Tim McIntire
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
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My spirit guide showed up in a Camaro.
Male
39 years old
MEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS
United States
Last Login: 10/21/2009
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Tim McIntire's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I am a stand up comic and writer in Boston, Massachusetts. Most people seem to really like my work, with the exception of producers, talent executives, agents, or managers. So I book my own gigs and produce my own records. It would all be very punk rock if I wasn’t so goddamned old.
I do gigs in hellholes that other comics are too smart to do. It is far more likely that I will someday perform in a prison cafeteria than in Las Vegas.
I’ve recently written a pretty good crime novel and am trying to get it published. If you can help me with this, please contact me so I can tell comedy to go fuck itself.
Sometimes I drink too much, and sometimes I don’t drink at all. When I drink, I like whiskey. American whiskey. Old Overholt rye or Maker’s Mark bourbon. I also like embarrassingly shitty beer, preferably Lone Star or Pabst Blue Ribbon. I own a beer cozy, and I don't own it ironically. Pot makes me depressed and chatty.
I have a wife and I have kids, all of whom I love more completely than the English language can describe. I love the Boston Red Sox just a little less than that.
I have been in Boston Magazine’s Best of Boston issue. I have been invited to several comedy festivals around the country. I have been on television. I have been featured on NPR. The Boston Globe called me a "comic on the verge of stardom." Just six short years later, the Herald called me a "breakout comic to watch."
I once fancied myself an angry young political comic. I have grown out of that phase. These days, I'd rather fish. Trout, not bass, because I went to college. | | Website | TheMcintireConspiracy.com | | Influences | Alcoholism and Troy Baxley. | | Members |
| | TV Shows | Comcast Comedy Spotlight
The Barry Nolan Show
Campbell's Comedy Corner (WAY better than Premum Blend) | | Films | Long Distance (2005)
Rev. Tim McIntire and the Temple of Comedy (2001) | | Albums | Poor Impulse Control
(2001)
Scatterbrain
(2006)
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Tim McIntire's Interests
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| | Movies | Fandango, Duck You Sucker, The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Matrix, The Professional, Kill Bill vols. 1 and 2, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Dirty Dozen, O Brother Where Art Thou, Empire Records, Magnolia, Star Wars (pre-suck), FailSafe, Manchurian Candidate (Sinatra), The Thin Man, Wild at Heart, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Kung Pow, No Country For Old Men, The Trouble With Harry, The Abyss | | Television | Lost. Heroes. BSG. | | Books | Pattern Recognition, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Cannery Row, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, 1919, A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, The Scar, The Old Man and the Sea, Still Life With Woodpecker, Zombie, White Jazz, The Cold Six Thousand, Shella, The Getaway Man, Red Harvest, The Dain Curse, A Scanner Darkly, An Unfinished Woman, Travels With Charley, On The Road, The Last Picture Show, Gorky Park, South of the Border West of the Sun, The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, Devil in a Blue Dress, Blue Highways, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Blindsight, Battle Royale, Trout Bum |
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Tim McIntire's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Misanthrope |
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Tim McIntire's Schools
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College Of Santa Fe
Santa Fe,New Mexico
Graduated: 1992
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre Faggotry
Clubs: Spamdawg
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1989 to 1992 |
Wasson High School
Colorado Springs,Colorado
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
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1986 to 1988 |
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Who I'd like to meet:
Discordians; flyfishers; unabashed sluts; shootfighters; peyoteros; radio pirates; Jerry Remy.
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