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The Two-Minute Miracles
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"Languishing in Obscurity"

London, Toronto, Montreal,
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Member Since10/3/2006
Band Websitetwominutemiracles.com
Band MembersAaron Curtis, Mike Christoff, Andy Magoffin, Greg Smith, Clay Corneil, John Higney, Andy MacDonald, Eric Howden, Jenny Mitchell, Tavo Diez, Tony Dekker, Mike Bonell, Maureen Sullivan, Gentleman Reg, Jesse LeBoutillier and a great many others at various points in time and space
Sounds LikePavement, Julian Cope, Bruce Springsteen, fIREHOSE, and the Canadian Brass, --or-- The Empire Lights, Beautiful Honky and the Fembots backing up Andy Magoffin's little brother.
Record Labelweewerk.com
Type of LabelIndie







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Unknown Culprits





Jun 30 2008 10:11 PM

Hello ,
Great tunes! Thanks for adding us as a friend.
Cheers,
Unknown Culprits
Jesse Andrew Ian LeBoutillier





Jun 29 2008 10:12 PM

Free Money, Free Peace

That is really it. Now think about it.
Now stop thinking. Not a thought. This is the truth, free money, free peace.
How!? you may ask.
All we do see!, is we get together and make a money collective. What! hahah are you afraid of losing what you think is yours?
Did you think you had money, and that it was yours?
Free money and make volunteer workfair. If a job is too unfun for us we automate. We are doing it now but instead of taking work burden off the public, our society makes it so they need to try harder.
We just make our own town, that's what we do. With a large bank account we can hire BIG help, to make us dream technology. Declare independence. Go to a remote location with all our friends.
The people who are in control of the way the world works are pig headed and using a universal "secret" to be rich in money and power. Once we see the same "secret" we may flip the world upside down.

You can buy your way out so you don't have to buy. First we make our own town...

Calling all Pony Homies!

the jester of peace
http://youtube. com/watch?v=KuUccl5rTX8
I had a dream vision of flying over the world, coming in through the clouds and seeing this land mass. It is where we will build our own town.
allison





Jun 20 2008 8:03 AM

Awesome show last night, Andy
allison





Jun 19 2008 8:30 AM

Totally stoked to be seeing you tonight.

My last Two-Minute Miracles sighting was when you opened for RHEOS in The Fall Nationals a November Friday night at The Shoe in 2001!

I have all your cds & look forward to hearing abuncha your tunz tonight, woo hoo!
Jesse Andrew Ian LeBoutillier





Jun 13 2008 7:20 AM

Miss you guys!
Solar Power Challenge

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=FZADDGjWjLs
Have a day!
During the mist of the end of humanity,
there was anew for a new form of light.
A day in the sun for some.
God's hammer struck me in the eye.
God's hammer struck me in the eye, third eye. Allwright.
God's hammer struck me in the eye.
And that's why, God's hand is pointing at the sun. A soft ascending sun for fun.
Allwright!
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Q-NEEviR4l0
Take this solar power challenge!
If you do 3 you are gonna notice big changes in your pony.

1.Realize you are not your body. You are riding a pony, your body.
2.Stop scratching your pony's itches.
3.Try to keep your hands away from your face.
4.Stop your pony from rubbing it's eyes and dare to feel the divine pain of crying sleep.
5.Accept and concentrate on feeling a transforming effect from steps 2, 3 and 4.
6.Have no fear, but try and feel the sensation with a sense of ease and bliss.
7.Realize you programed your pony to react in all ways that it does and then train your pony as you see fit.
8.Whip your pony till it works for you.
ie; I try and say "So good!" a lot. Instead of saying "dammit". I say "So good!" for the future rather than damming the present.
9. Be like a ray of sunshine as often as you can. Be friendly. And try and feel love in your heart. All the feelings are ready for you to turn them on. Feel them and know what they are like. So that you can turn them on , keep them on and let them grow.
10.Take the time not try but just, have not a thought in mind. Not a song, not a vision, no self, no time.. nothing.
If you can get your pony to shut up,
you will hear your true self say everything in nothing. Step 10 is how I unlocked steps 1 through 9.
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=0UwEmoiRNdg
Terminal





Jun 6 2008 6:39 AM

Hey andy.
I saw the show in the Sault last night at Arcadia. Great songs. I really like the album i picked up from you. Can't wait till you pass through again in July.

-Jimmie
euphonic sound





May 29 2008 11:19 AM

Hey guys, just sayin hi. Nice tunes!

Cheers
daley





May 27 2008 8:37 PM

hi two-minute miracles. just a note to let you know that your latest album is the first album I ever bought on the online superhighwayinternet. i put some numbers from the plastic wallet filler into the zunior and your songs came out on the other end. much better then getting it at "the hacheMV" if you ask me.

anyway, love the album.
you and the internet was good to me
This Great White North





May 23 2008 5:08 AM

Hey – just a reminder to listen in FRIDAY afternoon at 4:30-6 pm CST to hear THE TWO MINUTE MIRACLES on “This Great White North” an ALL CANADIAN music show from Austin, Texas It’s on 91. 7 KOOP-FM
Listen here

Cheers,
Doug The Canuck
(weewerk) records





May 19 2008 5:53 AM

(weewerk)s' TWO-MINUTE MIRACLES + WAX MANNEQUIN - June Western Canadian Tour

The one man miracle, Andy Magoffin, will be performing a special one man Two-Minute Miracles performance on tour with the wonderful Wax Mannequin!

Wed, June 04 - The Townehouse - Sudbury, ON
Thu, June 05 - The Arcadia Project - Sault Ste Marie, ON
Sat, June 07 - The Cavern - Winnipeg, MB w/ The Summerlad
Sun, June 08 - The Club - Regina, SK
Mon, June 09 - Ironwood - Calgary, AB
Tue, June 10 - Ottoman Lounge - Medicine Hat, AB
Wed, June 11 - New City Compound - Edmonton, AB
Fri, June 13 - Magnetic North Festival - Vancouver, BC
Tue, June 17 - Doc Willoughby's - Kelowna, BC
Wed, June 18 - Queens Hotel - Nanaimo, BC
Thu, June 19 - Lucky Bar - Victoria, BC
Wed, June 25 - The Lyric - Golden, BC
Thu, June 26 - Canmore Hotel - Canmore, AB
Fri, June 27 - Sled Island Festival - Calgary, AB
Sat, June 28 - Finley's - Nelson, BC
Sun, June 29 - The Slice - Lethbridge, AB
Mon, June 30 - Better Than Freds - Grand Prairie, AB
Tue, July 01 - Better Than Freds - Grand Prairie, AB
Fri, July 04 - The Apollo - Thunder Bay, ON

More Dates To Be Announced!
Sintia





Apr 21 2008 9:44 PM

thanks for the add :)
Lonely Vagabond





Apr 13 2008 3:07 AM

That was a great set at the El Mocambo, lush shimmering grittiness invoking both that rock spirit and rustic Americana. A sonic-richness that reflective and high-energy.
Jesse Andrew Ian LeBoutillier





Apr 5 2008 2:15 PM

Mike





Apr 3 2008 5:43 PM

what's going on at the 'wick saturday (april 3)??

whole band or solo?

either way, yes
Huckelberry’s Warhead





Apr 1 2008 8:26 PM

Hay Got me A "Two-Minute Miracle" Thanks
(weewerk) records





Apr 1 2008 7:14 AM

Two-Minute Miracles
Apr 12 Toronto @ El Mocambo
w/ Grand Theft Bus
Apr 18 London @ Call The Office
w/ Dave Bidini
www. twominutemiracles. com; www. myspace. com/twominutemiracles
construction and destruction





Mar 25 2008 10:09 AM

we enjoyed playing those shows with you guys so much-- a mighty pleasure.
hope you made it home safely...
xo,
-c&d.
don brownrigg





Mar 23 2008 11:56 AM

great set at the seahorse last night in halifax...
hope to see you again before long.
-d
Nadia





Mar 18 2008 1:18 PM

Great set on Friday! Good luck on the tour!
(weewerk) records





Mar 17 2008 8:37 AM

Two-Minute Miracles
Mar 15 Guelph @ Jimmy Jazz w/ Share
Mar 17 Peterborough @ The Spill w/ Share
Mar 18 Kingston @ Queen St. United Church w/ Share
Mar 19 Ottawa @ Mavericks w/ Share
Mar 20 Montreal @ Barfly w/ Share, Construction & Destruction
Mar 21 Fredericton @ The Capital w/ Share
Mar 22 Halifax @ The Seahorse w/ Share, Tanya Davis
Mar 23 Fredericton @ Wilser's Room
Mar 30 Toronto @ The Boat w/ Proof Of Ghosts
www. twominutemiracles. com;
www. weewerk. com
LES KILT





Mar 8 2008 3:18 PM

Amazing show last night.
Bon Spiel **New Video!**





Mar 6 2008 7:43 PM

Hey, cant wait till the show March 18th!
Jesse Andrew Ian LeBoutillier





Mar 3 2008 7:53 AM

thanks for adding me to your top Senior.

wink, wink.
Lonely Vagabond





Feb 29 2008 3:06 AM

Just missed your set at The Drake, but The Two Minute Miracles just breathes of smoky casks of oak, straddling graceful sounds, sonic adventurism, a dynamic rock edge--painting vivid pictures resulting in a lush musical stew that's aurally insatiable.
allison





Feb 26 2008 9:41 AM

if yer languishing in obscurity, it aint cuz yer music is lacking in marvellosity, i am diggin' vol IV totally!
Uncle Ken





Feb 25 2008 9:26 AM

GREAT MUSIC LIKE YOUR STYLE
THANKS FOR THE ADD
Husk





Feb 16 2008 12:46 PM

The Two-Minute Miracles
Six songs up !


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bad ass southern rock!
Chet Reznick





Feb 8 2008 9:29 AM

i dig yr harmony
Justin Nace