the English language can describe. I love the Boston Red Sox just a little less than that.

I have been in Boston Magazine’s Best of Boston issue. I have been invited to several comedy festivals around the country. I have been on television. I have been featured on NPR. The Boston Globe called me a "comic on the verge of stardom." Just six short years later, the Herald called me a "breakout comic to watch."

I once fancied myself an angry young political comic. I have grown out of that phase. These days, I'd rather fish. Trout, not bass, because I went to college.
WebsiteTheMcintireConspiracy.com
InfluencesAlcoholism and Troy Baxley.
Members

TV ShowsComcast Comedy Spotlight
The Barry Nolan Show
Campbell's Comedy Corner (WAY better than Premum Blend)
FilmsLong Distance (2005)
Rev. Tim McIntire and the Temple of Comedy (2001)
AlbumsPoor Impulse Control
(2001)
Scatterbrain
(2006)

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    Tim McIntire's Interests
Music
MoviesFandango, Duck You Sucker, The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Matrix, The Professional, Kill Bill vols. 1 and 2, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Dirty Dozen, O Brother Where Art Thou, Empire Records, Magnolia, Star Wars (pre-suck), FailSafe, Manchurian Candidate (Sinatra), The Thin Man, Wild at Heart, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Kung Pow, No Country For Old Men, The Trouble With Harry, The Abyss
TelevisionLost. Heroes. BSG.
BooksPattern Recognition, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Cannery Row, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, 1919, A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, The Scar, The Old Man and the Sea, Still Life With Woodpecker, Zombie, White Jazz, The Cold Six Thousand, Shella, The Getaway Man, Red Harvest, The Dain Curse, A Scanner Darkly, An Unfinished Woman, Travels With Charley, On The Road, The Last Picture Show, Gorky Park, South of the Border West of the Sun, The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, Devil in a Blue Dress, Blue Highways, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Blindsight, Battle Royale, Trout Bum

     Tim McIntire's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Misanthrope

   Tim McIntire's Schools
College Of Santa Fe
Santa Fe,New Mexico
Graduated: 1992
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre Faggotry
Clubs: Spamdawg
 

1989 to 1992
Wasson High School
Colorado Springs,Colorado
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
 

1986 to 1988


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Who I'd like to meet:
Discordians; flyfishers; unabashed sluts; shootfighters; peyoteros; radio pirates; Jerry Remy.

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Tim McIntire has 700 friends.
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Jason Marcus

Jason Marcus



Oct 18 2009 5:49 AM

...well that was that. If tofu helped me sober up I'd be all over it.
Jason Marcus

Jason Marcus



Oct 9 2009 4:35 PM

I have decided to start slow: no hamburgers for a month.
Me against my lifestyle, loser leaves town.
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May 8 2009 6:29 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind please come check out our myspace page and see the new show.
Peepshow Menagerie

Peepshow Menagerie



Mar 14 2009 12:15 AM

Hope you can make it to our next show PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE: THE BURLESQUE GONG SHOW this Wednesday, March 18th, 9pm at Bordello in Los Angeles!<br /><br />Check this page for show details:<br />http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/0309show.htm
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Mar 9 2009 5:03 AM

Hey thanks for being a freind...check out our page and see our Comedy video of the week.
Patricia Villetto

Patricia Villetto



Mar 2 2009 12:46 AM

Hey there,

I'm trying to get on "The Big Gay Sketch Show" but I need your help. If you could go to this link and vote I would forever be in your debt and would be at your beckon comand!!!!!!!

CUT AND PASTE PLEASE
http://biggaycasting.com/people/villetto

Remeber to vote every 24 hours. The more you vote the more I will be willing to repay you ;-)
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Feb 26 2009 1:49 AM

Hey thanks for being a freind...check out our page and see our choice for Comedy of the week.
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Feb 20 2009 11:59 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind...check out our page and see who we picked for blog of the week.
Curtin

Curtin



Dec 25 2008 3:50 PM

Hope you, Jenniphir and the boys have a great Christmas!
Emergency Exit

Emergency Exit



Dec 20 2008 4:54 PM

Happy Birthday!!
Curtin

Curtin



Oct 14 2008 12:43 AM

I don't know about you, but Mike Baker makes me feel creepy and wet.
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DICK DOHERTY



Sep 15 2008 7:03 PM

GOOD LUCK TO NIGHT. DON'T LET THE COMICS MAKE YOU CRAZY.
Rod

Rod



Aug 31 2008 9:07 PM

727 friends? Holy Crap...I've got like 3. How do you do that?
Bakes

Bakes



Aug 16 2008 1:51 AM

I've got my eggs and my pancakes too...i've got the maple syrup, everything but you...
Eric Hurst

Eric Hurst



Aug 15 2008 12:51 AM

I have nothing to say but "Hello"
Grae

Grae



Aug 10 2008 3:26 AM

When there is injustice, my boobs and loosely fitting kimono are THERE!
Bakes

Bakes



Aug 7 2008 3:35 AM

Dude, seriously...you're the reason for the teardrops on my guitar...
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Aug 2 2008 6:57 PM

Our new comedy video is up on our site..
Please check it out and tell us what you think?
Patricia Villetto

Patricia Villetto



Jul 22 2008 3:36 AM

What up kid my new music vid is up. Check it out on Youtube.com/Webelebrity.com (Salty Pennies) What does your lady parts taste like
Abby

Abby



Jul 19 2008 3:45 AM

Dude.

:-)
Grae

Grae



Jul 3 2008 3:38 PM

You are a badass! Fish everywhere are quaking in their...scales!
Just plain old Paul

Paul Whisler



Jul 3 2008 11:58 AM

Hope u r havin a good week. If not, the weekend is almost here.
Courtney Cronin

Courtney Cronin



Jul 2 2008 3:52 PM

Good to see you at worlds biggest wedding.
Now shut the door.
Dave Decker

Dave Decker



Jun 15 2008 8:11 PM

Great to see you again...awesome show last night!

DD
denise

denise



Jun 12 2008 9:02 PM

it's been soooo hard tho. your team is making it soooo hard;)
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